God of War dressed as a weak male

meet parents

Brian: Who am I?where am I? (A 2000-word episode will be presented as a gift)

If a person respects and likes another person, he will definitely want the other person's family and friends to recognize and like him, so that they can give the other person to themselves with confidence.

Therefore, when meeting the parents, the two parties usually make an appointment to meet on a more formal occasion, or one of them dresses appropriately and visits with a gift, in order to leave a good impression on the other parent.The parents of the other party will also decently receive people who come to visit and want to spend a lifetime with their son or daughter.

But the current situation doesn't apply to Li Zhou at all. He has no family, so he doesn't need Xie Weier to visit, but Brian, who needs him to visit, is Xie Weier's parent, but suddenly appears in his living room, still in his sloppy, When there is no image.

Although he knew that Brian would come today, Li Zhou never thought that the first time he met his parents in his two lives would be so dramatic. No matter how powerful, calm, and calm he was, he still couldn't accept the current situation.

In his imagination, when Brian came, he was preparing dinner in the kitchen, and Xie Weier opened the door with Duke, Aiweier and Ezell to welcome Brian who came from afar.

Then he used food, actions, and good upbringing to make Brian, Aiweier, and Aizel feel at ease to hand over Xavier to him. As for Duke, he didn't care about it, he knew everything.

As a result, the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. I am really afraid of what will happen.Why did I have a twitch today and ran out without even washing my face?And what about his good habit of filling the entire villa with mental power?How could he be favored by Sheavier, and StarCraft is not so dangerous, so he lost his good habits?

Now it’s all right, if he fails to perform well, his parents see his “essence”. If there is a piece of tofu in front of him now, he would want to hit the tofu and commit suicide.

Embarrassedly smiling at Brian, he stammered: "You, hello, Brian, it's the first time we meet, my name is Li Zhou, yes, I'm the hero of Xavier."

Compared to Li Zhou, Brian was much calmer. He nodded at Li Zhou and said, "I'm Sharp Brian, Xavier's friend and brother. I'm here today by invitation, sorry."

"Don't bother, don't bother, I know, Xie Weier told me, you're welcome, just sit down."

Brian nodded and sat on the sofa in the living room. Li Zhou walked up to talk to Brian intentionally, and was a little embarrassed thinking of his image of being too homely now.

When he was in a dilemma and was about to ask for help from Xie Weier, Xie Weier, who had watched the good show all morning, walked over with a smile in his heart.

He is going to help Li Zhou out of the siege, after all, he is his hero, so he has to hurt himself, so is it a good show?It is estimated that there will be more in the future, and there is no rush for this moment.

Putting his hands on Li Zhou's shoulders, he turned Li Zhou around with a little force, then gently pushed Li Zhou, and said, "Go wash up first, I heated up the beef stew you prepared yesterday, and cooked porridge. Let's see what else is missing in a while? By the way, I want to eat the cold dishes you made, and I will make more in a while."

"Okay, okay." Li Zhou, who finally found an excuse to escape, ran towards the bedroom without looking back, not seeing Brian sitting on the sofa behind him, secretly heaving a sigh of relief.

It was also the first time for Brian to meet his brother's hero as a parent, and he was also very nervous.

You must know that even if it is a marriage in Interstellar, the male fathers of both parties meet and decide the marriage. There is absolutely no reason for the female father or the elder brother who is a female son to follow in the marriage.

He was afraid that he would be underestimated by Li Zhou if he was not stable enough, which would affect Xie Weier's image and status in Li Zhou's heart.

Moreover, he has never heard of a hero who cares so much about what his female brother thinks of him.

Although Xavier didn't have a male father or a female father, and Marshal Amos didn't see other worms because he was pregnant and there was no emergency, he was considered to represent the parents, but Li Zhou's flustered performance let him know that Li Zhou respected him.

He could see from the subtleties how much Li Zhou attached importance to this meeting. Although there was an episode, it was such an accident that could better reveal Li Zhou's true temperament.

He didn't think Li Zhou was pretending, it would be too scary if he started pretending as soon as he woke up in his own home.

Seeing everything from the beginning to the end, Xie Weier looked at the performance of the two worms, and he was amused and full of happiness in his heart.

Li Zhou and Brian are the two most important worms to him. For him, these two worms are working hard to get each other to recognize themselves, which makes him very moved.

Seeing that Li Zhou disappeared in a hurry, Xie Weier walked up to Brian, leaned slightly, and said, "You also go to wash and change into comfortable clothes. The room is on the second floor. The door is open. You can go in by yourself." , that's your room for these two days."

After thinking for a while, he said, "Anyway, you can't go anywhere, and I won't go to the military headquarters. I'll take you to a good place after breakfast."

Brian nodded first, then frowned and said, "Didn't you say that I can't go anywhere? Why did you take me somewhere?"

Xie Weier did not answer Brian directly, but smiled mysteriously: "You will know later, now, you go to wash up first, and you will come down after a while, and you don't want to wear this dusty look again see him?"

".."

Bryan: Xie Weier, you have learned badly. You used to be very honest, but now you not only know how to tell jokes, but also learn to blatantly make fun of other bugs!

Shaking his head helplessly, Brian, who knew he couldn't get an answer, got up and walked upstairs to the guest room.

As he walked, he thought, Xie Weier really likes Li Zhou, when he rescued Li Zhou just now, he didn't forget to tell himself inside and out that Li Zhou usually cooks.However, based on his brief observation, Li Zhou really deserves Xie Weier's attention.

At this moment, Li Zhou, who was washing in the bathroom of the bedroom, didn't know that his bewildered appearance and Xie Weier's protection gave him a lot of points.

He took a quick combat shower, brushed his teeth again, and walked out of the room fully dressed.He didn't wear any formal clothes either. After all, it was deliberate to dress too formally at home, as long as he was clean, tidy and comfortable.

After he went downstairs, he didn't see Brian in the living room. He looked at Sheville suspiciously, and Sheville explained, "I asked Brian to go upstairs to wash up."

Li Zhou nodded, walked into the kitchen, hugged Xie Weier's waist, and said coquettishly: "Why didn't you tell me that Brian would arrive so early? He already hates Xiongzi. Do you think I'm not worthy?" on you?"

Xie Weier turned around with Li Zhou hugging him, and faced Li Zhou face to face, and said, "No, anyone who knows you will like you."

As if thinking of something, Xie Weier pursed his lower lips and said, "Li Zhou, in the future you will meet more worms, and many worms will love you, you, will you..."

"No!" Li Zhou did not let Xie Weier continue, he looked into Xie Weier's eyes seriously, and said firmly: "I will only have you in my life, as long as you don't leave me, I will definitely not I owe you!"

He approached Xie Weier, rubbed his face against Xie Weier's stern face, and said softly: "Xi Weier, although I have become a male, I am still human at heart, and I am more yearning for a lifetime of two people, rather than anything. Shit, three wives and four concubines, the house is restless."

"I know that your experience and environment have created a personality that you will not feel inferior to, but I want to tell you clearly that you are excellent, good enough to be worthy of any bug!"

Speaking of this, Li Zhou smiled happily: "It is my luck to marry you. You have brought me a sense of satisfaction that I have never felt before. You can give me family affection, love, and comrade-in-arms. You said you have seen such Okay, can I still see other bugs?"

Xie Weier's face was flushed by Li Zhou's words, and after a long while, he said, "I'm not as good as you said, I'm not as soft as a female, nor as beautiful as a female."

Hearing what Xie Weier said, Li Zhou raised his eyebrows. He looked straight at Xie Weier, until Xie Weier bowed his head guiltyly, and then said viciously: "Xi Weier, I don't believe you don't know, for you face, I am very satisfied."

Of course Xie Weier knew that his little hero liked his face the most, but he just wanted to hear Li Zhou say it himself.

He found that he was a little proud of being favored, relying on Li Zhou to like him, he dared to do and say anything.You must know that it is a great blessing for other female monarchs to treat their male protagonists with respect as guests.

Of course, it doesn't mean that a male master is a good male master if he doesn't hit his female master, but in the general environment, it is very rare for a male master to resist not attacking his own female master.

Among the upper-class males he knew, only Duke's elder brother could do it. Although the rest of the males were all married to noble females due to family marriages, they could not blatantly abuse innocent female monarchs, but there were not a few of them who did it in private. , and there are female attendants and insect attendants for them to vent at any time.

Only Brian's life is miserable, because of his male and female father's slutty manipulations, he didn't even have a proper wedding.Later, the Sharp family gradually declined and became the family at the bottom of the eight nobles, which made Grover dare to abuse Brian without fear.

Because Grover knew that as long as the Sharp family got enough benefits, they would not put pressure on their family because of face.

He is so much luckier than Brian, and has a hero who spoils and loves him.

But it was because Li Zhou was so good that he couldn't help worrying about gains and losses. Hearing Li Zhou himself said that he liked his face, he was happy but also a little bitter, because his stern temperament and face were not unique.

He deliberately said in a nonchalant tone: "Then when you meet the next face that you like, I will allow you to marry back as a maid, as long as you—"

Xie Weier's last words were swallowed by Li Zhou, he kissed Xie Weier's lips in a nonchalant way, and said softly: "Xi Weier, you are unique, I only want you, I don't deny that I have a crush on you, but really Let me decide to love you because of your heart."

Xie Weier looked at Li Zhou who was confessing affectionately in front of him, stretched out his arms to embrace Li Zhou, buried his head on Li Zhou's shoulder, and showed a smile of success.

In fact, what Li Zhou said was right. Living in such a big environment, Xie Weier will indeed feel inferior and worry about gains and losses.

But he is also the iron-blooded general of the empire, as long as he likes it, he will never let it go, even if he shares it with other insects.

But Li Zhou was so kind, he was afraid that he would not be able to prevent other insects from coveting Li Zhou, so he could only solve the problem from the root cause, that is to make Li Zhou unable to leave him, and let Li Zhou know that he is unique.

Feeling the temperature of Li Zhou in his embrace, he put it on Li Zhou's ear maliciously, and said, "You kiss me before I brush my teeth."

Li Zhou saw that Xie Weier was so courageous that he dared to tease him, so he separated a little distance from Xie Weier, and said softly: "I even ate the little Xie Weier, do you still think you didn't brush your teeth?"

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Xie Weier with a flushed face: Well, he will never be able to molested this rascal Li Zhou.

Brian, who was shown his face just after going downstairs: ".." Who am I?where am I?

The author says:

Valentine's Day episode (thank you);

This is the morning of Valentine's Day, one year after Li Zhou and Xie Weier got married;

The morning light faintly shone into the bedroom from the gap in the curtains, playfully swaying on the faces of Li Zhou and Xie Weier.

Xie Weier was plunged headlong into Li Zhou's strong chest by the sunlight, rubbed it tiredly, and then fell asleep again.

Li Zhou looked at Xie Weier's miserable face, and kissed him affectionately, before getting up to make breakfast for Xie Weier.

As soon as he put the porridge on the fire, he remembered that today is Valentine's Day. Although StarCraft has never celebrated this holiday, it is the first Valentine's Day after he and Xie Weier got married. He decided to have a good time and give Xie Weier Will was a surprise.

He first asked Duke to be a staff member, and asked him to help him plan a gift for Xavier, but the unreliable Duke said: "Just give him yourself, he likes you so much! Saying goodbye? I’m busy! Let’s talk when I’m free!”

Shaking his head and seeing that the caller had been hung up by Duke, Li Zhou dialed Brian's communication again, and after two beeps, Brian picked up.

Li Zhou told Brian about the gift he was going to give on Valentine's Day, hoping that Brian, who has always been prudent, could give him a good idea.

Brian touched his chin and said, "Valentine's Day, what is that?"

Li Zhou explained: "It's a festival to spend with your partner. Sending some small gifts as fun can maintain the little romance in life, make the couple sweeter, and it's also the easiest day to catch up with your favorite bugs."

"Oh," Brian nodded thoughtfully, and said, "Thank you for telling me this, I know what to do."

After speaking, Brian hung up the communication.

Li Zhou: "??..."

Why is Brian thanking himself?What did he know how to do it?He hasn't said the suggestion he wants yet!

Shaking his head helplessly, Li Zhou, who lamented that Brian was unreliable, called Aiweier and Aizel one after another, but neither of these two busy people answered.

No way, Li Zhou decided to rely on himself, he didn't believe it, and he could still be stumped by a gift.Thinking of the uniforms and suits in Seville's cabinet, Li Zhou had an idea.

He wants to give Xie Weier a set of couple clothes and couple pajamas. Slippers, towels, water glasses and other things will also be made into pairs. I believe Xie Weier will like it very much. By the way, there are also flowers. Make a candlelight dinner, anyway, the candle space piled up a box.

After making up his mind to wait for Xavier to go to work, he went to the mall to choose by himself, and he happily went upstairs to wake Xavier up.

Xie Weier, who didn't know anything, went to work after breakfast and a goodbye kiss with Li Zhou.

After Li Zhou waited for Xie Weier to go far, he quickly drove the aircraft and went straight to the mall. After purchasing the things he used, he quickly returned home and started to decorate.

At the same time, Duke knocked on the door of Sheville's office with a bag of things.

I don't know what Duke and Xie Weier said. After Duke left, Xie Weier looked at the things on the table and fell into deep thought.

When he got off work in the evening, Sewell, who seemed to have made up his mind, picked up what Duke gave him, and drove the aircraft back home.

As soon as he opened the door, he found that the house had changed drastically. All the things he and Li Zhou used frequently had turned into pairs. Li Zhou was wearing new pajamas and said to him with a gentle smile: "Welcome home!" .”

Wearing the same slippers as Li Zhou's, Li Zhou was pushed into the bathroom to wash up. Hearing Li Zhou talking about his changes to the house, a smile appeared on Xie Weier's face.

But when he saw Li Zhou reaching out to take the bag in his hand, his face suddenly changed, and he found an excuse to push Li Zhou out of the bathroom.

Patting his blushing face, he walked into the bathroom and decided to take a shower first. Seeing Li Zhou's pajamas of the same style on the bathroom hanger, a smile appeared in his eyes.

He picked up his pajamas and walked into the inner bathroom. Just as he was about to take off his clothes, he went back to the outer room.

Looking at the bag on the sink, he gritted his teeth, picked up the bag, turned around and walked inside.

Li Zhou placed food, candles, and flowers on the dining table. He specially chose red roses today to represent his strong love for Xavier. He told Xavier what red roses represent. I believe Xavier can Feel his love for him.

Li Zhou watched Xie Weier come out in the same style of pajamas he bought, his eyes lit up.

Under the candlelight, Xie Weier's face was glowing with a healthy blush, which was so beautiful that he couldn't turn his eyes away.

He took Xie Weier's hand, sat on a chair in the dining room, and said: "Today is Valentine's Day in our place, that is, husband and wife, a special festival between lovers, you don't need anything, so I will make it my own Everything has been changed into a pair, I hope you like it."

Xie Weier nodded and said: "I like it very much, I like that we are in pairs!"

After thinking about it, he said again: "I'll have a gift for you later!"

Li Zhou's eyes lit up, thinking of the bag that Xie Weier didn't let him touch, he said happily, "Is that the bag?"

Xie Weier nodded indiscriminately, and said: "Eat quickly, go back to the bedroom after eating, you go to take a shower first, and I will give you a gift after taking a shower."

Li Zhou nodded in anticipation. After the couple had a delicious candlelight dinner, Li Zhou couldn't wait to drag Xie Weier to the bedroom. He wanted to see what gift Xie Weier had prepared for him.

The bag should also be clothes. Could it be that Xie Weier also wants to give himself a couple outfit, but he is embarrassed to take it out when he sees that he bought it?

With such doubts, Li Zhou went into the bathroom and took a quick combat bath. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw that the headlight in the bedroom had been turned off, and a small orange lamp was emitting a soft light. Cover yourself tightly.

Li Zhou first called Xie Weier, heard Xie Weier's weak response, looked at Xie Weier's flushed face and trembling eyelashes, thought that Xie Weier was sick, and forgot about the gift, so he walked forward quickly Go, put your hand on Seville's forehead.

After a while, Li Zhou moved his hand away in doubt. His temperature was normal and his mental strength was normal, so why Xie Weier's face was so red.

Just when he was about to ask, Xie Weier stretched out his hand from under the quilt, and pulled his hand into the quilt.

When touching Xie Weier's body under the quilt, Li Yiyi was stunned, with a smile in his eyes casually, and he lifted the quilt regardless of Xie Weier's obstruction, and saw Xie Weier wearing a black tulle pajamas with beautiful texture. It was looming against the black background, his favorite pair of wings fluttered gently behind Xie Weier's back.

Seeing such a seductive Xavier, Li Zhou couldn't help but pounce on him anymore. In a state of confusion, both of them thought that Valentine's Day was really a good festival, and they would celebrate it together every year from now on.

After catching worms, if there are any more, I will lie down when I see that I am catching them someday. My wisdom teeth are so painful that they are swollen into hamsters TAT;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!