My friends who complain about the gang are weird

Gojo Satoru found a fun new function, he showed a sly smile, and couldn't wait to open the high school group chat and click on his profile picture.

[[Strongest Teacher] patted his slender thigh. 】

[[The strongest teacher] patted himself and said how could there be such a handsome person as Gojo Satoru. 】

[[The Strongest Teacher] patted his students and said, I really envy you for having such a strongest teacher. 】

【…】

When you clicked on the Gaozhuan group chat, Gojo Satoru had been taking pictures of himself for nearly half an hour, and he was having a great time when no one paid attention to him for half an hour. You don’t know whether to say that he is too idle or too childish.

[Panda Glass:?What is this? ] After finishing his work at home, Ruzi picked up his phone and was speechless.

[Yuzi who is not dull at all: It’s the new pat function of Line, double-clicking the person’s profile picture will show a string of text that can be edited~ For example, Nitzi, pat me to see. ]

[[Panda Glass] patted you on the shoulder and said Wujo Wuzhen is really shameless. 】

[Panda Glass: Got it. ]

[[Panda Glass] patted his white fur and flew away with a sound of "pia". 】

[Wujo Satoru:?Pat me again if you have the ability! ]

[You took a picture of [The Strongest Teacher] and found that you couldn’t take it~~]

[Gojo Satoru: (Maomao Pride.jpg) There is no lower limit, I have opened no lower limit~]

[Yuzu who is not slow at all: ...]

[Panda Glass: ...]

When Xia Youjie finished his task and turned on his vibrating mobile phone to watch, a war had already started in the high-level professional group. He was a little puzzled by all kinds of pats and shots.

[Labor Jie: What are you doing? ]

[The strongest teacher: Jie, double-click my avatar to see! ]

Xia Youjie clicked on Wujou's head with some hesitation and confusion.

[You patted [The Strongest Teacher] and said I've taken care of your mission! 】

[The Strongest Teacher: As expected of my best friend!I took a screenshot and sent it to Noctuid, thank you~ (Smugly.jpg)]

[Labor Jie: ... Get lost. ]

While complaining about "those guys in the high school are so childish, and other friends are very calm", you clicked on the group chat of the "stable" Teiguang First Army Basketball Club.

[Kise Ryota patted his basketball and scored a goal over Xiaoqingfeng! 】

[Loving Xiao Mai patted [Kise Ryota]'s basketball, successfully intercepted and made a three-pointer! 】

[Hei Zizhe also patted the ball and passed it to [Love Xiao Mai], and scored another goal with tacit cooperation. 】

[Midorima Shintaro patted his lucky item and said it was mine. 】

... Guys, this can play basketball.You decide to take back what you just said about their calmness.

[You tap your scoreboard to announce that it's 10:11. ]

You successfully finished an exciting basketball game in the group chat, even though the two sides refused to give in to each other in the end, neither wanted to lose, and frantically changed the suffix of your pat.

[You patted your little friends and told them to stop taking pictures!It's impossible to shoot people like this! 】

Finally, the chaotic basketball game ended hastily.

Suzuki Sonoko saw you frantically pressing your phone after class and smiling from time to time, pulling Mao Lilan and gossiping, saying, "Yuzu, I see you've been typing and laughing non-stop. Confess quickly, is there something wrong?" !"

You took the time to raise your head from the Pai Yi Pai battle and explained with a smile: "No, today the line has a new Pai Yi Pai function, which is super interesting!"

Suzuki Sonoko immediately came over to take a look, and you clicked on the chat box with her to show her.

Suzuki Sonoko's eyes lit up after watching it and said, "I'm going to try it too!"

Soon she finished changing her suffix and asked you to pat her expectantly, and you patted her profile picture very curiously.

【You patted five handsome boyfriends of [Miss Suzuki]. 】

"...As expected of you, Sonoko." You gave her a thumbs up in admiration, and Suzuki Sonoko took a screenshot of the picture with a happy face.

Mao Lilan, who was still watching, was also pulled into the team by her. Suzuki Sonoko touched his chin and smiled maliciously and said, "Xiaolan, let me change a very interesting suffix for you!"

Mao Lilan handed over the mobile phone, Suzuki Sonoko whispered to you, and then you both showed troublesome smiles.

When Mao Lilan took the phone and patted herself, she showed a burst of helplessness: "Yuanzi, Yuzi, is this really good?"

"What's wrong!" You two said, looking at each other.

Mao Lilan thought for a while, um... A small suffix should not be a big deal.

It turns out that a small suffix is ​​a big problem.

After discussing for a long time, the students of Mr. Wutiao decided to complain about the function of taking pictures together, because a certain white-haired teacher was too much.

When they didn't know this function, they didn't have any precautions to ask them to take a picture of his head, and the innocent students took it without hesitation.

Immediately afterwards, I saw a few more lines of prompts on the screen:

[You patted [The Strongest Teacher] on the chest and said that you will buy edamame whipped cream for Mr. Wujo today, Kikufu. 】

[Nanako patted [The Strongest Teacher] and promised to praise Mr. Wutiao with [-] words. 】

[Mimiko patted [The Strongest Teacher] and promised that she would write the five-job teacher's review. 】

[The strongest teacher: The teacher is so touched! (screenshot)]

[......]

Fu Heihui, who was called many times to buy Xi Jiufu, couldn't help but came to ask you: [Is the dark shark magician illegal? ]

You were startled, thinking that something happened, and immediately replied to him: [Of course it is against the law!Huihui, what's wrong with you, don't be impulsive, you're still a minor, you still have a long way to go, what can you tell me, I'm a psychiatrist, you can't be a curse master... Who is the dark shark? ]

[Mr. Wujo. ]

[Oh, it's not illegal, do you need help? ] You are immediately relieved to see his reply.

[never mind. ] When Fu Heihui saw your sudden change of mind, he suddenly reconciled with Teacher Wutiao.

You scratched your head, and said to Jiaxin Nitzi: [Grade Nitrate, look at what Wu has forced the child into! ]

Seeing the chat history between you and Fu Heihui, Jiarui Zizi replies: [If you do something, add me. ]

Just now, her precious wine was taken away by Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru, who was missed, was currently eating the Kikufu bought by his students, happily pulling Xia Youjie to play games in the room, and took a sip of home-made wine when he was thirsty.

"Jie, this is the happy life of a conjurer!" He sighed while lying on the tatami.

"Your so-called peaceful years are just someone carrying the burden for you." Xia Youjie uttered his life philosophy while lying down.

Fu Heihui, who was carrying a heavy burden, had just dealt with a low-level curse spirit.

Originally, you were still taking hot pictures with people with your mobile phone, but when you looked up, you saw Fu Heihui who came to ask you about the illegality of Ansha Wutiaowu more than ten minutes ago.

"Hui Hui!" You turned off your phone and walked towards him.

Seeing the blood on his clothes, you were taken aback for a moment, then stopped in your tracks: "You don't really want to go to Ansha to realize that guy, do you?"

Fu Heihui shook his head and looked very calm: "Not yet, I'm on a mission."

"Hey, can you go on a mission?" Fu Heihui wasn't very good at controlling spell power before, so he never came out to exorcise the spell.

Fu Heihui nodded and said, "I'm a third-level conjurer now."

Hearing him say that this is the first time he was released by the school to go on a mission, you follow him with uneasiness: "Wu, that guy is really relieved to let you go on missions alone."

Fu Heihui explained that the curse spirit expelled this time was only a fourth-level curse spirit, and Wujo Wu said that it was because he blinked.

"You were deceived by him! He is wearing a blindfold! Even if he keeps blinking, you can't see it!" You analyze with him seriously.

Fu Heihui was silent for a moment and then said: "I think he wants to express that the curse spirit is very weak."

Although I heard that you are weak, you still moved to the mission site with Fu Heihui, and walked in front of him with a very adult appearance, patted your chest and said confidently: "Don't worry, Huihui, I will protect you! "

Before Fu Heihui could speak, the swearing girl in front of her saw the ugly curse spirit and immediately shrank behind him, realizing that she seemed a little timid, and explained: "I will protect you from behind!"

Fu Heihui smiled slightly, and quickly dealt with the curse spirit. You clapped your hands, feeling a sense of pride that your son had finally come out on top.

The mission location happens to be at the zoo. After completing the mission, you take Fu Heihui to stroll around the zoo.

"Anyway, I have to fight wits and courage with Wu when I go back, let's have fun today!" Hearing what you said, he nodded.

Speaking of which, he hasn't been to the zoo yet.

But the girl in front of her pointed at the peacock that kept spreading its tail in front of her companions and exclaimed: "Wow, this is simply Wutiao Wufenwu—five sparrows!"

"That! The one who can't open his eyes! It's exactly the same as Jie!" The people in front of him kept picking up their cameras to take pictures.

So he has been living in the zoo.

"It's a panda—I haven't seen a panda for a long time! There are pandas in Japan!" Fu Heihui heard the other party's surprised tone and couldn't help asking: "Sister Yuzu, do you like pandas very much?"

You nodded solemnly and said, "I like pandas very much! Let me tell you, pandas are our country's national treasure! They are super cute, and their chubby fur is easy to touch!"

Fu Heihui was thoughtful, and the girl next to him was still introducing the panda endlessly, obviously feeling the love of the other party.

"It's a pity that I can't touch the panda." While talking, the other party suddenly felt a little regretful, "Hui Hui, do you think Jie has a panda-like curse spirit?"

Fu Heihui comforted the other party and said: "There will be a chance."

You nodded without hope. After all, pandas are too rare to see them.

It was already evening after visiting the zoo with Fu Heihui, and he rushed back to the high school after receiving a call from the principal Noctua.

Everyone in the Diguang Basketball Club is taking pictures when you turn off your phone, and you are still taking pictures of each other when you turn on the phone. When you click on the group chat again, they are in it. Basketball 1v1, but from the beginning to the end you are I didn't see Akashi Seijuro, so I couldn't help poking him:

[You pat [Xue Wan] and ask the horse what your master is doing? 】

Akashi Seijuro finally finished his work during this period, raised his head from the file, picked up his phone and looked at it.

Seeing the message from the familiar nickname, I couldn't help but relax, and replied with a smile in my eyes.

[Yukimaru: Sorry Yuzu, I was just busy. ]

[You patted [Xue Wan] and said you worked hard! 】

[Yuki Maru: What is this? ]

You immediately explained the function of Pai Yi Pai to him, and the other party said that he was very interesting and tried to change the suffix.

When you were still wondering what suffix Akashi Seijuro would change, the other party patted himself, and a prompt popped up:

[[Yuki Maru] patted your head and asked, can I invite you to the amusement park tomorrow? 】

The corners of your mouth curled up involuntarily.