Desperate to play basketball!

This, is a comprehensive world.

When I walked to the shrine, I saw a boy in red with dog ears arguing with a girl. I saw a blue-haired pervert dating a long-legged sister while having a meal. I occasionally saw a boy with an orange head talking into the air. Dark creatures appeared from time to time in the biology laboratory of the school. , the student council president who looks like a woman refuses to be hugged by girls, where the Wannian elementary school students go and die (etc.)...

[In short, anything is possible. ]

Kise Ryota, a first-year university student who is currently on the first day of summer vacation, said that he is in a good mood.Oh, it's also a holiday, although there are still tedious modeling jobs to be done, but compared to the busy vomiting of blood on weekdays, Kise now is like walking into a paradise where all the sunspots are smiling at him .

"That's right!" Kise, who had just finished his morning practice and was about to go home, slapped the stone bench, "At this moment, let's make an appointment with Xiao Heizi to go on a self-guided tour together! It's a rare summer vacation."

Slowly thinking about how to invite Kuroko alone to Karuizawa or Hokkaido to escape the summer heat and avoid Akashi's pursuit by hiding, Kise unknowingly walked to a secluded path, In the early morning, when there were few people, a small child in a loose T-shirt fell quietly on the side of the road, which caught Kise's attention.

"...What are you doing?" Frowning, although a little unreliable, but still with a big conscience, the boy Huang Lai quickly walked over the next moment he found the child and squatted down to help the child who seemed to be in a coma. Carefully protecting the child's neck with his palms and half-embracing her——

"Isn't it a trafficking? Bastard ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In the middle of speaking, when he saw the face of the "child" in a coma, an uncontrollable cry of surprise gushed out of his throat——

"Little, little blackie!??"

Huang Lai closed his eyes forcefully, then opened them desperately, tremblingly, carefully smoothed the sky blue broken hair on the face of the little girl, who seemed to be wearing a big T-shirt, behind her ears , revealing a small face that Kise knew so well when he was a child.

After regaining consciousness a little, the suspected child who was about five or six years old in Kise's arms whimpered softly, and opened those sky-colored round eyes that made Kise fall in love at first sight(?) The eyes, the chubby little hands grabbed a few times in the air, and after touching Kise's clothes, they grabbed softly.

With a white, tender and round face like a boiled egg, he twisted his neck stiffly, and his sky-colored blue eyes, which were a little confused after waking up from a coma, glanced mistyly at Kise, who was hugging him.The expressionless little face was wrinkled into a small bun. While Kise was dumbfounded, the tender child asked Kise with a mature and stable expression that was definitely not something a child could have:

"...Kise-kun, what happened?"

Kise: ...! ! ! !

It is said that today in a corner of the Zongman world, a popular idol supporting character (accent) uttered an incomparably shrill scream.

"—Little, little Heizi!"

……

At this moment, the 20-year-old Lanbo boy who was rushing to the airport trembled, and got out of the car pretending to be calm under the puzzled and suspicious eyes of the prison temple.

"Stupid cow... Did you do something stupid again?"

"Master Lanbo didn't! Master Lanbo didn't use the new and improved ten-year rocket launcher on ordinary people!"

Prison Temple: ... -_-#!

Lanbo: ...qwq!

"Wow ah ah ah woo woo woo -" Lan Bo sobbed with a big bag on his head.

In the background music of Lan Bo yelling "be patient", everyone in Pengo Lie discussed this issue for a while, and after figuring out the effect of the improved rocket launcher was still only 5 minutes away, they left Tokyo with a little peace of mind.

It's just... It's too early to feel relieved!

"...What? Little Heizi, you were suddenly covered by something and your eyes turned black, and you became like this?" Kise slammed the floor in surprise and anger, and then held his chin with his hands full of ashes and opened his tongue. He speculated wildly, "Could it be, could it be the legendary organization in black! Did you pour APTX4869 into you, little blackie? Don't worry! I'll protect you! I'll work with you to find out the truth! How about that, little boy?" Heizi, will you stay at my house first?"

"What the hell is Kise-kun thinking?" Helplessly, the five-year-old Heizi stood on tiptoe and reached out and tremblingly touched the half-squatting Kise's head, "Don't worry, I will go and talk to Miss Yuko about this." thing."

"Oh..." Big Dog Huang Lai lowered his dog ears pitifully.

"However." Heizi thought for a while, "Can I stay at Kise-kun's house temporarily before recovering? After all, if Nissan and my mother find out, I will be very troubled."

"Okay! Welcome! I'll help you say hello to Brother Atobe, and I'll hide it from Coach Suzanne. Fortunately, it's summer vacation, why don't we just go on a self-guided tour?"

Kise, who recovered his sunny smile in a second, nodded vigorously, and reached out to hug the five-year-old Heizi who didn't even wear fat times, but only roughly put on a T-shirt.

"Shall I hug Xiao Heizi? After all, Xiao Heizi can't walk like this, and he will be misunderstood if he walks on the street."

Heizi looked down at his embarrassed self in embarrassment, nodded, and let the extremely calm Kise hold the shrunken self carefully in his arms.

...Kise-kun was unexpectedly reliable.Thinking of this, Heizi, ignoring his depressed mood of vomiting blood due to the bad luck of becoming smaller again, put his two chubby little hands on Kise's shoulders with a little relaxation.

And at this moment, the boy Kise, who looks serious and seems to be thinking about how to solve the problem in the future, is thinking in his heart...

[Ah, ah, little Heizi was so cute when he was little, hehehe!The soft, white and tender body is great!The delicate eyebrows and eyes are so cute!It feels great to touch a soft butt through a t-shirt without wearing fat times!The way the fleshy little hands grab the chest is so cute!The docile look of being completely hugged in his arms is like hitting a big prize on the head, isn't it!It was unbearable when the tender voice called Kise softly (?)——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ” down is up! ]

Kise's parents took Ryoko to travel to Paris together, but for some ulterior motives, the young Kise refused the trip and walked back to his home with five-year-old Heizi in his arms. placed on the sofa.

"I'll find some clothes from when I was a child~ Little Heizi, don't be in a hurry." Saying this, the boy Huang Lai hurriedly walked towards the storage room on the second floor, the abacus in his heart was crackling.

...Well, first report to coach Suzanna that I kidnapped Xiao Heizi and went to Karuizawa for vacation, and then cooperate with coach Suzanna to convince Brother Atobe, and then report to Xiao Heizi...and cooperate with Xiao Heizi to deceive Little Akashi, it will be much easier to deal with Xiaolujian, Xiao Ziyuan, and Xiao Qingfeng after you have fooled these two giants... Enen, first this, then that——

Huang Lai searched for a long time but couldn't find his childhood clothes, probably lost by his parents.However, sister Ryoko still had a lot of cute little clothes from when she was a child. After cleaning them all, Kise ran down holding some children's clothes that didn't have so much lace and were slightly more neutral. Come upstairs and shout as you walk:

"Little Heizi, Xiaoheizi, I thought of a way to fool everyone—"

Several tall and colorful men sitting in the living room who were obtrusive to the eyes at the same time raised their hands with ferocious faces and said hello to Kise:

"Hey! Kise/Ryota/Xiao Huang/Huang Zai/Idiot, long time no see!"

"...!!"

The frightened Huang Lai suddenly rolled down the stairs, screamed and fell to the ground, and after a long time got up tremblingly:

"You, why did you appear here!!!"

After saying this, Kise saw the elves and goblins flying all over the room and burst into tears. He thumped the floor hard, and the noodles burst into tears, "I hate you James Bonds ——!”

"Everyone, I'm sorry."

The young Heizi tried his best to sit upright on the sofa, wearing a large T-shirt. When he lowered his head, the overly wide neckline slid down one of Heizi's weak and round shoulders. There were two pink dogwood spots on his chest. The shadow appointment can be seen——

"...It's okay, Ah Zhe." Qingfeng snorted unnaturally, turned his head away from Heizi, and sat on the side with his legs crossed.

"Tetsuya still hasn't learned how to behave?" Akashi raised his eyebrows slightly, "In the future, if you encounter such a thing, you should contact me as soon as possible, you know? I have explained the situation to Miss Yuko, and it seems that I only need to wait for about three to four days , it will recover."

"Is that so?" Heizi heaved a sigh of relief, "That's really great."

——I have been a child three times, and I really don’t want to do it for the fourth time!

"Today's Aquarius has the worst fortune, so it will be difficult to live without a lucky item." Midorima pushed his glasses, and seriously took out a little pink princess dress from his black schoolbag. Pass the skirt to Heizi. "Today's lucky item for Aquarius is a lace dress for a five-year-old girl."

Kuroko:"……"

"What kind of eyes are you looking at?" Midorima frowned, then glanced at the strange eyes of his partners, and said annoyedly, "This is the clothes my sister wore when she was young! Where did you think it was? Dirty! "

"Luzi...you don't think of the same thing as us, how could you call us dirty?" Ziyuan killed Luma in an instant with an innocent face, and put a lot of candies and cakes bought at the convenience store on Heizi's seat Beside the sofa, "Well... don't be sad, little Heizi, these are for you."

"Thank you Ziyuan-kun, how about eating together?" Heizi picked up a box of chocolate-flavored Pocky and handed it to Ziyuan.

"Okay~" Murasakihara's eyes lit up, and he took advantage of the opportunity to sit next to Kuroko, and was about to unwrap the chocolate-flavored Pocky when he heard Akashi snort.

"Zhe is not allowed to eat too many snacks, it will cause tooth decay." Akashi boy kicked Aomine away as if no one was there, and sat on the other side of Heizi as it should be, "Children can't be greedy, Zhe will also gain weight." , Akashi pinched Kuroko's slightly bulging fleshy belly, "Look, they're all fat."

——=dish=!

Kise wanted to tear off the handkerchief so jealously!Fuck, this is obviously profiteering!Little Kuroko, you can't let Akashi go so easily!Obviously eating tofu!The author is too much!Is it just because Akashi likes to eat soup tofu that he gives so many tofu benefits!I like to eat grilled onion soup with milk so much, but I have never seen the benefits of eating Xiao Heizi's bee liquid!

"..." Heizi looked at his slightly swollen belly with surprised (?) eyes, "It seems that he was fatter when he was young."

"...!" Qingfeng vomited blood, Ah Zhe, you realized that Akashi was eating your tofu!

"Heizi, it's better for you to change your clothes first. How is this loose and loose?" Midorima firmly handed his sister's skirt to Heizi, "Doesn't your appearance explain the problem? There is no Aquarius today. If it is a lucky thing, it will definitely be said badly because of certain things!"

"Tetsuya, let's put it on this time." Akashi rubbed Kuroko comfortingly, and looked at the child with loving eyes, "After all, the situation this time...is a bit special."

--wait wait wait!Princess dress!Huang Lai's eyes lit up, and he stuffed the clothes he was holding into a side cabinet with his backhand and quickly changed his words: "Yes, yes, Xiao Heizi, I don't have any clothes for children at home! I'd better change into the clothes brought by Xiaolujian first." princess dress?"

"Well, I also agree with Lu Zai on this point."

"Yeah Zhe, god stick oh no, it's Midorima's suggestion, anyway, sometimes it's useful."

"Aomine Sinai." Noble glanced coldly at Aomine, who was not sitting. Midorima stuffed the clothes to Heizi who was embarrassed. Under the serious (YY) eyes of several people, Heizi had no choice but to take the clothes from the sofa Jumping down, "Well, wait a minute, Kise-kun, where is the bathroom?"

"Oh...the bathroom—how about I take you there to change it? Little Heizi?" Kise turned his eyes and asked Heizi back.

"Zhe should just change here, I just wanted to see if there is anything unusual about you." After saying this nonchalantly, ignoring the boy Kise who planned to eat alone, Akashi took the clothes from Kuroko's hand, "Anyway, it's okay It’s a man, and I’ve seen it in the locker room, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of.”

Kise: ... Ignore me!

Lvjian Qingfeng gave Kise a hard look: You bastard who eats alone will fuck you later!

Heizi nodded, and quickly took off his large T-shirt, his small body was immediately exposed to the red and green eyes of the crowd. (TBC)