absurd life
Chapter 9: The protagonist wants to post a chapter
The moment he went out, Li Man bent over and covered his stomach in pain as if he could not cover his ears until the jingle of a bell rang, yelling.
"Oops! Boss, I've got gastroenteritis again! Ah! It hurts! I'm going to the hospital." Sure enough, it's material for an actor, and the pain is so realistic!
The boss is a man with a sharp mouth and a tofu heart. Although he is very strict with us, his heart is still soft. He was chatting happily with Wu Yao, but when he saw Li Man crying for his father and mother, he was frightened and panicked.
"Oh! What happened! Why didn't you bring the medicine? Wu Yao, please take her to the hospital quickly!" What the hell did they talk about... How did the boss know his name so quickly?
"Okay!" Wu Yao can be considered a quick-moving person. After opening the car door, he turned his head and carried Li Man into the back row of the car. When he bent over, he heard a "ah" cry.
"Chen Rui, you can go with me too, it can be regarded as a help." The boss patted me on the shoulder and said.
"Oh, good." I quickly got into the passenger seat and waited for Wu Yao to drive.
"Boom..." After starting the car, Wu Yao quickly turned around and ran to the hospital.
"We just came out like this? The clothes haven't changed yet! What's the matter with wearing such an ugly candy overalls!" I just remembered the ugly overalls I was wearing, and turned my head to complain to Li Man.
"It's good to be able to come out, there's so much to do!" Li Man recovered "health" in no time.
"Are you... all right?" Wu Yao looked at Li Man, who was acting like a magician, from the rearview mirror, his face was full of doubts.
"Of course I'm fine! I just wanted to come out and talk to you, find a coffee shop quickly!" Li Man was like a rich wife in the back, pointing fingers at Wu Yao.Wu Yao didn't say anything, just complied.
It is rare for students to see luxury cars like Lamborghini on the university campus, so basically every student on both sides of the road will turn their heads to see what kind of person is sitting in the luxury car.
"You kid has been doing well in the past two years! You have already driven such a luxury car!" Li Man joked.
"Hehe...it's okay..." Wu Yao just smiled perfunctorily.
"Don't laugh, Chen Rui forgives you for that matter, but it doesn't mean that I will let you go! The pinch just now is not even a lesson." Li Man's face became serious again, following Brother Hei trains his younger brother the same way.
"Li Man, we're all friends, there's no need to do this, it's been so long, what else is there to talk about!" I was a little annoyed, because I didn't want to keep talking about this matter, as if I was a professional victim .
"Okay, let's wait until we get to the place." Li Man leaned on the backrest and took a deep breath.From the rearview mirror, I can clearly see Li Man's sharp eyes looking at Wu Yao.Alas... Will Li Man really forgive Wu Yao like me...
None of us spoke during the journey, Wu Yao would sneak a peek at me occasionally, every time he looked at me, Li Man would see me in the rearview mirror, and then stare at Wu Yao again, which made me feel so embarrassed.
Wu Yao also went to a theme cafe by the sea, near the beach we went to that night.When they arrived at the place and were about to get off the car, Wu Yao walked to the back and opened the car door for Li Man in a gentlemanly manner, and took Li Man's hand to help her out.
"Oh, I really feel like a rich wife, but this dress doesn't fit well." Li Man pulled up his collar and complained.
Before I got out of the car, Wu Yao hurried over and opened the car door for me, looking at me with a smile on his face.
"Uh...you don't need to be like this...I know you treat me well, but I'm a man..." I forced a smile, one is to make him feel that I am no longer so cold to him, and the other is to buffer the embarrassment just now atmosphere.He didn't reach out to me, just stood by the car door and waited for me to come out.
I don't know what expression or words to give him, I'm always afraid that once I say it, it will hurt his self-esteem again.
I like this coffee shop very much, but I haven't been here since I broke up with Wu Yao... because he was the one who brought me here, so...
I haven’t been here for a long time, and everything in the coffee shop is still the same. The same tables and chairs, the same lighting, and even the white roses on the counter are exactly the same. It seems that time has not changed much here, except for the new arrival A group of short-sighted waiters...
The three of us found a seat facing the sea and sat down. When I stood up and walked to a place not too far away to send a text message to the boss "reporting safety", a male waiter with a white face walked up to them with a happy face and spoke. He said, "There is an event in the store today, and desserts for couples are half price."
Li Man immediately became angry, "You have seen couples with your eyes! Some have only rivals in love!"
Li Man glared fiercely at Wu Yao again, the poor Wu Yao was shot while lying down...
Wu Yao didn't say a word, just kept looking at me not far away.
When I walked over, Li Man stood up and took my arm, "Look, this is my decent husband, and that is my rival in love!"
Well, I really admire Li Man's level of bragging... The waiter was so surprised that he didn't know what to say, but just fiddled with the ballpoint pen in his hand.
"Oh, don't listen to her nonsense, please have two lattes." I pushed Li Man away and sat on the chair next to Wu Yao. "What do you want?" said to Li Man.
She seemed to be taken aback by me, "Huh? You're talking to me? Didn't you order it?"
"I ordered it for Wu Yao..." I gave Wu Yao a smile, not deliberately to please Wu Yao, but to let Li Man also experience this slightly disgusting and disdainful feeling.
"Cut, I don't care too much! I want a cappuccino." Li Man waved at the waiter, and the waiter bowed politely and turned away.
"You still remember that I like to drink latte..." Wu Yao looked at me gratefully, and his haggard appearance still made people feel distressed.
"Hehe, why don't you find out what your friend likes?" I still smiled and said to Wu Yao, reminding him of our relationship again.
"Don't talk about it, I'm the protagonist today! Let me tell the story!" Li Man sat upright on the chair, his domineering look... tsk tsk, it made people feel ashamed...
"Tell me? Give you a chance?" I motioned to Li Man.
"Wait a minute, I don't want a waiter to come out from behind while I'm talking." Li Man explained with a serious face.
Falling into silence again... During the waiting period, it makes people feel so helpless... I am already very impatient, making me wait for such a long time is really better than killing me...
During this time, Wu Yao occasionally took out his mobile phone to send a text message, and most of the time he secretly glanced at me, while Li Man, like a warden, watched every move of Wu Yao and me.This kind of "cold harmony" was not maintained for a long time, but it was broken by the appearance of the waiter... It was his appearance that promoted the performance of the "protagonist" drama...
"Oops! Boss, I've got gastroenteritis again! Ah! It hurts! I'm going to the hospital." Sure enough, it's material for an actor, and the pain is so realistic!
The boss is a man with a sharp mouth and a tofu heart. Although he is very strict with us, his heart is still soft. He was chatting happily with Wu Yao, but when he saw Li Man crying for his father and mother, he was frightened and panicked.
"Oh! What happened! Why didn't you bring the medicine? Wu Yao, please take her to the hospital quickly!" What the hell did they talk about... How did the boss know his name so quickly?
"Okay!" Wu Yao can be considered a quick-moving person. After opening the car door, he turned his head and carried Li Man into the back row of the car. When he bent over, he heard a "ah" cry.
"Chen Rui, you can go with me too, it can be regarded as a help." The boss patted me on the shoulder and said.
"Oh, good." I quickly got into the passenger seat and waited for Wu Yao to drive.
"Boom..." After starting the car, Wu Yao quickly turned around and ran to the hospital.
"We just came out like this? The clothes haven't changed yet! What's the matter with wearing such an ugly candy overalls!" I just remembered the ugly overalls I was wearing, and turned my head to complain to Li Man.
"It's good to be able to come out, there's so much to do!" Li Man recovered "health" in no time.
"Are you... all right?" Wu Yao looked at Li Man, who was acting like a magician, from the rearview mirror, his face was full of doubts.
"Of course I'm fine! I just wanted to come out and talk to you, find a coffee shop quickly!" Li Man was like a rich wife in the back, pointing fingers at Wu Yao.Wu Yao didn't say anything, just complied.
It is rare for students to see luxury cars like Lamborghini on the university campus, so basically every student on both sides of the road will turn their heads to see what kind of person is sitting in the luxury car.
"You kid has been doing well in the past two years! You have already driven such a luxury car!" Li Man joked.
"Hehe...it's okay..." Wu Yao just smiled perfunctorily.
"Don't laugh, Chen Rui forgives you for that matter, but it doesn't mean that I will let you go! The pinch just now is not even a lesson." Li Man's face became serious again, following Brother Hei trains his younger brother the same way.
"Li Man, we're all friends, there's no need to do this, it's been so long, what else is there to talk about!" I was a little annoyed, because I didn't want to keep talking about this matter, as if I was a professional victim .
"Okay, let's wait until we get to the place." Li Man leaned on the backrest and took a deep breath.From the rearview mirror, I can clearly see Li Man's sharp eyes looking at Wu Yao.Alas... Will Li Man really forgive Wu Yao like me...
None of us spoke during the journey, Wu Yao would sneak a peek at me occasionally, every time he looked at me, Li Man would see me in the rearview mirror, and then stare at Wu Yao again, which made me feel so embarrassed.
Wu Yao also went to a theme cafe by the sea, near the beach we went to that night.When they arrived at the place and were about to get off the car, Wu Yao walked to the back and opened the car door for Li Man in a gentlemanly manner, and took Li Man's hand to help her out.
"Oh, I really feel like a rich wife, but this dress doesn't fit well." Li Man pulled up his collar and complained.
Before I got out of the car, Wu Yao hurried over and opened the car door for me, looking at me with a smile on his face.
"Uh...you don't need to be like this...I know you treat me well, but I'm a man..." I forced a smile, one is to make him feel that I am no longer so cold to him, and the other is to buffer the embarrassment just now atmosphere.He didn't reach out to me, just stood by the car door and waited for me to come out.
I don't know what expression or words to give him, I'm always afraid that once I say it, it will hurt his self-esteem again.
I like this coffee shop very much, but I haven't been here since I broke up with Wu Yao... because he was the one who brought me here, so...
I haven’t been here for a long time, and everything in the coffee shop is still the same. The same tables and chairs, the same lighting, and even the white roses on the counter are exactly the same. It seems that time has not changed much here, except for the new arrival A group of short-sighted waiters...
The three of us found a seat facing the sea and sat down. When I stood up and walked to a place not too far away to send a text message to the boss "reporting safety", a male waiter with a white face walked up to them with a happy face and spoke. He said, "There is an event in the store today, and desserts for couples are half price."
Li Man immediately became angry, "You have seen couples with your eyes! Some have only rivals in love!"
Li Man glared fiercely at Wu Yao again, the poor Wu Yao was shot while lying down...
Wu Yao didn't say a word, just kept looking at me not far away.
When I walked over, Li Man stood up and took my arm, "Look, this is my decent husband, and that is my rival in love!"
Well, I really admire Li Man's level of bragging... The waiter was so surprised that he didn't know what to say, but just fiddled with the ballpoint pen in his hand.
"Oh, don't listen to her nonsense, please have two lattes." I pushed Li Man away and sat on the chair next to Wu Yao. "What do you want?" said to Li Man.
She seemed to be taken aback by me, "Huh? You're talking to me? Didn't you order it?"
"I ordered it for Wu Yao..." I gave Wu Yao a smile, not deliberately to please Wu Yao, but to let Li Man also experience this slightly disgusting and disdainful feeling.
"Cut, I don't care too much! I want a cappuccino." Li Man waved at the waiter, and the waiter bowed politely and turned away.
"You still remember that I like to drink latte..." Wu Yao looked at me gratefully, and his haggard appearance still made people feel distressed.
"Hehe, why don't you find out what your friend likes?" I still smiled and said to Wu Yao, reminding him of our relationship again.
"Don't talk about it, I'm the protagonist today! Let me tell the story!" Li Man sat upright on the chair, his domineering look... tsk tsk, it made people feel ashamed...
"Tell me? Give you a chance?" I motioned to Li Man.
"Wait a minute, I don't want a waiter to come out from behind while I'm talking." Li Man explained with a serious face.
Falling into silence again... During the waiting period, it makes people feel so helpless... I am already very impatient, making me wait for such a long time is really better than killing me...
During this time, Wu Yao occasionally took out his mobile phone to send a text message, and most of the time he secretly glanced at me, while Li Man, like a warden, watched every move of Wu Yao and me.This kind of "cold harmony" was not maintained for a long time, but it was broken by the appearance of the waiter... It was his appearance that promoted the performance of the "protagonist" drama...
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