I, scum gong, never adore Master

Why do you still have the habit of monitoring other people's bridal chambers?

"This second gift is to give the two of you a dream."

Lovebird said: "There are some things I can't say, maybe I can find some traces in my dream when I go down."

As they said that, a cloud of mist began to form in the ice crystal cave, and they seemed to be taken to another unknown space. The voice of the lovebird was ethereal and gradually dissipated.

"I hope His Highness will get what he wants..."

Jiang Ye felt dizzy and wanted to hold Master's hand, but found that there was nothing around him.

Panicked, drums and music sounded in his ears, from the distant and ethereal to the close at hand, before he could react, he was pushed and shoved by several hands, and the people around him opened a door for him, and pushed him in .

As soon as he turned his head, he faced the plump woman standing at the door.

She was dressed very exaggeratedly, she was covered in a plum red silk wedding dress, a bright red handkerchief was twisted around her hand, her face full of powder and daisy was full of smiles, and the creases at the corners of her eyes were covered with mottled powder.

"The auspicious day should not be delayed, son, go to bed with madam earlier." The woman rolled her eyes with a smile, waved her handkerchief and closed the door.

The light in the house is dim, only thick red candles dripping with beeswax, burning all night, exuding warm light.

Jiang Ye realized that he was wearing a scarlet gown. Was this dream asking him to marry a wife?

He was a little awkward, although he swore he would never touch Master again, but as a former lover of Master, if he married someone else in the blink of an eye, Master would feel very uncomfortable, right?

Turning around hesitantly, he found that there was a person who was also dressed in a red wedding dress and covered with a red handkerchief sitting on the wedding bed of the brocade warm tent embroidered with cross-necked mandarin ducks and flying phoenixes.

The corner of Jiang Ye's lips twitched, wondering whether the person in the dream was a tool set by the script or had self-awareness.

After taking a look at the not-so-big wedding room, he walked over and opened the door, ready to find the master.

I don't know if Master was dragged into this dream together with him.

He found that he couldn't open the door no matter what, as if it was locked from the outside.

"Young Master, go to bed with Madam earlier." Dui Xiao's voice came from the door, through the flickering red candle, Xi Po's shadow was projected on the door frame.

Jiang Ye was stunned for a moment, then heard Xi Po say: "Please take off the hijab for Madam."

"Uh..." Although it was a dream, it was fake, but Jiang Ye still didn't want to do that, and he didn't want to marry another girl. If he took off her hijab, wouldn't that be the same as admitting his wife?

Seeing a pile of longan peanuts, red dates, and two wine glasses on the table covered with red cloth, Jiang Ye blushed, a little embarrassed, coughed lightly, and was going to sit all night, and wait for the Xi Po at the door to leave before trying to find a solution .

Unexpectedly, when he realized that there was no movement in the night, the voice of Xipo sounded again.

"My son, please take off the hijab for your wife."

"Uh..." Jiang Ye remained calm, pretending he didn't hear it, but Xi Po repeated this sentence over and over again like a repeater.

Jiang Ye realized, is this dream just like clearing a game, only by completing the task according to the NPC's instructions, can you continue to go down, otherwise you will be stuck in the same place?

Under Xi Po's urging voice, he awkwardly walked towards the bed.

The bride sitting by the bed should also be an NPC, right?He remained motionless, as if waiting for Jiang Ye to complete the task.

Jiang Ye closed his eyes, implying that he should be calm, this is not some bridal chamber candle, but just completing the task, anyway, the bride is not real.

Amidst the repeating sound of Xi Po's machinery, Jiang Ye walked over in fear, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and lifted off the red hijab.

"Master?!"

Jiang Ye was so frightened that he froze in place when he saw Master's peachy eyes.

The Xi Po outside the door stopped talking, but the master in wedding dress frowned, moved his lips with a little bit of sullenness, but remained silent after all.

Jiang Ye was fighting with each other, wishing to throw himself on the ground and kowtow to the master to make amends, he stammered for a long time: "Master, master, how could it be... you?"

Master shook his head lightly, without moving, as if his consciousness could not control his body yet, under the warm candlelight, his porcelain-white face was blushing brightly against the ground. She seemed to have been smeared with light red lipstick, and a touch of rouge was also stained on her cheeks.

He was already extremely handsome, and usually dressed in plain white clothes like a god who is not stained with dust, but at this moment he was forced to put on red clothes, which seemed a bit coquettish.

A head of silver-white long hair was replaced with jet black, and the light-colored glazed beads in the peach sockets became more dense and became a deep starry sky, with bits of broken light.

Good looking is really good looking...

Master is indeed a great beauty!

Jiang Ye couldn't help swallowing, and looked away uncomfortably, feeling a little bit shamefully moved.

But he is a man with strong self-control ability, it is impossible to covet the master, let alone touch the master.

If it was the original owner, I'm afraid they would have rushed forward like a wolf.

The first wave of tasks was completed, Xi Po spoke again: "Please invite the bride and groom to have a drink together."

Jiang Ye's face collapsed, and he carefully looked at Master in embarrassment.

Just now he took off the hijab because he didn't know that the bride was the master, but now facing the beautiful face of the master, how could he still do it?What should I do if I cause Master to misunderstand?If the master is moved by this charming atmosphere, what should I do if I don't give up and want to continue the relationship?

His head was buzzing and confused as hell.

The Xi Po in the outside room somehow saw that the two were not moving, and kept urging them.

The master suddenly opened his mouth, looked at the wine cups prepared on the table calmly, and said, "Go and get them."

"All right……"

The master has already spoken, and it seems that both of them know that this is just a clearance game, and it would be strange if he still put on a pose.

Jiang Ye sighed, forget it.

Resigned to his fate, he poured two glasses of wine and walked to the bed, not daring to look at his master, but staring down at his toes.

The master seemed to be able to control his body a little bit. He took a wine glass and said indifferently: "It's just a dream, you don't have to think about it. There is no way to crack the dream woven by lovebirds, you can only complete it as required." It takes a dream to get out."

After the master said so, Jiang Ye could only suppress the blush on his cheeks, and nodded dully.

It is not enough for both of them to drink the cups and wine, it must be done according to Xi Po's requirements, otherwise Xi Po will keep repeating the lines.

Jiang Ye closed his eyes and wrapped his elbows around the master's arms. He was shaking so badly that the wine was clearly not even up to the rim of the cup, but it spilled out bumps and bumps and wet the master's sleeves.

Drink it, drink it, you'll be fine after drinking it!

Thinking like this, Jiang Ye raised his wine glass and wanted to drink it all down, but because the pull was too large, his stiff arm suddenly pulled the master who had not recovered his body control, and pulled the person down on his chest.

"Uh..." The glass of wine was poured out, and all the water splashed on the collar of the master's collar. Water droplets flowed in along the lapel of the fair and slender neck. General tears.

Jiang Ye was dumbfounded, at a loss for what to do, only to see the master frowning, propping his legs to sit up again.

The Xi Po outside shouted again and again: "Please invite the bride and groom to have a drink together."

The master didn't look at him, and only ordered in a cold voice: "Go and pour two more glasses."

This time, the wine was not spilled, and the line was not re-read outside the door. It must have passed this level. This game is not difficult at all, it is not difficult at all, it is easy...in fact, it is not easy, but Adhering to a rule, as long as I am not embarrassed, as long as I am shameless enough, I will be able to pass the level soon!

Jiang Ye cautiously said to the master: "Master, this is just a game, it's not real, and I don't want to marry you, it's just for the plot, so just treat it as an act."

"Ah."

The happy lady outside the door said loudly again: "The red candles are shining brightly, the night is long, please the bride and groom go to bed early."

Jiang Ye was already proficient, pulled down the splendid red tent, opened up a dark world in the halo of red candles, rolled into the bed, then patted the place beside him, and whispered: "Master, let's take the last Once the process is over, it should be over."

He thought embarrassingly: At most, Xi Po will come to check Luohong the next day, and then she will bleed and get away with it.

But this kind of thinking must not be shared with Master.

Alas, it seems that he can only arrange it silently.

This feeling made him feel a little better, as if he had experienced the joy of protecting the master.

The light in the red tent was dim, and only a gleam of light could leak in from the edge of the bed where the master was sitting, making Jiang Ye unable to see Yun Jian's expression clearly.

Xi Po repeated several times outside the door, each sound more urgent, as if urging them.

He stretched out his hand and tugged at Master's sleeve, and said ignorantly and fearlessly, "Let's hurry up."

The master was silent for a moment, his peach blossom eyes looked at the young man on the inside of the bed, Jiang Ye couldn't see his face clearly, but he could see Jiang Ye clearly.

The boy's face was full of innocence, Yun Jian couldn't grasp what he was thinking for a while.

Just don't know what to expect?

Or is it that even if you know it's just a play on the spot, and you know it's a dream, you still have to pretend something that you can't ask for in reality into a beautiful dream?

Knowing that after waking up from the dream, there is still a clear distinction between them, and they can only maintain the master-student relationship, and they want to be intoxicated all day long?

Yun Jian sighed faintly, and looked at the boy with pity.

In the end, he got his wish and lay by his side.

The young man's warm hand groped over little by little, and clasped his fingers. Yun Jian frowned, but he still didn't pull it away, and let the young man hold it.

That's all he can give him.

Indulging in a dream is just a dream, but when you wake up, you are still Huangliang Nanke, let alone mention it.

Jiang Ye was a little flustered in the dim tent where the master could hardly be seen, it was too dark, and this dream was very weird, it would be better to hold the master's hand, so as not to lose people when switching scenes up.

The knuckles were dug into the master's fingers little by little, and they were clasped together, which gave Jiang Ye a great sense of security.

Thinking of being able to go out after lying down for a night, I was so happy in my heart. Isn't this the legendary lying win?

But the master can sleep, but he can't. He is afraid that if he falls asleep, he will do something outrageous and uncontrollable to the master.

however……

"The red candles are shining brightly, and the night will be long. Please the bride and groom go to bed early." A tired voice floated in from outside the door, the tone and speed of which were mechanically unchanged.

Jiang Ye's heart tightened, and he was a little impatient with Xi Po's noisy voice: "Aren't they all lying down? Why are you still shouting?"

As soon as Jiang Ye's words came out, the voice outside paused for a moment, then raised his voice again, and continued to read in a more urgent tone.

The hand that was shaking with the master at the side was suddenly raised and pressed on top of the head, and the people around him turned over and hung on top of him, and said in a very soft voice next to his ear: "Be quiet, she can hear you." See."

"Uh..." Jiang Ye was speechless, is the NPC in the game so smart?

Master pressed him down, and breathed evenly with hot air against his ears, making the base of Ye's ears turn red.

Leaning...too close.

Not daring to breathe, he could only blink in the dark, his voice was a little hoarse, and he said softly: "Then... what should we do? Do we really have to fall asleep before going to bed?"

Although he felt that he accidentally did something indescribable to Master yesterday, he was unwilling to break the can, he was afraid that after falling asleep, his body would lose control, or be taken back by the original owner who disappeared inexplicably.

According to the anxious mentality of the original owner, seeing such a beautiful appearance of the master can't be animalistic, like hunger and thirst?

can't fall asleep...

Really can't fall asleep!

The master hung above him without moving, as if he was thinking about something. After a while, he lowered his voice with some hesitation, and asked in his ear, "See if your spiritual power is still there."

Jiang Ye nodded, felt the spiritual pulse, and found that it was empty!

He stared wide-eyed at the master in the dim tent, needless to say, Yun Jian also understood.

"Sure enough, so do I. The dream world weaved by Lovebirds is not the realm of cultivating immortals, and there is no spiritual power."

"Then...then what do we do?"

Yun Jian could feel that Lovebird was not malicious, and could even feel a very close familiarity in it, but he didn't know what hint it wanted to give himself in this absurd dream.

Yun Jian: "Follow the instructions and follow the prompts she gives."

Of course Jiang Ye knew, but he still didn't understand what Xi Po meant by "sleep".

He anxiously said: "I've already laid down and didn't leave. Could it be that it really needs to fall asleep to be useful?"

Yun Jian was stunned: "You don't understand?"

The boy's eyes widened and he asked in confusion, "What do you understand?"

There was no pretense in his wide almond eyes, and confusion was written all over his face.Yun Jian could see his face clearly, but he couldn't see Yun Jian's dazed expression.

This little apprentice is usually full of rubbish and thinks about filthy things, so why does he seem innocent and ignorant by implying such an obvious situation?

This person is very contradictory, and Yun Jian's cognition and judgment of him are complicated and obscure.

The impatient voice of Xi Po outside the door became more and more frequent, and the more she shouted, the more urgent it was, as if the two people in the new house would not stop without an explanation.

If you don't do something, and don't mention what unpredictable things will happen next, it will be difficult to continue with the plot alone.

Jiang Ye is in a hurry, but his master may not be so indifferent.

What hint is Lovebird trying to give him?

Yun Jian sighed slightly, leaned into Jiang Ye's ear and said, "Don't move for a while."

Added another sentence: "Don't think too much."

What are you thinking about?Jiang Ye didn't know, but he still instinctively trusted Master and nodded obediently.

After such a short period of time, Yun Jian's physical strength recovered, and he could almost completely control his body. He drooped his long eyelashes, clasped his fingers with one hand, and propped the other hand on the wooden railing at the head of the bed, expressionless. start...

shaking...

Jiang Ye: "..."

With the creaking sound of the wooden bed, even if Jiang Ye didn't understand it just now and didn't intend to think about it, he blushed at the sound that made people blush.

So, what does Xi Po mean by "sleep"?

Why do you still have the habit of supervising other people's bridal chambers? !

As the shaking of the wooden bed became more and more intense, the sound of creaking and creaking spread to the door, and Xi Po's urging voice became less loud and frequent, but it still persisted.

The master was hanging above him, and apart from the overlapping palms, the two of them had no skin-to-skin contact.

But they were too close, and each other's breath could be heard clearly, hanging on the skin, causing tremors, and the thick brocade tent surrounded the gradually warming space, trapping them densely in it.

"Master, she...she doesn't seem to like this."

Jiang Ye tried hard to control his breathing, but when he spoke, he was still dumb so that he lost his mind in shock.

After his eyes gradually adapted to the darkness, he could dimly see Master's face through the few strands of candlelight that leaked in through the occasionally swaying bed curtain.

Yunjian also found out.

The swaying wooden bed stopped for a moment, and the master suddenly let go of the hand holding the bed rail, fell down, covered Jiang Ye's eyes, and said softly, "It's just to pass this test."

Jiang Ye knew, but he didn't know how Master planned to deal with Xi Po outside.

"what--"

A thin and hoarse voice escaped from his throat unexpectedly, his waist trembled, and his whole body was crisp and limp.

When the vision is blocked, the other senses are very clear.

Immediately afterwards, the thin red from the base of the ears climbed up to the cheeks, which were extremely hot, and the hand covering his eyes trembled slightly, also aware of his sensitivity.

Jiang Ye realized later that just now, the master let go of the hand that was holding him, moved to his waist, and pinched him.

He couldn't believe that such a lustful moan leaked from his own throat.

At the moment when he was in a trance and couldn't recover, the hand moved to his neck again, and pinched it lightly. It didn't hurt, and it wouldn't even leave any indelible marks, but it was better than being caught off guard, and it came from his throat again. There was an embarrassing leakage of sound.

At this moment, Xi Po's urging outside finally stopped, and then the sound of footsteps fading away was heard until they disappeared.

The master who was on top of him breathed a sigh of relief, let go of him, and calmly turned over and lay beside him.

Jiang Ye: "..."

He knew that this was a last resort, and he also knew that this was a plan.

But I always feel weird, the residual warmth from the master's fingertips seems to be left on the waist, side and neck, and it makes people blush just thinking about it.

I couldn't help frowning and feeling uncomfortable.

Not because of himself, but because of Master.

So how does a deity who is divorced from the mundane world and does not stir up dust know these unsightly color tricks?

He didn't know that it was Yun Jian's bad friend who worked hard to make up lessons to fill the gap in Yun Jian's cognition. He always thought that it was a good thing he did when he took over Master before, which caused Master to be defiled not only in body, but also in mind. .

After thinking about it, he began to blame himself again, not thinking that he was being taken advantage of.

It was quiet outside the door, and even quieter inside the door, and the gentle breathing of each other was clearly audible.

Jiang Ye coughed lightly: "Master, I actually..."

"I didn't want to take advantage of Master..."

"It's expedient, don't think too much..."

Both of them spoke at the same time, and they were both stunned.

Then there was another long silence, and Jiang Ye sighed gloomily like a man who smoked after the incident, and then lifted the beautiful bed curtain, trying to escape this awkward atmosphere.

Suddenly light leaked in, causing his eyes to narrow slightly, and he was surprised to find that it was dawn!

It was daytime sunlight that shone through the milky white window paper, but he was sure that less than a cup of tea had passed from Xi Po's departure to the time he lifted the bed curtain.

Master sat up and said, "The flow of time in the dream is different from that in reality."

Jiang Ye nodded, and hurriedly climbed out of bed, only to find that the thick red candle only had mottled tears left, as if it had been burned all night without being broken. There was a bronze mirror beside the red candle. Seeing a light red mark on the neck, he blushed suddenly again, embarrassed to death.

In fact, it didn't hurt very much, and Master didn't hit hard, but I don't know whether it's his thin skin or the scar constitution of this body, which makes the redness lying on his neck that hasn't subsided particularly obvious.

He was embarrassed and didn't know how to face it when someone knocked on the door suddenly.

Jiang Ye looked at Shizun nervously, and Shizun motioned him to open the door.

As soon as the door was opened, a young man rushed in, rushed into the room like the wind, went straight to the master, with a plop, landed on his knees, and kowtowed hard twice.

Then raised his face, and happily shouted at Yun Jian: "Father!"

"Uh..." The corners of Jiang Ye's lips twitched, this script is not simple...

The author says:

Lovebird (lights a cigarette): I'm just an ordinary matchmaker——

Xi Po: I was so worried about the cp I was knocking on, my throat was hoarse.

Boy: Surprise or not?Accident or not?Get married and send a child without pain.