Xueba's little wild cat is too sultry [ABO]

Fan Du and Xie Gu tortured each other for two hours, but he failed to teach Xie Gu to stand in a military posture and walk forward.

Fan Du sighed deeply, "...that's it, I'm tired."

Xie Gu was also exhausted, "...I'm tired too."

All the students in the playground were gone, and only the two of them and Instructor Wu were left.

Fan Du and Xie Gu looked up at Instructor Wu together, their eyes were watery like a sea of ​​stars, filled with pity and wanting to eat.

Instructor Wu just watched the two half-children acting cute to him, "..."

"Forget it." Instructor Wu sighed exhaustedly, "You two go to eat."

After speaking, he turned around alone and walked towards the commissary.

Xie Gu was the first to stop him, "Hey instructor—!"

Instructor Wu turned his head to look at him.

Xie Gu pointed to him, "The cafeteria is over here."

Of course Instructor Wu knew where the cafeteria was. There was no hot food at this time, "I'm going to buy bread."

Xie Gu put his hands behind his back, drew a circle on the ground with his toes, looked at him and blinked, "...instructor, do you want to eat dumplings?"

Instructor Wu was taken to the dormitory building by the two of them together. He looked up at the wall in front of him, "..."

Xie Gu ran up the wall first, and looked back at him, "Instructor, can you climb walls?"

Instructor Wu glanced at him, twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and then he rushed up in three or two steps, with his toes lightly touching the wall, he climbed up without using his hands, and his whole body was as light as a swallow.

Instructor Wu smiled, "What's wrong with this?"

Xie Gu looked at Instructor Wu, and from the corners of his eyes and eyebrows, he vaguely saw a period of youth who was also wanton. He whistled, "Good skill."

"No whistling." Instructor Wu's face turned cold all of a sudden, "There are no rules."

Thank you: "..."

Walls are climbing you tell me this.

Xie Gu and Fan Du brought Instructor Wu to the Second Aunt's Dumpling House, and they shouted, "Second Aunt, we are here again!"

The three of them occupied the entire table, Xie Gu ordered dumplings for himself and Fan Du, and then looked at Instructor Wu, "Instructor, what do you eat?"

Instructor Wu went to order by himself, "Excuse me, two catties of sauerkraut dumplings."

He paused and asked the second aunt, "Do you have a spoon?"

The second aunt was taken aback for a moment, then pointed to the disinfection cabinet, "There are."

Xie Gu smiled, "Instructor, what kind of spoon do you use to eat dumplings? It's so inconvenient..."

Before he could finish speaking, he stopped.

Instructor Wu sat down and took off the leather gloves on his hands. Both of his hands were missing thumbs and index fingers, and only six fingers were left on the ten fingers of both hands.

Instructor Wu didn't care about such gazes for a long time, and smiled lightly, "I'm scared."

Fan Du's Adam's apple rolled up and down, "Instructor, your hand..."

Instructor Wu picked up the spoon with his crippled fingers, "Those four fingers were lost in the earthquake relief work."

Xie Gu's pupils trembled and he couldn't speak. After a long while, he lowered his head, as if admitting his mistake, "...I'm sorry, instructor, I will learn the military posture and walk rightly."

While eating the dumplings, it was quiet and no one spoke. Instructor Wu finished eating two catties of dumplings like a storm, and settled the bill with the two little bastards.

The second aunt said she would be free of charge, "People's soldiers! It's my honor to eat my dumplings! No money!"

Instructor Wu smiled, "Our army stipulates that we don't take needles from the masses."

He scanned the QR code to pay, and when he came back, he saw Fan Du and Xie Gu sitting quietly with their heads down, both silent, "What's wrong?"

Fan Du pressed Xie Gu's head down, and assured Instructor Wu, "Don't worry, Instructor, I'll take care of him."

Instructor Wu sneered, "When the results of the military training are displayed at the end, you can make him less conspicuous in the team."

He didn't have high hopes for Xie Gu either.

Can cats have any lofty ideals?

There was no training in class in the afternoon, so Xie Gu played with his phone for a while, turned his head to see what Fan Du was doing, only to see Fan Du drawing a stick figure with great seriousness in his notebook stroke by stroke.

Xie Gu finally caught him not listening carefully, so he leaned over and blew into his ear, "At the same table, sneak away."

Fan Du glanced at him and showed his masterpiece. This stick figure has a name and a surname, and there is a "thank you" sign on his body.

He took a closer look and found that this is not a simple stickman, but a whole Nine Yin Manual, dismantling the goose step in incomparable detail, dividing it into moves and moves, and the stickman demonstrates the movements in detail. Demonstrate how to walk forward.

Thank you: "..."

He was more or less unable to understand Xueba.

"Three days." Fan Du set a date for him, "I must learn it."

Xie Gu hugged his head and wailed, "What age is it, and you still believe in the nonsense of 'three-day crash' to deceive fools! Didn't the teacher talk about it in politics class, everything starts from reality and seeks truth from facts! You must Do you want to embarrass this cute little cat like me!"

The politics class was his sleep class, and he didn't know what the politics teacher looked like for half a year, but now he remembered that he had a politics teacher.

Fan Du looked at him with an expression on his face, "No discussion".

He patted the "Fandu Version of the Nine Yin Scriptures" on Xie Gu's chest, "read it aloud and memorize it by heart."

Xie Gu lay on the table and wailed, God is going to kill me.

The next class was English, and Sister Li was so angry that she stepped on the sky and stood on the podium, threw an exercise book on the table, and roared, "Fandu!"

She pointed to the tattered exercise book, "Why did you hand in a paper towel? Look down on me? Or look down on you?"

Fan Du felt that he needed to explain, "...Teacher, my cat scratched me."

Sister Li frowned, "Do you still have cats?"

Fan Du lied without blinking, "Yes, the cat, but it's a big one, and it's shedding its hair, and it's all bald."

A "bald" contestant beside him looked at him coolly, "..."

Cats hate dogs for a reason.

Sister Li didn't quite believe what he said, "How could the cat scratch the homework?"

Fan Du smiled on the surface, and secretly stomped on Xie Gu's foot, "Yes, why do you think this cat has to scratch my homework?"

Xie Gu's expression was distorted in pain, "..."

He showed Sister Li the scratch marks on the back of his hand, "Look, teacher, I was also scratched by the cat. My cat doesn't have a good relationship with me, and they always fight all day long."

"Forget it." Sister Li let him go, "Wrap your exercise book in a cover! I don't want to see this butt wipe every day!"

Fan Du is as good as a stream, "Okay."

He just sat down here, Chen Xuyang came to his senses, and looked at Xiegu in disbelief, "We all live in the dormitory for military training, and no one has gone home?"

He hesitated to speak, "Brother Xie... If I remember correctly, you and Fan Du lived in the same dormitory last night, right?"

Xie Gu didn't know what to say: "..."