My friends who complain about the gang are weird

Walking through the winding path, passing through a large forest, the road is deserted, only the cicadas are heard, and you have never seen a convenience store or a supermarket. He couldn't help but stop and ask Wujo Wu who was walking in front: "You don't mean to sell me, do you?"

This place is remote and sparsely populated, and it is indeed a good place for crimes.

Gojo Satoru turned his head to look at you, then a sly light flashed in his eyes under the sunglasses, he showed that sly smile and pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah, it's been exposed."

You expressed your naivety to his pranks, looked around the scenery and ignored him, looked at the tall trees around and began to wonder, would there really be a school built in such an isolated place?

I always feel that the wild survival mode will be turned on in the next second.

As you walked, an ominous premonition arose in your heart, and it reached its peak when you saw the characters [Tokyo Metropolitan Conjuration College] on the gate of the school surrounded by big trees.

Xia Youjie stood at the door waiting for you, and took your suitcase.

Stepping into the school, you have a feeling of becoming a monk. The buildings in the school look like they have nothing to do with the temple. They are exactly the same.

You turned your head and asked Xia Youjie: "You are not monks either, will it break the law if the school is built more beautifully?"

Xia Youjie was silent for a while and replied: "Don't worry, your dormitory Wu has been redecorated."

After listening to his words, you are even more worried.

Gojo Satoru was running around beside you to introduce you to the school, and when he heard Xia Youjie's words, he raised his head confidently and said, "You are guaranteed to be satisfied with the dormitory!"

You silently followed behind them, and the two stopped suddenly.

Caught off guard Gojo Satoru's back, you raised your head and looked at him suspiciously.

"You have to pass the entrance test before entering a high school. I believe you will be fine!" Gojo Satoru didn't know where his confidence in you came from, and then added, "I just don't know if the principal has any problems."

Even though this person invited you to come to the college, you still have to take an entrance test. You think this is simply Wutiaowu wearing height-increasing shoes-it’s superfluous.

But it just so happens that you also have some things that you want to chat with the principal.

Stepping into the principal's office, the surrounding area is immediately lit up with orange lights, and you see the uncle sitting in front of you knitting, and there are a group of strange dolls piled up next to him

Could this be the cute doll Gojo Satoru talked about?

Although you really don't want to admit that this strange uncle is the principal, the other party sees you coming in and asks you: "Why did you come to the college?"

"?" You tilted your head and glanced at him, then turned your head and asked Wujo Wu next to you in a low voice: "Didn't you make a confession with the principal?" The principal discusses his own idea.

"In order to investigate your school," before he could continue to ask, you asked him a lot of questions: "As the principal, why doesn't your school have a political class? Do you know how important a student's values ​​are? Incorrect values ​​will make his life development path deviate from the correct direction! Also, do you have psychology classes? As a magician, he faces such ugly magic spirits every day, seeing how stressful others are to die, how can he let them What about self-digestion? If you don’t properly untangle the pressure of students, they will fall into a negative state at that time, so how can you do a good job?”

You paused for a while and said: "As a principal, I hope you will think about these issues for your students."

Noctua bowed his head rightly, his expression under the sunglasses was a bit heavy, he waved his hand and asked Gojo Satoru to take you to the dormitory.

Gojo Satoru led you to the student dormitory with some schadenfreude, and when he left the principal's office, he praised you without hesitation: "It's the first time I've seen Noctua moth directly asking questions~ Noctua Moth's expression is so funny gone."

You said sternly: "I seriously think about the interests of the students." Thinking about it this way, you think that you might be quite suitable to be the principal.

Gojo Satoru didn't reply, he walked around behind you with a big step, and suddenly covered your eyes.

There was darkness in your sight, and when you were about to ask him what he was going to do again, the other hand took you to the door of the room, opened the room and let go of the hand covering your eyes, with a proud face: "Look! This is me How about the dormitory prepared for you! Isn’t it very moving?”

You dare not move, because what you see is a dazzling pink, not that kind of light pink, but the legendary death Barbie pink.

You took a deep breath and turned your head to ask Gojo Satoru if he had any misunderstandings about you, but seeing Gojo Satoru's confident and hopeful eyes, you had no choice but to accept the reality: "It looks good."

If Gojo Satoru had a tail, you would think his tail would go up to the sky. After hearing your answer, he nodded in satisfaction: "As expected of me, I even asked a few women from the Wujo family, and they said that girls like this Plant something pink, sure enough!"

You can't listen to the words of people in a big feudal family, Wu.

You don't want to express your opinion on this pink decoration anymore, thinking that you are here anyway, you can't go back home just because of this dead Barbie fan, right?

After you packed your luggage, Xia Youjie came and knocked on the door, saying that Wutiaowu wanted to introduce you to a senior from the high school.

You are first pulled to the infirmary by Gojo Gojo. You look through the window and there is a girl with long brown hair in a white coat who is treating people. A girl who can be cured", seeing the purple dark circles under her eyes, she couldn't help cursing the world of conjuration.

How can you make beautiful girls stay up late and work? !

Jia Ruozi saw a black head sticking out of the window, and she met your sympathetic and angry eyes.

Gojo Satoru hadn't introduced Jiarui to you yet, but he saw you introducing yourself enthusiastically: "Hello! This beautiful senior, I'm a new probationary student."

Gojo Satoru: "?" Why does this person have a completely different attitude towards Nitro?

"Hello, I'm Jiarui Nitzi." Jiarui Nitzi remembered that she had seen you in the photo of Wujo Wujo and Xia Youjie playing on the carousel together, and heard Wujo Wu mention it occasionally.

You immediately exchanged contact information with Jia Ruozi, and invited her to the cafeteria for lunch.

?canteen?Jia Ruozi recalled that when she passed by the place called "canteen" in the morning, it was still blocked. She was sure that the college had no plans to open a canteen yet.

So Jiarui Glass received a crazy hint from Gojo Satoru.

You know it in no time, but you don’t want to look innocent and naive. You were deceived by two unscrupulous DKs, so you hesitated to speak to you, and when she was about to speak, Gojo Satoru immediately dragged you away: "Go Meet the seniors!"

You are very suspicious of what Gojo Satoru is avoiding. Gojo Satoru dragged you to meet the senior in the third grade of the high school. Before you saw anyone, you heard a voice from an unknown item on his body: [Refused to work overtime!Refuse to work!Refuse to work! ]

Your eyes lit up, and you felt that this person must have a good chat with you.

You look at the source of the sound. It is a tall blond boy wearing a watch. For some reason, your first instinct tells you that this person is more reliable than Gojo Satoru next to him who is shouting "Nana Ming~" many.

The blond boy who was called Nana Ming turned his head and saw the excited Gojo Satoru, then turned back and continued chatting with the black-haired boy next to him.

"Pfft, Wujou, you are too disrespected in the eyes of the younger generation!" You couldn't help laughing out loud to mock Gojo Wujo.

Gojo Goto entangles the other party in a aggressive manner. For a moment, you suspect Gojo Goto is the apprentice.

"Hello, I'm Jianren Qihai." The blond boy greeted you with his hand outstretched, and you shook him back after introducing yourself.

The boy next to me looked very excited, and said lively, "You must be the new school girl! I'm Yuo Huihara, if you need my help in the high school, just come to me!"

You nodded, and when Hui Yuanxiong mentioned that you didn't have lunch, you simply suggested: "Then let's go to the cafeteria to eat together! I haven't visited the cafeteria yet."

"Canteen? There is no cafeteria in the high school." Gojo Satoru didn't have time to hint to Hui Yuanxiong, and the other party blurted out immediately when he heard your words.

You stare at Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru looked up at the sky, pretending he didn't know anything, and then said in a cheerful tone: "To celebrate the arrival of new students, let's eat sukiyaki together!"

"Good! Gojo-senpai, you are so kind." A world where only Yuo Huihara was happy was born.

Your grades sat around in front of a pot of sukiyaki and waited for it to be cooked. At first Gojo Satoru suggested going outside to eat, but he had to climb over the wall outside the school gate. Only Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie said that it was just to climb over the wall. You were there The others looked at the two of them speechlessly.

You remembered that you brought ingredients, so you asked everyone, "Why don't we make it ourselves in the dormitory!"

In this case, Jiarui Nizi doesn't have to decline to join your dinner party because he is worried about his own safety.

The steaming Kanto cooker was bubbling, but Xia Youjie and Qihai Jianren were the two responsible for cutting and cooking vegetables. You and Jia Ruzi sighed, "These two seem so reliable."

"Qihai is quite reliable, Jie said," Jia Ruozi pointed to Wujo Wu next to you, "If you get too close to that guy Wujo, you will almost be assimilated."

You nod your head in deep agreement.

The family brought a lot of wine, including white and blue, which seemed to have a high alcohol content, and she and Jianren Qihai directly filled their glasses.

Xia Youjie put the ingredients into the pot, you handed him a drink, and then quickly stopped Gojo Satoru next to him who was eager to try the edamame whipped cream Kikufuku in the sukiyaki.

"Cheers!" After you clinked glasses and started to eat, Jiarui Nitzi asked how you met Gojo Satoru. You told him the scene of meeting the strange white hair for the first time, and his eyes lit up when he heard that you could hear the curse spirit. Light up, like that "weird light in the fish's eye" you saw in an article once.

You silently move in the direction of Wujo Wu, leaning close to Wujo Wu and asking him: "She doesn't like to dissect, does she?"

Gojo Satoru, with meat in his mouth, said vaguely after hearing your question: "Grat, if not—not necessarily."

You took out the contract without a sense of security and looked at it for a few times, and breathed a sigh of relief after making sure there was no problem.

Hui Yuanxiong drank the high-quality wine of Jianren Qihai, his face was already flushed at this time, he picked up the glass and offered a toast to Jianren Qihai: "Welcome to the high school, junior!"

It's not right for you to reply, and it's not true if you don't reply. Fortunately, when you were struggling, the kind Qihai Jianren stopped him from being sober after drunk.

But he couldn't stop his mouth: "Sister, let me tell you, the seniors here are super good and reliable!"

You turned your head and glanced at Gojo Satoru.

"?" Gojo Satoru, who was eating dessert, blinked, and Six Eyes clearly caught the disbelief contained in your look.

He immediately swallowed Xi Jiufu in his mouth, and asked you Xingshi: "Why are you looking at me like that? Am I a bad person and unreliable!"

You smiled back at him, and then said to the neighbor next to you, "Grat, let me tell you a joke."

Jia Ruozi nodded cooperatively, saw your lips and teeth slightly opened, slowed down and said:

"Gojo Satoru is a reliable and mature senior."

Jia Ruozi couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, almost choking on the wine.

Xia Youjie heard the joke you told, and gave you a thumbs up: "This is the funniest joke I've ever heard."

After hearing this, Gojo Satoru retorted loudly next to you: "I'm very reliable. As the strongest, no one is more reliable than me!"

You should tell him: "Well, you are quite reliable when you fight, but you have nothing to do with the word maturity."

If Gojo Satoru becomes mature, it must be at least the end of the world, right?

A few of you out there discussing:

"If Enlightenment becomes mature, the principal position will be his, right?"

"Mature Gojo Satoru, hey, I can't imagine it."

"To be honest, Senior Gojo is the most naive senior I've ever met." Even the mature Nanami Jianren said so, Gojo Satoru lost the opportunity to quibble.

I don’t know how long you guys have been chatting, Jia Ruozi is a little bit drunk, Hui Yuanxiong has already fallen asleep, Gojo Satoru secretly drank a little wine that looks sweet but is actually easy to get drunk, and poured it aside , I don't know if I was really drunk.

——But Jianren Qihai is indeed a mature and reliable junior.

He cleaned up the mess by himself, and was even able to drag Hui Yuanxiong back to the dormitory with one hand. Xia Youjie moved Gojo Wu to the sofa and came towards you.

"Thanks for your hard work," he handed you a present, "I haven't told you well yet,"

"Welcome to the high school."

You thanked him and said goodbye to him. Looking back on the first day of coming to the college, I feel very happy to have such an interesting little partner in the college.

Only Night Moth, who was thinking about his educational career in the office, was confused and hungry.