God of War dressed as a weak male

banquet

Two in one

In the end, Li Zhou didn't wear the gown that Xionghuang gave to the dinner party. He cut and sewed his own gown to repair Xie Weier's damaged gown. Anyway, what Xiong Huang really wanted to harm was Xie Weier, and it didn't matter whether he wore it or not.

Duke also praised him because of his superb sewing skills, so he became more curious about his origin and previous living environment, and finally made Shell and Li Zhou fool him with the reason of "explaining in detail later".

In fact, Li Zhou's sewing was taught by the dean's mother.At that time, among the many children in the orphanage, he was the biggest and most ingenious. In order to reduce the orphanage's clothing expenses, he took the initiative to learn the craft of cutting and sewing from the dean's mother. tailor.

Unexpectedly, he was admitted to the university of his choice in the end, but lost the dean's mother forever.

After Xie Weier took him into the palace, he did not go directly to the banquet hall, but took him to meet the emperor.

Sure enough, Xionghuang didn't care about his clothes at all.Seeing that Xie Weier was wearing the gown he sent, he also spoke a few words of appreciation, but there was an evilness that could not be hidden in the smiling eyes.

"Xavier and Li Zhou are the protagonists of today's banquet, go and enjoy yourself." Clyde patted Li Zhou on the shoulder: "I want to impregnate Xavier as soon as possible and add high-quality cubs to the empire. I am optimistic about you." .”

Li Zhou smiled gracefully, and like a sanctimonious hypocrite, Qianqian bowed to the emperor: "Your Majesty, rest assured, it is the duty of Xie Weier and I to breed high-quality offspring for the empire."

"Hahaha, good, good!" Xionghuang smiled heartily, like an elder who is expecting a junior to have a grandson, and said earnestly: "I like your personality, and I will let Seveldo take you into the palace to find me when I have time. Get in touch with the outstanding sons of the imperial capital."

Clyde looked at the expressionless Xavier meaningfully, and said to Li Zhou meaningfully, "Excellent males will teach you how to teach your females well, so that they are more in line with your wishes. "

After speaking, he ordered Jovik to reward Li Zhou with many precious things.

Li Zhou accepted it readily, thanked him, and after another shallow salute, he went to the banquet hall with Xie Weier.

After he left, Jovik whispered in Clyde's ear: "Your Majesty, the arrangements have been made over there. The Gay family has brought the most beautiful female of their generation. I believe that Li Zhou is not A man who has seen the world cannot withstand temptation."

"As long as we separate him from Sheville, our plan can proceed smoothly."

Clyde nodded, waved for Jorvik to go down, and sat alone for a while before getting up to change clothes.

He also wants to go to the banquet hall, although he can't watch how Xie Weier strangled his hero on the spot.

But he can also take a step back and enjoy the performance of "The general of the empire was dissatisfied with the hero who was caught stealing fish openly, and the hero was heartbroken and whipped the unvirtuous female monarch in public".

Seeing how caring he is, he even thought of the headlines on the star network the next day for them.

At this time, Li Zhou, who was going to the banquet hall with Xie Weier, paused, narrowed his eyes slightly, and the fine purple arcs flowed in his pupils, and then quietly disappeared when Xie Weier looked over.

Thinking that Li Zhou was not used to this kind of scene, Xie Weier pondered for a moment, and took the initiative to hold Li Zhou's hand: "Don't be afraid, you are a male, no insect dare not bully you without eyes!"

Li Zhou shook the hands they held together, and said with a smile: "My partner is the most powerful female bug in the empire, no bug can hurt me under your nose. So—"

"So what?" Xavier wondered.

"So, you have to put me in your sight, and you can't lose me for a moment." Li Zhouzhou said while laughing, his beautiful eyes were full of dependence!

Xie Weier was taken aback by Li Zhou's eyes full of dependence, and a desire to protect suddenly rose in his heart.Although he knew that Li Zhou was not as innocent as he showed, but after all his age, experience and physique were all there, it was normal to be afraid of seeking his help.

Thinking of this, Xie Weier quickly agreed: "Okay, I will protect you."

Li Zhou, who received Xie Weier's promise, gave Xie Weier a big smile.

The two worms held hands and entered the banquet hall together.

As soon as he entered the banquet hall, Li Zhou was almost blinded by the crystal lamp hanging in the hall. After he got used to it, he began to look at the entire banquet hall.

The banquet hall has a total of three floors, the middle is empty, and the crystal chandelier that dazzled Li Zhou's eyes is hanging on the top floor.The crystal chandelier is gorgeous and huge. From the top floor to the railing on the second floor, the crystal tassels are refracted brilliantly by the light, and the entire banquet hall is full of luxury atmosphere illuminated by it.

Music is flowing slowly in the banquet hall. The ground on the first floor is covered with red carpets. The carpet extends along the stairs on the first floor to the second and third floors. Long tables are placed in the hall in an orderly manner. A snow-white tablecloth is placed on the tablecloth, and the tablecloth is filled with carefully cooked specially cultivated vegetables, fruits and pastries, as well as flowers for decoration.

The banquet hall is full of males and females in gorgeous dresses, drinking wine from the plates served by the sub-female, and there is a giant champagne tower next to each long table, in the banquet hall In the innermost part, there is a huge singing stage, on which beautiful Asian and female singers are performing.

Seeing Xie Weier and Li Zhou come in, all the insects stopped talking and put down their wine glasses, all wanting to see what the male who can match Xie Weier with a 99% matching rate looks like.

I have to admit that Li Zhou's beautiful appearance is very confusing. The males find him easy to get along with, while the females are attracted by his beauty and whisper together.

It was the first time for Li Zhou to see so many aristocratic insects, and it was a bit strange. After careful observation, he did not find any male or female insects that looked like women.He has seen relatively few worms so far, so he is not sure, but now he finally knows that there are no worms that look like women in this world.

He also saw Duke whose handsome face had recovered in the hall, and Doctor Aiweier who had treated him before. After nodding in greeting, he turned his attention to the emergency exit again.

There were two guards there, and the palace guards stood around the banquet hall.At this time, Byron, the patriarch of the Bloomfield family who had been maintaining good communication with the military and also the Duke of the Empire, stepped forward on behalf of the eight nobles.

"Admiral Xie Weier, happy wedding! You are surrounded by the famous Li Zhou who is popular all over the Internet." Byron congratulated.

"Yes, thank you for your blessing, Duke Byron." Li Zhou, who learned He Chong's name and title from Xie Weier, replied politely.

Byron chuckled, and taking the opportunity to shake hands with Sheville, he whispered, "I have something to go to 203."

Xie Weier nodded slightly. Seeing that the goal had been achieved, Byron didn't take up Xie Weier's time, and let the insects from the other families behind him come up to congratulate him.

He also learned from Xie Weier's introduction, who are the eight nobles of the imperial capital.

They are the Clemens, Horatio, Sharp, Boudreau, Bloomfield, Hurst, Huntington, and Guy families. These eight families control 80% of the empire's funds and resources.

Among them, the Clemens family where Duke belongs is the richest, and the Horatio family where Marshal Amos belongs specializes in high-ranking military females.Medicine, on the other hand, is in the hands of the Boudreau family where Evel and Ezel belong.

The Bloomfield family, which is friendly with the military, controls the plantation lifeblood of the empire - the plantation.

As for the remaining families, before Xie Weier had time to introduce them, they were interrupted by other bugs.

They clamored that they came to the banquet just to have fun, don't talk about these useless things, after finishing speaking, Li Zhou was pulled aside by males he didn't know to exchange feelings, while Xavier was surrounded by a lot of military females and nobles in the middle.

Unfortunately, he got into a stalemate with these noble worms when he first arrived. Li Zhou couldn't help but play Tai Chi with the male worms vainly, and focused more on Xie Weier who was surrounded not far away.

Shevelle is still wearing that poisonous gown!

Thinking of what happened at home last night, Li Zhou's heart was full of murderous intent. If his current strength did not allow him, he would have to drag out the emperor who plotted against Xie Weier.

Last night, when Duke brought up the question of the gown, he thought about telling Seville not to wear it, but it didn't work at all.His Majesty's reward is the highest honor, and not wearing it is considered disrespectful. He insisted that nothing will happen if he is disrespectful as a man. If Xavier, who has long been regarded as a thorn in the side of Xionghuang, does not wear it, it will be a serious matter.

For the safety of Xavier, after the household machine cleaned the clothes, the three worms got together and experimented with the properties of the medicine in a fancy way.

As a result, the male Li Zhou didn't respond at all, while the female Duke lay on the ground again and again, and was helped to sit on the sofa by Xie Weier again and again.

Yes, Xie Weier still has strength, Li Zhou refused Xie Weier to directly participate in the experiment on the grounds that Xie Weier's mental strength was unstable just now.

Anyway, there was more than one female insect in this room, but Xie Weier's legs inevitably went weak for a while.

After repeated experiments, they have determined that this medicine is only effective for female insects, and the clothes soaked in this medicine will cause poisoning after deep cleaning, that is, the retention rate of the medicine is very high, and the medicine really needs alcohol to catalyze It is necessary to poison the worms, but it is not necessary to drink alcohol. Sprinkling wine on the clothes will also cause female worms to be poisoned.

Most importantly, they found that when the alcohol was mixed with the potion, the original faint fragrance of the potion and the strong taste of the alcohol would disappear.

However, Xionghuang probably wouldn't use this method of spilling wine on his clothes.Because if the wine is directly sprinkled on the clothes, the medicine will evaporate quickly, and the female worms standing next to Xie Weier will also be poisoned.

But the strange thing is that if the potion was not evaporated directly with wine, only the female wearing the poisonous dress would be affected by the two females who also drank the wine.

Duke guessed that the potion itself had two uses.

First, it is catalyzed directly by mixing with alcohol, and it can cause poisoning of all female insects within the range through air transmission.

Second, put the drug on the clothing and let the females wear it. The drug can be absorbed through the skin, and the females who wear the poisonous clothes drink alcohol, and the alcohol in the body reacts with the drug to poison a single female.

This is not good news, their previous fears have come true.This medicine can really become colorless and odorless, and it can silently turn the strong female insect into a soft-legged shrimp.

The three worms who came to the conclusion all looked sad, and it was unrealistic to make an antidote in a short period of time. They didn't even know what the raw material of the poison was, let alone how to detoxify it.

If you don't wear a dress, you will be punished, so why don't you drink alcohol?But this is also unrealistic. If Xie Weier didn't even drink other worms' toasts at the palace banquet specially held for Xie Weierqing and Li Zhou to congratulate their newlyweds, there would only be more worms offended.

what to do?To wear or not to wear?To drink or not to drink?Xionghuang really gave them a dilemma.

In the end, Li Zhou came up with a solution. Xiavier still had to wear the dress and drink the wine, but Xiavier couldn’t be the only one to drink it. They wanted all the females to “drink” it!

Since it is unavoidable to be tricked, then pulling all the females into the water is the most handy trick used by Li Zhou. This is how Baifeng was tricked to death by him.

"Xavier, at the banquet tomorrow, if no one is toasting you, don't drink it. If someone is toasting you, you should pretend to accidentally spill the wine on your dress."

There was a trace of murderous intent in Li Zhou's beautiful eyes: "If Emperor Xiong doesn't want to make things worse, he will probably send a servant to lead you to the lounge to change clothes, you follow!"

"But wouldn't you fall into Emperor Xiong's arms if you followed him?" Duke asked puzzled.

Li Zhou smiled slightly, looked at Xie Weier, and said, "Of course you can't simply follow. Before you leave, tear off the inner lining of the dress and hide it in a place where there are many females in the banquet hall. You should be able to do this easily."

"Okay." Xavier affirmed.

Li Zhou looked at Duke again: "Doctor Duke, tomorrow night I want you to watch the worm waiter take Xavier to that lounge. Leave the rest to me! I will find a way to bring Xavier out safely .”

Xie Weier and Duke nodded together. After all, there was no better way to solve the problem. Among the three of them, only Li Zhou was not affected by the drug.

After the three insects discussed some details of the plan, Duke went back.

After Duke left, Li Zhou thought for a while and added: "Xavier, the Emperor Xiong will probably find a way to separate us tomorrow, so no matter what you see or hear, don't believe it. What you want to know, When this matter is over, if you ask me directly, I will tell you."

"it is good."

Li Zhou was thinking about yesterday's plan in his mind, but his eyes kept paying attention to the movement on Xie Weier's side.Although everything is planned, but there will inevitably be changes in the middle.

The wretched questions of the strange males around him made him upset and want to vomit, but seeing the normal expressions of the males around him, he had to deal with it carefully so as not to show his flaws.

Just when he was trying to get away, a male put his hand on his shoulder, and said mysteriously: "Li Zhou, how does it feel to be Admiral Xavier? It's not easy to subdue me. The drug for violent violence, I will share some with you. You can use it if he is disobedient, and he will beg you to appease him after using it. Then, hehe..."

The Xiongzi laughed wantonly, and the Xiongzi around saw him laughing, and laughed too, and they all talked together to teach Li Zhou the experience of being a husband.

Which store has a good whip, which medicine can increase the taste, which place can find beautiful and soft female females, which auction can see the most beautiful female female wings and specimens, etc.

Li Zhou accepted the teaching with a smile on the surface, but in his heart, the more he listened, the angrier he became, and the more he listened, the more he wanted to take Xie Weier away from this filthy place.

But when he thought of Xie Weier's ideals, he held back again, and left the gathering place of the males on the grounds of going out to get some fresh air.

He walked a long way, and he could still hear the profane teasing of Xie Weier from the male sons, and his anger went straight to Tianling Gai in an instant.He turned around and walked back, wanting to show some color to these shameless males, why these males could justifiably insult a hero who protected them with words.

But after taking two steps, he calmed down again.

Looking at the surrounding environment, I found that because the males wanted to watch the singing and dancing at a close distance, they just sat at the place closest to the stage. The stage was made of metal and covered with a red velvet carpet, surrounded by wires from the speakers. The surroundings are also surrounded by heavy metal, and even the chairs are made of metal.

"It's God helping me!" Li Zhou said to himself, he quietly walked to the nearest conductor - the wrought iron fence, his whole body leaned softly on the fence, and an electric arc flashed extremely quickly in his green eyes.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!!"

The cries one after another exploded in the banquet hall, and the Ya female who was singing affectionately on the stage was frightened by the cries and broke her voice. The high-pitched and loud voice instantly attracted the attention of all the insects. The decent smile that had always been on his face instantly became colorful and really beautiful.

Seeing Xiongzi jumping one after another, appearing ugly and miserable like a sudden epilepsy, the anger in Li Zhou's heart was finally relieved.

Because the male sons made a fool of themselves, the patriarchs of the major families left Xie Weier to see their own worthless male cubs, and Xie Weier's side was instantly empty.

Li Zhou was glad that he was playing sideways and cleared up some potential dangers. Just as he was about to go to Xavier, he was stopped by an Asian female with exquisite and soft features.

Yafe replied shyly, and looked at Li Zhou with affection in her eyes: "My name is Lance, and I'm Yafe from the Gay family. I heard that you married my idol Xavier, so I came here to see what you look like."

Lance looked Li Zhou up and down, and nodded with satisfaction after a while: "It's a good match. Can you tell me about Admiral Xavier's life? I really admire him!"

Yafei's eyes were filled with admiration innocently, she folded her hands together in front of her chest and gently shook Li Zhou's face, her demeanor revealed a kind of inexperienced delicacy that made Chong unable to move her eyes away.

But when Li Zhou saw Lance like this, his heart skipped a beat, and he said to himself, "Here we come!"

Although he knew that Xionghuang would try every means to separate him from Xie Weier, but he didn't expect Xionghuang to let the beautiful female to seduce him, yes, that's right, it was seduction.

Lance seems to admire Xie Weier, that's why he came to Li Zhou to inquire about Xie Weier's recent situation, but in fact, he came here to seduce and stop Li Zhou from looking for Xie Weier.

Xionghuang is very smart, but Lance is even smarter. He didn't follow Xionghuang's instructions and directly seduce Li Zhou, but started from Xie Weier to test Li Zhou's attitude towards Xie Weier.

If Li Zhou backed down from Xie Weier because he had no foundation, he would use his innocent posture to praise Xie Weier along Li Zhou, thus arousing Li Zhou's anger towards Xie Weier.But if Li Zhou doesn't take Xie Weier seriously at all, he will immediately change his plan, from innocent to sexy and charming.

Lance felt that no male could resist an innocent stunner with a charm in his bones.

In fact, Lance's idea is right, the male sons of this era really cannot resist a stunner like Lance.

But Li Zhou is different, he is not a spoiled and extravagant man, his loyalty to feelings makes him think that a bug like Lance is a complete green tea bug, which makes him sick.

But he couldn't just push Lance away and go to Xavier.If Lance had just come up and seduced him, he could have pushed Lance away and yelled at him, but Lance didn't.

This is also where Lance is most brilliant, because no matter what Li Zhou thinks in his heart, as long as he respects Xavier in words, Li Zhou can't just push him away, because Li Zhou has no reason, can it be said that because Lance worships Xavier? Xavier, is he angry?

If he really pushed Lance away with such a reason, Lance would immediately be able to stage a flood of gold in front of him.

Although Lance is just a low-status sub-female, after all, she was born in Guy's family, and it may be specially cultivated by the owner of Guy's family for marriage.

Beating a dog depends on the owner. If Lance really cries, he will only be pestered even more to death.

what to do?Do you want to electrify the delicate and weak sub-female in front of you?No, no matter whether it is the electric shock or the electric shock, he can't escape, and the electric shock will not work.

Li Zhou's mind was spinning wildly, when he heard the sound of glass shattering and an exclamation not far away, and within two seconds, he heard a bug waiter saying that he would take Xie Weier to the lounge to change clothes.

Now Li Zhou couldn't stay any longer. He tried to find excuses to leave several times, but was stopped by the Ya female beside him. Just when Li Zhou wanted to turn his back on him, Xiong Huang brought his latest new love, the Bloomfield family, into the room. Xian's female son Zhen entered the banquet hall together.

It's just that as soon as Jane entered the banquet hall, she left on the grounds that she was unwell and needed to take a rest.

After Zhen left, the banquet hall fell to one knee, welcoming the arrival of Xiong Huang.

Clyde raised his hand and signaled everyone to get up: "There's no need to be too polite, the banquet is about having fun, everyone doesn't need to be formal tonight, let's celebrate the marriage of Admiral Xavier and Xiongzi Li Zhou together."

"oh oh!"

Looking at the booing insects, Clyde smiled: "Where are our protagonists tonight? I want to toast them a glass of wine and wish them a happy marriage for a hundred years!"

As soon as Clyde finished speaking, someone pointed out Li Zhou's location, and he approached Li Zhou with a smile on his face.

When he saw Lance with a peachy face beside Li Zhou, Clyde showed a wink that you understand me and everyone understands: "You and Xavier are still newly married, so you can let go of the female waiter, what about Xavier?" ? Why didn't you see him?"

Before Li Zhou could reply, Chong, who knew Xie Weier's whereabouts, said, "Your Majesty, the general's clothes got wet just now, and now he is changing in the lounge."

"Oh! Well, let's wait for him and toast together when he arrives. After all, you and Xavier are the protagonists tonight." Clyde said sharply.

Li Zhou was calm on the surface but became more and more anxious in his heart.It was originally planned that after the panic caused by the effect of the medicine, he would go upstairs and take Sheville out.

But Clyde knew that something had gone wrong with his plan, and he was afraid that the expected result would not be achieved, so he came here ahead of time to sit down and not say anything, and even tripped him.

He prayed in his heart that the effect of the medicine would take effect soon so that he could escape while he was in the chaos, when he saw Duke coming down from the second floor and making a 203 sign to him.He blinked his eyes to signal that Duke himself knew.

The hard work paid off, Zhou's prayers paid off, the females in the banquet hall fell down one after another, startling the males who were listening to Clyde's speech, and the banquet hall became chaotic and shouting. .

When Clyde saw the females fall down, he instantly understood that Xie Weier had seen through his plan and thought of a way to deal with it.

While ordering Jovik to contact the Imperial Hospital, he asked the guards to step up their guard.But he thought in his heart, so what, Xie Weier is also a female, and he will also be tricked.

He had already arranged for his nephew Locke to wait in the room, as long as he took the males up to "catch rape", Xavier would not be able to escape.

Thinking of this, Clyde's tone suddenly became anxious, he grabbed Li Zhou's hand and walked upstairs: "Go and see Xavier, he is also a female, is something wrong too!"

"Yes, yes, you are right!" Li Zhou seemed to have just realized it, and ran upstairs without Clyde's hand. Clyde did not follow because of his status as the emperor. Li Zhou ran together.

He slandered in his heart that Li Zhou is really a man who can't stand on stage, but on the surface he was extremely anxious: "Quick, come with me to see Admiral Xavier."

The sons responded in unison: "Yes, Your Majesty!"

Then, as Xionghuang marched towards the second floor in a mighty manner, they had just walked up to the second floor when they heard Li Zhou's loud roar coming from the 203 lounge.

"Who are you? Why are you lying here with no clothes on?!"

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