My friends who complain about the gang are weird

one,

Midorima Shintaro regrets it very much now.

Based on his understanding of his manager who didn't follow the rules, the art performance that was forced to participate after losing the bet is definitely not a normal thing, "It may be the seven dwarfs." - Midorima Shintaro guessed so at the time, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.

His hunch was right.

Now he would rather actually play the seven dwarfs than wear a strange costume with a big green gourd on his head.

"You are a green baby." The girl holding the information in front of her didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this attire, and she talked to him seriously, "You can breathe fire."

Midorima Shintaro gritted his teeth and questioned: "So what exactly is performing?"

"Calabash Brothers."

This name sounds very bad. Shintaro Midorima hugged his lucky object tightly. Sure enough, the morning fortune was right, and the fortune of Sagittarius today is not very good.

two,

You decided to let everyone play the gourd baby after careful consideration.

Of course, the main reason is that the hair color of the seven calabash dolls matches too well with the members of the Rainbow team. Tetsuya Kuroko, the sixth child, Atsushi Murasakihara, the seventh child in purple, and Shogo Huisaki, the second child, who was forced to wear an orange wig.

Can't say it's unrelated, just the same.

"Then what are my skills?" Kise Ryota, who has good receptivity, asked you very curiously after knowing the setting.

"You are an invulnerable diamond body." You introduced him.

Hei Zizhe also came over to discuss with you whether you should change someone. It is easy for him to be ignored when he appears on stage. Maybe everyone didn’t know that he had this role throughout the whole process. He will affect everyone’s viewing experience.

You shook your head, and earnestly patted him on the shoulder to encourage him: "Heizi, you have to give yourself some confidence. This role is tailor-made for you. You will definitely be able to play this role well!"

"That's right, Tetsu, the manager said so, you can do it!" His good brother Aomine Daiki clenched his hand into a fist and placed it in front of Heizi Tetsuya, smiling brightly at him, "Come on!"

Hei Zizhe also looked at the two people in front of him, was encouraged, and clenched his hands into fists, and the two fist bumped each other.

He felt that he would be able to play this role well.

"By the way, manager," Hei Zizhe suddenly remembered after regaining his confidence and turned to ask you, "What is my skill?"

"Stealth."

Hei Zizhe was also silent for a moment and silently lowered his fist.

... No wonder I have so much confidence in him.

three,

Gojo Satoru wasn't very happy with his role.

"Why am I a grandfather? This character is too weak, I don't need others to save me!"

You think about it carefully. Indeed, Gojo Satoru's strength is so strong that it is not reasonable for him to play the grandfather who was captured by a monster. "But grandpa is very smart, but he was locked up accidentally."

Wujo Wujo vowed that he would never be locked up, and no one could trap him.

You don't comment on his confident remarks, and you, who communicate well, decide to give the other party a choice.

"There is another character. It has superb spells, is smart and resourceful, and everyone falls into its hands. It is very strong, but..."

Gojo Satoru didn't even listen to you when he heard you say "very strong", and immediately decided: "Very strong? Then no one can play this role except me!"

He accepted the character card you handed over with satisfaction, and left happily.

When several friends from the high school introduced their characters to each other, Gojo Satoru pushed his glasses and showed off: "My character is the strongest, and none of you can beat it!"

The corners of his mouth were raised, his expression very smug.

Jia Ruozi was a little curious: "What character is it?"

Gojo Satoru smiled mysteriously, and opened the character card under the gaze of everyone, with a few large characters written on it:

"Snake spirit."

The others laughed.

four,

You've already expected that such a group of people gathered together for a show will not go well.

For example, Ziwa Ziyuan's prop gourd is used to suck monsters. He failed to suck monsters, but instead sucked a bunch of snacks, and you don't know where they came from; Propose that this role can be modified according to the actor, and it doesn’t have to be a female villain. When Gojo Satoru is putting on his character’s skirt, you shut up and stop talking; The panda "hooded" and sighed: "This panda is really lifelike!"

You smile triumphantly.

Change the role of grandpa to sister, and you play this role yourself.

I have to say that during the rehearsal, a group of handsome boys surround you and call you "sister", the experience is really good.

"This is heaven, right?" You were ecstatic when they shouted, and after you calmed down, you found a fiery gaze, and when you looked up, you saw your boyfriend smiling at you.

"Cough," you pretended to clear your throat, "I mean, everyone here is younger brother."

"except you."

Akashi Seijuro smiled in satisfaction.

Fives,

Kudo Shinichi, who finally borrowed a temporary antidote from Haibara Ai, didn't understand why his dating project with his childhood sweetheart would be to watch a performance.

"It's a joint performance by various colleges and universities! There's also a stage play, let's go and see it!" His childhood sweetheart Mao Lilan looked at him expectantly.

Hmm... Kudo Shin nodded. He hasn't participated in the high school art performance for a long time, but he guessed that no matter how many times the school's art performance is held, those are the same items. For stage plays, no The accident was the same as all the years, without the slightest innovative script.

But the famous detective quickly overturned his conjecture.

The reason is that he saw the name of the person in charge of the performance in the column of the introduction of the stage play:

Chi pomelo.

Kudo Shinichi felt that this stage play could be watched briefly, and he might fall asleep without watching it this time.

So a detective found the fruit in the mobile phone list, and sent a message: [Your stage play should not be a cliché script, right? ]

[of course not. ] The other party returned to him after a while, it seems that he must be very busy.

[OK, I'll wait and see. ] After Kudo Shinichi sent the message he expected, the other party replied immediately:

[Wait, you don't want to come and see, do you?If any murder happens, you will be fully responsible! ]

Kudo Shinichi once again argued that the murder was not the reason for him, and the other party sent a voice very perfunctorily:

"Okay, okay, you are right, ah, yes, yes, May, I may ask you to write a response plan after the case occurs on the scene later."

Kudo Shinichi twitched the corner of his mouth.

six,

No case happened at the scene, and he did not fall asleep as he wished, and he was extremely energetic.

Because it's really hard not to complain about the stage play on stage.

First of all, there are seven boys with hair colors that correspond to gourds one by one. They have a delicate and handsome face with a gourd on their faces, and they are wearing strange clothes. However, there was a burst of screams when they appeared on the stage.

Kudo Shinichi didn't understand, he heard a girl nearby shouting: "This is the contrast!"

After you came out as a "sister", the people below shouted: "Ah, ah, I want to be a sister too!"

After the five monsters came out dressed like a special-grade curse spirit, Kudo Shinichi thought, there shouldn't be anything to scream about, right?

Then I heard someone yelling: "He looks so good! A boy with a hotter figure than me!"

Kudo Shinichi felt that it was outrageous.

Especially seeing the last villain, the snake spirit, defeated the gourd brothers and became the strongest in the world.

Seven,

The ending of the original script was that the Hulu brothers worked together to rescue the sister.

But under Gojo Satoru's modification, he turned into a sister and was abducted by him, and all the people who came to rescue her were defeated by him one by one.

At the beginning, you disagreed with him changing the script like this. Of course, the story must end with a good ending.

Jia Ruzizi will give you advice after hearing it: "Then change it to sister who is actually the biggest boss. The clever Wutiaojing saw through her true face and kidnapped sister to save the calabash world from a difficult situation. Brother calabash knows the truth." After reconciling with Wujojing, everyone lives happily together, how is it?"

"Am I the biggest BOSS?" You think this setting is good, and after nodding, you decide to change it like this.

The world where only you are the villain has been reached.

Eight,

forum:

[LZ: Today's stage play is really fun! 】

[L1: Laughing to death, I will really remember those handsome guys with gourds on their heads for a lifetime. 】

[L2: Let me introduce to you, the handsome guys who play Hulu are members of the generation that was once called a miracle in the basketball world. 】

【L3: How can I let Miracle play the gourd baby for me? 】

【L4: As expected of a "miracle"! 】

【L5: But those monsters are also pretty, that panda is so realistic!And the snake spirit is also very beautiful!Great acting! 】

[L6: That's right!The confidence revealed by the phrase "I am the strongest" is simply amazing! 】

[L7: There is also the sixth baby who can be invisible. I can't find him all of a sudden. It's amazing! 】

[L8: Is it possible that everyone is acting in their true colors? 】

【…】

The discussion on the forum was very heated, and your stage play came to a successful conclusion.

Hmm...it should be considered complete, right?

nine,

stage backstage.

There is an endless stream of noise here, and you can vaguely hear what they are arguing about:

"You actually robbed me of my lines just now? If it wasn't for my quick reaction, I would have been exposed!"

"Who just kept stepping on my skirt?"

"Zhe, I'm sorry, I just played with your opponent and I didn't find out where you are..."

"It's okay, everyone thought I was invisible when you chatted with the air."

You shook your head to stop them from opening their mouths and said, "Okay everyone, the performance is over, let's take a group photo as a souvenir!"

Only then did everyone stop making noise, and a group of you walked together in a mighty manner, lined up in several rows, you set up the camera, counted down and prepared, and quickly ran to the vacant middle position.

"Three, two, one—"

"cheese!"