Xueba's little wild cat is too sultry [ABO]

Xiegu didn't even know what Jishierangwen was. He knew Li Bai and Du Fu in the history of Chinese literature, and it was because of popular music.

He was just thinking about what to say, when Fan Du said, "Speaking is limited but love can't end, you know it's evil, I think this sentence can be extended to three meanings, just like fennel beans There are five ways of writing, just like Zeng Guofan's evaluation of Han Yu, "There is nothing to do, and future generations don't have to follow it." This is placed in campus life, which reflects the current unhealthy atmosphere. Mr. Yu Qiuyu also criticized... "

Good guy, he has ruined half of the history of Chinese literature from ancient times to the present in one breath.

It was clearly in Chinese, but Xie Gu didn't understand what he was talking about, so he watched Fan Du's mouth open and close, and the smug admiration on the old bald face became more and more obvious.

Fan Du finished his long speech, kicked his foot to thank him, "Thank you classmate, what do you think?"

"Ah..." Xiegu only knows abaaaba, "That's right!"

The old bald simply hated iron for being weak, and thanked him with a glance, "You should learn more from your deskmate!"

Thank you for being puzzled, what to learn?Do you want to learn to run a train with your mouth full?

"Yes." Xie Gu nodded, "I am really inferior to him in this regard."

The old bald walked away satisfied. Before leaving, he couldn't help sighing at his wise decision, "It's really right to let the two of you sit at the same table!"

Fan Du and Xie Gu looked at each other, their eyes were full of disgust, and at the same time they turned their heads away, almost saying in unison, "Humph!"

The two of them opened the desks together, and there was a clear boundary between Chuhe and Han in the middle. Xie Gu emphasized, "This half is mine, you dare to stretch out a finger and try it."

"I should have said this to you." Fan Du crossed his arms and looked down at him condescendingly, "Oh yes, I forgot, you scumbags usually don't sit and attend lectures, but stand at the door to listen."

His expression was full of arrogance, "Maybe when you sat down to listen to the class, the teacher would wonder for a long time why there was a pig in the class."

Xie Gu was furious, "You——!"

"Love each other." Fan Du smiled at him, "Huh? Thank you old classmate?"

Fuck, thank you so damn it's been a long time since I've experienced being provoked.

He hadn't even gotten to the classroom to do something, when the bell rang for class, and he saved Fan Du's life.

Before Xie Gu lay down to sleep, he turned his head and said, "English class wakes me up."

He intended to say it to Chen Xuyang who was sitting next to him, but he forgot that Fan Du was sitting beside him now.

Before Fan Du had time to put on the earphones, he heard this sentence, "Are you sure?"

Xie Gu was already asleep.

When the next class started, the English teacher, Mrs. Li, had already walked into the classroom with the lesson plans before the students could look back at the transfer students.

Fan Du glanced at Xie Gu, and suddenly raised one corner of his mouth, thinking that it was you who asked me to wake you up.

He got up and came to Xie Gu's side, stretched out his hand to touch Xie Gu's back, slowly slid his fingers upwards, finally stopped on the back of his neck, and kneaded the gland part very ambiguously.

If there is a textbook for hooliganism, the action of touching the glands will definitely occupy the entire cover.

Fan Du leaned down, leaned into Xie Gu's ear, and shouted in a slightly hoarse voice, "Honey, get up."

The students watching in the class were dumbfounded.

Fuck, what did I see?

When I was thinking about living, I immediately thought of the tooth marks on the neck of my new classmate, and the way I looked at Xie Gu suddenly changed.

What the fuck did I eat!

The school bully is worthy of being a school bully, he was too damn fast!

Xie Gu's eyebrows twitched, and then he opened his eyes a little. At this moment, he felt someone touching his face, and he slapped him displeasedly.

However, Fan Du quickly grabbed his hand, "Baby, hit him after you see clearly."

Xie Gu couldn't believe his ears, he saw clearly that it was Fan Du in front of him, and thought for a moment that he had lost his mind and went crazy, who the hell would he call him baby?

"Thank you!" Teacher Li patted the desk, "When do you want to sleep until! Do you know that class is over!"

What the teacher said on the stage is booming, and there are all kinds of living beings off the stage.

Chen Xuyang stabbed Fan Du twice, but Fan Du ignored him, so he kept stabbing.

Finally annoyed Fan Du, took off his earphones, and took a look at him.

Chen Xuyang made a self-introduction, "Hello, classmate, my name is Chen Xuyang, and I am the Sports Committee of our class."

He nodded condescendingly, "Oh".

Chen Xuyang's face was obviously eating melons, his eyes looked back and forth between Xie Gufandu, and his tone was ambiguous, "You and Brother Xie..."

Fan Du didn't speak, but only gave him an unfathomable smile.

What he thought was, dog thing.

Chen Xuyang lowered his head, turned on his mobile phone on the desk, and quickly sent a message to the class group, "Steady, steady, I'm blown away by CP."

Everyone in the class is listening carefully, but in fact they are typing quickly on their mobile phones with their hands on the desk.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

"AA will not be happy!"

"I'll go, Brother Xie, this speed is too fast!"

"I feel like there's a story in it!"

"Let me tell you, if Brother Xie splits up, it will definitely be the best attack!"

"I'm ready to chase Brother Xie!"

"I will always be the president of Brother Xie's support club!"

"Building a building today: When will my brother be divided?"

A series of news rushed over, and someone anonymously asked weakly, "Are you sure that Brother Xie will split into A?"

"Fuck, cult! Fork out!"

"My brother Xie is the peerless name A!"

"The A of A, the king of kings does not explain!"

When the topic was about when the second child will be born, someone anonymously said, "I went to the old bald office and saw that the second species of the new classmate is a wolf. Brother Xie...is a caracal cat."

He sent out a soul torture, "The species are different, how do you fall in love?"

……

In the eerie silence, the birds and beasts scattered in groups.

The new classmate and Brother Xie must be pure!

Even if they call baby!That must be a touching brotherhood!

For the remaining two classes, Xie Gu was still in a daze. He didn't wake up until the bell rang for the end of class at noon.

Chen Xuyang greeted, "Brother Xie! Are you going to the cafeteria?"

Xie Gu waved his hand and took out a buttered bread from his schoolbag, "I'll just take a bite, you can eat it yourself."

Chen Xuyang wanted to find Fan Du again, but Fan Du had gone away at some point.

Xie Gu put on the earphones and turned on the game, and took a bite of bread while timi.

Before chewing twice, a spicy mustard smell rose from the tongue coating as if it exploded, and that smell rushed into the nasal cavity like a monkey, and tears of gratitude came out all at once. .

I don't know when the good butter bread was replaced by a tube full of mustard.

Thanks to his snot and tears streaming down his nose, he saw a bottle of mineral water on Fan Du's table with blurred eyes, unscrewed it without thinking and took a big gulp.

In the next second, the combination of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, salty and five flavors made his stomach feel what it means to be overwhelmed.

Thank you so I just vomited.

Fan Du sat down calmly with a bucket of instant noodles in his hand, stirred the noodle soup with a fork, and the aroma of the simmering stew drifted across the Chu River and Han border, and penetrated into Xie Gu's nostrils.

"Is it delicious?" Fan Du had a triumphant smile on his face, "Huh? At the same table?"