Group pet childhood creation god
Chapter 53
From the beginning, the audience felt that the appearance of these children was very similar to that of His Majesty's parents, but they didn't say it because the age was too inconsistent.
This time Xie Yunmian called their names, which completely affirmed the audience's hesitant thoughts.
【ah? ?How did Grandpa become a child? 】
[Woo, the leader of the elf tribe who has turned into a cub is a good match with the cub, like a gentle and gentle little boy next door x cute and lively little sun, a childhood sweetheart. 】
[Ah, no matter who it is, cubs and cubs are the cutest together! ////3///]
[Wait... the parents become cubs, can they still take care of His Majesty the cubs? 】
Viewers were not surprised that the parents turned into cubs.
In the Western fantasy world, the elves or dragons who are good at using spells will turn some sick individuals in the clan back into cubs. The cubs are smaller and require less medicine, which allows patients to receive better treatment. treat.
In the ancient world, temporarily turning a person into the appearance of a child is a basic spell in every sect, and it is often used by sects that specialize in cultivating hidden guards. The body of a child can sneak into the destination more concealed and safely.
But now, His Majesty the God is just a cub, and the parents have turned into smaller cubs themselves... How should He take care of His Majesty like this?
What's more, they are in a "parenting competition".
The parents who turned into cubs couldn't take care of the little majesty at all, let alone win the parenting competition.
The audience pointed and condemned one after another.
Xie Yunmian didn't know it at all, he settled the cubs, and said softly: "Don't worry, I will definitely make breakfast for you and win the first place in the competition. After all, I am an excellent little parent."
Audiences:"……???"
Little parent...? !
Combined with Xie Yunmian's previous words, the audience reacted belatedly.
——The parents have become cubs who are younger than the little majesty, and now the little majesty is the parent!
In this parenting competition, it is not the parents who take care of the little majesty, but the little majesty who takes care of the parents of the cubs!
The audience pointed even more fiercely.
Your majesty is so small!How did the parents feel at ease and become cubs for His Majesty to take care of!
Until they saw Xie Yunmian get up to prepare breakfast for the parents of the cubs.
Xie Yunmian put on the small apron slowly, the sky blue apron covered the small half of her body, her long black hair was tied into a little chirp, revealing her white and delicate neck.
The beautiful and immature face was covered with a layer of gold by the projected light.
...Like, like a gentle and gentle young mother.
When the audience thinks that such a cute and cute child will cook, sleep and change clothes for themselves, they will be so cute, and understand why the parents will become cubs and be taken care of by His Majesty.
[It's so cute, can the machine clan invent a nanny robot that looks like a god? 】
[Although it is immoral to let children take care of others, I still feel really good, hehe. 】
[I want to call out that His Majesty the Cub God is a mother!Mom, mom, hungry, hungry rice~]
[Your Majesty Tiandao is so cute, a great and solemn Lord Tiandao. 】
Xie Yunmian didn't realize that his appearance made the audience so cute.
He even felt that he might not be like a parent.
Xie Yunmian hid his awkward thoughts in his heart, and had to hurry up to prepare breakfast for the cubs.
He opens the refrigerator.
There are a wide variety of ingredients in the large double-door refrigerator, and the contestants are free to prepare breakfast for their children.
Xie Yunmian recalled the breakfast he had before, and decided to make fried lemon fish with lemon, vegetable salad, and warm goat milk for the parents of the cubs.
In this way, protein, vitamins and other nutrients are all complete.
Xie Yunmian took out a small vegetable basket and slowly took out the ingredients from the refrigerator.
The small vegetable basket is as big as half of Xie Yunmian's body, and he is only a little big for the refrigerator, so it is very laborious to fetch the ingredients.
Little Qin Jin ran over to help Xie Yunmian take out all the ingredients he wanted, and put them in the small vegetable basket.
Little Qin Jin raised his head, looked at Xiaotian and said, "Little Majesty, in fact, you can just do something casually."
For example, put the ingredients directly on the plate for them to eat, without handling and cooking.
Their physique is not like ordinary people, no matter how hard they are, they will not have any problems. They are only afraid that if Xiao Tian asks His Majesty to cook, it will tire His Majesty.
The little dragon cub resisted the urge to breathe fire, and echoed, "Oh, yes, you were born only a few years ago, and you are not old enough to cook for others. We can eat it raw."
The dragon people never need cooking, they always eat raw flesh and blood, and drink raw blood, which can actually make the dragon's body stronger and its immunity stronger.
Xiaolong cubs are very greedy for the raw beef in the small vegetable basket, it is red and fishy, with wet blood, it must be delicious, and it will even burst into plasma.
The little mermaid cub is also very greedy for raw meat, swallowing saliva constantly, the fine canine teeth and sharp claws are almost protruding, and the soft and beautiful camouflage is in jeopardy.
Little Elf and Xiao Buhan worried that it would be unsafe for children to cook.
Xie Yunmian did not listen to the persuasion of the cub's parents.
His little ears turned red, and he pursed his lips: "It's okay, I'm your parent now, and it's just a small thing to cook a meal for you."
But he was a little guilty because he had never cooked before, and this was his first time cooking.
Xie Yunmian struggled to carry the small vegetable basket with both hands, dragging and tugging, sexily dragging it into the kitchen.
Seeing that the parents of the cubs were about to follow, he gently pushed them: "Don't follow, you just watch outside the kitchen."
"..."
The parents didn't speak.
Xie Yunmian is too short to reach the stove, and needs to step on a small bench to stand in front of the stove.
His interaction with the parents of the cubs was projected by the live footage of the program group.
Many netizens in the real world, because of Xie Yunmian, clicked into the live broadcast of the mother and baby area that they had never entered before.
They first wondered where Xie Yunmian's parents had gone, just like the audience in Subworld, and then realized that Xie Yunmian became a parent and took care of the five children in turn.
Xie Yunmian was standing in front of the stove at the moment, at a loss for what to do with the full amount of ingredients.
...he knew what kind of dish he was going to make, but not the specific process.
No one taught him, let alone learned it himself.
In the live broadcast room in the real world, some bad voices began to appear.
——Most of these voices come from Internet blackmailers. They can't see a three-year-old child, who is not a child star or a child of a big shot, overwhelming a lot of traffic in just a few days.
[Is there something wrong with this program group?Let a child be the parent? ]
[Such a small child can't even hold the bowl steadily, so the food should be hard to describe. Is it really okay to let other children eat? ]
[The three-year-old cub knows how to start a fire, how to add oil and salt, how many ingredients to put in, and how to serve food and vegetables? ]
[I hope the children don't make dark dishes, and then other children eat them...]
These unfriendly bullet screens, although many people hated him as soon as they were sent out, they were very eye-catching in the warm and parenting mother and child live broadcast room.
Some netizens were taken away by Heizi——Mianmian is only three years old, and the food he cooks may really be difficult to explain in words, and it may cause danger during the cooking process.
**
The parents of the cubs didn't pay attention to the live broadcast between the child world and the real world, and their attention was all on Xie Yunmian.
...Although they have become cubs, they are still adults. In their eyes, Xie Yunmian will always be a baby who needs to be taken care of.
They will not let Xie Yunmian cook alone.
The open flame will burn His Majesty's tender skin, the spray will wet his clothes, and the strong smell of oily smoke will be bad for the child's respiratory tract.
They were thinking about it when they heard a crisp snap.
Because Xie Yunmian was going to make pan-fried lemon fish, the ingredients he took included live fish, which was lying in the water basin, as big as Xie Yunmian's head.
He wanted to take out the live fish, but just as his little hand touched the fish scales, the live fish struggled frantically as if seeing a ghost. The tail of the fish slapped the child's wrist heavily. red seal.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
The Mermaid King frowned, he was very upset to see his kind treat His Majesty like this.
He didn't approach Xie Yunmian, but just winked at the live fish in the water basin. The live fish didn't move for a moment, and the fish's eyes glowed strangely, allowing the children to play with it.
Xie Yunmian: "???"
The fish is controlled by the mermaid king and cleans itself up, so it can be thrown into the pot at any time.
The non-stick frying pan is already on the stovetop, and you just need to turn on the fire to start frying the fish.
But the parents would not let the young majesty go down and start the fire himself. This step would be very dangerous for a three-year-old child. The sudden release of heat would not only frighten the child, but also risk burns.
The moment Xie Yunmian fired, the fire was replaced by the dragon fire secretly released by the leader of the dragon clan.
The dragon fire of the adult dragon clan has a very shallow self-awareness, knowing that it wants to help His Majesty the little god cook, and instantly changes from a fierce and fierce fighting state to a docile and well-behaved one, which has high calories but will not burn people.
Qin Jin was worried, and invisibly added a protective cover for Xie Yunmian for monks of the magic way.
This kind of protective shield can only be used for monks fighting with monsters or rival sects, and only high-level magic monks have the authority to use it.
Now it is used to protect children from cooking accidents.
Xie Yunmian was completely unaware of the little actions of the parents. He was only curious about why this big live fish was so obedient all of a sudden. The flames that sprang up were not hot at all, and the unintentional splashes could not wet his clothes.
After he put the live fish into the small frying pan, when he was thinking about what to do next, Xiao Buhan's voice suddenly sounded in his ear.
Sending a message across the air is a unique skill of the monks of the Immortal Dao sect. It does not need to be face-to-face with people, but they can let the other party hear their own voice from a distance.
Buhan Xiaoxianzun's voice lost the magnetism of an adult and became softer and softer.
"Your Majesty, pour a little oil into the pot, then cut ginger slices and put them in, then put the fish into the pot with tongs."
His voice can only be heard by Xie Yunmian, which is equivalent to the little cooking assistant that he carries with him.
Xie Yunmian obediently followed the other party's words, and the effect was surprisingly good.
After the oil was boiled in a small pot, there was a gentle sizzling sound, like light rain in the morning.
Put the cleaned fish and chopped ginger and garlic in, and with a crackling sound, the unique strong aroma of meat bursts out.
Xiao Buhan passed the words to Xie Yunmian.
"After the fish is burnt golden red, you can cut the lemon into slices and put them on the fish slices with chopsticks."
Xie Yunmian nodded obediently, took out two lemons, cleaned them, cut them into slices with a knife, and carefully placed them on the half-cooked fish fillets.
The lemon slices are soaked with fresh lemon juice by the instant heat.
The pure meat flavor is instantly mixed with fresh and sweet lemon flavor, which makes people salivate just by smelling it.
The pan-fried lemon fish was ready soon, Xie Yunmian cut the pan-fried lemon fish into five portions according to Xiao Buhan's instructions, and put them in the baby's special snack bowl.
Kitchen utensils such as food bowls and frying pans have been enchanted by the parents. Xie Yunmian can use them easily, otherwise it would be difficult for a three-year-old child to even hold the handle of the frying pan.
But Xie Yunmian was able to cook this dish well, largely because he understood it as soon as he learned it, not because of the help of his parents.
Internet hackers, when they saw Xie Yunmian finished cooking the first dish, they rushed up immediately, wanting to see how bad the three-year-old's cooking would be, so that they could become popular.
But when they saw Xie Yunmian's pan-fried lemon fish, they immediately shut up.
The fresh freshwater fish was fried just right, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, revealing a light golden yellow color. It was cut into five parts, and the tender white fish meat was exposed, with sweet and slightly sour lemon juice.
A few slices of lemon garnish the fish.
…It’s hard to imagine that this is the first time a three-year-old cooks this dish.
The live broadcast room in the real world is boiling again.
[Who said just now that a three-year-old can't cook well? ?Come out and get beaten! ]
[Ah, Mianmian is amazing, I can only order takeout and cook instant noodles in my twenties, abaaaba. ]
[Didn't someone say just now that Mianmian can't cook well?I'm afraid it's a navy sunspot sent by some company. ]
[Woooooo ashamed of myself, Zai Zai raised me, Zai Zai raised me! ]
Those black people who could only type on the keyboard didn't speak anymore, and the harmony in the live broadcast room was restored.
After Xie Yunmian finished the fried lemon fish, he started to make vegetable salad.
The elves can control all things in nature, including the vegetables purchased by the program group at the vegetable market.
The vegetables were tuned/taught by the Elf King to be very obedient. Before Xie Yunmian started cutting them, they split into several parts automatically, and rolled into the milky white salad dressing.
Xie Yunmian: "?"
Xie Yunmian thought it was a scientific phenomenon that he had never seen before, so he didn't take it to heart.
After the pan-fried lemon fish and vegetable salad are ready, as long as the bottled goat milk is soaked in hot water, the breakfast for the parents of the cubs is ready.
Xie Yunmian took five breakfasts one by one, put them on the small dining cart, slowly pushed the small dining cart as tall as him, left the kitchen, and came to the dining room.
He called out in a milky voice, "Breakfast is ready~"
The parents of the cubs sat at the small dining table, waiting for a long time.
The eyes of the little cubs brightened and their expressions were delighted.
The little dragon cub smelled the smell more fragrant than raw meat, and almost showed the little dragon's horns and tail.
He whimpered and pushed the other cubs, wanting to be the first to eat the breakfast made by Zaizai God.
The little mermaid cub, like the little dragon cub, was originally a raw carnivore, but because of His Majesty's delicacies, he forcibly violated his instinct of eating raw meat and drool over cooked meat.
He wrestled with the little dragon cub, trying to be the first cub to eat meat.
The other cubs were well-behaved and helped bring the snack bowls containing breakfast to the table.
Xie Yunmian's ears turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "This is the first breakfast I've made for you, come and try it."
Parents used to cook for him. This is the first time he cooks for them. He has an inexplicable sense of pride in... being filial to his parents.
He is a little parent who is filial to his parents!
The parents of the cubs sat around the dining table and ate the breakfast His Majesty the Cub God made for them, not knowing that they had become objects of filial piety in the eyes of Cubs.
In terms of status, it should be the parents who are filial to Xie Yunmian who is a god.
Xie Yunmian watched the cubs eating breakfast, couldn't help imitating the tone of the parents, and taught: "Children must eat breakfast well to grow taller."
He compared the height of himself and the parents of the cubs: "Look, I insist on eating breakfast every day, and now I have grown to 96 centimeters, and I will soon break through one meter~"
Parents of cubs: "..."
In their eyes, Xie Yunmian was a tiny little guy, barely worth their thighs, so fragile that they would die if they were not careful.
When they lowered their heads, they could only see Xie Yunmian's round and fluffy hair, and Xie Yunmian's voice would be hard for them to hear because of the difference in height.
Only by squatting down and kneeling on one knee can they look at the gods.
The size difference between them and the gods can be said to be very large, which is equivalent to an anime character with nine heads and a Q-version doll with two heads.
And the parent is now a two-year-old cub, shorter than Xie Yunmian.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with His Majesty the God educating them in this way.
Seeing that the parents of the cubs did not respond, Xie Yunmian asked again: "Does everyone know?"
"Got it! I will work hard to grow to one meter!"
The elf king, who was two meters one in adulthood, was the first to answer. He had just finished drinking warm milk, with a milky white beard around his fair mouth, long blond hair dangling, and green eyes sparkling.
Like the aristocratic little prince in Western European movies.
The other cubs agreed one after another, saying that they would eat breakfast well and grow taller soon.
Xie Yunmian looked at the little cubs and couldn't help showing her auntie smile.
...It turns out that this is the joy of raising cubs!
****
The situation of the other two groups was far worse than that of Xie Yunmian.
The children in their family are as big as Xie Yunmian, but they are very picky eaters. The dishes made by the parents are difficult to satisfy them. Some children even sat on the ground and burst into tears.
In contrast, Xie Yunmian's side is completely a family of Zai Zai.
The round and low children's small dining table is placed with colorful and delicious food, and the air is full of attractive food aroma.
A group of cute and white cubs are sitting at the dining table, babbling for food.
Xie Yunmian, who was a little older than them, stood beside them with kind eyes, as if enjoying the family happiness, and answered the little cubs' questions with an "eh~" from time to time.
The audience in Subworld understood the meaning of Xie Yunmian's eyes.
[Hahahaha, congratulations to the three-year-old Cub God, His Majesty, enjoying the family happiness! 】
【...Your Majesty Tiandao lives the same life as the heaven and earth, so don't be cold to Immortal Venerable and Demon Lord Qin Jin, you must honor His Majesty Xiao Tiandao well. 】
【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
[As expected of His Majesty the God, he is very good at raising cubs. After all, he once single-handedly brought up the infancy of N races_(:з」∠)_]
After the parents of the cubs have finished their breakfast, the parenting competition has come to the second stage—putting them to sleep!
Sleeping is a headache for many parents. Many children have more energy than adults, do not go to bed on time at all, and make noise and disturb the people.
The parents of the other two groups have lost their expectations for their children, and they simply behave badly, doing whatever they want.
Xie Yunmian became more and more addicted to raising cubs.
After he cleaned up the dishes, he called the little cubs to sleep.
The parents of the cubs did not scramble to rush to Xie Yunmian, but pulled the cubs in front of him by the hem of their clothes, and walked into the small bedroom prepared by the program group like a small train.
There are five small children's folding beds in the small bedroom, which are like nap beds in the nursery.
The window was covered by a heavy sleeping curtain, the light was dim, only a small night light glowed with warm yellow light, and the air was filled with the drowsy fragrance of lavender.
Xie Yunmian helped them lay out the nap blankets one by one: "Kids, go to bed soon, you can only grow taller when you sleep, otherwise your height will never exceed one meter."
The last sentence was the scariest threat he could think of.
The audience saw Xie Yunmian's obsession with height.
【Did Your Majesty, Zai Zai, forget that parents are two meters per person==】
[Hahaha, maybe Zaizai God thinks that the parents have no memories of adulthood. 】
[Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao: If you don't sleep well, jump up and hit your knee! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The parents of the cubs dote on Xie Yunmian very much, they do whatever Xie Yunmian says.
They pretended to be frightened and babbled for a while, scrambling to climb into their respective small beds, covered them with small quilts, and then opened their eyes wide, as if they didn't seem to be going to sleep at all.
Parents don’t need to sleep. The dragon clan sleeps for thousands of years, and can stay awake for ten thousand years after waking up; the mermaid clan sleeps for a few seconds by closing their eyes for better hunting and fighting; Pray for millennia without needing a moment's rest.
Not to mention monks like Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin who have successfully ascended or fallen from the devil.
Unless His Majesty the Gods sleeps with them... or coaxes them to sleep.
Their eyes were all on Xie Yunmian.
Xie Yunmian moved a small bench and sat in front of them: "Well... I'm not very good at putting children to sleep, so shall I sing you a lullaby?"
The audience erupted instantly.
Xie Yunmian's voice hadn't grown, but it was recognized as pleasant, soft and milky, but not greasy, very clear and clean, like a mint-flavored caramel.
Just talking will make people soft-hearted, and it is impossible to imagine how amazing it will be when singing.
Xie Yunmian used to listen to songs before going to bed when he didn't meet his parents, and he remembered the tunes of some songs over time.
He cleared his throat and parted his red lips lightly.
The audience in the three worlds fell silent for a moment when they heard his voice.
The hum of the air conditioner in the room, the chirping of birds and the wind outside the window, and even the breathing and heartbeat of the cubs all blurred in an instant.
The child's voice is warm and soft.
"In the shadow of the sun, catch the breath of fantasy, the gap between the east wind and the sea, quietly opened the forest...*"
Xie Yunmian half closed her eyes, the golden eyes were covered by long curled eyelashes, casting a soft shadow.
His half-length black hair was tied up, revealing a delicate and immature face, like a little prince who would only appear in a dream.
The light of the night light was on his body, and his whole body was like a star shining slightly in the dark.
"People are running on the seabed of stars, their thoughts are hanging high in the sky, and when time is slowing down, - I will meet you.*"
After the song was over, the traffic in the live broadcast room reached its peak in an instant.
...The parents of the cubs couldn't fall asleep even more, which made the audience nervous. The rules of this competition are to successfully put the children to sleep. Mianmian must not lose at this stage.
Xie Yunmian sang a few more songs with soft tunes.
The parents of the cubs listened with great interest, but in the end Xie Yunmian's voice became smaller and smaller...
The parents noticed something was wrong, sat up and looked towards where Xie Yunmian was.
Xie Yunmian coaxed herself to sleep.
He hugged the pillow he brought at hand, resting his little head on the pillow, his tied little chirp spread out, his black hair was scattered, and his skin was slightly red. It could be seen that he had slept very soundly, and he might not be able to wake up for a while. coming.
Parents of cubs: "..."
They knew that they were participating in a parenting competition, and wanted to win glory to His Majesty.
They curled up in the warm blankets and forced themselves to sleep.
I don't know if this bedroom is too warm, or because of His Majesty's special physique, as soon as they closed their eyes, they miraculously fell into a deep sleep.
Little Qin Jin even had a long-lost dream.
In the dream, he was still a child less than three years old, very small, looking for a bathroom in a strange house.
He knew that he was the most powerful demon in the world, and there was nothing he couldn't get, so he quickly found the bathroom, ran into the compartment, and closed the door.
The sound of sparse water was like rain, clattering.
Little Qin Jin sighed comfortably.
...and then he woke up with a start.
Little Qin Jin didn't react much, he just felt that the dream came true so smoothly!
Until he was horrified to find that there was a wet and awkward feeling under his body.
He reached out and touched it, and his palm was wet with an unknown liquid.
The next moment, the loud cry of a child pierced the silence.
The parents of the cubs looked at each other.
Xie Yunmian hurried over, worried: "What's the matter? Is there something uncomfortable?"
Little Qin Jin would rather feel uncomfortable than wet the bed.
He wrapped himself tightly in the wet quilt to prevent Xie Yunmian from discovering this ridiculous fact.
As the most talented and qualified demon monk, and the only demon master in the world who successfully fell into the demon world, he actually wetted the bed!
Little Qin Jin remembered that when he first met Xie Yunmian, he was worried about whether the three-year-old would wet the bed, but now the clown has become himself.
The tighter Qin Jin's grip was, the more worried Xie Yunmian became, and wanted to lift the quilt of Little Qin Jin to have a look.
Little Qin Jin's face was flushed, and he was sobbing: "Woooooooo, don't watch."
The audience was very curious.
【What the hell happened? ? 】
【Ahhh, compared to Xiao Tiandao, His Majesty Mozun is not cute at all, the crying is so loud! 】
【Are you sick?But it doesn't look like it, this kid can run and jump. 】
【Hey, why did the color of the little blanket covered by Mozun darken? 】
Little Qin Jin refuses to tell Xie Yunmian the truth, Xie Yunmian is His Majesty of Heavenly Dao, if Heavenly Dao finds out that Demon Lord Qin Jin can wet the bed, it will probably be an embarrassment for his whole life.
He is still waiting for Xiao Tiandao to grow up, and then stay with Xiao Tiandao all the time.
In the end, the staff came to check the situation, and she dismissed Xie Yunmian and other parents.
Seeing that no acquaintances were there, Xiao Qin Jin hesitated and told the staff that he wet the bed.
The staff suddenly realized that they were used to this kind of situation, and brought a change of baby pants for washing, and asked Xiao Qin Jin to change them by himself.
The staff asked by the way: "Children, do you want to pack disposable diapers?"
Little Qin Jin: "...No."
The staff temporarily turned off the live broadcast room, and declared to Xie Yunmian and other children that little Qin Jin was just having a nightmare.
Little Qin Jin changed into a new pair of pants, his cheeks were flushed, his teeth were clenched, and he looked very aggrieved.
Xie Yunmian hugged him and comforted him: "Hug you, and you won't have nightmares in the future."
Little Qin Jin: "Hmm..."
*****
Once this parenting game completes the sleep phase, the whole game is completely over.
The parents of the other two groups not only failed to satisfy their children with breakfast, but also failed to put them to sleep. The children rolled around on the bed energetically.
Xie Yunmian won the No.1 prize in this parenting competition. The prize is a parenting gift package for parents, which includes the educational book "How to Make Your Child Be Better Than Their Peers", a height measurement chart, and a children's schedule...
Holding these parenting gift packages, Xie Yunmian couldn't help showing regret when she thought that the parents would not always maintain the cub form.
These parenting supplies can only be used by parents on him.
After Xie Yunmian left the competition venue, seeing that the time was almost up, he wanted to ask the driver to pick them up and take them to a private jet.
Xie Yunmian took out the child's mobile phone and dialed the driver's phone fluently.
After the call was over, the elf king asked, "Your Majesty, the little god, is the 1000 million pocket money we gave you last month enough?"
Xie Yunmian: "It's enough, there's still some left."
Standing aside, Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin stopped suddenly.
——They knew that they accidentally ate Zai Zai Ruan Fan before.
But they didn't know where Zai Zai's money came from, and they never thought about it. As the way of heaven, Zai Zai should have brought countless wealth and dignitaries with him.
They never expected that His Majesty Tiandao's pocket money turned out to be a parent from another world!
His Majesty Tiandao used other parents' pocket money to raise them secretly.
Little Qin Jin and Xiao Xiao were not cold, and instantly figured out that they were raised by heaven in the deep palace... little white faces.
Little Qin Jin interrupted the conversation between Xie Yunmian and Xi Huan's parents: "Little Majesty, you don't need to let the private plane come over."
Xie Yunmian: "Why?"
Little Qin Jin was so angry that his teeth itched: "Little Majesty, we can also support you."
Not long ago, through the creation system, they exchanged their own property for a certain amount of banknotes.
After a while, Xie Yunmian's cell phone rang with a ding-dong. —— "Your Alipay has received 1000 million yuan."
Xie Yunmian: "???"
The concept of money of a three-year-old child is on the verge of being spoiled.
****
In the end, Xie Yunmian took the private jet bought by Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin, and returned to his long-lost home.
As soon as he got home, a snow-white ball of fur rushed towards him.
"Wang Woo!"
Xie Yunmian was bumped into Gululu's arms, and her little arms were crowded with fluffy fluff.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."
Gululu rubbed back and forth, and when it saw the person behind Xie Yunmian, it suddenly stopped.
"Here, this bunch of kids... where did they come from?"
Countless thoughts flashed through Gululu's mind in an instant.
This group of children looks very similar to Xie Yunmian's parents.
Could it be the biological child of the parents?But they are clearly single.
...Could it be the 2.0 version of the parents created by His Majesty?What about version 1.0, parents? ?Is there anything wrong?
Until Gululu heard familiar words.
The little mermaid muttered, and kicked it lightly: "Tsk tsk, it's that dog worm clinging to your majesty again."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
It was kicked to the ground, its short and fat limbs struggled, it looked at the silver-haired blue-eyed brat, and finally remembered who it was.
Hamel.
These children are the parents of the cubs.
It itself is also a cub, and His Majesty the Little God is also a cub, and together with this villa, it became a kindergarten...?
Xie Yunmian stopped the mermaid king from bullying Gululu: "Don't bully Gululu!"
The little mermaid king retracted his feet angrily.
Gululu got up, bit Xie Yunmian's trousers, and pulled up the other's ankle with his claws.
"Your Majesty, you haven't been to work for a long time, why don't you go to work now?"
In the past, His Majesty the Gods only started to go to work after sending the subjects back to the Subworld.
It is implying His Majesty the gods to send these children back as soon as possible.
But Xie Yunmian couldn't bear to get up.
He spent a long time with the parents of the two worlds.
They once visited the fairy-like Baiyun Taoist Temple together, threw hydrangea in the warm sunset, and ate and slept together in the quiet and dark night...
In short, there are countless good memories.
Xie Yunmian clutched the corner of his clothes, thinking for a moment: "I will let the parents stay here for another day, and then send them back."
Gululu has no objection, as long as these brats don't stay here for too long, it will be fine.
However, tomorrow happens to be Monday.
Wouldn't this group of brats be able to watch His Majesty Cub God go to work?
Gululu: "..."
It hopes that nothing messy will happen by then.
****
After Xie Yunmian settled Gululu and herself, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening to go to bed.
The parents will have to wait until tomorrow morning to turn back into adults, and he can still share a bed with the parents of the cubs tonight, if five adults can't squeeze in at all.
Due to the fact that the parents of the cubs are not strong enough, Xie Yunmian cannot sleep on them in a 卌 shape, but can only sleep between two parents.
The parents use rock-paper-scissors to decide who can sleep with Xie Yunmian.
After several reincarnations, the winners were the Elf King and Xiao Buhan.
The two children were very happy. After taking a bath happily, they quickly climbed onto the bed, leaving a small place for Xie Yunmian.
After a while, Xie Yunmian also went to bed.
Not long after he took a bath, his hair was fluffy and his body was fragrant. He was wearing soft and plush lamb pajamas, like a newborn lamb, lying between Xiao Buhan and the Elf King.
He poked his head out from under the quilt, winked at the parents, and said softly, "Go to bed soon."
The elf king obediently closed his eyes and let his blond hair hang down, scratching Xie Yunmian's neck numbly.
Xiao Buhan kept silent, pursed his lips, and stared at him closely.
Xie Yunmian: "?"
Before he could react, he was suddenly embraced in a warm embrace.
This embrace is different from that of adult parents.
The embraces of the adult parents are very light and gentle, and they don't use much strength, for fear of hurting the young gods.
But Xiao Buhan is now a little over two-year-old cub, no matter how strong he is, his body is a little smaller.
He looked at the cute and fluffy little group, Ayun, and couldn't help but feel disgusted. His limbs wrapped around Ayun like an octopus, and he sucked him hard.
Strong milk flavor.
Xie Yunmian was caught off guard: "Woooooooooooooooo?"
"Ayun, Ayun." The little boy rested his chin on his shoulder, his voice was soft and gentle, and the words he called out were as powerful and deep as a falling stone.
"I really like you."
Xie Yunmian's cheeks were flushed, and he wanted to struggle subconsciously, but when he heard the boy's whisper, he calmed down inexplicably.
...Like, many years ago, someone had called him like this countless times.
But he has only been in this world for three years, and he only has a memory of more than a year,... How could such an idea appear?
"Ow!"
A soft cry broke the stickiness of the two children, Xie Yunmian followed the situation and saw the dragon cub tremblingly spitting out the little dragon fire.
Xiaolongzai was aggressive: "Xiao Buhan, you are not allowed to take advantage of His Majesty the God of God like this!"
After it finished speaking, it spat out translucent dragon fire, which burned off a section of Xiao Buhan's long black hair.
Xiao
This time Xie Yunmian called their names, which completely affirmed the audience's hesitant thoughts.
【ah? ?How did Grandpa become a child? 】
[Woo, the leader of the elf tribe who has turned into a cub is a good match with the cub, like a gentle and gentle little boy next door x cute and lively little sun, a childhood sweetheart. 】
[Ah, no matter who it is, cubs and cubs are the cutest together! ////3///]
[Wait... the parents become cubs, can they still take care of His Majesty the cubs? 】
Viewers were not surprised that the parents turned into cubs.
In the Western fantasy world, the elves or dragons who are good at using spells will turn some sick individuals in the clan back into cubs. The cubs are smaller and require less medicine, which allows patients to receive better treatment. treat.
In the ancient world, temporarily turning a person into the appearance of a child is a basic spell in every sect, and it is often used by sects that specialize in cultivating hidden guards. The body of a child can sneak into the destination more concealed and safely.
But now, His Majesty the God is just a cub, and the parents have turned into smaller cubs themselves... How should He take care of His Majesty like this?
What's more, they are in a "parenting competition".
The parents who turned into cubs couldn't take care of the little majesty at all, let alone win the parenting competition.
The audience pointed and condemned one after another.
Xie Yunmian didn't know it at all, he settled the cubs, and said softly: "Don't worry, I will definitely make breakfast for you and win the first place in the competition. After all, I am an excellent little parent."
Audiences:"……???"
Little parent...? !
Combined with Xie Yunmian's previous words, the audience reacted belatedly.
——The parents have become cubs who are younger than the little majesty, and now the little majesty is the parent!
In this parenting competition, it is not the parents who take care of the little majesty, but the little majesty who takes care of the parents of the cubs!
The audience pointed even more fiercely.
Your majesty is so small!How did the parents feel at ease and become cubs for His Majesty to take care of!
Until they saw Xie Yunmian get up to prepare breakfast for the parents of the cubs.
Xie Yunmian put on the small apron slowly, the sky blue apron covered the small half of her body, her long black hair was tied into a little chirp, revealing her white and delicate neck.
The beautiful and immature face was covered with a layer of gold by the projected light.
...Like, like a gentle and gentle young mother.
When the audience thinks that such a cute and cute child will cook, sleep and change clothes for themselves, they will be so cute, and understand why the parents will become cubs and be taken care of by His Majesty.
[It's so cute, can the machine clan invent a nanny robot that looks like a god? 】
[Although it is immoral to let children take care of others, I still feel really good, hehe. 】
[I want to call out that His Majesty the Cub God is a mother!Mom, mom, hungry, hungry rice~]
[Your Majesty Tiandao is so cute, a great and solemn Lord Tiandao. 】
Xie Yunmian didn't realize that his appearance made the audience so cute.
He even felt that he might not be like a parent.
Xie Yunmian hid his awkward thoughts in his heart, and had to hurry up to prepare breakfast for the cubs.
He opens the refrigerator.
There are a wide variety of ingredients in the large double-door refrigerator, and the contestants are free to prepare breakfast for their children.
Xie Yunmian recalled the breakfast he had before, and decided to make fried lemon fish with lemon, vegetable salad, and warm goat milk for the parents of the cubs.
In this way, protein, vitamins and other nutrients are all complete.
Xie Yunmian took out a small vegetable basket and slowly took out the ingredients from the refrigerator.
The small vegetable basket is as big as half of Xie Yunmian's body, and he is only a little big for the refrigerator, so it is very laborious to fetch the ingredients.
Little Qin Jin ran over to help Xie Yunmian take out all the ingredients he wanted, and put them in the small vegetable basket.
Little Qin Jin raised his head, looked at Xiaotian and said, "Little Majesty, in fact, you can just do something casually."
For example, put the ingredients directly on the plate for them to eat, without handling and cooking.
Their physique is not like ordinary people, no matter how hard they are, they will not have any problems. They are only afraid that if Xiao Tian asks His Majesty to cook, it will tire His Majesty.
The little dragon cub resisted the urge to breathe fire, and echoed, "Oh, yes, you were born only a few years ago, and you are not old enough to cook for others. We can eat it raw."
The dragon people never need cooking, they always eat raw flesh and blood, and drink raw blood, which can actually make the dragon's body stronger and its immunity stronger.
Xiaolong cubs are very greedy for the raw beef in the small vegetable basket, it is red and fishy, with wet blood, it must be delicious, and it will even burst into plasma.
The little mermaid cub is also very greedy for raw meat, swallowing saliva constantly, the fine canine teeth and sharp claws are almost protruding, and the soft and beautiful camouflage is in jeopardy.
Little Elf and Xiao Buhan worried that it would be unsafe for children to cook.
Xie Yunmian did not listen to the persuasion of the cub's parents.
His little ears turned red, and he pursed his lips: "It's okay, I'm your parent now, and it's just a small thing to cook a meal for you."
But he was a little guilty because he had never cooked before, and this was his first time cooking.
Xie Yunmian struggled to carry the small vegetable basket with both hands, dragging and tugging, sexily dragging it into the kitchen.
Seeing that the parents of the cubs were about to follow, he gently pushed them: "Don't follow, you just watch outside the kitchen."
"..."
The parents didn't speak.
Xie Yunmian is too short to reach the stove, and needs to step on a small bench to stand in front of the stove.
His interaction with the parents of the cubs was projected by the live footage of the program group.
Many netizens in the real world, because of Xie Yunmian, clicked into the live broadcast of the mother and baby area that they had never entered before.
They first wondered where Xie Yunmian's parents had gone, just like the audience in Subworld, and then realized that Xie Yunmian became a parent and took care of the five children in turn.
Xie Yunmian was standing in front of the stove at the moment, at a loss for what to do with the full amount of ingredients.
...he knew what kind of dish he was going to make, but not the specific process.
No one taught him, let alone learned it himself.
In the live broadcast room in the real world, some bad voices began to appear.
——Most of these voices come from Internet blackmailers. They can't see a three-year-old child, who is not a child star or a child of a big shot, overwhelming a lot of traffic in just a few days.
[Is there something wrong with this program group?Let a child be the parent? ]
[Such a small child can't even hold the bowl steadily, so the food should be hard to describe. Is it really okay to let other children eat? ]
[The three-year-old cub knows how to start a fire, how to add oil and salt, how many ingredients to put in, and how to serve food and vegetables? ]
[I hope the children don't make dark dishes, and then other children eat them...]
These unfriendly bullet screens, although many people hated him as soon as they were sent out, they were very eye-catching in the warm and parenting mother and child live broadcast room.
Some netizens were taken away by Heizi——Mianmian is only three years old, and the food he cooks may really be difficult to explain in words, and it may cause danger during the cooking process.
**
The parents of the cubs didn't pay attention to the live broadcast between the child world and the real world, and their attention was all on Xie Yunmian.
...Although they have become cubs, they are still adults. In their eyes, Xie Yunmian will always be a baby who needs to be taken care of.
They will not let Xie Yunmian cook alone.
The open flame will burn His Majesty's tender skin, the spray will wet his clothes, and the strong smell of oily smoke will be bad for the child's respiratory tract.
They were thinking about it when they heard a crisp snap.
Because Xie Yunmian was going to make pan-fried lemon fish, the ingredients he took included live fish, which was lying in the water basin, as big as Xie Yunmian's head.
He wanted to take out the live fish, but just as his little hand touched the fish scales, the live fish struggled frantically as if seeing a ghost. The tail of the fish slapped the child's wrist heavily. red seal.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
The Mermaid King frowned, he was very upset to see his kind treat His Majesty like this.
He didn't approach Xie Yunmian, but just winked at the live fish in the water basin. The live fish didn't move for a moment, and the fish's eyes glowed strangely, allowing the children to play with it.
Xie Yunmian: "???"
The fish is controlled by the mermaid king and cleans itself up, so it can be thrown into the pot at any time.
The non-stick frying pan is already on the stovetop, and you just need to turn on the fire to start frying the fish.
But the parents would not let the young majesty go down and start the fire himself. This step would be very dangerous for a three-year-old child. The sudden release of heat would not only frighten the child, but also risk burns.
The moment Xie Yunmian fired, the fire was replaced by the dragon fire secretly released by the leader of the dragon clan.
The dragon fire of the adult dragon clan has a very shallow self-awareness, knowing that it wants to help His Majesty the little god cook, and instantly changes from a fierce and fierce fighting state to a docile and well-behaved one, which has high calories but will not burn people.
Qin Jin was worried, and invisibly added a protective cover for Xie Yunmian for monks of the magic way.
This kind of protective shield can only be used for monks fighting with monsters or rival sects, and only high-level magic monks have the authority to use it.
Now it is used to protect children from cooking accidents.
Xie Yunmian was completely unaware of the little actions of the parents. He was only curious about why this big live fish was so obedient all of a sudden. The flames that sprang up were not hot at all, and the unintentional splashes could not wet his clothes.
After he put the live fish into the small frying pan, when he was thinking about what to do next, Xiao Buhan's voice suddenly sounded in his ear.
Sending a message across the air is a unique skill of the monks of the Immortal Dao sect. It does not need to be face-to-face with people, but they can let the other party hear their own voice from a distance.
Buhan Xiaoxianzun's voice lost the magnetism of an adult and became softer and softer.
"Your Majesty, pour a little oil into the pot, then cut ginger slices and put them in, then put the fish into the pot with tongs."
His voice can only be heard by Xie Yunmian, which is equivalent to the little cooking assistant that he carries with him.
Xie Yunmian obediently followed the other party's words, and the effect was surprisingly good.
After the oil was boiled in a small pot, there was a gentle sizzling sound, like light rain in the morning.
Put the cleaned fish and chopped ginger and garlic in, and with a crackling sound, the unique strong aroma of meat bursts out.
Xiao Buhan passed the words to Xie Yunmian.
"After the fish is burnt golden red, you can cut the lemon into slices and put them on the fish slices with chopsticks."
Xie Yunmian nodded obediently, took out two lemons, cleaned them, cut them into slices with a knife, and carefully placed them on the half-cooked fish fillets.
The lemon slices are soaked with fresh lemon juice by the instant heat.
The pure meat flavor is instantly mixed with fresh and sweet lemon flavor, which makes people salivate just by smelling it.
The pan-fried lemon fish was ready soon, Xie Yunmian cut the pan-fried lemon fish into five portions according to Xiao Buhan's instructions, and put them in the baby's special snack bowl.
Kitchen utensils such as food bowls and frying pans have been enchanted by the parents. Xie Yunmian can use them easily, otherwise it would be difficult for a three-year-old child to even hold the handle of the frying pan.
But Xie Yunmian was able to cook this dish well, largely because he understood it as soon as he learned it, not because of the help of his parents.
Internet hackers, when they saw Xie Yunmian finished cooking the first dish, they rushed up immediately, wanting to see how bad the three-year-old's cooking would be, so that they could become popular.
But when they saw Xie Yunmian's pan-fried lemon fish, they immediately shut up.
The fresh freshwater fish was fried just right, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, revealing a light golden yellow color. It was cut into five parts, and the tender white fish meat was exposed, with sweet and slightly sour lemon juice.
A few slices of lemon garnish the fish.
…It’s hard to imagine that this is the first time a three-year-old cooks this dish.
The live broadcast room in the real world is boiling again.
[Who said just now that a three-year-old can't cook well? ?Come out and get beaten! ]
[Ah, Mianmian is amazing, I can only order takeout and cook instant noodles in my twenties, abaaaba. ]
[Didn't someone say just now that Mianmian can't cook well?I'm afraid it's a navy sunspot sent by some company. ]
[Woooooo ashamed of myself, Zai Zai raised me, Zai Zai raised me! ]
Those black people who could only type on the keyboard didn't speak anymore, and the harmony in the live broadcast room was restored.
After Xie Yunmian finished the fried lemon fish, he started to make vegetable salad.
The elves can control all things in nature, including the vegetables purchased by the program group at the vegetable market.
The vegetables were tuned/taught by the Elf King to be very obedient. Before Xie Yunmian started cutting them, they split into several parts automatically, and rolled into the milky white salad dressing.
Xie Yunmian: "?"
Xie Yunmian thought it was a scientific phenomenon that he had never seen before, so he didn't take it to heart.
After the pan-fried lemon fish and vegetable salad are ready, as long as the bottled goat milk is soaked in hot water, the breakfast for the parents of the cubs is ready.
Xie Yunmian took five breakfasts one by one, put them on the small dining cart, slowly pushed the small dining cart as tall as him, left the kitchen, and came to the dining room.
He called out in a milky voice, "Breakfast is ready~"
The parents of the cubs sat at the small dining table, waiting for a long time.
The eyes of the little cubs brightened and their expressions were delighted.
The little dragon cub smelled the smell more fragrant than raw meat, and almost showed the little dragon's horns and tail.
He whimpered and pushed the other cubs, wanting to be the first to eat the breakfast made by Zaizai God.
The little mermaid cub, like the little dragon cub, was originally a raw carnivore, but because of His Majesty's delicacies, he forcibly violated his instinct of eating raw meat and drool over cooked meat.
He wrestled with the little dragon cub, trying to be the first cub to eat meat.
The other cubs were well-behaved and helped bring the snack bowls containing breakfast to the table.
Xie Yunmian's ears turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "This is the first breakfast I've made for you, come and try it."
Parents used to cook for him. This is the first time he cooks for them. He has an inexplicable sense of pride in... being filial to his parents.
He is a little parent who is filial to his parents!
The parents of the cubs sat around the dining table and ate the breakfast His Majesty the Cub God made for them, not knowing that they had become objects of filial piety in the eyes of Cubs.
In terms of status, it should be the parents who are filial to Xie Yunmian who is a god.
Xie Yunmian watched the cubs eating breakfast, couldn't help imitating the tone of the parents, and taught: "Children must eat breakfast well to grow taller."
He compared the height of himself and the parents of the cubs: "Look, I insist on eating breakfast every day, and now I have grown to 96 centimeters, and I will soon break through one meter~"
Parents of cubs: "..."
In their eyes, Xie Yunmian was a tiny little guy, barely worth their thighs, so fragile that they would die if they were not careful.
When they lowered their heads, they could only see Xie Yunmian's round and fluffy hair, and Xie Yunmian's voice would be hard for them to hear because of the difference in height.
Only by squatting down and kneeling on one knee can they look at the gods.
The size difference between them and the gods can be said to be very large, which is equivalent to an anime character with nine heads and a Q-version doll with two heads.
And the parent is now a two-year-old cub, shorter than Xie Yunmian.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with His Majesty the God educating them in this way.
Seeing that the parents of the cubs did not respond, Xie Yunmian asked again: "Does everyone know?"
"Got it! I will work hard to grow to one meter!"
The elf king, who was two meters one in adulthood, was the first to answer. He had just finished drinking warm milk, with a milky white beard around his fair mouth, long blond hair dangling, and green eyes sparkling.
Like the aristocratic little prince in Western European movies.
The other cubs agreed one after another, saying that they would eat breakfast well and grow taller soon.
Xie Yunmian looked at the little cubs and couldn't help showing her auntie smile.
...It turns out that this is the joy of raising cubs!
****
The situation of the other two groups was far worse than that of Xie Yunmian.
The children in their family are as big as Xie Yunmian, but they are very picky eaters. The dishes made by the parents are difficult to satisfy them. Some children even sat on the ground and burst into tears.
In contrast, Xie Yunmian's side is completely a family of Zai Zai.
The round and low children's small dining table is placed with colorful and delicious food, and the air is full of attractive food aroma.
A group of cute and white cubs are sitting at the dining table, babbling for food.
Xie Yunmian, who was a little older than them, stood beside them with kind eyes, as if enjoying the family happiness, and answered the little cubs' questions with an "eh~" from time to time.
The audience in Subworld understood the meaning of Xie Yunmian's eyes.
[Hahahaha, congratulations to the three-year-old Cub God, His Majesty, enjoying the family happiness! 】
【...Your Majesty Tiandao lives the same life as the heaven and earth, so don't be cold to Immortal Venerable and Demon Lord Qin Jin, you must honor His Majesty Xiao Tiandao well. 】
【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
[As expected of His Majesty the God, he is very good at raising cubs. After all, he once single-handedly brought up the infancy of N races_(:з」∠)_]
After the parents of the cubs have finished their breakfast, the parenting competition has come to the second stage—putting them to sleep!
Sleeping is a headache for many parents. Many children have more energy than adults, do not go to bed on time at all, and make noise and disturb the people.
The parents of the other two groups have lost their expectations for their children, and they simply behave badly, doing whatever they want.
Xie Yunmian became more and more addicted to raising cubs.
After he cleaned up the dishes, he called the little cubs to sleep.
The parents of the cubs did not scramble to rush to Xie Yunmian, but pulled the cubs in front of him by the hem of their clothes, and walked into the small bedroom prepared by the program group like a small train.
There are five small children's folding beds in the small bedroom, which are like nap beds in the nursery.
The window was covered by a heavy sleeping curtain, the light was dim, only a small night light glowed with warm yellow light, and the air was filled with the drowsy fragrance of lavender.
Xie Yunmian helped them lay out the nap blankets one by one: "Kids, go to bed soon, you can only grow taller when you sleep, otherwise your height will never exceed one meter."
The last sentence was the scariest threat he could think of.
The audience saw Xie Yunmian's obsession with height.
【Did Your Majesty, Zai Zai, forget that parents are two meters per person==】
[Hahaha, maybe Zaizai God thinks that the parents have no memories of adulthood. 】
[Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao: If you don't sleep well, jump up and hit your knee! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The parents of the cubs dote on Xie Yunmian very much, they do whatever Xie Yunmian says.
They pretended to be frightened and babbled for a while, scrambling to climb into their respective small beds, covered them with small quilts, and then opened their eyes wide, as if they didn't seem to be going to sleep at all.
Parents don’t need to sleep. The dragon clan sleeps for thousands of years, and can stay awake for ten thousand years after waking up; the mermaid clan sleeps for a few seconds by closing their eyes for better hunting and fighting; Pray for millennia without needing a moment's rest.
Not to mention monks like Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin who have successfully ascended or fallen from the devil.
Unless His Majesty the Gods sleeps with them... or coaxes them to sleep.
Their eyes were all on Xie Yunmian.
Xie Yunmian moved a small bench and sat in front of them: "Well... I'm not very good at putting children to sleep, so shall I sing you a lullaby?"
The audience erupted instantly.
Xie Yunmian's voice hadn't grown, but it was recognized as pleasant, soft and milky, but not greasy, very clear and clean, like a mint-flavored caramel.
Just talking will make people soft-hearted, and it is impossible to imagine how amazing it will be when singing.
Xie Yunmian used to listen to songs before going to bed when he didn't meet his parents, and he remembered the tunes of some songs over time.
He cleared his throat and parted his red lips lightly.
The audience in the three worlds fell silent for a moment when they heard his voice.
The hum of the air conditioner in the room, the chirping of birds and the wind outside the window, and even the breathing and heartbeat of the cubs all blurred in an instant.
The child's voice is warm and soft.
"In the shadow of the sun, catch the breath of fantasy, the gap between the east wind and the sea, quietly opened the forest...*"
Xie Yunmian half closed her eyes, the golden eyes were covered by long curled eyelashes, casting a soft shadow.
His half-length black hair was tied up, revealing a delicate and immature face, like a little prince who would only appear in a dream.
The light of the night light was on his body, and his whole body was like a star shining slightly in the dark.
"People are running on the seabed of stars, their thoughts are hanging high in the sky, and when time is slowing down, - I will meet you.*"
After the song was over, the traffic in the live broadcast room reached its peak in an instant.
...The parents of the cubs couldn't fall asleep even more, which made the audience nervous. The rules of this competition are to successfully put the children to sleep. Mianmian must not lose at this stage.
Xie Yunmian sang a few more songs with soft tunes.
The parents of the cubs listened with great interest, but in the end Xie Yunmian's voice became smaller and smaller...
The parents noticed something was wrong, sat up and looked towards where Xie Yunmian was.
Xie Yunmian coaxed herself to sleep.
He hugged the pillow he brought at hand, resting his little head on the pillow, his tied little chirp spread out, his black hair was scattered, and his skin was slightly red. It could be seen that he had slept very soundly, and he might not be able to wake up for a while. coming.
Parents of cubs: "..."
They knew that they were participating in a parenting competition, and wanted to win glory to His Majesty.
They curled up in the warm blankets and forced themselves to sleep.
I don't know if this bedroom is too warm, or because of His Majesty's special physique, as soon as they closed their eyes, they miraculously fell into a deep sleep.
Little Qin Jin even had a long-lost dream.
In the dream, he was still a child less than three years old, very small, looking for a bathroom in a strange house.
He knew that he was the most powerful demon in the world, and there was nothing he couldn't get, so he quickly found the bathroom, ran into the compartment, and closed the door.
The sound of sparse water was like rain, clattering.
Little Qin Jin sighed comfortably.
...and then he woke up with a start.
Little Qin Jin didn't react much, he just felt that the dream came true so smoothly!
Until he was horrified to find that there was a wet and awkward feeling under his body.
He reached out and touched it, and his palm was wet with an unknown liquid.
The next moment, the loud cry of a child pierced the silence.
The parents of the cubs looked at each other.
Xie Yunmian hurried over, worried: "What's the matter? Is there something uncomfortable?"
Little Qin Jin would rather feel uncomfortable than wet the bed.
He wrapped himself tightly in the wet quilt to prevent Xie Yunmian from discovering this ridiculous fact.
As the most talented and qualified demon monk, and the only demon master in the world who successfully fell into the demon world, he actually wetted the bed!
Little Qin Jin remembered that when he first met Xie Yunmian, he was worried about whether the three-year-old would wet the bed, but now the clown has become himself.
The tighter Qin Jin's grip was, the more worried Xie Yunmian became, and wanted to lift the quilt of Little Qin Jin to have a look.
Little Qin Jin's face was flushed, and he was sobbing: "Woooooooo, don't watch."
The audience was very curious.
【What the hell happened? ? 】
【Ahhh, compared to Xiao Tiandao, His Majesty Mozun is not cute at all, the crying is so loud! 】
【Are you sick?But it doesn't look like it, this kid can run and jump. 】
【Hey, why did the color of the little blanket covered by Mozun darken? 】
Little Qin Jin refuses to tell Xie Yunmian the truth, Xie Yunmian is His Majesty of Heavenly Dao, if Heavenly Dao finds out that Demon Lord Qin Jin can wet the bed, it will probably be an embarrassment for his whole life.
He is still waiting for Xiao Tiandao to grow up, and then stay with Xiao Tiandao all the time.
In the end, the staff came to check the situation, and she dismissed Xie Yunmian and other parents.
Seeing that no acquaintances were there, Xiao Qin Jin hesitated and told the staff that he wet the bed.
The staff suddenly realized that they were used to this kind of situation, and brought a change of baby pants for washing, and asked Xiao Qin Jin to change them by himself.
The staff asked by the way: "Children, do you want to pack disposable diapers?"
Little Qin Jin: "...No."
The staff temporarily turned off the live broadcast room, and declared to Xie Yunmian and other children that little Qin Jin was just having a nightmare.
Little Qin Jin changed into a new pair of pants, his cheeks were flushed, his teeth were clenched, and he looked very aggrieved.
Xie Yunmian hugged him and comforted him: "Hug you, and you won't have nightmares in the future."
Little Qin Jin: "Hmm..."
*****
Once this parenting game completes the sleep phase, the whole game is completely over.
The parents of the other two groups not only failed to satisfy their children with breakfast, but also failed to put them to sleep. The children rolled around on the bed energetically.
Xie Yunmian won the No.1 prize in this parenting competition. The prize is a parenting gift package for parents, which includes the educational book "How to Make Your Child Be Better Than Their Peers", a height measurement chart, and a children's schedule...
Holding these parenting gift packages, Xie Yunmian couldn't help showing regret when she thought that the parents would not always maintain the cub form.
These parenting supplies can only be used by parents on him.
After Xie Yunmian left the competition venue, seeing that the time was almost up, he wanted to ask the driver to pick them up and take them to a private jet.
Xie Yunmian took out the child's mobile phone and dialed the driver's phone fluently.
After the call was over, the elf king asked, "Your Majesty, the little god, is the 1000 million pocket money we gave you last month enough?"
Xie Yunmian: "It's enough, there's still some left."
Standing aside, Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin stopped suddenly.
——They knew that they accidentally ate Zai Zai Ruan Fan before.
But they didn't know where Zai Zai's money came from, and they never thought about it. As the way of heaven, Zai Zai should have brought countless wealth and dignitaries with him.
They never expected that His Majesty Tiandao's pocket money turned out to be a parent from another world!
His Majesty Tiandao used other parents' pocket money to raise them secretly.
Little Qin Jin and Xiao Xiao were not cold, and instantly figured out that they were raised by heaven in the deep palace... little white faces.
Little Qin Jin interrupted the conversation between Xie Yunmian and Xi Huan's parents: "Little Majesty, you don't need to let the private plane come over."
Xie Yunmian: "Why?"
Little Qin Jin was so angry that his teeth itched: "Little Majesty, we can also support you."
Not long ago, through the creation system, they exchanged their own property for a certain amount of banknotes.
After a while, Xie Yunmian's cell phone rang with a ding-dong. —— "Your Alipay has received 1000 million yuan."
Xie Yunmian: "???"
The concept of money of a three-year-old child is on the verge of being spoiled.
****
In the end, Xie Yunmian took the private jet bought by Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin, and returned to his long-lost home.
As soon as he got home, a snow-white ball of fur rushed towards him.
"Wang Woo!"
Xie Yunmian was bumped into Gululu's arms, and her little arms were crowded with fluffy fluff.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."
Gululu rubbed back and forth, and when it saw the person behind Xie Yunmian, it suddenly stopped.
"Here, this bunch of kids... where did they come from?"
Countless thoughts flashed through Gululu's mind in an instant.
This group of children looks very similar to Xie Yunmian's parents.
Could it be the biological child of the parents?But they are clearly single.
...Could it be the 2.0 version of the parents created by His Majesty?What about version 1.0, parents? ?Is there anything wrong?
Until Gululu heard familiar words.
The little mermaid muttered, and kicked it lightly: "Tsk tsk, it's that dog worm clinging to your majesty again."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
It was kicked to the ground, its short and fat limbs struggled, it looked at the silver-haired blue-eyed brat, and finally remembered who it was.
Hamel.
These children are the parents of the cubs.
It itself is also a cub, and His Majesty the Little God is also a cub, and together with this villa, it became a kindergarten...?
Xie Yunmian stopped the mermaid king from bullying Gululu: "Don't bully Gululu!"
The little mermaid king retracted his feet angrily.
Gululu got up, bit Xie Yunmian's trousers, and pulled up the other's ankle with his claws.
"Your Majesty, you haven't been to work for a long time, why don't you go to work now?"
In the past, His Majesty the Gods only started to go to work after sending the subjects back to the Subworld.
It is implying His Majesty the gods to send these children back as soon as possible.
But Xie Yunmian couldn't bear to get up.
He spent a long time with the parents of the two worlds.
They once visited the fairy-like Baiyun Taoist Temple together, threw hydrangea in the warm sunset, and ate and slept together in the quiet and dark night...
In short, there are countless good memories.
Xie Yunmian clutched the corner of his clothes, thinking for a moment: "I will let the parents stay here for another day, and then send them back."
Gululu has no objection, as long as these brats don't stay here for too long, it will be fine.
However, tomorrow happens to be Monday.
Wouldn't this group of brats be able to watch His Majesty Cub God go to work?
Gululu: "..."
It hopes that nothing messy will happen by then.
****
After Xie Yunmian settled Gululu and herself, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening to go to bed.
The parents will have to wait until tomorrow morning to turn back into adults, and he can still share a bed with the parents of the cubs tonight, if five adults can't squeeze in at all.
Due to the fact that the parents of the cubs are not strong enough, Xie Yunmian cannot sleep on them in a 卌 shape, but can only sleep between two parents.
The parents use rock-paper-scissors to decide who can sleep with Xie Yunmian.
After several reincarnations, the winners were the Elf King and Xiao Buhan.
The two children were very happy. After taking a bath happily, they quickly climbed onto the bed, leaving a small place for Xie Yunmian.
After a while, Xie Yunmian also went to bed.
Not long after he took a bath, his hair was fluffy and his body was fragrant. He was wearing soft and plush lamb pajamas, like a newborn lamb, lying between Xiao Buhan and the Elf King.
He poked his head out from under the quilt, winked at the parents, and said softly, "Go to bed soon."
The elf king obediently closed his eyes and let his blond hair hang down, scratching Xie Yunmian's neck numbly.
Xiao Buhan kept silent, pursed his lips, and stared at him closely.
Xie Yunmian: "?"
Before he could react, he was suddenly embraced in a warm embrace.
This embrace is different from that of adult parents.
The embraces of the adult parents are very light and gentle, and they don't use much strength, for fear of hurting the young gods.
But Xiao Buhan is now a little over two-year-old cub, no matter how strong he is, his body is a little smaller.
He looked at the cute and fluffy little group, Ayun, and couldn't help but feel disgusted. His limbs wrapped around Ayun like an octopus, and he sucked him hard.
Strong milk flavor.
Xie Yunmian was caught off guard: "Woooooooooooooooo?"
"Ayun, Ayun." The little boy rested his chin on his shoulder, his voice was soft and gentle, and the words he called out were as powerful and deep as a falling stone.
"I really like you."
Xie Yunmian's cheeks were flushed, and he wanted to struggle subconsciously, but when he heard the boy's whisper, he calmed down inexplicably.
...Like, many years ago, someone had called him like this countless times.
But he has only been in this world for three years, and he only has a memory of more than a year,... How could such an idea appear?
"Ow!"
A soft cry broke the stickiness of the two children, Xie Yunmian followed the situation and saw the dragon cub tremblingly spitting out the little dragon fire.
Xiaolongzai was aggressive: "Xiao Buhan, you are not allowed to take advantage of His Majesty the God of God like this!"
After it finished speaking, it spat out translucent dragon fire, which burned off a section of Xiao Buhan's long black hair.
Xiao
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