Xiu Erdai's daily essays

10044-see

People who walk alone in the middle of the night are flustered, but as soon as they see me or my little gift, they will suddenly relax and feel at ease and safe, as if they saw family members, old friends or the police.

"Pei Shao's face and Pei Shao's gift don't need anti-counterfeiting marks. Even if it is the first time you see it, you will definitely feel that 'this is Pei Shao, you can't fake it'. Identifying Pei Shao is like identifying our own name. , has a magical instinctive sensitivity."

Amid such widespread acceptance, I ushered in my God Transformation Tribulation.

Well, that's all for my essay.Even if the content after that is written out, the idiots will not be able to understand it.

The point is, it is a bit laborious to translate the content of Huashen level into the main Esperanto, and it is more laborious than teaching the apprentice of the little fool, so let me see if there is anything that needs to be supplemented during my own little fool.

Where did I write about Xiaosha before?

Hmm... now looking at me when I was a child is really cute, do I really want to share such a cute self with future generations?I'm a bit reluctant.Let's not write about myself, let's write about other people's stupid past, such as my father's.

In time and space, especially when I was crossing the Divine Tribulation, I saw many pasts of people I was close to and familiar with.Especially those seniors who also survived the God Transformation Tribulation, they left a lot of information in time and space.

It's a pity that I crossed the God Transformation Tribulation before Sect Leader Jiang, so I couldn't read his God Transformation Tribulation clearly while crossing mine, but he could read mine clearly while crossing his God Transformation Tribulation.

Isn't this a waste?I don't need the power of time and space to assist Sect Leader Jiang, and I know it very well, so why give him this chance?

Although when I become a God Transformation Stage, I will definitely be able to see a lot of content when I observe Jiang's God Transformation Tribulation with the eyes of the Spirit Transformation Stage, but it can't compare to the sense of substitution in it.And because I will have a higher level of cultivation than Sect Leader Jiang at that time, Sect Leader Jiang will not be able to give me a special observation seat in his tribulation like my father did when he went through the Mahayana Tribulation.

Ugh……

So my father's dark history is also temporarily put aside, let's start with the dark history of the head of Bajiang when he was young.

10045_Master Ginger

Speaking of which, the head of Jiang has a lot of dark history.There are all kinds of cheating and abduction, murder and arson, and many related things have been yelled by various people, true or false, in the rumors and scoldings, so that when I want to pick one as his When the focus is on black history, it seems that there is no one that has a particularly explosive effect.

Then let's talk about a thing before he joined Yunxia Sect.

As the saying goes, when you are three years old and you see your old age, the head of Jiang, who has a lot of black history, is not a good guy when he is young.

After Sect Leader Jiang was found to have spiritual roots, he spent some time studying the characteristics of each sect, and then hesitated about which sect he should join.

——After all, this is a life-long event. Head Jiang is really not willing to draw lots at random, nor is he willing to judge whether he is suitable for a certain sect by passing the entrance examination or not.Like my big apprentice Pei Wuyao, he wants to take the initiative in this matter completely in his own hands.

So head Jiang arranged a series of tests for himself.

He listed the top ten characteristics, and based on those characteristics, he designed ten sets of exam questions for himself.It is equivalent to designing an entrance exam for himself, and then scoring himself, the one with the highest final score is the most suitable martial art in his judgment.

Of course, at that time, Sect Leader Jiang didn't have the ability to create illusions for himself, and he couldn't find any monsters to fight him, let alone put himself in a life-threatening situation, so he arranged many substitutes.

For example, tricking some children of the same age to play games with him; for example, releasing the old hen bought by the family for cooking soup after a while; for example, deliberately sneaking around near the new and very responsible policeman , after arousing the suspicion and close attention of the small police, they rushed into the scene of the theft...

Anyway, in the end he finished the ten sets of exam questions, and saw that Yunxiazong's scores were outstanding, so he decided to take the Yunxiazong exam with confidence.

After establishing the foundation as a disciple of Yunxia Sect and incorporated into the inner sect, head Jiang went home to visit his relatives, and by the way, he also visited the little policeman who had been cheated several times by him in his self-made exam questions.

At that time, the small policeman had been promoted to become a small leader.The young leader was filled with emotions when he saw the head of Jiang, and persuaded him: "The Yunxia Sect has a strong foundation and many capable people, so don't go on fooling around, they are not as easy to deceive as I am. And I heard that the cultivation world is very cruel. Yes, the suppression of low-level cultivation by high-level cultivation is particularly serious, unlike our low-level civil servants in the mortal world who have to laugh after being bullied by the people, especially children, so take it easy."

Head Jiang replied: "Don't worry, there are smart people and fools in any circle, I will do what I can. Occasionally suffering a loss is also gaining experience."

Twenty years later, the small leader was promoted to the big leader. When dealing with the Special Affairs Department, he ran into the head of Jiang, who was just showing his talents. Period, I don’t seem to be able to see you at that time, I’m a little sorry.”

Head Jiang: "I will strive to make my reputation before you die. Cultivation is not a problem, intelligence and opportunities are the key."

Decades later, the 80-year-old former leader, who had retired for a long time, once saw Mr. Jiang, who was fooling reporters, on the news, and smiled at his grandson, "He fooled me when he was less than ten years old." That’s the tune. The monk’s youth is so long that mortals are envious.”

10046_Dad

Alright, after talking about the little black history of Sect Leader Jiang, let’s talk about my own father’s dark history, it’s still just a little bit.

My father's black history for a period of time is inseparable from Uncle Long.Because at that time my father often lost to Uncle Long, and every time he didn't lose a lot, but just a little bit.

Dad thinks that little difference is a matter of luck, but Uncle Long thinks that losing a little once in a while is called arrears of luck, and losing a little every time is obviously an essential difference.

Uncle Long: "Pei Ji, admit it, there is an insurmountable but insurmountable gap between me and you."

Sun Lijiao repeatedly appeased her lover's irritability: "Senior Long deliberately provoked you, and if you are angry, you will fall into the trap."

The old man held back his anger and tried to remain calm: "First, Long Jingxing's straight lines don't understand what 'excitement' is at all, he only tells the truth in his opinion; second, don't call him senior, he He used to be my junior brother, and he will only be my junior brother in the future. He wants me to change his name to call him senior brother because his cultivation base is higher than mine? He also has to weigh whether he can bear it."

Sun Lijiao: "However, if you put it to the outside world, if you have a higher cultivation base, then you will be a senior. Even if your cultivation base is higher than him again, it will be a matter of the future. Doesn't it affect your need to be soft on him now?"

Dad: "What do you care about the outside world? This is Yunxia Sect, just follow the rules of Yunxia Sect. In the case of the same level, I call him Junior Brother, or just call him by name, and the Discipline Department will not even give us a look." .”

Sun Lijiao: "Then you should just call him by his name. It's a little strange for a low-cultivation to call a high-level junior. Although we are disciples of Yunxia Sect, we don't just stay in Yunxia Sect and don't go out. It is best to take into account the internal and external rules of the Yunxia Sect when possible."

The old man looked at Sun Lijiao.

Sun Lijiao: "I don't doubt that you will be able to defeat Long Jingxing in the future, but we don't need to suffer a loss if we can't beat him now, right? We should retreat strategically now, and then retaliate multiple times when we are strong enough in the future, isn't it good? ?”

The old man pondered for a moment, and said, "But I'm worried that retreating will become a habit, so that when encountering difficulties in the future, you will subconsciously retreat, and dare not rush forward, or hesitate when you rush forward."

Sun Lijiao also pondered for a moment, and then said cruelly: "Jianxiu really can't be cowardly. Compared with the psychological retreat, the physical loss is nothing. If you are beaten, you will be beaten. Anyway, Long Jingxing can't beat you out. Irreversible damage."

The old man gritted his teeth and emphasized: "He only won me a little bit! Don't say it's irreversible, it doesn't even count as an injury."

Sun Lijiao silently pointed to the bloodstain on her father's neck.

The old man was confident: "This kind of injury is not called injury on Jianxiu."

Later, when Dad's cultivation surpassed Master Long's again, Dad also inflicted injuries on Master Long that were not considered injuries in the sense of sword repair.

Uncle Long changed from being arrogant when facing my father, to becoming a disciple who didn't want to see my father, nor did he want to see my father.But when he had to face my father, he wouldn't give in to the end, he still dared to speak up and even make a move.

Grandmaster: "That's right, that's what you want, and you won't be beaten to death anyway, so what's there to be afraid of?"

My father, whose cultivation base left Master Long far behind, said calmly: "I am very grateful to Brother Long for giving me a lot of blows and tempering my temperament when I was young. I am willing to reciprocate and give back. Give Junior Brother Long more training to sublimate the friendship between us. My gratitude to Master is the same."

Grandmaster: "Tsk. This kind of debt is a disciple."

10047_Uncle Dragon

Uncle Long Jingxing confessed his love directly to Yan Xingmen Qin Yisheng.

Qin Yisheng was quite surprised when she heard it, and replied: "I can't say that I didn't realize that you had this idea before, but, I thought I had politely rejected it?"

Uncle Long: "Being euphemistic is not counted, be direct. My direct attitude is: I hope that you and I can study our Tao together as lovers. What do you think?"

Qin Yisheng also said directly: "Reject."

Uncle Long: "Can you tell me the reason for your refusal? Don't worry, I'm just asking, no matter whether I can accept the reason you gave, I will definitely not pester you."

Qin Yisheng: "The reason is, of course, that I'm not interested in having more contact with you, let alone understanding your way, or letting you understand mine."

Uncle Long: "Understood. It's not just because of my bad reputation in Yanxingmen that I should be rejected."

Qin Yisheng: "As a master's Nascent Soul Stage, I don't think I need to be worried about the problem of echoing others by a Nascent Soul Stage from an outside sect."

Uncle Long: "Generally, I don't worry about the problems of fellow Daoists in the Nascent Soul Stage, but sometimes it's difficult to say the mentality of your disciples of the Yanxing Sect."

Later, Qin Yisheng and Master Long basically broke up.

10048_Panda team

Panda Xiaogun worked hard after being driven away by me, established a panda team, and determined to raise a cute panda that I couldn't put it down.

Xiao Gun: "The first point is not to speak the main Esperanto. The main Esperanto will cruelly cull all the cute temperament."

Panda cubs: "Aww."

Xiao Gun: "Yes, that's it. You have to pronounce onomatopoeia, and you have to act silly."

Panda cubs: "Aww."

Xiaogun: "When we grow up, we are too big, and we are not as popular as the small-bodied spirit beasts in terms of cuteness, so we have to pay more attention to highlighting our naive appearance."

Panda cubs: "Aoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa."

Xiao Gun: "The rest is Ruan Mitong's regular training program. We have to learn this as a career, and we can't be perfunctory like those spirit beasts who just want to earn some cheap snacks. We have to set our goal to conquer the world

Panda cubs: "Aw, ow."

The pseudo-panda Tuanyuan passing by looked at it for a while, and said slowly: "If your plan to conquer the world is to start by impressing Pei Lin, then don't let the cute bark sound like a dog. Pei Lin is a very clear cat. .”

Panda cubs: "Mi?"

The pseudo-panda Tuanyuan nodded in satisfaction: "You learn quickly. You should have a bright future."

The panda cubs and Xiao Gun: "Mi, Mi."

I want to say: At least the pseudo-panda reunion, you know that I watched this scene, right?