My friends who complain about the gang are weird

"But," Jia Ruozi, who was passing by, asked when he heard your new name, "Slow enlightenment, doesn't it mean that it takes a long time to achieve enlightenment?"

You wake up when you hear her words.

So this new name only existed for less than a few minutes.

Xia Youjie smiled and comforted you who were lying on the table and said, "Xiaoyou, don't worry, you don't need to become stronger."

You puffed up your mouth: "Of course you would say that because you are already strong, Jie, won't you become unbalanced if Wu becomes stronger?"

After all, they are close friends who fight and upgrade together, and suddenly one of them becomes very powerful, it is inevitable that they will feel left behind, right?

Xia Youjie's eyes lined up with a smile, and he answered you, "At first I had this thought, and I also wanted to become stronger, but this is Wujou—"

"It will be gratifying to see him become stronger."

Is this the emotion between close friends? You probably understand, and then you can relax and tell him: "That's right, after all Wu is a person who wants to become a teacher, and no matter how strong he is, he is still at the bottom of the college food chain!"

Gojo Satoru, who was still performing the task, sneezed: "Someone must be thinking about me!"

"Speaking of which," you glance at the calendar hanging on the wall, "it's April Fool's Day!"

"It's April Fool's Day..." Xia Youjie followed your gaze to see the date on the calendar.

Of course, April Fool's Day cannot be without deception, and it is stipulated that those who are deceived should not be angry. You and Xia Youjie turned their heads and smiled at each other.

Gojo Satoru sneezed again.

After returning to the high school while muttering "strange", he vaguely felt that something was wrong.

First, his two close friends came to him with game consoles and said, "Wu, hurry up and play!"

Gojo Gojo picked up the handle after answering, and thought for a while: "Ah, where is my Kikufuku?"

Then you handed Xi Jiufu to him, so the three of you played games for a while, Xia Youjie suggested some takeaway food, after discussing with you, you happily ordered a bunch of delicious food and a few bottles of wine.

After eating perfect food and drinking, Gojo Satoru felt sleepy, yawned and squinted for a while.

Blinking again, he woke up with two faces staring at him seriously.

Gojo Satoru blinked, and then he heard his close friends holding up the game consoles and inviting him: "Satoru, hurry up and play!"

Gojo Satoru, who always felt that this sentence sounded familiar, didn't think too much about it.

While playing the game, I touched my hand and suddenly remembered: "Ah, where is my Xijiufu?"

The next second I saw you handing it over, and Gojo Satoru, who had just woken up, took Xi Jiufu and remembered: I just had the same dream.

When Xia Youjie proposed to eat takeaway, Gojo Satoru put down the game controller in shock, and announced loudly to the two close friends in front of him: "I just had the exact same dream!"

He was a little bit unbelievable in surprise, and immediately spoke eloquently about his dream.

The two best friends looked at him in surprise and exclaimed, "Wow, really?"

Gojo Wu nodded solemnly and began to analyze seriously: "Is this my newly realized ability?"

"What kind of ability is this?" You asked him pretending to be curious.

Gojo Satoru raised the corner of his mouth, and said with some pride: "That kind of predictive ability! I can predict what is going to happen."

As expected of me being the strongest, Gojo Satoru, who was sure that he had the ability to predict, was smug in his heart.

Then I saw the two close friends in front of me laughing without image.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, Jie, he actually believed it!" You couldn't straighten up laughing, clutching your stomach.

Xia Youjie also couldn't hold back his laughter: "He has the ability to predict, hahahahahaha."

Frozen in place, surrounded by laughter, Gojo Satoru reacted after hearing the two of you say "Happy April Fool's Day" loudly.

"Damn it! You guys lied to me together." Wujo Satoru showed a cheated expression, and then threw pillows at you.

He swears that he will never believe a single lie of yours today no matter what.

So when he heard you say "I've become the leader", Gojo Satoru snorted and said, "I won't be easily fooled this time!"

But you swear you didn't lie, you really became the leader.

Just now, a message from Fuheshier popped up on the phone:

[Pan Xing teaches me that I have finished processing it. ]

After you transfer the money to him, reply: [Good job! ]

The other party immediately accepted your money and added a sentence: [By the way, the Panxing Sect is now yours. ]

As expected of Shier, he will do things to the end.You sighed when you saw the news, and then suddenly reacted: [? ? ? ]

Thinking that today is April Fool's Day, you calm down again: [Unexpectedly, you also know that today is April Fool's Day!But don't try to fool me! ]

Fortunately, I kept an eye out, otherwise I almost fell for it!You can't help but admire yourself.

[?Do not lie to you. ] The other party comes with a piece of audio by the way, you click to listen.

"From today on, the person in the photo is your new leader."

You'd rather Fuhesher is lying to you.

It's a pity, you couldn't believe it, and after confirming with the other party many times, you got an affirmative answer.

[I will leave this to you. ] Fu Heisher went offline after leaving such a sentence, leaving you who suddenly became the leader and wanted to cry without tears.

"So," Xia Youjie asked you after listening to the process, "how are you going to deal with them?"

Gojo Satoru first made a suggestion: "Or dismiss them! Members of this kind of church have no brains."

You thought about it for a long time, so long that Wujo Gojo and Xia Youjie thought you had come up with a whole solution, and then saw you slapping the table and saying, "I thought of it!"

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie were aroused by your excited tone, "What?"

"Let's call it Holy Fire Miaomiaojiao!" After much deliberation, you finally came up with a satisfactory name.

"?" Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie raised big questions at the same time.

"So," Gojo Gojo, with an ellipsis rarely appearing in his heart, held your shoulder and shook you, "After thinking for so long, are you just thinking about the name?!"

You blinked innocently: "Otherwise?"

Xia Youjie had no choice but to lower his head and support his forehead. He didn't feel too surprised, and asked you, "What's this name?"

"I've decided to develop everyone into meows!... Don't look at me like that, believe in the charm of cats!" You announced excitedly.

No one can say no to cats, no one!

"Jie, Wu," you looked at them expectantly, "Do you want to join our Sacred Fire Meow Meow Cult?"

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie were silent.

But under your enthusiastic recommendation, I was forced to become the first.

Very good, with the two strongest protectors, you have a small calculation in your heart, and your position as the leader will be stable.

When the two of you were not paying attention, you quietly raised the corners of your mouth.

In order to expand the size of the church, you are very active and sent a line to announce to your friends: [Hi everyone, I am the leader of the Holy Fire Meow Miao Church. In order to expand the size of the church, we are currently recruiting members. Welcome to sign up! ]

Soon your mobile phone will start ringing message reminders, you click to check.

[Curly-haired police officer:?Propaganda of illegal religions is here to talk. ]

[Miaomiao Church Leader: Guaranteed to be a formal church! ]

[Do your best and obey the destiny: What strange things are you doing? ]

You chose to ignore Midorima Shintaro's comment.

[Toru Amuro: ...don't make friends with strange people. ]

You have heard Amuro Toru's words many times, so reply him: [My friends are all good people. ]

After replying to the message under the comment, you have received concern from several friends.

[Yuki Maru: What's going on with this Meow Meow Cult? ]

[Miaomiao Cult Leader: It's my power!How about Captain, are you interested! ]

[Snow Maru: Is there any special benefit for me to join? ]

Welfare... You hold your phone and think for a while, then you speak out in a very grand manner: [You say, I will try my best to satisfy you! ]

[Yuki Maru: So, can I invite you to come to Kyoto? ]

You have wanted to go to Kyoto for a long time, so you immediately agreed to the other party's invitation: [Of course it's no problem!Then, Captain, you are a member of my Miaomiao Cult! ]

Akashi Seijuro on the other end of the phone screen unconsciously smiled and replied "Yes", and his team members looked at him and whispered secret words.

"Who is Xiaozheng chatting with? It's so curious to show such an expression."

"I don't know, why don't you ask Senior Lingyang?"

"I guess it must be someone special."

Akashi Seijuro looked at them and smiled kindly: "Is the training over?"

Several team members quickly suppressed their gossip and ran to training in desperation.

You have successfully recruited a few more members, and you are very happy, although during this period, you have received advice from Matsuda Jinhei to "be a good citizen", the FBI's "Don't mess around", and Mofu Jingguang and Amuro Toru's "Really Didn't you get scammed?" worried.

You explain one by one that don't worry, no one can fool you, you are a good citizen who abides by the law.

Although your friends still think it's unreliable, Fuheshier is sure that your line even sent a big question mark.

[? ] You answered him with a question mark.

[…] Fu Heisher was simply speechless about the name of your church, [This is the Panxing Church? ]

[It was the former Pan Xing Sect, but now it has been renamed the Sacred Fire Meow Meow Sect! ] You seriously emphasize.

When the former Panxing Cult members heard that their church had changed its name, they thought it shouldn't be a big deal, it was just a name change.

Therefore, I didn't pay much attention to my new name until I found out that when they went out to perform the task, the column of the task execution name read: Sacred Fire Meow Meow Cult.

"...?" Several members looked at each other with the same confusion on their faces.

Speaking of which, their recent missions are also very strange, either to adopt innocent and poor kittens, or to find lost cats. Although everyone is confused, some people even proposed to quit, but in the end they all let it go, because——

Cats are really cute.

The stray cats you find look beautiful after being washed, and then they rub against their feet, and they also make a "meow" sound. The most important thing is that their fluffy It's so warm, it's all super good!

The Sacred Fire Miaomiao Cult has successfully achieved the short-term goal of one person, one cat, and will gather people to suck cats from time to time, and its sphere of influence is expanding step by step.

ah?What?Lord Tianyuan?Conjurer?what is that?

There is no room for anything else in their hearts except kittens.

As the leader, you unknowingly have a group of loyal cat slaves, oh no, cat slaves.