Xueba's little wild cat is too sultry [ABO]

Fan Du was a little dumbfounded, "You...with me?"

The caracal cat tilted its head, "Can't you?"

As a cat slave, Fan Du couldn't stand such a tilted head kill at all, the last trace of blood was empty, he reluctantly nodded, "You said so."

Fan Du lay on the bed, and the caracal cat nestled by his neck, its fur brushed against his face, it was soft and fluffy, exuding a faint fragrance of sea salt.

Fan Du lay stiffly on the bed, staring at the ceiling, thinking what the hell is this not Liu Xiahui?

But his brain immediately remembered Liu Xiahui, a thinker, politician, and educator in the Spring and Autumn Period.

Apart from sitting still, what else can compare to his old man?

He spat at himself first, then suppressed his boyish heart, and finally stared at the ceiling calmly, continuing to lose sleep, "..."

And the caracal next to him has already started snoring.

Fan Du poked the caracal cat's nose fiercely, "You heartless little bastard."

The caracal stretched its waist, stepped on his face with its paws, turned over and continued to sleep on its own, in a sleeping position stretched all over the place, not knowing if its eggs were exposed.

Fan Du looked curiously at the two eggs between the caracal cat's legs.

He laughed out loud in the next second.

Two bald eggs.

No wonder people have to say that he is bald. It turns out that all the hair falls in this kind of place.

Fan Du turned over, took the mobile phone, and clicked on the middle of the caracal's legs.

He thought to himself, he is really wicked.

Wickedness is wickedness, what should be filmed still has to be filmed.

Fan Du put away his phone contentedly, thinking that he had found the joke in the second half of the year, so he pointed to this job.

He laughed three times in his heart, and pulled up the corners of the quilt to cover the caracal with its two bald eggs, but don't get cold.

Since then, Xie Gu's note on his WeChat has become "little bald guy."

The next morning, Fan Du got up early according to his biological clock, listened to the English version of international news, and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

Seeing how hard Xie Gu was eating egg fried rice last night, he made two bowls of noodles in clear soup this time.

After putting the two bowls of noodles on the table, Fan Du went into the bathroom to wash up. As soon as the clinker opened the door, he met the underwear hanging on the wall, "..."

Xie Gu's underpants are as gaudy as his own, this young master didn't even know how to wring out the water after washing, and it was still wet after a night.

Fan Du pinched Xie Gu's underwear a little pervertedly and looked at it, and the image of the underwear covered with body fluids wrapped around Xie Gu's buttocks appeared in his mind.

Fan Du's face turned red inch by inch, and there was a tendency of blood everywhere.

Fuck!

At this time, Xie Gu came out of the bedroom yawning, "Pee, pee, pee..."

With the underwear in his hand, Fan Du was completely at a loss, and his mind went crazy for some reason. He put Xie Gu's underwear in his school uniform pocket.

And Xie Gu, who went into the bathroom to go to the bathroom, completely forgot that he washed his underwear last night and hung them in the bathroom. He didn't even notice that there was a living thing as big as Fandu in the bathroom, performing in front of Fandu. Take out the birds and release the water.

Fan Du was forced to watch the whole process, "..."

He made a surprising discovery, "You... are really hairless..."

Xie Gu was startled by the voice behind him, almost peed on his feet, "Damn it!"

His face turned red, "Fan Du, you are so fucking shameless—!"

Fan Du was beaten and kicked by Xie Gu and kicked out of the bathroom.

Fan Du won't be able to recover for a while, so he took out his phone and looked at the bald guy he took last night.

In the next second, his presumptuous laughter sounded, "Hahahahahahahahaha——!"

Xie Gu came out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth, "The dog thief Fandu—! Come and die—!"

The two of them fully demonstrated the essence of guerrilla warfare in the two rooms and one living room-the enemy advances and retreats, the enemy camps and we harass, the enemy is tired and we fight, and the enemy retreats and we chase.Follow reasonable selection of combat locations, rapid deployment of troops, rational distribution of troops, reasonable selection of combat timing, and rapid retreat after the battle.

"Fuck..." After all, Xie Gu is an omega that has just been differentiated, and is already out of breath, "I'm tired."

Fan Du also supported the wall, shook his head and said, "I'm tired too."

"Save." Xie Gu pointed at Fan Du and threatened fiercely, "Wait for me to deal with you next time!"

"Okay, okay, archive." Fan Du imitated the electronic voice, "Beep! Your fight record has been updated to the latest time."

"Eat." Xie Gu touched his stomach, he was hungry, he just turned his eyes to the dining table, and saw two bowls of steaming noodles in clear soup, "Noodles, it's okay."

He ate half of the bowl in a daze, then raised his head with a disheveled face, belatedly remembered something, "This...you made this?"

"What's wrong?" Fan Du sat opposite him eating noodles, "Why can't I do what I did?"

Xie Gu leaned on the table and retched violently, "Ouch!"

"Fuck!" Fan Du was so frightened that he dropped the chopsticks in his hand, "Are you...pregnant?"

Xie Gu's reaction was bigger than his, "Fuck! Is it true?"

The eyes of the two of them fell on Xie Gu's lower abdomen together, "..."

Fan Du didn't know if it was his own illusion, "It seems... bigger than yesterday's..."

"No way!" Xie Gu was completely terrified, he really didn't have any common sense of physiology, "I'm really...pregnant..."

He looked at Fan Du in fear, "Your seed?"

"Fuck!" Fan Du immediately jumped up, "I didn't touch you!"

"Fuck!" Xie Gu also jumped up, "But I will stay with you!"

"No..." Fan Du finally came back to his senses, he pressed his forehead, his brain was full of garbled codes, "I didn't mark you..."

"You marked it!" Xie Gu yelled at him at the top of his voice, blushing and thick necked, afraid that Fan Du would not admit it, "It was you who marked it—!"

"I'm talking about thorough marks!" Fan Du also yelled at him, "The kind that needs to be inserted into your genital cavity!"

Xie Gu was completely silent, "..."

After a long while, a blood red spread all over his neck, and there was a faint tendency to burn it, and he was stunned, "Where to insert it?"

Fan Du breathed a sigh of relief, and gave him a popular science, "Reproductive cavity."

Xie Gu looked at his lower abdomen, and then at Fan Du, his eyes were full of disbelief, "There... how do you insert it?"

Fan Du was completely speechless, "..."

He was a little embarrassed, "Do you still want me to perform for you live?"

Xie Gu stared like a frightened hamster, pursed his lips, puffed up his cheeks, "..."

"Eat." Fan Du sat down, he couldn't imagine that he was so fooled by Xie Gu.

Xiegu is poisonous, and the whole body is covered with mental retardation virus, a strong source of infection for walking.

"I forgot." Fan Du sighed with emotion, "Our two species are different, and we are still pregnant, so why don't we go to heaven?"

He made his own conclusion here, "If I'm really pregnant, what else should I study, go apply for a medical miracle, all the alphas in the world will worship me."

Xie Gu's whole person has been in a bad mood since he heard "reproductive cavity" and "insertion".

With his poor physiological knowledge, he couldn't imagine what this scene should be like.

He ate the whole bowl of noodles in a dull mood, and it was too late to ponder whether it smelled like shit or not.

Fan Du was like a bomb, and in an extremely brutal way, he completed the popularization of physiology classes during adolescence, and accomplished a great feat that all biology teachers from childhood to adulthood failed to complete.

Thank you so much for being fucking stupid.

Fan Du saddened his schoolbag, glanced at him, and said, "Let's go, go to school."

He frowned immediately, "Why don't you put on restraining stickers? Wear a neck brace?"

Xie Gu also just started to be an omega and has no experience at all, "What do you want...?"

Fan Du sighed deeply, he found the restraining stickers he bought yesterday, tore off a hellokitty one, "Come here."

Xie Gu walked in front of him silently.

Fan Du was about to break his heart, "Turn your neck and the glands will be exposed."

Xie Gu twisted his neck.

It was also the first time for Fan Du to put restraint stickers on others. He aimed at the glands and carefully stuck them on.

In the next second, he landed a kiss on Xie Gu's gland.

"Fuck." Xie Gu was stunned, "What are you doing?"

"I have to commemorate it." Fan Du looked at him solemnly, "I actually completed a feat that marks you as an impossible human being, and you have to plant a red flag to reach the summit of Mount Everest."

Xie Gu's brain was completely occupied by that kiss, and he couldn't react for a while, "Are you... complimenting me?"

"Let me give you an electronic scale." Fan Du looked at him with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, "See if my brain weighs two grams."

Xie Gu heard that he was scolding him this time, and rushed out after chasing and killing Fan Du, "Fan Du, the dog thief—!"

The two of them ran to the school gate and nodded to the dean standing at the gate, "Hello, teacher!"

Before the dean could praise the unity and friendship, the next second, Xiegu chased Fan Du and ran out, "You stop for me—!"

The dean felt that the four big words "unity and friendship" that he had just uttered were blown back by the wind, and they smacked on his face, "..."

When they reached the door of the class, they stopped.

"Save." This time it was Fan Du who begged him to save, "Stop fighting, I'm too tired."

Xie Gu straightened his collar, gave him a noble and cold look, "Hmph!"

He walked into the classroom, sat in his seat silently, and pulled up the collars of his school uniform to cover the neck guard on his neck.

Fan Du didn't talk too much, Xie Gu became an omega thing, he never publicized other people's wounds.

Because he knows how much it hurts.

The morning self-study has not yet started, the class is messy, some copy homework and some have problems, the little rooster, the class monitor, took the exercise book and found Fan Du, "Daxian, can you teach me a physics problem?"

Fan Du was in a good mood, nodded his head condescendingly, reached into his pocket to touch his pen, he usually had a lot of pens in his pocket.

Unexpectedly, as he took out his pocket, a pair of underwear that he had forgotten dropped to the ground.

Looking at the monitor in the underwear, "..."

Fan Du who completely forgot that he had underwear in his pocket: "..."