Xiu Erdai's daily essays

10020-Don't be self righteous

Pei Kong: "Pranks are no longer worth trying for you. It's too small to play. The mood swings of one or two people are also of no value to you, because it is difficult for one or two people to influence the world. When you see that the world is infinite When human beings panic because of changes, your reaction is to sigh, not to feel good."

Me: "I'm not that detached, am I?"

Pei Kong: "When you look at creatures at the Nascent Soul level and lower, do you have a sense of looking down? When you look at the stage of Huashen Mahayana, do you feel alienated? You seem to be standing as an observer rather than a participant The point of view? Even when teaching apprentices, you are observing how they will interact and how they will be stupid, but you will not get angry because of their wrong doings?"

Pei Kong: "When was the last time you were angry?"

Me: "I'm never really angry. Occasionally I might be upset, but when I get really angry... how many times can you count?"

Pei Kong: "Well, it's really related to one's natural temperament to be easily angry, so let's just talk about small anger. You have been angry because others questioned Pei Bing's origin and hidden conspiracy, so now if there is a group of people What will you do if someone accuses one of your disciples of doing something harmful to Yunxia Sect?"

Me: "I think those people are stupid, and I can consider beating them up to shut them up."

Pei Kong: "Will you debate with them?"

Me: "There's no point in arguing with idiots and people with other ideas. They either don't understand, or they don't know how to listen. You have to hurt them directly to behave."

Me: "I don't think I'm emotionally deficient because I put myself in the position of a bystander, but I have more means to solve problems, so those problems that are solved quickly no longer make me emotional. , especially there will be no negative ups and downs. In fact, there are not many positive ups and downs, and I still feel quite happy watching children do stupid things."

Pei Kong: "Oh, so, maybe it is true. It is difficult for me to level up, and it is really hard to understand the real situation of you who are two levels higher than me."

Me: "Thank you, Teacher Kong, for your reminder. I will pay attention to making my down-to-earth spirit truly accepted by low-level practitioners, and not let it become my self-righteous closeness to the people."

10021-Wolf

The little pity wolf is not so guarded against me anymore, it can already treat me like an ordinary fellow daoist.And it seems to be able to treat itself as an ordinary spirit beast, it will do some lazy things that ordinary spirit beasts would do, and it will also do some stupid things under the impetus of curiosity, knowing that the chance of realization is very small .

For example, he pursued the wolf king raised by Elder Wang Lin and Guo, and tried to give birth to wolf cubs.

Ah, yes, the wolf king brought back by Elder Wang Linguo, who has been very milky for a long time, has finally grown into a majestic adult wolf, and will bring a group of spirit beasts - different races Restricting wolves - fighting in groups.

Xiao Lian first mixed into this group with the wolf king, and then became the wolf king's military advisor with her advantages of calmness, clarity, and familiarity with the bad side of human beings. Later, she might be more like a prime minister. Pursue.

Xiao Lian said to the wolf king: "I mainly want to see if I can give birth to a child."

The wolf king who was cultivated in the Nascent Soul Stage looked at Xiao Lian, who was man-made and would die soon after leaving the Yunxia Sect's territory, and asked, "Do you think it is possible for me and you to be born?"

Xiao Lian: "Although I am a man-made product, my basic body structure is intact. Moreover, because I am a man-made product and have natural imbalances, some of my functions are stronger than normal creatures."

Xiao Lian: "For example, I could easily die outside the Yunxia Sect, but within the Yunxia Sect, the energy that can kill the Nascent Soul's peak stage may not be able to seriously injure me. Another example, the normal Nascent Soul stage is very different from the Jindan stage. It is difficult to give birth to a child, but I may have been strengthened in terms of fertility, because Pei Lin who created me is just the top representative of the miracle of fertility."

If the wolf king realized something: "It makes sense, then let's try."

As the top representative of fertility miracles, I haven’t worked hard in childbirth, so I can’t say whether I have special ability in childbirth, but anyway, neither my own brother nor the cat bound to my soul gave birth to cubs .

In fact, many of the wolf king's subordinates felt that Xiao Lian's proposal was unreliable, and that Xiao Lian was relying on this excuse to want to be the queen, but since the king was persuaded, and since the queen in their group had no real rights— Anyway, no prime minister has as much power-so they don't interfere with the king's private affairs.

It's a big deal that we will break up after two years without a child.Although wolves have always been loyal when it comes to mates, it is not surprising that wolves who get too familiar with people are infected with human scum.

10022-big beauty

Speaking of giving birth, there is actually a happy event related to me...

No, no, it wasn't the father who gave birth to the fourth child who frightened the whole cultivation world to death, but my mother's family, who finally gave birth to another beautiful woman with double spiritual roots.

That beautiful woman got the protection of the Hehuan Sect early, and felt that she was very suitable for the Hehuan Sect under this kind of protection, and later entered the Hehuan Sect.

After the great beauty was tested for her spiritual root and before she joined the Hehuan Sect, many disciples of the Yunxia Sect were somewhat conflicted.On the one hand, I feel that this beautiful woman is related to me by blood, so she seems to be very suitable for entering Yunxia Sect; but on the other hand, because she is also related to me by blood, it is not easy for her to inherit the title of Zongfa even if she enters Yunxia Sect .

Contradictory disciples: "The favor of the Yunxia Sect should belong to the Yunxia Sect, and it cannot be made into a family inheritance system. It is unacceptable for father to son or something."

Regardless of whether you can accept it or not, the beauty was frightened by your conflicting eyes, and felt that Yunxiazong was too sick, so she didn't dare to take the exam for Yunxiazong.

This great beauty is named Jiang Nong. Her appearance is a gorgeous style similar to my mother and me. When she doesn't speak, she looks like a cold and arrogant queen, but as long as she speaks, she will reveal her kitty courage.This one can startle her too, and that one can also startle her.And when frightened, the appearance is not very revealing, the more frightened the heart is, the colder the expression is, the less talkative, especially able to bluff people.

My mother's old friend Shao You said: "If Jiang Lin had such a strong personality back then, she might not have lived to be admitted to the Hehuan Sect."

He Huanzong reflected: "Is it because we protected her too much when she was a child, which caused her to be too soft?"

Elder Feng Xuanpo of Zangshuge: "Does she mind her temperament? She doesn't mind what you worry about? Isn't Jiang Ning very effective in fighting after being frightened?"

Jiang Niang's profession of cultivation is Dharma cultivation. When she is too emotional, she is prone to indiscriminate and large-scale attacks, driving away everything that scares her intentionally or unintentionally.

The teaching office has a much better attitude towards me in the late Yuanying period. The most notable manifestation is that they invited me to become a long-term member of the textbook compilation and optimization team.

The teaching office is very pleased: "You are really measured in your speech now, and you know the different levels of speaking to children of different cultivation levels. You will no longer just talk about yourself and ignore others' understanding."

Me: "Because I basically don't rely on the main Esperanto to organize my thoughts. I speak the main Esperanto now just to take care of your comprehension."

Teaching office: "Now our department needs something from you, so you can despise us as much as you want, as long as you have done a good job of adjusting the textbooks assigned to you."

Me: "Revenge for revenge, retribution for injustice, you used to look down on me, now it's finally time for me to bully you... But the problem is that I don't seem to be an indispensable existence in the teaching department? It's okay to have more strength It’s a good thing, but without me alone, the textbooks at the teaching office will not be abandoned by the times due to untimely adjustments. So if I bully you too much, will you still drive me away?”

Teaching office: "As long as the work is done well, other oppression is easy to discuss."

Do you want to bear the humiliation and bear the burden like this?

10023 - Regression of language skills

When I was in the late Yuanying period, I found it very interesting whenever I saw children scrambling for tickets to the secret realm.Thinking about how I used to keep asking Elder Huigu's cold face for some secret information, I couldn't stop laughing.

So when children, especially my apprentices, ask me about secret realms, I always answer them patiently: "Essentially, it's similar to the main world."

Child: "How can it be similar? Secret realms represent chance."

Me: "There are opportunities everywhere in the main world."

Child: "The secret realm opened for the first time and the main world that has no mystery to us, of course, the former contains more treasures."

Me: "Yeah, you already know everything about the main world?"

The children left angrily.And got together to complain about my yin and yang.

Elder Huigu chatted with me in a good mood: "Here, now you know how bad children's questions can be so bad that it's not worth answering, right? You can make fun of these silly questions once or twice, but you can't be fooled by them." Asked hundreds of thousands of times, it is really impossible not to be irritable."

Me: "If I seriously explain to them: After understanding time and space to a certain extent, there is no essential difference between going from the main world to a certain secret realm and going from point A to point B in the main world. Will they understand?"

Elder Huigu: "Think about whether you can express this kind of 'no essential difference' in the main Esperanto. I think you can only express the sentences that are limited to 'they are the same. When you reach my level of cultivation, it will be natural." Just know'."

I laughed: "What is this? 'Sooner or later, people will become what they hate the most', or 'Life is reincarnation'?"

Elder Huigu: "Or is it the degeneration of language ability?"

Me: "I used to use tens of thousands of words to record what happened in a day, but now I can record a thousand words for hundreds of years. This diary is really going to be written to the end. After that, my experience will be written directly in the time and space of the main world. In the future, I can Fellow Taoists who understand time and space can read my daily life."

Elder Huigu: "What if the main world disappears?"

Me: "Shards of time and space will float around together with aura, reach other worlds, and bring stories to those who are destined to those worlds. Of course, the master world and the younger disciples of the Yunxia Sect are the easiest to read my records. Inside the Yunxia Sect My entire aura environment is my diary."

Elder Huigu: "I have all memorized some nonsense, and those who can understand are not interested in reading it carefully."