My friends who complain about the gang are weird

When you wake up and see a strange ceiling and a huge bed, you are startled.

Wrapped in a quilt, you stick your head out and look around. The whole room is very tidy. The decoration of the room looks low-key and luxurious. He moved his gaze to the bookshelf behind, trying to judge the style of the owner of the room from the books on the shelf.

I couldn't tell, because the bookshelves are full of original English books.

If you don't understand, you can only guess that the owner of the book is good at English.

Pick up the fallen chess piece, go to it and ask: "Hello, where is this place?"

Chessman was shocked and replied: [Are you asking me? !This is the study. ]

"..." Of course you know that this is the study room, but the Chess Master found out that he could communicate with you and began to analyze the unfinished chess game with you.

You, who are not yet fully awake, feel a sudden pain in your head after hearing the other party's long speech, and after a while, you plan to go outside to have a look.

As soon as he opened the door, he bumped into someone, and stars began to appear in front of his eyes, and he almost fell down, but he barely stood still when he was held down by a pair of hands.

Looking up straight into the rose-colored eyes, a trace of astonishment flashed across your face, you opened your mouth slightly and asked, "Ah Zheng? Why are you here?"

Hearing your surprised voice, Akashi Seijuro said in a deep voice, "This is my home."

"Hey——" You just took a serious look at the layout outside the room, and found that it was really Akashi's house that had been there before, "But I remember that I was playing with handsome guys and hanging out with beautiful women... Could this be all a dream? ?!"

Akashi Seijuro raised his eyelids, looked at you leisurely, and showed a rare polite smile: "Do you think it's a dream?"

The aftereffects of alcohol in your brain clearly show that this is definitely not a dream, you look at his expression and ask tentatively: "Ah Zheng, why am I at your house?"

Akashi Seijuro didn't open his mouth to explain, he thought of something and handed you the mobile phone in his hand, you took it and checked it immediately.

...the news is about to explode.After you wake up, you go back and look at the remarks you made under the influence of alcohol, one head and two big, and silently turn off the phone.

However, I still heard my mobile phone explaining the ins and outs. For a while, you don't know whether you should thank Fu Heisher or not.

Because the current atmosphere is very wrong.

The red-haired boy passed you the hangover soup and walked straight into the study, and you walked in after drinking it.

Akashi Seijuro sat next to the rearranged shogi, the sun fell on his delicate and handsome face, he took a sip of tea and glanced at you who stayed not far away.

You move to the seat across from him perceptively.

"What do you want to say?" The other party's clear and juvenile voice broke the silence first, no smile could be seen in the eyes, and asked coldly, obsessed with the chess pieces.

Sure enough, he was angry.

After watching for a long time and making a judgment, you frantically recalled your drunken behavior, and said cautiously: "Shouldn't I suspect that you are also coming to be a cowboy?"

Observing the other party's expression calmly, the other party didn't show it, but frowned slightly, it seemed that this answer was wrong.

You looked away guiltily, and looked at the faint voice from the chessboard: "Is there anything else I need to say...do you want to give me a hint?"

Akashi Seijuro was noncommittal, and tapped the shogi board that had been rearranged in front of him with his slender hands.

You all suddenly start a tense game of shogi.

Oh, tension and excitement are all your unilateral personal experience, at least you didn't see any ups and downs on the face of the red-haired boy opposite.

"Going to the Cowherd's shop at night?" His pawns ate your pawns, and asked without a trace of wavering.

You struggled for a long time before taking the next step, and explained seriously: "I'm an adult now!"

It shouldn't be a problem for adults to go to the Cowherd's shop, so you quietly look up at him.

He gave a chuckle of unknown meaning, took another bite of you, and asked, "Drink?"

You reflected on drinking for a while, and you really shouldn't drink without supervision, so you lowered your head obediently: "I'm sorry, I overestimated my drinking capacity."

Akashi Seijuro's car approached the general, and he took a sip of tea slowly when he heard this, and said calmly as if he was really chatting at home: "Well, and, who is that man on the phone?"

"A friend of mine." You breathed a sigh of relief, analyzed the current chess game, and abandoned the car to save the handsome.

However, Akashi Seijuro, who did not release the sea, is moving towards your handsome step by step. His chess moves are just right and elegant, and his crimson eyes have a sharp edge that cannot be ignored: "Friends who have a good relationship ?”

You nodded, and the other party continued to approach: "I am very similar to that Qi Mu-jun?"

Speaking of Saiki-kun, when you think back to the scene where Akashi Seijuro called Kusuo Amen, you were taken aback for a moment, and then began to make amends: "How could it be! Although your looks and voices are very similar, your personalities and interests are completely different! It must be because I drank too much and lost my mind that I misunderstood you!"

He looked over with serious eyes, knocked on the table rhythmically, tried hard to analyze, he didn't know whether he was analyzing the current chess game or your words, after the analysis, he murmured: "Go to the Cowherd's shop, are you having fun? "

His tone sounded sour.

"Go...ah no, it's no fun! Those boys are not as handsome and elegant as you! It's still very hard to do homework, um... I definitely didn't mean to say that you are suitable for being a cowherd!" Originally, I wanted to say happy, there is a handsome How can you be unhappy doing homework and posting beautiful women, but before you can say it, you find the person opposite is looking at you deeply, feeling bad and hastily changed your words.

But it is true that Cowherd is not as handsome as him.

"In this case, don't you think about me?" He seemed to say the words casually, but he looked at you directly and sharply. You can be sure that the other party is not joking.

General.

You didn't have time to take care of your disastrously defeated pawn, looked at him with a complicated expression, looked at the layout of the room and said hesitantly: "With the financial resources of the Akashi family, you don't need to go to sea, right...?"

Akashi Seijuro seemed to have won, but he felt that he had lost, and after sighing lightly, he remembered what Reo Minbuchi said.

"Xiao Zheng, girls who like Ultraman are hard to chase!"

"Huh? What do you suggest?"

"If you want me to say, you still have to hit the ball straight, hit it with one hit, and don't give the opponent any chance to react."

Now that I think about it, he had a point.

I don't know why you seem to feel a bit difficult about Akashi Seijuro.

Seeing that the other person's expression softened, he earnestly told you not to run around and drink alone next time. You nodded your head, indicating that you must not drink alone when you are out of the house. Drinking is too much trouble.

For example, right now, your phone is still vibrating.

Gojo Satoru quickly responded to your drunken question "Who will he save when you drink Xia Youjie and fall into the water at the same time".

[It’s still a matter of choice, of course I’ll save you first, Jie will come up by himself. ]

There was nothing wrong with coming here, but he caught you off guard with a direct question: [Jie and I fell into the water, who do you save? ]

In order not to destroy everyone's sincere friendship, you answer him after much deliberation: [This question is not valid, you and Jie can only fall into the water because of you! ]

Gojo Satoru: [? ]

After fooling Gojo Satoru, you went to explain to Yarui Satoru that Gojo Satoru didn't steal Principal Noctua Moth's skirt.

[No, Gojo Satoru wore it secretly, but the skirt didn't belong to Principal Night Moth...it's still wrong, this is what I said nonsense. ]

But there seems to be something wrong, you gave up before turning your mind back, and fell into autism after watching the science popularization about cuckolds on the chat interface with Shuichi Akai.

Damn, it can't be withdrawn.

Although the other side only sent a "...", you can feel his speechlessness from these six points, and he replied silently: [Don't worry, as far as I know, only you know this in Japan now. I mean, I won't tell anyone else! ]

He sent a few more dots.

The remaining few people are still easy to deal with, except Mao Lilan.

[Lan, there is a sentence that I don’t know if I should say it or not, that guy Kudo is always by your side~] It’s hard not to let Mao Liran pay attention to such a sentence.

She persisted in asking.

You originally wanted to explain that your words were just made up by the reason of being drunk, but once Kudo Shinichi was involved, Mao Lilan, who had a very quick mind, immediately replied to you: [But the truth is the truth when you vomit after drinking. ]

You have to try your best to fulfill your own words: [I mean his spirit is always by your side! ]

Even after saying this, the other party was still dubious, and began to doubt the people around her. The first person she targeted was Edogawa Conan, who looked very similar to Kudo Shinichi, and Mao Lilan started her investigation journey .

You had no choice but to click on Kudo Shinichi's message bar, post a "I'm sorry" emoji, and then quickly disappear, it's okay, you think about it and say it in your heart.

After all, Kudo-kun looks like a child.

Everyone in the high school read your big bull-headed and horse-mouthed remarks. I don’t know where to find out the news that you got drunk in the cowherd, and they all started to crusade against you.

Gojo Satoru jumped out first: [With such a handsome friend as us, you actually want to find Niu Lang? ! ]

[Yu, don't waste your money in this kind of place, and you don't drink well when you go out alone. ] Xia Youjie is in a rare united front with Gojo Wu.

[I drank too much because I chatted with Shi Er after a few words without paying attention. I will definitely not drink lightly next time. Besides, I will forget that you have a deceitful face if you don’t tell me! ]

Because of Gojo Satoru's naive operation and behavior, you will always forget that there is a very seductive face under his sunglasses, um...if that face doesn't make an expression that deserves to be beaten.

[What, Yuyou, answer seriously, is Cowherd as good-looking as me?Can the Cowherd have me? ] Gojo Satoru continued to question.

You answer him: [Neither, but Cowherd can do homework. ]

After you said that, there was a moment of silence in the high school group, and the family broke the silence: [So Xiaoyou, you go to the Cowherd's shop to ask them to do homework? ]

[Yeah, I originally wanted to order six of them to write one subject each!Unfortunately, it was rejected. ]

Jia Ruozi sighed that although you are an adult in terms of age, your thinking is still a minor like Gojo Satoru.

So the topic changed from Cowherd to drinking capacity. Seeing you say that Fu Heisher can drink very well, Wujo Wusheng, who is going to be strong in his life, became upset: [I can also drink very well! ]

Hui Yuanxiong came out to refute him: [A few times before Gojo-senpai was drunk, it was Nanami who cleaned up. ]

[Who drank a glass of fruit wine last time, anyone with an alcohol content of less than 5% was drunk? ] You also have reason to refute him.

Then Gojo Satoru didn’t reply, Jiarui Nitzi told you that Gojo Satoru wanted to prove that he could hold a good amount of alcohol, so he came to ask her for a bottle of alcohol with a high alcohol content, and after that——

Then you received a video of Wujo Wu dancing in a short skirt from Jiajin Glass. In the video, you can only see Wujo Wu dancing and Xia Youjie shouting with some injuries on his face:

"Stop it for me, Wu!"

You decide that you will never touch alcohol lightly in the future.