Xueba's little wild cat is too sultry [ABO]

Xie Gu never thought about seducing Fan Du again, it is impossible for a human to seduce a pig.

In front of Fan Du, he completely discarded the burden of being an idol, and fell asleep on his back, drooling.

When he was awakened by the alarm clock, he was still a little dazed, wiped his saliva and turned off the alarm clock, got up and looked around him, it turned out to be empty, Fan Du was gone, and the milk cat was gone.

Xie Gu walked out of the bedroom with his slippers on, and saw Fan Du wearing an apron making breakfast in the kitchen, with milk cats around his feet, meowing.

The sunlight happened to come in through the window, such a rare warm and beautiful scene.

Xie Gu picked up a boiled egg on the table, took a bite, and his heart was healed.

How many people can make Xueba wash his hands and make soup! ! !

"Hey..." Xie Gu touched his face and felt a little shy, "Oh, why are you so beautiful?"

Fan Du just turned around, "What water?"

Xie Gu sang subconsciously, and even had a wave, "My brother's legs are not the spring water on the banks of the Seine..."

Fan Du, who was slapped all over his face, "..."

He was a little unbelievable, "It's so flirtatious in the morning?"

There is a good reason to thank you, "Xiao O is not flirtatious and A is not loving."

Fan Du seemed to have received re-education, he turned around and put the breakfast on the table in a daze, "Eat... let's eat."

Xie Gu sat down to eat, and the milk cat climbed up his legs along his trousers, meowing at him.

"Yo, I want to eat it." Xie Gu moved the boiled egg in his hand, "Hey, take a bite."

"Hey." Fan Du interrupted him, "It's too small to eat."

Xie Gu nodded the little milk cat's nose, "Did you hear that, your father won't let me."

Taking advantage of the address, Xie Gu snickered and reached out to eat the small pickles on the table.

Fan Du knocked off his hand with a snap, "Don't move."

Xie Gu covered his hands and wailed, "Why!"

Fan Du looked at him amusedly, "Your husband won't let me."

Xie Gu is simply amazed, is it so fast to enter the drama now! ! !

He blushed at the "husband" and muttered, "Stingy, if you don't let me, you won't let me go, hum."

They just picked up a cat, and the two of them have been automatically promoted to "Baby's Dad" and "Baby's Mother".

It was still raining heavily outside the window, and the clouds were so dense that you couldn't see the end at a glance. When you went out, Xie Gu picked up his little yellow duck raincoat, but he saw a few big characters written on the back of the raincoat with a highlighter, "Traffic vehicles please avoid this kid."

Xie Gu looked at the word "little friend" and muttered blushingly, "Who is the little friend."

He wouldn't know that he had invisibly caused Fan Du to experience a panic on the road.

And this kind of fear, Fan Du will not let it happen again.

When going out, Fan Du looked at the little milk cat, "What about the cat?"

Xie Gu picked up the milk cat, "Send it to the studio."

The milk cat had just been fed by Fan Du once in the morning, its mouth was full of milk smell, and it whimpered into Xie Gu's arms, very attached to the smell of him.

Xie Gu, as a cat family, detests it, "It's so ugly."

Fan Du pointed out mercilessly, "It's up to you."

He stretched out his hand to the milk cat, "Let me hug it."

The clinker milk cat didn't recognize him as a canine at all, hooking his paws on Xie Gu's clothes and whimpering, Fan Du probably only took up food and clothing for the term "parents".

Xie Gu was quite proud, coaxing the little milk cat, "It seems that he likes mother more."

There is only one reason why Fan Du gave the milk cat a brainsick before killing him, "For your mother's sake."

The two of them went to the studio first, put the milk cat down, and handed it over to the third brother, and then both came to the school, stepping on the bell and stepping into the class.

After finishing English and biology in one morning, the midterm exam is over.

Xie Gu had already predicted what the results of his exam would be. Chinese, Mathematics, Chemistry, and Physics failed to do well in the exam because of a false estrus, and Chemistry and Physics didn't move a single word. It seemed like a fairy tale to improve fifty.

With a stagnant heart, he took out a stack of A4 papers and began to prepare for the repertoire of the New Year's Day party.

The joint examination of the three schools has received attention from all parties. The teachers did not eat, drink or sleep. It only took two days to approve the papers, and it took another half a day to register the results.

After the report card came out, the old bald couldn't wait to rush into the class, his face seemed to be full of joy for the New Year, "Students! Good news!"

The release of grades is not good news for any student. The class was full of wailing, and they were reeling like they were struck by lightning. Everyone was as murky as coke.

"First! Unprecedented first!!!" The old bald almost danced, "Do you know who it is?"

All eyes turned to Fan Du.

In the next second, the entire Class [-] burst into cheers! ! !

"Apologize!!!"

"Apologies for posting!!!"

"Let that grandson apologize!!!"

The old bald man couldn't figure out the situation, why the whole class started to feel restless when one person ascended to heaven.

Class 1 was like a sea of ​​crazy boiling, and some people even stood on the podium regardless of the old bald, took out their mobile phones on the spot, opened the school post bar, and described vividly how that grandson provoked Xueba, Xueba And how did he get the No.[-] score without taking a subject.

But then, the problem came.

"Teacher..." The students looked at the old bald with trepidation, "Is it... the No.1 in the entrance examination, or the No.1 in the school."

I only heard No.1 just now, so I subconsciously thought that I had already won.

The old bald smiled, "Of course it is..."

"Number one in the entrance examination."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"Damn it!!!"

"Empressed!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The students who had already started dancing wildly couldn't calm down at all, and even killed the grandson's school post bar, showing off by name and name.

Xie Gu looked at Fan Du, "You...won't you go to the post bar and say a few words?"

Fan Du didn't care about such a trivial matter at all, "Killing is nothing more than nodding your head, why are you so aggressive."

Xie Gu was in awe of Fan Du for a moment, did you see it, did you see it, this is Xueba, this is the light of humanity! ! !

Clinker Fan Du smiled slightly, "I have already photographed the grade slip, and wrote a letter to their principal's mailbox, telling the whole story of the incident. Your school is welcome to challenge again, and I am waiting anytime."

Xie Gu looked at him speechlessly, "..."

The promised killing is nothing more than a nod to the ground!

Fan Du, you are dancing on someone's ancestral grave! ! !

The old bald had no choice but to organize the classroom discipline, "Okay, okay, collect everything, we are going to talk about the papers."

The students looked at the old bald with piercing eyes, "Teacher, can Xueba read the composition?"

"This one, you can have it." The old bald unfolded Fan Du's answer sheet, "Fan Du scored 48 out of [-] for the essay, let him read the high-scoring essay for us, everyone study."

Fan Du stepped onto the podium, took his answer sheet, cleared his throat, "Title—To the greatest man."

"Family love is the back view of the father in Zhu Ziqing's essays, family love is the front in the hands of Meng Jiao's loving mother, family love is Wang Weidu's lament when he is a stranger in a foreign land and misses his relatives every festival, and family love is Su Shi's hope that people will be together for a long time. Good wishes."

"The greatest person in my heart is - my deskmate."

Immediately there was booing in the class, one after another looked at Xie Gu, and shouted ouch.

Xie Gu nodded his head very calmly, nothing, nothing, he is just a great deskmate, as the saying goes, behind every successful academic master there is always a little O.

Fan Du went on to read, "Father's love is fire, which gives us warmth in the ice and snow. Father's love is a tree, which protects us from the wind and rain with its body. Father's love is like a mountain, with arms like stalwarts. But when young and frivolous, always I can't understand fatherly love..."

Hearing this, Xie Gu was already full of question marks, "???"

"My tablemate always says that I am just like his father, I think such a heavy love can only come once in this life..."

There was a roar of laughter in the class, and everyone slapped the table and couldn't stop laughing.

Xie Gu had already gritted his teeth and glared at Fan Du viciously, you brazen thief! ! !

"Historical records say that if the people and the people are of the same mind, the family will be safe, and if the king and the people are of the same mind, the country will prosper. Wang Bo realized from his life that he should be strong when he grows old, and that he would rather move the heart of the white head. Su Dongpo also once said that sending a mayfly to the world is like a drop in the vast ocean..."

In the composition of [-] words, Fan Du quoted the scriptures to describe his fatherly love for his deskmate, as well as the profound truths he felt from this strong fatherly love.

Xie Gu was about to bite his white teeth into pieces.

When Fan Du stepped off the podium, he also raised his hand, "Teacher, I also want to read composition!"

"Ah, okay." The old bald looked at the whole class, "Everyone should learn from Fan Du, so thank you for your old classmate's composition, let's take it as a warning."

Xie Gu stood on the podium, coughed twice, "Title of Poetry—To the Greatest Man."

"My deskmate is the greatest person in the world."

"People are bald before they grow old."

"His hair—"

"On clothes."

"on the ground."

"In the open workbook."

"It's just not on my own head."

"He's like a dandelion."

"When the wind blows—"

"It became a bald gourd."

"He's amazing and he's great."

"A piss from the south to the north."

"Since then, there has been a south-to-north water diversion in this world."

"A fart is held back from Xinjiang to Beijing."

"Since then, there has been the transmission of gas from the west to the east in this world."

"He was loose while walking on the road."

"Since then, there has been a thick (Silk) road in this world."

"Ah! He is really great!"