My friends who complain about the gang are weird

After saying goodbye to Akashi Seijuro and returning to the high school, you heard a kind voice from the door before you stepped in: [Xiao Chi, you are back, everyone is waiting for you to chat! ]

What everyone is referring to is not the little friends of Gaozhuan, but the [Gaozhuan Intelligence Organization] that you developed inexplicably.

This intelligence organization has a large number of members, a wide range of news channels, and 100% true intelligence. You can't find any other shortcomings except that the members of the organization cannot get together.

Among them, the leader of the organization is Gojo Satoru's small round sunglasses.

Since one day you picked it up in the corridor and asked where its owner went, the small disc sunglasses found that you could communicate with it, and began to share the information it heard with you every day.

For example [My master admired his face in front of the mirror for half an hour today. ]

[My master was almost mad at the rotten oranges a few days ago! ]

[Master and that weird Liu Hai went to the bathroom together today and forgot me at the sink. ]

Wait, this kind of thing can be skipped.

The small round sunglasses inherited his master's strong self-confidence and ability, and brought the entire high school's items into your intelligence network by himself, and spontaneously established an intelligence organization.

You didn't know it before, but when you are walking on the road, the pillars next to you will discuss loudly: [That girl can hear us! ]

[Really!Then can I ask her not to let someone from the high school accidentally injure me in a fight? ] said the window near it pitifully.

"..." You walked over quickly, but you mentioned a few words during their actual combat class so as not to get in the window.

Then you were forced to receive a lot of gossip: [Daddy Night Moth hugged me to sleep today, are you envious? ! ] A panda puppet of Noctuma Zhengdao brags to the surrounding puppet.

[Hmph, you will be replaced soon! ] They quarreled like this.

So on the surface, Principal Noctua Moth, who is serious on the surface, is actually a strange uncle who can't fall asleep without holding a doll?

You quietly record the collected information in your human observation diary.

About your ability to talk to them was passed around, and finally Xia Youjie's hair circle saw you and made a surprised voice: [Are you the one who can make people lose their hair? ]

"?" You looked blank.

Because everyone can't act, they can only spread word of mouth when something happens, so you have heard someone first say: [Gojo Satoru secretly wore a skirt! ]

[!Pass down, five teachers steal skirts. ]

[! !Did you know that the strongest man stole Teacher Ye Moth's skirt! ]

[What? !Let me tell you, you can become stronger by stealing Principal Noctua Moth's skirt. ]

[Really?Principal Night Moth became the strongest after wearing a skirt? ]

"..." Listening to the whole process, you almost couldn't help laughing out loud, and Wujo Satoru and Principal Ye Moth's comments were inexplicably victimized.

Therefore, you quickly got involved with all kinds of items in the high school without anyone noticing, and everyone will come to tell you any new gossip and anecdotes, such as now:

[Xia Youjie is chatting with a beautiful woman outside! ]

When you hear big beauties, you immediately become interested and approach them. Before you get close, you hear a female voice asking: "What type of woman do you like?"

Um?Is it that straightforward to come up?You stopped in your tracks to hear Xia Youjie's answer.

But Xia Youjie didn't answer her, you walked up to him: "Jie!"

Xia Youjie and that beauty turned their heads to look at you, "Youyou? Didn't you go out with Wu?"

"The morning divination says that you should stay away from Sagittarius today, and that white things will bring misfortune. I think it's better not to go out with him today," you explained to him, then looked at the beautiful woman next to Xia Youjie and asked : "Who is this beauty?"

"99 Yuki," the other party greeted you with a chuckle, "What type of woman do you like?"

"Eh?" You rested your chin in thought, "In my case, I like Sister Yan very much, um...but I can't refuse gentle beauties, and I can also be sexy big sisters, it's so hard to choose, hiss... "

Xia Youjie pulls back your thoughts: "Don't think so hard about this kind of question, okay, and shouldn't you ask men?"

"It's appreciation! Appreciation!" You explained to him, "But if you have to say it, it's hard to describe a woman with one type, right? So I'm a feeling type!"

99 Youji was thoughtful, you looked at them and asked, "What are you talking about?"

"I'm thinking how can we create a world that doesn't produce curse spirits?" 99 Youji asked you with his head on his head, "As long as human beings exist, curse spirits will always exist. Get rid of the curse spirit."

"If human beings don't have a little magic power, there will be no magic spirits, but this is impossible, or human beings can control the magic power, but how can this be achieved?" 99 Yuki seems to have thought about it seriously the problem.

Xia Youjie pondered, "Unless there are only magicians left in this world, it won't be possible."

You nodded at the side: "It means that if ordinary people are wiped out, there will be no magic spirits in the world where there are only magicians."

"The idea is very good, don't think about it next time," you decided to give 99 Youji a direction, "In fact, it is very simple to want to have no magic spirit. Come to my big China. We firmly believe in prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, patriotism, dedication, integrity and friendliness, so everyone There are no spells."

Even if there is a curse spirit, I believe its fate will become a special delicacy.

"And according to the law of conservation of matter in the magic world, without ordinary people, maybe magicians will become ordinary people!" You boldly analyzed.

99 Youji raised his eyebrows and didn't continue talking.

Xia Youjie nodded in agreement: "I exist to protect the country and the people. If ordinary people are gone, will conjurers still exist?"

You lean on your chair and share your experience with 99 Youji: "Don't think so much, you don't have to be a magician, you have to enjoy it while you're alive!"

99 Yuki left with a smile.

After Gojo Satoru came back from talking about things, he heard his two close friends discussing something seriously, and he was approaching them with cheerful steps.

"So, Jay, what type of woman do you like?".

"Me? Hmm... a cute and optimistic person."

"What are you discussing?" Gojo Satoru suddenly appeared in front of you.

"Wu, what type of woman do you like?" You asked Wujo Wu.

Gojo Satoru had a cheerful smile on his face when he heard your question, and he held his face complacently and said, "Xiaoyou, you are asking this, is it because you are interested in the teacher! Oh, I am so attractive, I really want to know Teacher's answer? If you want to know..."

Gojo Satoru braved Xiaohua to output a lot of content and found that there was nothing in front of him. His two best friends had already turned away side by side. He clearly heard them say as they walked:

"Jie, among the types of men I like, there must be no one like Wu Wu."

"That guy should spend his whole life with Kikufu."

"agree."

"Hey! I haven't answered yet!" Gojo Satoru hurried after him.

Most of the high school's information network is accurate, but there are also times when rumors and rumours make mistakes.

[Everyone, today's news flash report: Wutiao Wu has abducted a child to a high school! ]

[What?Gojo Satoru abducts and sells children? ]

[!Teacher Wutiao bought a child? ]

[ah?Teacher Wutiao has a child? ]

When it reaches your ears, you can't help but dig your ears when you hear [Gojo Satoru has an illegitimate child].

"Again, what does Gojo Satoru have? Who has an illegitimate child?"

[Gojo Satoru!He brought his illegitimate son to the college! ] The house number of the high school promises to tell you, [the lights at the school gate can be seen clearly!You can't go wrong! ]

Although the other party spoke in an undeniable tone, the fact that Gojo Satoru had an illegitimate child had a much greater impact than hearing Gojo Satoru mature.

April Fool's Day is already over.

"Xiao Chi," Jiarui Zizi saw you standing there wondering what to think, and asked you, "What are you thinking about?"

"It's nothing, Nitro, have you seen Wu?" After taking a moment, you decide to go and see if it's true or not.

Jiaruizi heard you ask Gojo Satoru, and remembered to tell you: "I just saw him bring a child in, it should be in his room, and that child looks quite similar to him."

"!" You opened your eyes wide, and muttered to yourself in surprise: "Would he really have an illegitimate child?!"

impossible!Although Gojo Satoru's actual age is over 20, his mental age is not as many as my two fingers, no matter how you add or subtract!Could it be some little-known little secret of the Wujo family?

You are sure of your own thoughts, the Wutiao family is such a big family, and it has feudal traditions, how could Wutiao Satoru have children, it must be the ghost of their family, so you can't control your strong curiosity, pull Xia Youjie, in the Gojo Satoru quietly checked the door of Wujo Satoru's room.

"What are you doing?" Xia Youjie asked while covering his eyes when he saw you put your ear on Wujou's door.

"Shh, I'm watching the legendary son." You listened attentively.

Xia Youjie's eyes, which were originally squinted due to sleepiness, suddenly widened: "? Son?"

Did he hear correctly?Gojo Wu?Is it the Wujo Wu he knew?

You nodded, pointed to the room and said: "I heard that Wu brought a child to the college today. That child looks very similar to him, and it is very likely that he has something to do with him."

Xia Youjie twitched the corner of his mouth tiredly: "No matter how you say it, it can't be Wu's son, right? Is there a mistake?"

"I just knew it was definitely not his son, so I came here to find out out of curiosity!" You still don't believe Gojo Satoru has a son. You can be sure that even if you have a son, he may not be able to have a girlfriend.

So you continue to lie at the door and try to stretch your ears.

Then suddenly the door opens inside, and you fall forward, and you are about to fall straight to the ground.

Gojo Satoru quickly stretched out his hand to support you, and said with a smile, "Oh, I'd be embarrassed to throw myself into my arms suddenly, Teacher."

You ignore his words and glance around the room.

I saw the legendary illegitimate son Fu Heihui.