Desperate to play basketball!

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After seven o'clock in the evening, the sky has already darkened, and Shinobu is holding a DVD of a girl's romantic literary movie in the audio-visual room of Atobe's house, arguing with Anato whether to watch a literary romantic movie or Star Wars later, Akutagawa and Hua On the other hand, Di was quietly sleeping and the other was in a daze. It doesn't matter whether he endured the upside-down quarrel with Xuehu or not.

The door was opened with a creak, and Xiang Ri floated in like a ghost with a distraught face, flung himself on the sofa with a trembling white face, and sat on Akutagawa's face.

"(PД`q.) Wow!" Akutagawa said that he can ignore sonic attacks because he is sound asleep, but it doesn't mean that he can also be immune to this kind of physical and biochemical double attacks, "Woooooo what are you doing? Ah woo woo woo..." Shouting and patting Xiang Sun away while covering his red nose, Mr. Sheep was under a lot of pressure at the moment.

"Ah, ah... yes, no, Qi Lang, I think..." Xiang Ri lowered his voice with a choked face with a pale face, "I think... now it's time for me to save the world."

Akutagawa: ... -_-

"I'm sorry, Yue Ren, I didn't hear clearly when my nose hurt just now, what did you say?"

"Let me tell you, it's time for me to save the world..." Xiang Ri looked distressed and desolate, "It's so scary, even though I suddenly have such a special ability, I just want to be an ordinary person. Ah, hey, I originally wanted to be the second Echizen Nanjiro, make some money, marry an ordinary woman who is neither beautiful nor ugly, and have two children, the first is a girl, the second What is a boy, when the eldest daughter gets married and the son is able to be independent, he will retire from the throne of tennis player, and then live a leisurely life collecting feathers or playing games every day, and then die earlier than his wife, I just want to live this kind of life .In the end, I ran out to steal the limelight. I really wanted to live my life as a normal person. Hey, God destined me to be a different hero, what else can I do?"

Talking to the sun in such an distressed manner, showing a terrified expression of ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

"Yueren..." Akutagawa tilted his head in confusion, and asked in a sticky voice, "Are you copying Hokage? Will the crew not be troubled? Yueren, you will not be double-sided by Daiyu Spiral Pill and Chidoriyu at the same time." Three-quarters of the pincers will be killed, all internal organs will be burned, and the brains will burst?"

Ren Zuzu coughed, and comforted Yue Ren who was in a panic: "If it is Hokage ●, you don't have to worry if you can't come back because the crew is filming the location. However, what I'm curious about is Yue Ren. How did you discover your special ability?"

"Well," Xiang Ri looked around mysteriously, ran to the door and locked the door of the audio-visual room, and then walked among a few people and said in a low voice, "I told you, don't spread the word ! Especially you Yushi! Don’t let my abilities be exposed just because of a beauty trick!”

Renzu: "...-_-#Okay, tell me, I swear I won't tell the girls."

"That's fine, then you have to remember, Yushi, then I'll say it..." Xiang Ri shook his elegant younger sister's head mysteriously, and then told the surrounding partners word by word:

"I found out, I have [hell] powers."

Akutagawa: ... (what to do, Yue Ren's head is broken)

Anato: ... (Tsk, what a hell.)

Birch: ... (wushi)

Renzu covered his mouth with his fist, coughed lightly, and said to Xiangri with a slightly changed voice: "I see, this is really good, no, no, rise! How did you find it?"

"Speaking of this..." Xiang Ri suddenly trembled and covered his face, "I also feel extremely scared..."

Following Mukai's exaggerated movements, Akutagawa and Anato also began to throb violently...

Forbearance, smile: "Well, Yue Ren, don't be afraid, just tell me."

"...That's right, I just came out of the toilet, looked down from the French windows on the second floor, and suddenly saw Atobe coming out of the car, just about to enter the gate of the house, I saw his face was extremely gloomy and pale , Yintang turned black, the whole person seemed to be hit by the head, and the face and lips were a little black. When walking, it seemed that something had happened and walked extremely fast. At first, I also felt very strange. What the hell is going on with the Ministry, it has been weird since this afternoon..." Xiang Ri analyzed with certainty, "Look, the Ministry of Atobu, who never asks for leave, actually asked for leave today! Although it is dragging us I came to his house for additional training, but how can this kind of thing happen? In addition, when Atobe went out alone and came back, his face was dark, and his walking movements were not as gorgeous as usual. You said ,What has actually happened?"

Ren Zu's smile froze slightly, he raised his eyebrows and asked Xiang Ri: "...so?"

"Yushi, you don't know," Xiang Japanese explained to his partner earnestly, "When I was skeptical... yes! I suddenly found out! I suddenly found out that there is a place two or three meters behind Atobe. At a distance! There is a white school uniform following Atobe!!!”

"……what?"

"Yushi, you are such an idiot!" Xiang Hi almost jumped up anxiously, and called, "That's a school uniform monster! It's a white school uniform monster! Look, there is clearly no one but there is a neat school uniform following Atobe Ah! It must be that monster in the school uniform that cursed Atobe! Atobe must have been hit by Kotobu!! But the servants and housekeepers around seemed to be so scary that they didn’t seem to notice it!! Then I finally understood that only I, only I have this [Damn] ability - only I can save Atobe!"

"Haha..." Natural Black Sheep yawned disinterestedly, "Then Yueren, hurry up and save Atobe, what are you still doing here?...Oh, don't you dare to face that school uniform? Monster, hahaha?"

"No, no!" Xiang Ri, who had been stabbed to death, jumped up, "I, I am coming back to discuss with you! I am going to face such a dangerous monster in school uniform, such a great me I'm about to sacrifice myself to save Atobe, so don't drag me!"

"I thought it was something, it's so stupid," Anato looked at Xiang Ri with contempt, "Go, go! No one is pulling you, go quickly! Take Ninzuzu and go together, Kansai Wolves are such a good shikigami, aren't they? I'm going to see Star Wars."

"Hey! Anato—"

Before Shinozu could protest, he saw KIRAKIRA's starry eyes shining with hope, "Yushi, will you accompany me? Didn't you expose your favorite person that day, and it's clear that it's—hmmmm?"

Renzu covered Xiang Ri's mouth with cold sweat, "Alright, alright, I'll go with you, and you bury that matter in your stomach, otherwise you understand?"

"Guaranteed to complete the organizational task!" Xiang Ri Zhitian swore, "Then let's go quickly! Otherwise, it will be too late!"

"Don't worry, Yue Ren, do you want to resist school uniform monsters without any equipment?" Ninzuzu's glasses flashed coldly, and he took the time to suggest to the sun, his face was covered with black shadows, "I tell you, monsters or middle school monsters?" Do you know what people who have lowered their heads are most afraid of?" Jian Xiangri shook his head, and said in a mysterious and evil tone:

"Actually...it's black dog blood. Hurry up and ask Mr. Housekeeper to take you to the kitchen to find a big pot of dog blood, and then pour it on Atobe and the school uniform monster by surprise, and you can save Atobe."

"So that's how it is!" Xiang Ri patted his thigh, "What about you, Yushi? Are you going with me?"

"No, the more secretive this matter is, the better, so as not to be discovered by the school uniform monster." Renzu pushed his glasses, and smiled brightly and fearlessly (?), "As for me... I will block the school uniform monster for you first Ah, otherwise how would you wait for the opportunity to act?"

"Yushi, you...!" Xiang Ri was touched at the time, and looked at his partner with tears in his eyes, "Then I'll go first! You must pay attention to safety! You are such a good person!" After saying that, he pushed away from the audio-visual room The door disappeared in a flash.

As soon as Xiang Ri left, Akutagawa burst out into loud laughter, covering his stomach tremblingly while laughing until tears came out.Anato scolded Xiang Ri while shaking his shoulders, "How could that guy be so stupid! What a hell!"

"Okay, let's let Yueren go play the one-ticket big one. Let's go down and see what's going on in Atobe first." Ninzu showed a smile of Li Baoen's ghost animal, said hello to a few, and planned to go down Have a good show.

The unscrupulous partner who almost couldn't hold back his abs from laughing went down the stairs to the first floor, just in time to bump into the livid-faced and aggressive Atobe-san and the monster in school uniform behind him.

Under the light of the bright crystal lamps of Atobe's house, the monster in school uniform in the dark finally revealed his true colors——Aomine, who also had a dark face, cautiously followed behind Master Atobe with his head down, saying no throat.

"That...brother..." Hei Pi, who finally couldn't help it, had never been so polite and careful in his life, who would have thought that Uncle Atobe would blow his hair out when he heard him say this brother.

The murderous look of BIU popped up at once, the uncle gritted his molars and asked the brazen, shameless, stinky hooligan who looked down on other people's baby brother to die perverted:

"Who, is, you, brother, brother? Don't mess with me!"

Qingfeng: ... -_-#Damn I will endure!This is Ah Zhe's closest and dearest brother, I have to bear it! !For the future happy life after marriage, I will fight!Disharmony between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is a serious crime!

"That... Atobe, this, is your brother Kuroko Tetsuya...?"

Ren Zuzu who watched from the sidelines twitched his mouth and asked the uncle, he knew that there was a baby brother in Atobu who was afraid of melting in his mouth, covering it in his hands for fear of breaking, locked in a cage for fear of getting bored, and fear of flying away in the wild. I heard Uncle Atobe showing off intentionally or unintentionally that his baby brother is cute, cute, soft, obedient, pink, tender, tender and cute... except for being a bit stubborn and stubborn, he is simply a little angel of Moji!

And now it seems... Isn't this little angel a little thicker?Is it a little darker?Are you a little angry?Isn't it a little vicious?If it's your brother, I really can't recognize him, Jing Wu!There is nothing similar except the sound is exactly the same!

The most important thing is, Jingwu, do you have a slightly distorted aesthetic view? !The model from Huadi to your younger brother is the same!Is it Zaku or Gundam!Is it Frankenstein or Iron Man!Otherwise, the cliff is the Hulk, right?Dear, is your aesthetic like this the rhythm that forces me to get tanned, practice thick abdominal muscles, and then close my mouth tightly! ! !

As soon as he saw Ninzuzu's distorted expression, he knew that this bastard's thinking was definitely crooked. Atobe shook the countless veins on his forehead and sneered: "How could my uncle have such an unglamorous brother? Ninzu Yuu, how dare you talk nonsense?" Triple the training!"

Renzu: ...QAQ Dear Jingwu, who made you angry?And is it really okay to veto your brother so arrogantly?Even though your younger brother looks old-fashioned and has a high hairline and another color, the cliff is the younger brother of Sanada Genichiro, I say! ! !

"That..." A soft voice suddenly sounded beside Renzu, "That... I am Tetsuya Kuroko, sorry."

"...!!!"

Shinobu: ... quietly clutching his chest, the frightened little heart is still jumping!

——Damn it, I didn't see that there was another person here!I didn't notice that there are four people here unscientifically!Could it be because my dear Jingwu's aura is too strong and he didn't see this child here at all? !That's right, this shit is the real hell (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

The child with light blue hair in front of him stared blankly at Yuji Ninzu, who kept complaining about the table, with a pair of innocent eyes, showing apologetic expression, and softly bowed to Ninzu, "That... Are you there? I’m very sorry. And I’m Kuroko Tetsuya, the younger brother of Keigo Nisan, please give me your advice.”

——Fuck, Jingwu, you are right!It's shameful to be cute, this guy!Is it really okay to be cute with a deadpan expression?Have you really never been abducted by the strange Shushu? !He's really dumb, cute, soft and obedient, as if he was crushed to death!Jingwu, it's so, so, that you haven't turned into a shameful pedophile by staying with this good boy every day!

"...No, it doesn't matter, I'm Yushi Ninzu, and I'm your brother's friend, please give me your advice from Heizi-kun."

"Ah, yes, Ninzu-kun, by the way, the one just now was Aomine Daiki-kun, my friend—"

Before Ren Zuzu had time to complain about why two people with such a huge contrast became friends, he heard Xiang Ri's evil voice rushing over to kill him:

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm coming too ah school uniform monsters die Atobe wake up look at me -"

... If you don't die, you won't die, Ninzu-san, Xiangri-san. [Candle]

The author has something to say: ~(≧▽≦)/~La la la Bingdi Cowherd Group is rough~

Are all the little angels who support the original version satisfied?

And... Xiangri, you are finished, Ninzu-kun, you are so bad, you can't get tired of playing with black-skinned memes~.I'm busy today, so this chapter is relatively short, please forgive me.

I'm going to be busy again these days, so the double update may not be guaranteed, I'll try my best for the scumbag... there will definitely be a daily update, don't worry about breaking the update, the scumbag is a hardworking little angel~