In the end they gave up the 69 pose, it was too shameful to do it.

Fan Du shaved Xie Gu clean first, and his movements were crisp and neat, just like shaving a pig's hair.

Under Xie Gu's strong request, Fan Du kept his eyes closed the whole time while shaving.

This is simply physical and psychological torture. Physiologically, you know clearly that the person you like the most is looking at your lower body/body, and even holding it with your hands, but you just can't be hard.

And psychologically, your favorite person holds a cold blade in his hand, facing your lower body.

Fan Du wondered if there was any master of literature who could describe his mood at this moment, it was too fucking complicated.

"Okay!" Xie Gu finally finished, "Take a look!"

Fan Du opened his eyes and sat up from the bed, "You won't fucking shave all of it for me, will you?"

Xie Gu shook his head, "How can a full shave show my level? I'm a man who wants to be a tattoo artist!"

Fan Du didn't care about etiquette, justice, and shame, so he just opened his legs wide, looked down at his lower body, and his eyes just met a very familiar pig's face, "..."

In the next second, he jumped up like a tiger, and chased Xie Gu furiously, "Thank you -! Fucking I let you shave me! Who the fuck asked you to shave me Peppa Pig! !!"

Thank you so much and ran away, even laughing presumptuously, "Peppa Pig is so good for you——!"

They rushed towards the corridor like a gust of wind, and the patients in the hospital looked sideways. They saw two young chasing boys with bare backs running wildly in the corridor one after the other, running over every department of the hospital, and even rushed into obstetrics and gynecology.

All the patients took out their mobile phones and clicked on the two buttocks: "..."

Hearing the movement, the old bald walked out of the ward and took a look, "..."

He could barely catch his breath, and clutched his chest, "I... think my coaching career can come to an end."

The two little bastards were finally caught by the head nurse who heard the news, and were punished to stand in the corridor. For the sake of propriety, justice and shame, they were not allowed to be naked, but at least they were given clothes.

Fan Du glared at Xie Gu angrily, his gaze was like a laser, almost able to engrave words on his body.

"I..." Xie Gu didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, "I think my craft is pretty good."

"Thank you." Fan Du pointed at him fiercely, "I will never end with you in this life."

Xie Gu looked at the ceiling and whistled something that had nothing to do with him.

The next day, Fan Du took Peppa Pig and lay down on the operating table together, "..."

The doctors and nurses took a look and laughed, and the whole operating room was buzzing like farting, one after another.

Fan Du gritted his teeth, and made a strong note of Xie Gu in his heart.

Cutting the bag/skin is very fast. Anesthesia is applied, the excess bag/skin is cut off with a ring cutter, and then sutured. It is over in less than an hour.

Fan Du and Xie Gu supported the wall, walked out of two adjacent operating rooms, glanced at each other, "..."

Xie Gu clamped his legs, "I... a little pain..."

Fan Du resisted, "I...it's okay..."

Xie Gu stretched out his hand to support his shoulder, "No, no, give me a hand, I can't move my legs..."

Fan Du helped him upstairs, and Xie Gu whispered in his ear, "When I finished the operation, the doctor insisted on showing me what the cut bag/skin looked like, what the fuck...it's indescribable , It is said that there is still a custom in Africa, the bag/skin that is cut off will be eaten, this is so fucking..."

Fan Du looked at him speechlessly, "Is there any promotion of buy one get one free?"

Xie Gu was taken aback for a moment, "Huh?"

Fan Du pointed at his mouth, "Sew your mouth shut!"

"Fuck..." Xie Gu was unhappy, "There are so many people who want to listen to me, but you don't know how to cherish it."

Fan Du suddenly touched his shoulder, "Hey, when is your birthday?"

Xie Gu looked at him, "Give it to me? Why don't you ask later? Then you will have to wait another year."

"Fuck." Fan Du scolded, "Don't talk nonsense, whenever you want, you need both the solar calendar and the lunar calendar."

"New Year's Day." Xie Gu smiled, "I was born at a special time."

Fan Du took a breath, "It's been a day with my ex-boyfriend."

Thank you so much, I was not happy immediately, "Fuck, my birthday/what did you mention about your ex-boyfriend? I was born on New Year's Day. In this world, I was born on New Year's Day alone! If there is a name and surname on New Year's Day, it would be——Thank you So!!!”

He stretched out his leg and kicked Fan Du, the action was too big, it pulled his wound, and he clutched his crotch and clamped his leg again, "Damn it..."

"That's not what I meant..." Fan Du wanted to explain, "I'm just expressing emotion, I didn't intentionally advance my boyfriend."

Xie Gu was jealous again, "You still mention it!!!"

"I won't talk about it." Fan Du didn't mention it anymore, "I'll stay on New Year's Day to spend your birthday with you."

"Three days." Xie Gu pushed forward, "The three days off on New Year's Day must be mine."

Fan Du also had endless patience with Xie Gu, "Okay."

After the circumcision/skin surgery, there was really no room for movement. The two of them lay obediently on the hospital bed, holding their mobile phones.

Xie Gu would hum from time to time, "At the same table, I'm in so much pain."

Fan Du responded, "Hold on."

After 3 minutes, Xie Gu said again, "At the same table, I am in so much pain."

It was already too many times to count, Fan Du put down his phone and looked at him helplessly, "What can I do to make you feel pain? Shall I give you a mouthful?"

In the next second, Xie Gu rolled on the bed clutching his crotch, "Damn!"

Fan Du was stunned, "You fucking still use voice control!"

He frowned, "Which word made you... mouth like this?"

Xie Gu said "Fuck" again, "Don't say..."

"Hey why?" Fan Du wondered, "Why is the word kou just..."

Xie Gu yelled "Fuck" several times in a row, and shouted out in extreme pain, "Because I'm fucking hard!!!"

Fan Du was completely silent.

Immediately after circumcision/skin erection/arising, anyone who understands that feeling will understand, Xie Gu is already in pain to the point of tears, "Damn it..."

Fan Du completely forgot to go up to comfort him, and was immersed in the shock of Xie Gu's arousal because he only said a word.

A shameful blushing appeared on his face, and his ears seemed to be bleeding, "..."

Xie Gu, do you... like yourself.

As soon as this idea popped up, his brain with an IQ of [-] was blown to pieces, and he was able to launch into the sky like a monkey jumping into the sky.

Fan Du secretly took a look at Xie Gu, who was writhing on the bed in pain, and felt that he was crying in pain at this very moment.

At this moment, his heart was telling himself in an extremely firm tone.

I like him.

Even when we first met, he took a bite out of me, replaced my biscuit stuffing with chili sauce, put Peppa Pig on my face, and played majestic when I raised the flag to give a speech, which made me run away from military training Forty laps, let me write a review in front of the principal...even not long ago, he took off my pants to make me look ugly, and dragged me to cut my bag/skin...

But I just like him.

My blood is racing with the factor of liking him, my ribs have engraved his name, and my heart has grown vigorous love.

Fan Du didn't expect that he would come up with so many things in his brain during the time of Xie Gu's rolling around. The vastness of the project was no less than that of Qin Shihuang's construction of the Great Wall.

"Hey." Fan Du suddenly called out his thanks, "Shall I take you to meet a friend?"

Xie Gu looked at him with tears all over his face, "What?"

"I only have two friends." Fan Du looked at him nervously, "I want to take you to meet the other one."

"I..." Xie Gu was shocked, "Why?"

"I think..." Fan Du was speechless for a moment, he wanted to introduce U235 in front of him, this is the person he likes.

He has found the partner of his life.

"Actually..." Xie Gu was a little hesitant to speak, "I also have a friend who wants you to meet."

Immediately afterwards, the two of them became alert and blurted out, "It can't be your ex-boyfriend!!!"

The next second, they said in unison, "No—!"

Xie Gu lied a bit guilty, "Just... it was a good game."

Fan Du's heart was also empty, "Then let's make an appointment tomorrow...to meet at a place?"

They took out their phones almost at the same time, "I'll ask him!"

U235&U238: Do you have time tomorrow!

U235: "I want to show you the person I like."

U238: "What a coincidence, I also want to bring the person I like to meet you."

U235: "Can you come?"

U238: "Okay."

U235: "Do you know the coffee shop in front of No.[-] Middle School?"

U238: "I haven't been there, I'll ask my partner later."

U235: "Yo, have you confessed your love? Let's call a partner."

U238: "He is my O."

Fan Du raised his head and looked at Xie Gu, "Hey, is there a coffee shop in front of our school?"

Xie Gu was stunned for a moment, "Yes."

Fan Du looked at him, "My friend said to meet there."

Xie Gu laughed all of a sudden, "This is what I thought of!"

U238: "Then let's go to the coffee shop."

U235: "It's done."

U238: "Don't miss the appointment."

U235: "Your uncle is the one, don't let my mother dove again! If you dove again, the relationship will be broken!"

The school granted the two of them a one-week vacation. After four days in the hospital, there were still two days left. The next day, Xie Gu and Fan Du were discharged from the hospital. They separated first and went home to change their clothes.

When he went upstairs to send his thanks, Fan Du handed him a box of things, "Take this."

Xie Gu glanced at it, almost dropped his hand, blushed, "Fuck/Your uncle's Fandu! What are you doing with my condom!"

Fan Du yelled at him, "Put your injured little brother on, it's waterproof! What a fucking shower!!!"

Xiegu seemed to have received re-education, and let out a dumbfounded "Oh".

"Go up." Fan Du stuffed the condom into his bag, "I'll wait for you downstairs in your house in two hours."

"Hey wait..." Xie Gu suddenly stopped him, "Is the condom you bought for me a large size... I'm afraid I won't be able to wear it..."

"Just you?" Fan Du snorted and glanced at his lower body, "Are you still big?"

Xiegu blushed and had a thick neck, "What do you mean!"

Fan Du mocked him, "You are not worthy."

Xie Gu rushed up and wanted to chase him down, but because he was really injured, he had more energy than strength, so he put his legs between his legs and covered his crotch, and warned Fan Du fiercely, "You wait for me to heal!!!"

Two hours later, they rounded up downstairs and headed to the coffee shop together.

I ran into a flower shop on the way, and Xie Gu bought a bouquet of sunflowers for Fan Du's "friend".

"Do you know what it means to send this?" Fan Du looked at him speechlessly, "Stupid."

Xie Gu was dumbfounded, "What do you mean?"

Fan Du moved his lips and spit out two words, "Looking for a day."

"Fuck..." Xie Gudeng wanted to throw Sunflower away immediately, "I don't know..."

"Forget it and buy everything." Fan Du grabbed his sweater hat and dragged him forward, "Hurry up, little short legs, dawdle."

The two of them came to the coffee shop at the entrance of No. [-] Middle School. They were the only customers at the whole coffee shop, and they sat outside to find a conspicuous place.

The two of them took out their mobile phones and sent messages to U235 and U238.

Then facing the sky, the ground, and a bunch of brilliant sunflowers, I waited for two full hours.

As the north wind blows, Xie Gu and Fan Du looked at each other, "..."

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