All the way from Luo Qian, she was happily teasing the little attendant.The little attendant finally sent the plague god in front of him to the residence amidst his flustered and silent prayer for the thousand and one time.

Li Luoqian, who was standing in front of the door, squinted her phoenix eyes, put on a benign smile, turned around and waved friendlyly at the little attendant, and thoughtfully said, "Do you want to drink some water before leaving?"

The little attendant was so panicked that his legs couldn't stop trembling, he hesitated and said cautiously: "No, there's no need. The villain has already drank a lot of water when he came." Now he felt his stomach was tight.

"Oh? How about some food and a rest?" Li Luo smiled more friendly.

"No, there's no need, the villain is in a hurry to go to the latrine." The little attendant closed his eyes and shouted desperately.

"Oh...it's really my fault." Li Luoqian walked over kindly and touched the little servant's belly.She said softly: "Then you should hurry up. If something goes wrong later, if you become infertile, remember to come to me."

The little attendant didn't even have time to nod his head, and fled away like flying again.God, please bless all I hear are jokes, jokes...

Li Luoqian looked at the back of the fleeing figure, turned around, and couldn't stop laughing.

"Luoer, are you still not coming in?" What is this little fairy dawdling about, he has been waiting for a long time.

Hearing this, Li Luoqian held back her smile, opened the door and walked in.As soon as he stepped through the threshold, he smelled a thick and strange smell in the air.

"Mo, who's here?" Li Luoqian walked over and sat directly on Lie Mohen's lap.

Lie Mohen hugged his wife's slender waist, stretched out his finger, and pointed to the strange object on the bed that was wrapped in a thin quilt and twisted violently.

"Where is the monster, why don't you go and quickly drop it." Li Luoqian lowered her head and bit Lie Mohen's nose fiercely, waiting until her beautiful crescent-like tooth marks were deeply engraved on the bridge of Lie Mohen's nose When I was on the stage, I looked up and admired my masterpiece carefully, and couldn't help "giggling" and laughed out loud.

Lie Mohen touched the shallow sunken mark on the bridge of his nose helplessly, and said with a low smile: "If I really take action to demote him, I'm afraid I will be the one who should be demoted next."

"That's wrong." Li Luo shook her little head, waggled her fingers, and corrected: "You should wait for the ashes to be wiped out, and you will have no children and grandchildren."

"Hehe, why didn't I know that Luo'er could conceive? Come on, let me hear if I'm already pregnant." Lie Mohen put his head in Li Luo's lower abdomen pretendingly, and looked at Li Luo with concentration Pale cheeks flushed.

I often walk by the river, and there is no one who does not get wet shoes.Li Luoqian made a slip of the tongue, pointing to something still writhing on the bed to change the subject: "How long has he been writhing?"

"It's been screwed on since I walked in the door."

"Hehe, isn't this what Xuan Yi said will not disappoint me?" Li Luoqian muttered softly, jumped off Lie Mohen's lap, walked to the bedside in a few steps, and stretched out her hand to grab the corner of the quilt vigorously. As soon as it was lifted, the unknown objects in the quilt were immediately revealed clearly.

"Tsk tsk, it turned out to be a snake spirit in disguise!" Li Luoqian stared at the naked white body on the bed, and began to appreciate it carefully.

"Luo'er." Lie Mohen walked to the bed in displeasure, grabbed Li Luoqian with his big hand, and pulled Li Luoqian back into his arms.He complained dissatisfiedly: "Am I not as good-looking as him?" As he spoke, he waved his hand, and the quilt was put back on the writhing person on the bed.

"You are too careless, I have to change my taste occasionally, and appreciate the small and exquisite ones."

"Wouldn't it be better for Luo Er to feel sorry for herself in the mirror?"

"This young master is called lean, lean." Li Luoqian twisted the back of Lie Mohen's hand, staring angrily at a pair of phoenix eyes.

"Yes, I was wrong."

"Hmph." Li Luoqian let go and turned her head away. "Tell me, how much medicine has been given to this person. You really can't bear to let such a white and tender little beauty not enjoy it with your hands. Do you really think of yourself as a holy master abbot?"

"That's right, I am the master abbot. So only Luoer, my Purdue, is needed."

"Hey, let me see if this little mouth has been covered with honey." Li Luoqian pinched Li Mohen's cheek, and directly tore the little mouth he was talking about into a bloody mouth.

Lie Mohen rubbed his face in pain, and said softly: "Luoer, how should we deal with this person?"

Li Luoqian tilted her head and thought for a while, then said with a smile, "My son guessed that Xuan Yi's original plan was to let me come to the bed to catch you, and then I was disappointed in you. But he didn't expect that my son would have been in bed for a long time. I just put a curse on you, if you, a bastard, dare to eat inside and outside, you will be inhumane for life. So, his play still disappointed me."

This little fairy has a really poisonous mouth!

"Why don't you send him back?" Lie Mohen squinted his eyes and asked treacherously.

Li Luoqian looked at Lie Mohen with disgust and said, "Why does this young master fall in love with such a vicious bastard like you? Forget it, this young master has already tolerated so many of your shortcomings, and there is no need to be so short." It's two o'clock."

Lie Mohen couldn't laugh or cry. "Then Luoer, tell me how to do it."

Li Luo raised her eyebrows lightly, and smiled very charmingly. "Just send it back as you said, but it's not sent to the room, but someone hangs him at the door of Xuan Yi's room in the middle of the night. I don't believe that the spider spirit twisting out of thin air can't scare him to death." .”

"Luoer really has a kind heart." Lie Mohen praised in a deep voice with duplicity.

"From now on, don't say such obvious nonsense in front of me."

That night, Xuanjiabao suddenly let out a terrified cry for help, and everyone rushed out after hearing the news.

When Li Luoqian and the others rushed to the place where the crowd gathered, they saw bright red torches lit all over the courtyard.And the owner of Qingzhuang, Wu Yao, and the former white-haired old man were frowning, standing among the crowd with serious expressions.And there seemed to be a little maid sitting paralyzed on the ground.The little maid seemed to be still in shock, trembling, her complexion was very pale.

"Hey, what happened?" Xian Du's face was heavy, but his tone was very excited. With just one glance, one could tell that this person must be here to join in the fun.

"Young Master Li, Master Lie, you are here." Xuan Yi frowned and asked softly, and continued: "The disciples of Master Wu and Master Bai have suddenly gone mad and want to insult the people in my Xuan family castle. The maid is locked in the room at the moment."

"Master Xuanbao, it must have been done by the demons from the Soul Shadow Building. I said how could they let the junior brother be so kind and easy, they must have used some kind of sorcery." It was the senior brother of the burly man who spoke. .

"Young Master Li, does this matter really have anything to do with you?" After all, it happened in his own place, so Xuan Yi had to explain everything he said.

Li Luoqian shrugged her shoulders indifferently, and said in a low voice: "Then the old man made an agreement with this young master earlier. This young master promised to give him a chance to spare his apprentice. This young master keeps his word, but it's just for people It’s just a little punishment.”

"Young master, can you tell me what the punishment is?" the white-haired old man asked calmly.

Xian Du covered his lips, and suddenly burst out laughing.Panting heavily, he said, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just small things."

"? Are you fooling us! What's the matter with the stench in that room?"

"Oh, I haven't finished talking yet. If you are so impatient and careful, you will have premature ejaculation." Xian poisonously glanced at the man's lower abdomen, and said with a smile: "This stink, of course, is because they took laxatives The reason. This is an extremely effective unique door that our young master personally thought of."

Everyone heard the words and imagined the scene where the people in the room were doing and pulling, but they felt their stomachs were churning and they wanted to vomit.

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