My friends who complain about the gang are weird

Since your last big adventure, Gojo Satoru has learned earthy love words and opened the door to a new world.

He posts in the group every day: [Do you like drinking water, then you already like 70% of me. ]

[Let's go eat the family barrel, so we are a family! ]

[You must be of mixed Italian and Chinese blood, otherwise how could you be my favorite? ]

You can't take it anymore, reply to him: [You must be a Russian-Singaporean mixed race, otherwise you would be so disgusting. ]

Gojo Satoru paused for a while.

You go to poke Xia Youjie privately and ask him: [Is he finally crazy? ]

Xia Youjie explained to you: [Wu said that he is learning how to be disgusting... But I think this kind of disgusting will not kill me. ]

...rotten oranges?You are interested in asking him.

Xia Youjie said that the rotten oranges refer to their high-level people in the magic world. Their high-level people are rotten, selfish, and mercenary. In a recent mission, the high-level people concealed the true level of the magic spirit, and several juniors who gave the mission were seriously injured.

Unexpectedly, their conjurers not only went out on missions to face the curse spirits, their lives were in danger, but they also had to be on guard against their own people at all times.

You persuade Xia Youjie: [Jie, why don't you repeat your studies so that we can go to undergraduate together! ]

[…College is not a school in the traditional sense, and we are now learning high school knowledge. ] Xia Youjie worked hard to justify his professional qualifications.

[Okay, then you come to the city and tell me, I will give you something. ] You give up persuading students, remembering that there are still a few healthy and lucky guardians left to give them.

When you opened the door in the afternoon, you saw a white-haired man wandering around your door.

"...Why are you here if you don't do missions?" You looked at Gojo Satoru wearing sunglasses as if he was here for fun.

Gojo Satoru spread his hands, "The mission is over, Jie said you have something for us, what is it?"

You couldn't bear him looking left and right, so you had to take out Yushou and give it to him.

Gojo Satoru studied the Omoru curiously: "This is the first time I have received an Omoru—"

You raised your eyebrows and asked: "It shouldn't be, don't you Neon people care about this?"

"Well, because I'm the strongest." Gojo Satoru put away the Omori, "So no one will think that I need these things to bless me."

"Hey——" you deliberately dragged your voice, "I always say that I am the strongest, Wu Wu, are you really the strongest?"

Gojo Satoru nodded of course.

"But you're also angry because of those rotten oranges." You mentioned the high-ranking mantra Xia Youjie introduced to you, "You won't just let them go like this?"

Gojo Satoru got a headache when he heard the high-level people, he was a little depressed: "If it wasn't for the fact that they are still maintaining the order in the magic world, I would have beaten them up long ago."

He thought for a while and said his way: "I plan to stay in the college as a teacher after graduation, and use my way to change the magic world."

Hey, isn't this just wanting to reform education, but the success of education reform is too low.

You said to him: "You want to make more conjurers stronger, but the rotten oranges are rotten by the system. The number of conjurers is small, so it is difficult to compete with the high-level?"

Gojo Satoru stretched his waist, as if he didn't listen to your words: "This is the only way I can think of right now."

You cross your arms and discover a blind spot.

Gojo Satoru is not suitable to be a teacher anyway, right?There will be accidents when such a person becomes a teacher!However, the students taught may really be able to rot oranges in a fit of anger.

But it's still unreliable...

"Wu, it sounds like you're going against the law when you're a teacher... I always feel like I'm going to mislead my students." You stabbed silently.

"How is it possible! I must be the best teacher in the world." Gojo Satoru was full of confidence.

"But," you recalled the prerequisites for being a teacher, "you don't have a teacher qualification certificate."

If you do not have a teacher qualification certificate, you will be reported.

"...?" What is a teacher qualification certificate?Wujo Satoru fell into a blind spot of knowledge.

You ask Gojo Satoru to study hard to take the certificate test, but the other party says that studying is so boring, and then drags you to the dessert shop.

This dessert shop is very lively. According to Gojo Satoru's recommendation, its cakes and Kikufu are delicious. Every time I go on a mission, I have to pass by here to buy Kikufu.

You looked at the Sweet Thursday event above, and twitched your mouth: "But the target consumers are young couples, right?"

At a glance, the dazzling array of cakes are all pink heart-shaped.

Gojo Satoru slapped the table angrily: "It's not a rule that only couples can come to eat, but if two people come together, you can buy limited special flavor cakes."

He pulls you to the activity area.

So you are a tool person, you condemn Wujo Wu's use of this behavior, and decide to use him next time at half the price of the second cup of milk tea.

"Can you really eat this much?" You looked at the table full of desserts and couldn't help wondering, "Won't it be too sweet?"

"There are 100 ways to be sweet, eat candy, cake, and miss you 98 times a day." Gojo Satoru winked at you while eating the cake.

"..." You got goosebumps all over the floor, and then stuffed the quickly forked cake into his mouth: "Shut up, let's eat yours."

You are now very regretful why you gave him popular science and local love stories. Wutiaowu is so good at learning that he can draw inferences from one sentence if you just say one sentence. Wujo Enlightenment, and now this one is an upgraded version of Human World Oil Enlightenment.

Spit out the previous Gojo Satoru to me!You yell silently in your heart.

While you were nibbling on the cake, you noticed a young couple next to you.

The boy took out a piece of paper, then turned his hand and snapped his fingers. The plain white paper just now turned into a red rose, which made the girl's cheeks turn pink.

Is this the young couple?Great atmosphere.

As you sighed, you suddenly felt that the boy's back looked a little familiar.

I always feel like I have seen this height and this hairstyle somewhere.

The voice is also very familiar.

So you quietly poked your head out to see his face, but you were blocked by someone, and you could only see the girl's face clearly.

The hair curls up a little cutely, and it looks like a friend you met not long ago - Mao Lilan.

However, the iconic corners are still missing.

The boy turned his head, and you finally saw his face clearly.

The moment you saw your face clearly, you widened your eyes, then took out your phone and sent a crackling message.

——Because this person is Kudo Shinichi!He actually went shopping with other girls, talking and laughing, and even learned how to do magic tricks to make people happy.

Kudo Shinichi, who was hanging out with Xiaolan, received your message.

[You are actually this kind of person, the detective didn't expect you to have two faces!Know people, know face, but not heart! ]

Kudo Shinichi: [? ]