My friends who complain about the gang are weird

The waiter in the dessert shop frequently looked at the table by the window. There were a lot of coffee jelly on the table. A boy with pink hair kept his expression on and began to taste the coffee jelly in front of him. The black-haired girl opposite him was talking to himself. .

"That little brother has looked at you for the fifth time, Qi Mu-kun." You also tasted the coffee jelly in front of you, it was tender and soft, very delicious, but——

Is it really enough to eat so much? !

[I can finish eating. 】Coffee Jelly Terminator Saiki Kusuo answered you affirmatively, 【Ah, you won't go back on your word, will you? 】

"How is it possible, I will never go back on my promise to treat you to eat!" You assured him.

Half an hour ago, when you came to this famous dessert shop to check in, you met a superpower who was thinking over and over again at the door. The other party seemed to be hesitating while looking at the menu.

[Kusuo's pocket money is only enough for him to eat a coffee jelly. ] His antenna spoke the reason for his hesitation.

"Qi Mu-jun," you called him immediately after hearing it, and said to him generously, "I'll treat you to coffee jelly!"

The person with super powers is calm but you can still feel his slightly fluctuating emotions, and he continued to add: "It doesn't matter how much you eat!"

Saiki Kusuo, who was still a little shaken, stepped into the dessert shop.

So your table is covered with coffee jelly.

[So,] Qi Munan ate his coffee jelly contentedly, and asked directly, [What do you want me to do for you? 】

"Nope," you grinned, "I just want to buy people with superpowers."

Saiki Kusuo is an omnipotent superpower, how can he not hug the thigh of a superpower? !And I really want to see those strange super powers... You think about it, and look longingly at the super power user who pretends not to hear your voice.

[…… What is the strange superpower? 】He looked at the coffee jelly in front of him, and he thought it would be better to satisfy the curiosity of the other party with his short mouth.

"That!" You looked at him eagerly, "Is there a superpower that can destroy half of the universe with a snap of your fingers?"

Saiki Kusuo, who was biting his fork, looked at you expressionlessly.

"...Then," you saw the speechless look in the other person's eyes, and immediately changed to another one with interest, "Then can you stretch or rebound the parts of your body?"

【I should not have this ability,】 he said uncertainly, you sighed a little regretfully, and then heard him say again: 【But I can find rubber fruit. 】

"! So does such a thing exist?" You marvel at how relaxed he sounds.

【Ah, just travel through the past. ] His tone was casual, as if he was talking about a very common thing.

... Can this world really be traversed?

Saiki Kusuo said it was no big deal, there was nothing he couldn't do.

A little admiration rose in your heart, and you slowly said: "Eat slowly, if you don't have enough, add more."

Saiki Kusuo ate very happily, if he hadn't met his classmates.

This dessert shop with exquisite and lovely decoration and various cute desserts as its signature is naturally very popular with middle and high school girls, so there are many young people sitting in the dessert shop and having tea parties for girls high school students.

The wind chimes hanging on the door made a crisp and pleasant sound, and the door of the dessert shop was pushed open again. A very beautiful girl came in, but beauty is not the point.

The point is that she shines.

You haven't seen anyone who can shine except Altman, so you stare dumbfounded at her walking straight past your table.

You covered your eyes and said to Saiki Kusuo in shock: "Saiki-kun! Did you see it?!"

【……Um. 】Saiki Kusuo looks calm, as if people who can shine are nothing special in his eyes.

"No, does it make sense?" You rubbed your eyes trying to face the light, but you were almost caught by the flash.

The girl exuding holy light seemed to have seen something, and after sorting out her expression, she came towards you.

"Saiki-kun, what a coincidence." She showed a perfect smile and said to Saiki Kusuo.

You looked curiously at the psychic who had no fluctuations and greeted plainly, and the girl who was a little discouraged after finding out that the psychic had no fluctuations.

Hey, how do you feel like they are playing a game?You ask the superpower user loudly in your heart: [What is your relationship? 】

【classmate. 】The superpower will reply you immediately.

The girl behind Shengguang discovered your existence, and looked at you with half surprise and half doubt: "Are you Qi Mu-kun's friend? Hello, I'm Teruhashi Shinmi, Qi Mu-kun's classmate."

"Yes, hello, I'm Chiyou." You also greeted her, but after you finished speaking, you heard Saiki Kusuo's late suggestion: [It's best to say hello. 】

?You didn't understand what the onomatopoeic words in his mouth meant.

But the other party has been waiting for something, looking at you intently.

"...Oh, oh?" For some reason, a woman's sixth sense tells you that you must have listened to Saiki Kusuo, and you hesitated to utter the onomatopoeia of the exclamation, and sure enough, when you heard your "oh Huh', Zhaoqiao Xinmei was relieved.

What a strange ceremony.

Before Shinmi Teruhashi left, she handed one of the small heart-shaped cakes in her hand to Kusuo Saiki, and left before he refused. You could feel the eyes of the boys in the shop following her constantly.

"Qi Mu-jun, I don't want to gossip, but I just want to ask you if she is interested in you?" Your gossip heart is beating again.

[She's just interested in my 'oh hoo'. 】Saiki Kusuo finally showed a slight headache expression, and he briefly explained in your curiosity of "explaining".

"Then why don't you go 'oh hoo' when you see her?" You suggested to get rid of this girl who is favored by God.

[This is the dignity of a superpower. 】He calmly said a lot of words.

Saiki Kusuo seems to regard not shouting "Ohoo" as his uncompromising bottom line, you said casually: "Then you can make other people not be able to say "Ohoo", that's fine, she will change her target. "

"You must be able to do it."

Hearing your idea, Saiki Kusuo seriously considered the feasibility, and then his eyes lit up, and he began to look for victims in his mind.

While you and Saiki Kusuo were still chatting about your troubles about superpowers, someone popped out of the window.

The childish Gojo Satoru showed you a big heart, and drew a little figure of him on the window with a sigh of relief.

You turned your head and pretended nothing happened, but Gojo Satoru was too ostentatious, causing everyone in the shop to look at you, so you had to write on the window to come in soon.

When you introduced Saiki Kusuo to him, he didn't react at all, but when he heard that you invited Saiki Kusuo to eat coffee jelly, he got a little furious, took off his sunglasses, and carefully narrowed his eyes to look at him carefully.

"He's an ordinary person..." He put on his sunglasses again and looked at you, shouting loudly: "You, you have never treated me to so many Xijiufu before!"

You were still surprised that Gojo Satoru's six eyes couldn't see the specialness of Saiki Kusuo, and you heard the other party accuse you angrily.

"? It's not like you can't afford it." You looked at him speechlessly pointing at you unreasonably.

Gojo Satoru immediately put on a sad expression: "I spent a lot of money for Xiaohui."

So many Kikufuku were placed on your table again, and Gojo Gojo looked at Saiki Kusuo triumphantly, not knowing what he was showing off.

【Sai Mu-kun,】You secretly ask Sai Mu Kusuo, 【Who will win in a fight between you and the childish guy next to me? 】

【I. ] Saiki Kusuo answered you without thinking at all, 【The ability of conjurers is still limited. 】

You nodded, thinking that what Saiki Kusuo said made sense, and the superpower ranked first in the combat power ranking in your heart.

"Yuyou, you'd be bored a lot if you weren't in the teacher's class!" Gojo Satoru said to you while eating Kikufu, "No one has discussed it with me anymore."

You propped your head up to expose him: "Are you still bored? You can talk for an hour in class to entertain yourself."

Gojo Satoru ignored your words, and instead looked at Saiki Kusuo who was eating coffee jelly without saying a word.

"What's delicious about coffee jelly, Xijiufu is the best!" Gojo Satoru, as a sweet tooth lover, very much rejects sweets with coffee.

"Things with coffee are not pure sweets!" He expressed his opinion firmly.

You just wanted to say that it’s normal to have different favorite foods, but Saiki Kusuo retorted firmly: [Coffee jelly is the number one in the world. 】

"..." You looked at the sparks in the eyes of the two, and silently leaned back.

The war between coffee jelly and Xijiufu began.

It’s okay for the childish Gojo Satoru to be persistent in this kind of thing, but when you look at Saiki Kusuo who doesn’t back down at all, why does a seemingly calm and reliable superpower care about such trivial things? ! !

The two have already begun to describe the texture and taste of coffee jelly and Xijiufu, and they firmly say "this is the best dessert in the world". Although you don't understand it, you still watch the show.

When you have nothing to do, you still take out your mobile phone and ask Xia Youjie: [Jie, do you like coffee jelly or Xijiufu? ]

Xia Youjie, who doesn't like sweets very much, returns a coffee jelly, and you continue to share with him: [Wu, he is arguing with others about which is the best dessert, coffee jelly or Xijiufu. ]

Xia Youjie sent a few ellipses and asked you: [Do you need me to take him back? ]

[It's okay, it's not like the first day. ] You, who have long been used to Gojo Satoru's behavior, said that it is not a big problem.

But the two of them didn't argue, Gojo Satoru suddenly turned his head and asked you, "Yuyou, what do you think?"

Saiki Kusuo followed him and looked over, his eyes were also asking you.

"..." You looked at the two pairs of eyes looking at you expectantly, and didn't dare to answer for a moment, Duan Shui said: "I think it's quite delicious."

The two said at the same time: "You must choose one."

"Hmm..." you whispered under the watchful eyes of the two, "Actually, I think cheesecake is number one."

You also love coffee jelly and Kikufu, but you always love cheesecake.

Two people deny your opinion as if they were betrayed, and then start arguing again.

You think they could all start a coffee jelly and Kikufu debate.

There is no way to fight like this. You looked at Saiki Kusuo—the omnipotent superpower; then at Wujo Satoru—the strongest magician in the magic world; rubbing your hands excitedly suggested: "No Noisy!"

Both of them turned to look at you at the same time.

"Let's fight!"

I saw you looking forward to it with excitement.