Desperate to play basketball!

[What should I do if I run away from home and get lost? 】

Host: Hei Zai's exclusive pastry chef

Hei Zi didn’t let me eat delicious sticks, so I ran away from home. Hei Zai didn’t understand me at all. He knew that only potato chips and delicious sticks were the only things I couldn’t let go of. What should I do if Hei Zai died and then ran away from home and lost his way?

2L

Landlord, are you... a primary school student?

3L

Same as LS, are you a primary school student?

4L

The current post-00s really don’t understand the painstaking efforts of adults (sneer), please go home and apologize to Mr. Heizi.

5L

LS is really funny, the host looks like a lost elementary school student who is helpless, confused and ready to cry, I just want to say to this situation: go home and kneel down to say sorry to mom and dad!

6L

The world is already so hard, so don't torture us anymore elementary school students, now hurry up and find the nearest police uncle, report your home address and go home.

7L

Don't do this above, you see the host ran away after being scolded by you...

8L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Yes, I just checked, there is no police... and I have graduated from university, not a primary school student~

9L

……

10L

...you, the landlord

11L

... elementary school students don't tell lies

12L

...Suddenly felt that Lu Chi was an unbearable pain in life!

13L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

No lie, Hei Zai is my wife~

14L

Damn, shouldn't Hei Zi be a man! ! !Landlord, you are a liar! !

15L

I always feel that when the landlord said the word wife, his tone was inexplicably turbulent! !You are proud of it!Cliff is proud of it! ! @FFF Youth League Branch Secretary @热死外质恋@庄喵我大FFF

16L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Hei Zai is a man, do you have any objections?

17L

...Damn it, really. My friend has a thick line! ! !Mom, come see gay! ! !

18L

Damn, after finding out that the host's wife is a boy, I feel strangely that the three words "delicious and delicious" can't be looked at directly. Is it just me who thinks wrong? ! ! ! !

19L

Think crooked +1

20L

Think crookedly +2, LSS you are not fighting alone! !

21L

+3 for thinking crookedly, landlord, you are insane!Kuai let go of that recipient and let me do it!I can't even look straight at potato chips...

22L

Landlord, you guys and dogs!Show affection and fuck off!

23L

Being summoned by 15L, it means that you are satisfied with one book, how can you fall in love with different genders! !

24L

You guys are full of py---- bastards!To this I just want to say, the host should go back quickly, your black boy must have already stripped off and is waiting for you on the bed! !

25L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Boring, I wouldn't be asking for help on the forums if I could just walk home.

And I don't want to go home.

Hei Zai must be angry.

But I'm also angry, so don't go home.

26L

By carefully distinguishing every sentence of the poster, it is fully determined that the IQ of the poster is no different from that of a primary school student!Identification is completed!

27L

Don’t be like this, Mr. Heizai won’t give you food—there must be a reason

28L

Upstairs, Mr. Heizai must have prepared another py----for you to eat, such as vanilla milkshake, milk, etc. ╮(￣▽￣")╭ (wretched smile)

29L

You people... Mom knows that you are so pornographic, she will definitely give you another slap.

30L

Milkshakes, milk, whatever... Whoops, whoops, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

31L

What the hell are you doing upstairs!

32L

Here is 30L answer, I did nothing!No paper towels!Typing with both hands to show innocence!

33L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Although I don't understand how you guessed it... But Hei Zi really likes to drink the vanilla milkshake I made the most.

Also, how to get lost.

34L

……

35L

... (Silence of Mystery)

36L

... (Fuck I'm a fucking genius and you can guess that.)

37L

…… (Damn, I want to get crooked and roll to face the wall)

38L

Where has this building gone?

And the landlord, if you get lost, look for an obvious building on the side of the road and talk about it.

39L guardian milkshake の loyal dog

...Xiao Ziyuan Sinai QAQ

In addition, the delicious stick that Xiao Ziyuan said, whether it is potato chips or vanilla milkshake, is all food. Don’t think wrong!

And Xiao Ziyuan, Xiao Heizi is not your wife!

40L

Looking at the upstairs ID, there are acquaintances!

And what's with the déjà vu of this love triangle!

41L

I wiped the LSS and casually exposed the real name of the host, man?

42L

In fact, this is blatant revenge.

43L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Huang Sezai get out of here,

Saying that again will blow you away.

44L

... How the host's sense of sight has been broken from a natural stay for a second to a big devil!

45L

What did the landlord suddenly reveal as if nothing had happened!

46L

The landlord counterattacks NICE!It's so cute to protect your lover!

47L guardian milkshake の loyal dog

QAQ! ! !

Just kidding Xiao Ziyuan, and, since you quarreled with Xiao Heizi, why don't you stay at my house temporarily.

I won't tell Xiao Heizi that you are with me.

48L

Huang Sezi, your insidious intentions are clearly exposed through the screen of your phone!It's completely undisguised!

49L

Huang Sezai, how stupid you are!

Are you a primary school student with this level of tricks! ! !

50L

No, not even a primary school student!

Elementary school students can save the world these days!You can overthrow Kaitou Kidd! !

51L

Hahaha this kind of gimmick has long been outdated~ who would believe it!

52L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Then Huang Sezai, come and pick me up.

And I don't want to live in your house, I want to live in a hotel when your house is messy.

53L

...You, the host...

54L

Children from 48L to 51L, do you enjoy being slapped in the face? 233333333

55L guardian milkshake の loyal dog

What a mess in my house!Xiao Ziyuan, if you didn't have Xiao Heizi in your house, it must be a national garbage dump!

If that’s the case, @初不喜欢Aquarius said Xiao Ziyuan, you might as well live in Xiaolujian’s house~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

56L

Huang Sezai, you are really... Forget it, the host is also... Forget it, you are all... BAGA

57L

Sure enough, it was a conspiracy between elementary school students [mud dirt]

57L

Has no one complained that Huang Sezai revealed another acquaintance...

PS The host who is anxious about IQ, don't be too cute!

58L didn't like Aquarius

...You guys are really shameless!

And, Murasakihara, you are so capricious!

59L

...What's going on with this strange 'saying'...

60L

And this inexplicable serious feeling... What's the matter with suddenly feeling very uncomfortable.

61L

Tired of rubbing, the identification is correct!Looking at the ID, I feel that the Aquarius that this guy likes may never understand this guy's mood for the rest of his life.

62L guardian milkshake の loyal dog

Little Green Room~ Don't say that, Xiao Zi originally lives in your house, okay?

63L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Is a person who is limited to being self-willed three times a day qualified to say that, and the green boy is too hairy, so I don't want to live in his house.

64L didn't like Aquarius

What nonsense are you talking about! !

And Ziyuan, I didn't dislike your potato chip crumbs everywhere, how dare you slander me! !

And 61L you bastard Sinai!It’s all said that I don’t like that Aquarius!

65L

Seeing LS...I feel tired and not in love, so light [candles] for your Aquarius

66L

【Candle】

67L

[Candle] +2 is really tiring, looking far away

68L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Don't worry, I'll be optimistic about Hei Zi, and won't let Lu Zi get involved.No need to order.

69L didn't like Aquarius

Murasakihara you!I said I don't like Heizi anymore!

70L

I'm so sorry... how much JQ is out of this nima... keep your eyes open and wait for the dog's blood

71L

So it's not a love triangle but a square love!Looking forward to it~ (This building is crooked 2333333

72L

Can rescue Princess Heizi under the clutches of Huang Sezai and Luzai!Zihei Saigao~

73L

What should I do? I shamefully fell in love with that shou!Seeking Hei Zi's real face~ Asking for a burst of photos!

74L guardian milkshake の loyal dog

(PД`q.). '゜ Murasakihara you!Little Heizi is not yours!

And if you don't go to Xiaolujian's house, the remaining Mina... @我是施少的光

Just Xiao Qingfeng, right?You can also go to Xiaotaozi’s house for dinner~o(*^▽^*)o

75L

Huang Sezai, why haven't you given up on your pathetic plan!

I have said that such a trick is terrible!

76L

#婚前攻前黄结仔, steadfast and unyielding demolition Xipi#

77L

How should I put it...

#婚前攻前黄结仔, steadfast and unyielding demolition Xipi#

78L

Calling an acquaintance again...

#婚前攻前黄结仔, steadfast and unyielding demolition Xipi#

79L I am Zhe's only light

Kise, what are you doing with me?

80L I am Zhe's only light

What the hell are you guys doing!

In this way, all of you YY Ah Zhe will die to my uncle!

81L I am Zhe's only light

Huang Lai, what do you mean by this... I have too many treasures in my house, what should I do if Ziyuan comes here to destroy them?

82L I am Zhe's only light

Okay, okay, Ziyuan, you can stay at my house

I won't tell Ah Zhe

83L

... tsk

84L

... tsk

85L

... Tsk ╮(╯▽╰)╭

86L

How can I save you, Xiao Qingfeng-kun with my poor IQ?

What's on your mind?

87L

I always thought that the host and his friends were enough for SB, until Mr. Xiaoqingfeng became thick

Just discovered.

88L

Landlord, you guys have broken the IQ list of the new century Einstein Newton Hua Luogeng!

2333333333

89L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

No.

90L didn't like Aquarius

……laugh. (sneer)

91L guardian milkshake の loyal dog

Eh eh eh? QQ

Why! ?

92L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Xiaofengzai's bedroom is full of erotic magazines and posters with huge breasts, if you enter it, you will lose your eyesight

Maybe the trash can is still full of used tissues and smells weird.

I do not want.

I'll live at Xiaotaozi's house.

93L I am Zhe's only light

Atsushi Murasakihara, what the hell are you talking about! !

Say it again to my uncle!

kill you!

94L different pupil の red king

Dun, Wuyue is a girl no matter what, if you live in with a boy, it will be bad for her reputation.

95L guardian milkshake の loyal dog

Σ(°△°|||)︴Little little Akashi! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

96L I am Zhe's only light

Fuck Akashi, why did you appear here! ! ! ! ! ! !

97L didn't like Aquarius

Disclaimer, Akashi, I just forced a conversation because I saw how annoying they were.

98L

This is... who was surprised, why did it suddenly appear and...

it feels like...

99L

The acquaintances seem to be scared to pee...

100L

Oh yeah!Get to the [-]th floor!

In addition, LS and LSS are not alone, but Akashi-kun seems to be very gentle, and it is very considerate to be able to consider this.

Sure enough, it's different from those SBs...

101L

I'm not happy if I didn't get 100L...

Same as LS, I feel like Akashi-kun's favorability is UP

102L different pupil の red king

Don, are you still angry with Zhe Ye?

What did Tetsuya do to make you do something like run away from home?

103L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

It's too much for Heizi not to let me eat snacks!

I don't care about Hei Zi anymore!I am angry!

I want to run away from home!

104L different pupil の red king

I see, Tetsuya really went too far.

How can Dun's delicious bars and chips be banned.

...Well, Don, tell me the address of your street, and I'll pick you up.

105L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

Little Chizai is really the best!

The street I live in seems to be called xxxx... Well, it should be.

106L

Sure enough, Akashi-kun is really a reliable and gentle person...!

107L

But there seems to be something wrong... Where is it, where is it╰(￣ω￣o)

108L different pupil の red king

It just so happens that I have a place to go to Tianchao, and I can eat authentic desserts of Tianchao along the way, such as stewed eggs with lotus seeds, stewed papaya with fresh milk, red bean sago dew, sweet-scented osmanthus glutinous rice balls, fried rice cakes with sugar, and Ying cakes. Qingming dumpling, lemon love jade, longevity peach, candied haws and so on, are you interested?If you run away from home, just go further away.

Don't worry, I won't tell Tetsuya.

109L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

That's it...you can pull it too!

Then can I eat whatever I want? (☆▽☆)

110L different pupil の red king

Yes.

I will drive over to pick you up.

111L Heizi exclusive pastry chef

okay then~

I'll wait for Chizai here, remember to bring me delicious sticks and potato chips (☆▽☆)

112L

... Nima.Akashi-kun, I misread you! ! ! ! !

113L

what did i see...

114L

Landlord, please don't leave! ! !The purple black party is here to stand up! ! ! !

115L

Fuck, Akashi-kun has sinister intentions!Damn those acquaintances must be secretly happy now! !

116L

What can I use to save you, the IQ of the landlord!

117L

Landlord?Landlord, where are you?The purple black party is here to support you!

Those SBs stopped talking just now!You must be rolling around with your phone in your arms!

118L

Hold on everyone!Be sure to stick to it until the landlord sees it!Akashi-kun has sinister intentions!Everyone is not a good thing!All

They are all coveting the landlord, your black boy!

Hei Zi will be in danger if you leave!

119L different pupil の emperor

You fools, what were you talking about just now?

120L

... Damn it's scary!Akashi-kun is scary!

121L

Mom, help! There's a schizophrenic terrorist here!Landlord, where are you?

122L different pupil の emperor

Cannian, I have ordered someone to hack into the forum, and the post will be deleted immediately.

In addition, Zhe is also my thing, and those who disobey me, even you anonymous people, will die!

After Murasakihara replied and waited for Akashi, he quit the forum, sat on the flower bed by the side of the road with his mouth pouted, and waited quietly for Akashi to drive over.The buzzing and honking of the vehicles coming and going made him a little irritable, as if something was constantly poking in his heart.

feeling bad.

Very uncomfortable.

Very sour and painful.

"I...want to eat desserts from the Celestial Dynasty."

"I... am angry with Hei Zai, so don't forgive me."

Muttering to himself, as if trying to convince himself, Ziyuan leaned his head on the side of the big tree in a somewhat lonely manner, with his two long legs crossed together, his right hand tightly covering his cheek.

……

I really miss the little black boy...

It doesn't matter if there is no Tianchao dessert, and it doesn't matter if Xiao Heizai doesn't let himself eat potato chips and delicious bars.

No matter how delicious dessert is, if you don’t share it with Xiao Hei Zai, it’s meaningless.

It's been like this since before, as long as it's with Xiao Hei Zai, it doesn't matter how unpalatable the food is.No matter how delicious a snack is, it is not a snack if it is not shared with Xiao Heizi.

Atsushi Murasakihara likes to eat snacks.

However, if he hadn't shared it with Tetsuya Kuroko, if he hadn't shared his favorites with that boy who ate lightly—

"... Murasakihara-kun. I found you."

The familiar refreshing and soft voice rang in his ears, and Ziyuan stood up unconsciously and turned to look to the other side, but he didn't look at the blue-haired youth in front of him.

Heizi Tetsuya's face rarely showed anxiety.He grabbed Ziyuan's arm and sighed, "Are you still blaming me for forbidding you to eat snacks?"

"...Uh~! Hei Zai is bad!" As if remembering something, Ziyuan showed an extremely wronged expression, looking pitifully at the blue-haired young man, "I hate Hei Zai! But it's so hard to get lost! Hei Zai Didn't find me!"

"...Mr. Ziyuan," Heizi suddenly hugged Ziyuan helplessly, and tried to touch Ziyuan's head on tiptoe, "It's not that I don't allow you to eat, but... your tooth decay is just right, don't you want to eat it?" Do you want to go to the dental hospital again? You’re in your 20s, and you’re queuing up with elementary school students for treatment, that’s embarrassing.”

"Well...then we don't need a dentist, and we don't want tooth decay anymore." Thinking of the tragic experience in the dental clinic a few days ago, Ziyuan rarely showed a frightened expression, trembling all over, bent over and hugged Heizi tightly, feeling depressed Honestly, "...Hei Zi, I was wrong, I don't want to go to the dentist."

"...Then Ziyuan-kun, please listen to me. Don't eat snacks for a few days, and take your medicine obediently, okay? In a few days, I will accompany you to China Street to eat Tianchao desserts?" reassured.

"Well... listen to Hei Zi."

"Then let's go home, and don't run away from home again. When I first found out, I was shocked and almost went to the police."

"...I'm sorry, Hei Zi. Let's go." Ziyuan said, suddenly paused, "It seems...forgot something?"

"What's the matter, Zi Yuan-kun?"

"...Well, forget it, it's nothing. Let's go home, Hei Zi." Zi Yuan stretched out his hand and firmly held Hei Zi's hand, interlocking his fingers, and the two walked forward naturally and intimately.

"Let's go home hand in hand."

[No matter how delicious it is, it’s not as good as Heizi’s vanilla milkshake. ]

At this moment, Akashi, who was driving to his destination smugly: ...

As the sun sets,

heartbreaker,

Quack quack quack quack ~

The author has something to say:

How can I forget the forum body of Chaoji Meng recently? 2333333333

Besides, the captain is right, I did it on purpose, you bite me, bite me~

The vanilla milkshake will be ruined 23333333! ! ! ! !

I don’t want to vomit the other slots anymore... I mean, everyone can smoke slag monsters as much as they want~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦