My friends who complain about the gang are weird

There are many types of narcissism.

Among your friends, there are three kinds of narcissism.You've seen narcissists like Gojo Satoru who are powerful and say they are [the strongest]; you've also met narcissists who are elegant and gorgeous like Keigo Atobe who is in a position of superiority and wealth; and who are actually very satisfied with their appearance Kise Ryota's narcissism is not too revealing.

Although these three are said to be narcissistic, the bottom line is that they have the capital of narcissism, so they won't feel disgusted after getting used to it.

But this kind of narcissism is the first time you have seen it.

"Tsk, she's a rather pretty woman, she's standing here to attract my attention, heh, she can barely catch my eyes." A man with dyed blond hair you met on the road He squinted at you and said.

Rather than being narcissistic, you think "Puxin" is more appropriate to describe him.

"Woman, are you fascinated by me if you don't talk? Well, if you try to please me, I can give you a chance to become a concubine—" Every word he said sounds familiar to you.

If another person came, he might run away angrily, yell back or ignore him, but you are different. You are a first-level scholar of earthy love stories, a master of nonsense literature, and also a master of popular letter quotations. You know very well, what do you see? What people say, so--

"It's just a trick to play hard to get, man, you said so much is just a way to get my attention. Sure enough, my charm is still so great. In order not to let your liking fail, I will give you a chance to like me." You said to me This kind of words are easy to come by, and they are more deeply rooted in people's hearts than Chanyuan Naoya.

The blond man who you replied with the same words was stunned, and then said angrily: "As the successor of the Zenyuan family, how could I fall in love with a woman like you!"

"Men, don't be so stubborn, your eyes can't lie, be bold and admit that you love me." In terms of oiliness, as long as you think about it, no one can surpass you.

I don't know how long you two have been arguing. After Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie returned to the high school after completing their mission, they saw the black-haired girl smiling charmingly from a distance. Her expression was full of disdain and confidence, and her eyes were full of A bit domineering and sneering, the girl opposite the Zenyuan Naoya, who makes people want to beat him up every time he comes to the college to say a word, turned red with anger, and he lost his previous aloofness, looking very irritable funny.

Gojo Satoru was very curious. The expressions of the two people in front of him were very abnormal, which is rarely seen on your faces, so he walked quietly to your side and listened with his ears up:

"You stupid woman!"

"You men just like duplicity."

"you--!"

"Do you think you are not good enough for me?"

"..." Gojo Satoru was taken aback for a moment, and then almost laughed out loud.He and Xia Youjie looked at each other silently, and there was a feeling of admiration in their hearts that they had never felt before.

It was the first time he saw Zenyuan Naoya speechless in a few words.

When Zenyuan Naoya clenched his fists and was about to hit you, you saw two people eating melons, quickly shrank behind them and continued, "Why are you shy?"

Xia Youjie stopped you from continuing, Zenyuan Naozai saw Gojo Wu standing in front of you, he was unwilling and unable to beat you, so he could only leave in a fit of anger.

Gojo Satoru turned around and praised you: "That's really good! You are indeed my student, and even the members of the Zen Academy can't speak against you."

You really want to say that it's not his fault, but when you hear the Chanyuan, you still ask: "The Chanyuan family? One of the three imperial families?"

You recall that Fu Heisher used to belong to the Buddhist monastery family, and now you probably know why Fu Heisher chose to marry, "Are all their families like this?"

"Which kind?" Gojo Satoru handed you a bag of Kikufu in his hand and asked.

"It's just ordinary but confident," you added after thinking about Zenyuan Naoya's words, "and it seems that you look down on women?"

Gojo Satoru once again praised you for your wonderful description, they are ordinary but confident.

Xia Youjie explained: "The Chanyuan family's consistent view is that 'those who fail to inherit the aptitude of the Zenyuan family are disgraceful to the family'. They despise non-magic masters and are extremely patriarchal."

You can't help complaining: "Is it possible that their family inherited some kind of throne?"

When you talked about the Yusanjia with Jiaru Nitzi, you criticized their feudal ideology. Jiaru Whistle said: "It's a pity that this situation cannot be changed in a short time."

"That's right, after all, it's impossible not to be affected in such a big environment," you said holding your head up, "So how did Wu get into this character?"

"As the head of the family, he doesn't come up to be a 'girl'. Compared with that Zenyuan, he looks so normal. Apart from his personality being a bit wanton, his values ​​have not been taken away." You said with emotion .

Jia Ruozi put his hair away from his ear and said, "Maybe it's because he is the strongest and has a heavy responsibility on his body, so his thinking is still not crooked."

Before you could even chat with Jiarui, you were interrupted by Gojo Satoru who broke in suddenly. He hurriedly pulled you and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, the game is about to begin!"

You have no choice but to wave your hands at Jiarui Nitzi and say Wujo Wu is a childish ghost with your mouth.

But Gojo Satoru is naive, but it's easy to quarrel.

"Wu, can you cooperate a little bit!" Xia Youjie cursed, and Wu Wu's slumped little man fell back and lay motionless on the ground.

You and Xia Youjie's villains are still trying to push the train, and after the two villains finally push away, the Wutiaowu villain who is lying flat immediately straightens up, twists and turns, and passes the barrier first. .

You and Xia Youjie hit it off because Wujo Wu continued to play badly, and decided to change the name of the game to "Wujo Wu a crushing defeat".

You and Xiaoren Xia You are each dragging the hands of five little people, and the five little people are still lying leisurely, and there is no response when you lift them up, so you move his little people quickly while he is not paying attention Walked off a cliff.

"You! Jie! You are too much!" Gojo Satoru in front of the screen immediately cheered up and manipulated his villain to do some troublesome behavior. When your neck is crooked, grab your head and pull it.

"Wujo Wu!!" The two of you couldn't take it anymore, so the good game of breaking through the level turned into a fighting game, no one cared how the door would be opened, you pulled each other, you and Xia Youjie united front to kill the five villains, But Wutiao villain cunningly replaced his villain with the same skin as yours, and then sneaked close to Xia Youjie, sneaking up on him before he found out.

A big fight is imminent.

Fight to the best of your ability, you will no longer distinguish between the enemy and the enemy, and you will start fighting when you see the villain.

In the end, you were tired and decided to truce, and you swore that you would never play team games with them that required cooperation next time.

"Let's play a fighting game next time! Those who lose will be punished!" Gojo Satoru suggested.

"Okay! But no cheating!" You agree with his proposal.

Xia Youjie nodded and said, "Then I must be the one who wins."

The two of you are discussing who is the strongest again. You are afraid that the situation will become uncontrollable, so you pull them away, "You are the strongest combination, right?"

It is also the most childish combination.

The two of them stopped arguing.

"By the way, Wu." You are still a little curious about the Yusanjia, and ask him: "Which other Yusanjia is there besides Wutiao and the Zen Academy?"

Gojo Satoru lay on the sofa like a big cat, and let out a lazy voice: "And Kamo."

I don't know why, but you start to expect what kind of street Kamo's house is like.

But this family is very mysterious, Xia Youjie has never met anyone from their family, but you have seen Zenyuan Naozai of the Zenyuan family.

He took a woman with him, and that woman was cautiously beside him, and you heard him say from a distance: "Women should follow behind men."

"Women should obey men."

You can't listen to it, so in order to prevent you from being defeated, you pulled Gojo Wu and decided to disgust him: "My friend, I think you are much better than me in being a dog, why don't you come to be the dog?"

Zenyuan Naoya had a deep impression on you, and immediately cursed: "It's you again!"

Gojo Satoru said that girls can't swear like that, you thought about it, and changed to beautiful Chinese.

Gojo Satoru always felt that although you were calmly saying something he couldn't understand, for some reason it sounded fierce and annoying.

"Why don't you apply for a male Durban, I'll introduce you." You look him up and down and give a suggestion.

Zenyuan Naoya, who doesn't know what male virtue is, just wanted to refute you, but the woman next to him spoke first.

"Please don't be so rude to the young master of the Chanyuan." The other party behaved well, but what he said made you very uncomfortable.

What, I have already compromised.You regret your impulsive behavior just now.

Although I know that women have a low status under the extreme patriarchal thinking of the Zenyuan family, and I can't make any resistance, but I still feel that it is outrageous to actually see it.

It's hard to imagine how miserable a woman born in that family must be.

You sighed, turned your head and left, ignoring the Zenyuan Naozai behind who was still blaring loudly, Gojo Wu saw you lowered your head thinking about something along the way, and came over to you and asked: "What's the matter, grapefruit, is it a bit unacceptable?" ?”

You shook your head. You are a well-informed person, and there is nothing you can’t accept. When you heard Gojo Satoru say, "Don't worry! With the teacher here, this situation will change one day!"

Your eyes lit up, and you tilted your head and asked him, "Wu, which one is the number one among the Yusan families?"

"Of course it's the Gojo family!" Gojo Satoru answered you in the affirmative.

You continue to ask: "Is the Wutiao family very powerful? Is it much more powerful than the other two?"

"Of course! With my existence, no one can threaten the status of the Gotiao family." He said confidently.

"Then," you suddenly said with a domineering smile, "it's getting cold, it's time for the Zenyuan family to go bankrupt."

Gojo Satoru's sunglasses slid down, his eyes filled with big doubts.