My friends who complain about the gang are weird

Akashi Seijuro's perception of his girlfriend Yuzu at the beginning was: lively, cute, funny, with a clear brain circuit that always brings him happiness, and has many friends.

But he felt it might be time to add another adjective.

mystery.

It stands to reason that it is impossible for people in Tokyo to appear in Kyoto at this moment. Akashi Seijuro glanced at the time, um, it is still class time.

The familiar figure in front of him was obviously his girlfriend in Tokyo.

Next to her were two men.

He had the impression that the white-haired man wearing sunglasses was a good friend of Yuzu's high school days. Akashi Seijuro squinted his eyes to see them squabbling.

Originally, he wanted to come forward and ask.

It turned out that they walked to a place where there were no people, pointing at the air, and then the white-haired boy seemed to do something and then returned to normal.

Akashi Seijuro frowned, using the Eye of the Emperor, vaguely saw something strange.

It seems that his girlfriend is not simple.

The second time I felt that the other party was a little mysterious was at a certain crime scene. The black-haired girl called the police after facing an unexpected case, and then stared at the corpse without changing her face and calmly said the murderer, and she was very logical. And logically expose the modus operandi of the other party.

It seemed that he was very familiar with this and he was not afraid at all, and he was faster than other famous detectives present, and the other onlookers applauded one after another.

Akashi Seijuro was surprised by the girl's reasoning ability, and then Yuzu's note on his mobile phone became a little detective.

Afterwards he asked the other party, and the other party denied San Lian with blinked eyes: "Detective? I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense, I just have a smart little head~"

She seemed very unwilling to be called a detective, and when she said that she was smart, the corners of her mouth turned up, with a very smug expression.

Akashi Seijuro nodded amusedly: "Well, my girlfriend is very smart."

The third time I felt that something was wrong was that one day he was unable to attend the appointment due to an emergency. Before he sent a message to explain, the other party sent a message before him: [I figured you have a meeting to attend, go quickly~]

This kind of anticipation did not happen once or twice, and the other party could tell his next schedule several times.

Akashi Seijuro accidentally asked how the other party knew, and the person opposite said with a tangled expression: "Well... I haven't finished the draft yet, I will tell you when I do!"

Akashi Seijuro raised his eyebrows and told the other party not to be embarrassed.

As long as the other party's safety was not involved, Akashi Seijuro didn't care too much.

Then one day when his car was driving on the highway, a car drifted past at high speed. Akashi Seijuro frowned and thought it was too dangerous to drive like this, but he was not a nosy person, and it didn’t take long for him to see his own car. The girlfriend got out of the speeding car.

Akashi Seijuro felt that it was necessary to popularize some safety knowledge with her.

Sitting in Shuichi Akai's car, your experience is very exciting. The person next to you slammed on the brakes again and turned the steering wheel quickly. You even heard his car shouting "I can't stop".

The other party managed to get rid of the car behind you, and you were still applauding cooperatively, and then he drove you out of the car.

One second ago, I was still feeling that this car was so exciting and fun, but the next second I saw a familiar red-haired boy walking towards you, with a different smile on his face than usual.

Akashi Seijuro glanced at the car going away and then at the girl in front of him. After carefully checking that there was no injury, he breathed a sigh of relief, with a serious expression: "Yuzu, this is very dangerous, you know?"

You scratch your head and say, "I'm sorry I was wrong." But try again next time.

Akashi Seijuro saw the sly light flashing in the girl's eyes and guessed that the other party was seriously apologizing for the next offense, he was a little helpless: "Yuzu, I will be very worried."

You looked at the worry in the eyes of the red-haired boy in front of you, touched your nose and assured yourself: "I won't do it next time, and the driver is the FBI."

FBI, Akashi Seijuro once again lamented the mystery of his girlfriend, but he is calm now.

"Mystery?" After hearing Akashi Seijuro's new evaluation of yourself, you tilted your head and thought for a while, "Me? Why?"

Akashi Seijuro gave a few examples, namely when you and your high school friends went to exorcise the curse spirit, when you competed with several detectives to solve the case first, and when you played Toru Amuro with the FBI.

"Uh... well," you thought about it carefully, and you were quite mysterious, and you explained pickily: "There are some things that are more, um... against the scientific view, but if you are interested in knowing, I will tell you a little bit about it." one time."

You roughly talked about the things in the magic world that can be disclosed, and the other party accepted it very well. After confirming that your safety was not a problem, you didn't delve into it.

"The panda I'm talking about is also a high-tech student! He feels super good!" You introduce to him, "But he grows too fast!" And it's abnormal development.

A few days ago you went to see Panda again. He has changed from a cute panda to a simple and honest Kung Fu Panda, and with the crossover of Chinese and Japanese, the other party’s language has become a mixture of Chinese and Japanese. Listen It sounds familiar, but I don't quite understand it.

Although you have repeatedly emphasized to him that it is not acceptable to be a panda, and panda hybrids cannot be recognized.

However, Pang Da would just scratch his head and laugh, "But I'm a panda curse."

Your Chinese teaching still has a long way to go.

Akashi Seijuro couldn't help but feel relieved when he heard your vivid description of the people and things about Kosan. It seems that the other party had a good time there.

But you are still struggling with Pang Da's language. Recently, you go to the college to abduct Pang Da to let him learn Chinese. You can't help but shake your head listening to Pang Da's gradually strange language system.

"By the way," you realized that you didn't see anyone else, and asked Jia Ruozi with some doubts, "Where are the others? Are they all on missions?"

Jia Ruozi thought for a while and replied: "They are going to pick up the new students."

"Freshman?" You widened your eyes and questioned, "The high school can still recruit people?"

Jia Ruozi shrugged: "To be honest, I'm also very surprised."

Two freshmen arrived at the high school, you poked your head out curiously.

Gojo Satoru introduced you to them: "This is Gaozhuan's only physician, Nitzi, don't offend her easily; this is Yuzi, a very special existence of Gaozhuan."

"Is this how I was introduced?" You turned your head and complained to Jia Ruozi, "Where is the special?"

Jia Ruozi smiled: "I think there is nothing wrong with his introduction."

You shrugged and greeted the two freshmen in front of you: "Hello."

"Kelp." The boy with short white hair greeted you. You were taken aback, and said to Xia Youjie in shock, "Jie, there seems to be something wrong with my ears! I thought you sounded like kelp!"

Xia Youjie smiled and explained: "Student Goujuan is a spellcaster, and what he says may inadvertently curse others, so he usually uses rice ball fillings instead."

You sighed "Wow", and then went up to him and asked curiously, "Can you try to say that Gojo Satoru becomes shorter?"

Curlythorn blinked slowly, and pulled up his collar.

Gojo Satoru slapped you and said, "I'm the strongest, but his mana level is lower than mine, so if you say it, you'll be backlashed."

You had no choice but to give up this idea, think about it again, and say, "Can you try to read Chinese with me?"

Gou Juanji thought for a while, then followed the girl in front of him and said several curse words, but found nothing happened.

"Great! There will be no problem in speaking Chinese," your eyes lit up and looked at him, "Why don't you come and learn Chinese with Panda too!"

Curly the dog was a little confused, but thought that he would be able to talk more, so he nodded: "Salmon."

Your Chinese teaching class has successfully added a new member.

Another freshman is Maki of Chanyuan. When you saw a girl, you wanted to introduce her enthusiastically. After hearing about Zenyuan, you turned back and said, "My Zenyuan family..."

Since you don't have a good impression of the Chanyuan family, you didn't easily go up and post with them.

"Maki came to a high school by herself against the wishes of her family." Gojo Satoru said next to him, "Don't worry, under the guidance of Gojo teacher, the Zenyuan family will look at you with admiration!"

Knowing that the other party is also deeply persecuted by the feudal ideology of the Chanyuan family, you comfort her: "Don't worry, if they have any objections to you, I will let Shier go back and destroy them!"

Zenyuan Maki's originally serious face finally showed a smile: "Okay, I will definitely work hard to become stronger."

With the arrival of two freshmen, Mr. Wutiao’s class gradually became lively, and the college no longer seemed so sparsely populated. Jiaru Nitzi was also very happy to finally have a girl chatting with her. After all, you only came to the college once in a while. have a look.

Goujuanji’s language learning ability is very good. He can already use simple greetings in Chinese. You taught him the most frequently used words in daily life, such as: "Hello", "Quiet", "Off work", "Pervert ""Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes","Indeed"...and so on.

Zenyuan Maki, who was passing by, always felt that some words sounded a bit strange.

But in the process of teaching Goujuanji, you still have to learn Goujuan language. After trying to figure out what his rice ball words mean, you lie on the table and Wujo Wuxia Youjie sighs in front of you: "How could there be such a thing?" What about the strange language?"

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Thanks for your hard work."

Gojo Satoru lay on the sofa and said, "I think it's okay, any language is easy for me, teacher."

Gojo Satoru is very confident about this. His ability to learn and comprehend is super strong, which can be seen from the fact that he comprehended the reversal warlock after he was defeated.

Until one day he and Xia Youjie passed by and heard you chatting with Chanyuan Maki and Jiarui Nizi.

"Did you see the one I sent? Isn't that special!" He heard you say that first.

Zenyuan Maki nodded: "Yeah, it's too much! How could that be like that?"

"Tsk, so it's better not to be too serious about being a human being." Jiarui Yanzi shook his head and said.

"The main reason is that I didn't expect that person to be like that." You pouted.

"Yeah, to do such a thing." The other two girls echoed.

Gojo Satoru and his best friend looked at each other and asked, "Is this a new language? Are they chatting encrypted?"

Which is that?What is that like?Why can they communicate without any obstacles?Why did he not understand at all?

Xia Youjie was silent for a while: "Maybe this is the unique language of girls."

Teacher Wutiao, who has a strong comprehension ability, failed to comprehend it for the first time.