Group pet childhood creation god
Chapter 52
Xie Yunmian turned on the light in the dark and saw the scene on the bed clearly.
The first thing that catches the eye is a ball of fluff, which looks like a puppet cat.
"Aww meow."
The cat sat up halfway, its hind legs flattened, and the pink pads were clearly visible.
It gnawed its own claws, and licked its pink mouth from time to time, as if it was nostalgic for the fragrant breath in its mouth.
Obviously, it was the culprit who bit Xie Yunmian's face just now.
Xie Yunmian was stunned.
He remembered that there were no cats in the hotel room.
The next moment, he knew that the other party was not a cat.
There is a pair of small horns on this fluffy round head, the small horns are very immature, and cannot be called small horns precisely, it is more accurate to say that they are a pair of protrusions.
It has a pair of palm-sized fluffy little wings on its back, which converge to the back like a chick.
It has the same golden vertical pupils as the leader of the dragon clan, reflecting Xie Yunmian's bewildered appearance.
Xie Yunmian called out: "Brother Long Yan?"
"Ow~"
The little dragon cub trembled and spit out flames, the thumb-sized flames were extinguished as soon as they reached mid-air.
The newborn baby dragon cubs will keep their dragon shape, while the baby dragons will look like cats with long wings and horns, with a tiger head and a tiger brain, which is very cute.
Xie Yunmian touched the little dragon cub's head and looked towards the bed.
There were many cubs lying crookedly on the bed, and the air was filled with the unique milky smell of cubs.
Xie Yunmian didn't react, and suddenly felt something pulling his hair.
His hair is very thick, and he doesn't have the habit of cutting his hair regularly, and the ends of his hair have grown to his neck. People who don't pay attention will think that he is a little girl.
Xie Yunmian turned his head and met a pair of big wet eyes of sea blue.
...the cub pulling his hair is the Mermaid King.
Mermaid King became a baby about two years old, a little younger than Xie Yunmian, able to walk and speak some simple sentences, just at the age when he was very curious about everything.
The mermaid king let go of his hand, babbled and said: "Cub, cub..."
Xie Yunmian felt his lower/body looming, looked down, and found a small fish's tail resting on his crossed legs.
After the mermaid king turned into a cub, the originally thick tail turned into a small, light gray tail. The scales did not grow, and the touch was smooth and soft, like chocolate-flavored jelly.
The sea water from the fish tail wet Xie Yunmian's pajama pants.
The little mermaid subconsciously wanted to cling to Xie Yunmian, but the next moment, he was thrown to the ground by another cub.
"No, you are not allowed to post with... cubs!"
The one who threw down the little mermaid was also a two-year-old child. He was no different from an ordinary human being, with black hair and white skin, and a pair of big blood-red eyes. He was obviously Qin Jin.
The Demon Lord who had turned into a child was still cold and violent, with the aura that he could fight anyone.
Little Qin Jin couldn't walk due to the fact that the little mermaid had no legs, so he wrestled with the other party, and the sound of baby babbling was heard.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
Xie Yunmian wanted to go forward to persuade him to fight, but his non-existent waist was surrounded by a pair of soft little hands.
He turned his head and saw Xiao Buhan in a smaller version.
Xiao Buhan also turned into a two-year-old child, a little shorter than Xie Yunmian, and the little milk voice stumblingly aroused Xie Yunmian: "Ah, ah, Ayun..."
Xiao Buhan is white and clean, with blood-red cinnabar spots between his brows, very similar to the little fairies in the Immortal Dao, and it is exactly the child style that Xie Yunmian liked when he was an adult.
Xie Yunmian touched the little cub's head.
The little mermaid and little Qin Jin were suddenly tired from fighting, and the two cubs were entangled together, panting slightly.
Seeing this, Xie Yunmian did not try to dissuade them.
He raised his fingers and said plausibly: "One, two, three...four."
Why is there a little cub missing?
He counted and found that the little cub was the king of elves.
Xie Yunmian suddenly panicked, could it be that he went out after becoming a cub and was abducted?
He likes this gentle and gentle parent very much.
Xie Yunmian searched in Nuoda's hotel suite. The children ran around in a hurry, turned every corner, and even lifted the toilet lid to look.
Until he spread out his little pillow cover without hope.
The pillowcase is small and square, and it is impossible to hide a cub in the space under the pillowcase.
But Xie Yunmian was wrong.
Under the pillow towel... curled up is a small person.
This villain was only as big as Xie Yunmian's palm. He looked like a three or four-year-old child with fair skin, long light blond hair that reached his ankles, and delicate and gentle features.
There is a pair of transparent wings behind the thin spine, like dragonfly wings.
Newborn elf cubs will maintain a miniature form for a long period of time, only the size of a palm.
The little pillow that was hugged by the elf was ripped away, and without Xie Yunmian's breath to comfort him, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes, his dark green eyes were dazed.
"...Little Majesty?"
Xie Yunmian opened his eyes wide, and the golden eyes reflected this little cub like a puppet, and the tips of his ears quickly turned red.
So cute! ! !
Xie Yunmian became shy: "Brother Perseus, hello."
The villain's eyes showed a bit of confusion and bewilderment, obviously not waking up.
Xie Yunmian did not expect the newborn cub to respond to him.
After all five cubs arrived, Xie Yunmian started to take out the baby supplies that had been ordered before.
The courier had already helped him remove the tape from the carton, so he only needed to open the box.
There are five imported pacifiers, feeding bottles, small toys, diapers and other daily necessities in the box, as well as imported baby milk powder for babies aged three to six months.
It was only then that Xie Yunmian remembered that the baby supplies he bought were for babies.
It's the kind of baby who can't walk, can only crawl, babble, and has two legs.
As for the parents of the cubs, they are only one year younger than Xie Yunmian, and they have been weaned long ago, and they don't need to hold pacifiers or wear diapers.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
Buhan Xiaoxianzun ran over and grabbed the edge of the big box: "Ayun, what... is this?"
After the parents turned into little cubs, the memory and consciousness did not change back to the cub period.
They still knew that this beautiful and fair child was their god and the way of heaven, and they even remembered every detail of how they got along with Xie Yunmian.
It's just that they have uncontrollable baby instincts like curiosity.
Adult Xiao Buhan would not be curious about the things of the three-year-old Xiao Tiandao, but now he is damn curious.
Xie Yunmian said patiently: "It is a baby product bought for you."
"Wow~"
The other cubs followed suit.
Xie Yunmian distributed baby supplies to them one by one.
Little Qin Jin took out a white cloth from the cloth bag. The white cloth was very thick, and there were two places where it was sunken into small round depressions.
Little Qin Jin blinked his red eyes, and simply asked, "Your Majesty... what is this?"
Xie Yunmian: "..."
For a moment he didn't know whether to answer or not.
Xie Yunmian coughed lightly: "This is a diaper."
Little Qin Jin was stunned, and his face turned pale: "...I, can I wet the bed?"
Xie Yunmian felt even more guilty, shrank his neck, and twitched: "Yes, a child like you can't control the bedwetting. But it doesn't matter, as long as there is a diaper pad for the buttocks, look, these two sunken places are for putting Little ass."
He's totally talking nonsense.
Parents of two-year-olds are well past bed-wetting age and don't need diapers.
But he bought the wrong baby products, and the baby products under one year old contained diapers.
He simply kicked his legs, lay flat, and covered the parents with the black pot. — A two-year-old child can wet the bed, but diapers are needed.
Besides, what's wrong with little pups wetting the bed?
Little Qin Jin was frightened, with a frightened expression on his face, he hugged the diaper in a panic, and refused to let go, wanting to cry without tears: "Woo, don't wet the bed."
Xie Yunmian continued to distribute baby supplies while making up random things.For example, "you need to use a pacifier", "you need to use a baby walker", "you need to eat rice paste."......
Xie Yunmian noticed the little mermaid on the ground.
The little mermaid has no legs and can't walk, so she can only wrinkle her tail pitifully. The sea water keeps overflowing, soaking her long silver hair, and her blue eyes are wet.
It was very obedient, didn't ask for help, just stayed there obediently like a little glass doll.
"Ah, sorry."
Xie Yunmian hurried over: "I forgot that you can't leave the water..."
"Hey! Cub!"
The little mermaid screamed pitifully, and her pretty face was especially able to win the sympathy of children.
Mermaids knew how to use their beauty to win more favors since they were young.
Xie Yunmian hugged the non-existent waist of the little mermaid, and the other hand hugged the tail of the fish. The whole child was like a prince in a mermaid fairy tale, hugging the little mermaid——
Then he found he couldn't hold it up.
In the end, he helped the little mermaid over with the little dragon cub.
The little dragon cub has great strength, the fluffy round head pushed the little mermaid's tail, the little dragon's wings flapped, and the fur all over his body exploded.
After Xie Yunmian and Xiaolongzai put the little mermaid in the bathtub, they put warm water on it, and let the warm water submerge the little mermaid's tail, leaving only the upper body exposed.
The little mermaid smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you...boy."
It raised the tail of the fish and put it in Xie Yunmian's mouth.
Xie Yunmian: "?"
The little mermaid: "Eat~"
When it was an adult fish, it had seen Xie Yunmian in the form of a little mermaid. The light blue tail of the fish was so tender and elastic that people couldn't help but eat it.
So it thought that Xie Yunmian would want to eat its tail after it became a small fish cub.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
He couldn't resist the little mermaid, opened his mouth, and took a bite carefully.
The child's deciduous teeth have just erupted not long ago, they are tender and fresh, and without much effort, even a small tooth mark cannot be left on the fish's tail, only the mouthful of sea salt taste.
The little mermaid was a little disappointed and retracted her little tail.
After Xie Yunmian left the bathroom, the little cubs stayed obediently in the bedroom, lying crookedly around.
Xie Yunmian dragged and dragged the cubs to bed one by one: "It's only past four o'clock, it's time to go to sleep."
Little Xiao Buhan and Little Qin Jin slept on both sides of the place where Xie Yunmian had just been lying down, trying in vain to let Xie Yunmian sleep between them.
The little dragon cub twisted its hips, arched its back, flapped its wings, flew quickly to the head of the bed, and lay down on Xie Yunmian's small pillow.
Xie Yunmian wanted to lie down on the bed, but he heard someone calling his name.
He looked down and found that the palm-sized elf was pulling his trousers and raised his head: "Your Majesty, can you hug me to bed? I'm too small to climb up."
The elves are an intelligent race in the Western Fantasy Continent. Even cubs who are not born for a long time can speak fluently and naturally, and their thinking is no different from that of adults.
The fly in the ointment is that the form is too miniature.
Xie Yunmian squatted down, placed the elf in his palm, and carefully picked it up.
This is the first time he has completely brought the Elf King's body into view.
Before, he could only see the thighs of the other person, or the jaw line he saw when he looked up, or a few strands of blond hair.
The elf king was very delicate when he was young, with long hair that fell to his ankles, a pair of white pointed ears protruding from the hair, and the elf wings as thin as cicada's wings trembled slightly.
Xie Yunmian felt that the other party was like Thumbelina in a fairy tale.
Xie Yunmian blushed inexplicably.
He carried the elf king to bed.
Because of the small size of the elf cub, Xie Yunmian was afraid that other cubs would crush the elf, so he could only let the elf sleep in his arms.
The villain curled up and lay on Xie Yunmian's heart.
The Elf King could clearly hear the heartbeat of the gods, like the sound of raindrops falling on the window sill at night, quiet and steady.
The Elven King is as big as the leader of the Dragon Clan, but he has a good memory and remembers the stories of his own cubs.
...He was the first elf created by the gods himself.
He has no mother or father, and was brought up by His Majesty the God.
That gentle and beautiful boy would hold him in his palm, sing him a lullaby, cook him delicious food, and... tell him, I love you.
He also loves the gods.
Seeing that His Majesty the God was asleep, the little elf secretly rubbed up, trying to kiss the child's cheek.
But instead of kissing the delicate and smooth skin he imagined, he kissed a fluffy object instead.
With the help of moonlight, he saw the familiar golden dragon eyes.
The little dragon also wanted to kiss His Majesty, so he collided with the little elf.
And little Qin Jin and little Xiao Buhan had already secretly kissed the gods, and there were light hickey marks on both sides of the child's fair cheeks, as if bitten by mosquitoes.
Elf King: "..."
The elf king suppressed his anger, and a warm white light cluster appeared in his palm, which wiped away the red marks on the child's face.
****
The parents of the cubs fought silently for pets all night and slept very late.
Xie Yunmian woke up the next day, and they were still sleeping soundly on the bed.
Xie Yunmian did not wake them up, tiptoely finished washing, and then asked the waiter to bring breakfast into the room.
Breakfast is Xie Yunmian's special baby meal, hot goat's milk, mashed potatoes, and rice paste.
Xie Yunmian divided the breakfast into five portions and put them back in the thermos bag, waiting for the cubs to wake up to eat.
It's his first day as a parent and he definitely has to take good care of the little cubs.
The cubs would not be able to wake up for a while, so Xie Yunmian simply picked up the children's tablet and started playing while waiting.
Generally speaking, Xie Yunmian should start to recognize characters or read early at this time.
But Xie Yunmian was too lazy.
He has never been the kind of kid who studies very hard, and everything goes with the flow and goes with the flow.
Xie Yunmian quickly crossed out the learning reminder on the children's tablet, and opened the Weibo software.
The only entertainment software on his tablet is Weibo.
The child monitoring system only allows him to play for half an hour, so he has to hurry up and play.
Xie Yunmian opened Weibo, and the first thing he saw was the hot search on Weibo.
The front row of hot searches on Weibo are all related to him, and the traffic has overwhelmed many popular stars or actors.
【#《Back to Song Dynasty Farming》Mianmian#】
【#Mianmian is so cute! #]
Xie Yunmian thought it was someone else, and clicked in with an onlooker mentality... Then he was stunned.
All the pages displayed were screenshots of him in the live broadcast of the variety show.
There is an animation of Xie Yunmian standing on an ancient tree, saying "people must believe in science" and then flying down from the tree, or the scene of Xie Yunmian standing in the gossip Pisces picture, and him standing on a high cliff, going to Screenshot of throwing hydrangea below.
The most widely circulated screenshot is the interaction between Xie Yunmian and the parents.
For example, Xie Yunmian stood in front of Qin Jin with a magic sword, and drove away the wild bobcats that rushed over.
The child was wearing a magic black robe, the hem of the clothes was blown by the cold wind, the blade of the blade shone coldly in the moonlight, and his immature face was full of coldness.
This screenshot was posted by P with a line of words "The Little Demonic Master and His Kidnapped Adoptive Father"
Xie Yunmian: "..."
Or the screenshot of Xiao Buhan pretending to be sick and collapsed on the ground because he wanted to get the hydrangea, and then being hugged and comforted by Xie Yunmian, with a line of text "soft and weak, need to be hugged to get up".
Xie Yunmian: "..."
As a child, although he couldn't understand it, he was greatly shocked.
In addition, Xie Yunmian saw that many netizens were begging for the Weibo account of Xie Yunmian's parents.
Children naturally don't have a Weibo account, and the fans didn't expect Xie Yunmian to go online too much.
But if they want to get closer to Zai Zai, they can only ask for the Weibo account of Xie Yunmian's parents.
Xie Yunmian felt that this was impossible, as his parents were not from this world at all.
In order to meet the needs of netizens, Xie Yunmian changed his Weibo account, which was originally a string of numbers, to "Mianmian's parent".
Anyway, he is now a parent with five little cubs to raise.
When he thought of this, he felt a sense of pride spontaneously.
He couldn't help but turn on the camera, and took a photo of the five packed baby bottles, pacifiers, diapers and other baby supplies, and planned to post it on Weibo.
Xie Yunmian didn't know how to type, so he could only use his intuition to add pinyin ignorantly.
[@满绵头人: jingtianyeshiyangzaizaideyitian^O^]
Today is also a day to raise cubs~
Xie Yunmian saw that there were only 10 minutes left to use the tablet, so she obediently quit Weibo, saving the 10 minutes for later use.
He put down the tablet, and was attracted by the awakened little cub.
As everyone knows, as soon as he posted this Weibo, it caused an uproar on the Internet.
*****
Xiao Buhan was the first to wake up, and the other cubs woke up one after another.
As soon as they woke up, Xie Yunmian came to them holding a basin of small towels and small toothbrushes for children.
Xie Yunmian: "Children have to brush their teeth when they wake up, otherwise they will get tooth decay."
The little cubs looked at each other.
Xie Yunmian realized something was wrong: "Well... brush your teeth only when the deciduous teeth are all grown."
In the end, the only cub with full deciduous teeth was little Qin Jin. He came to Xie Yunmian's arms and asked him to help him brush his teeth.
Other cubs who don't have all the deciduous teeth, or even have no teeth at all, just need to rinse their mouths with mouthwash.
After the cubs finished washing, it was time for breakfast. Xie Yunmian helped them tie their bibs one by one and served breakfast.
The cubs are very well-behaved, sitting in a row, eating fruit, looking around like a kindergarten meeting.
The Elf King is very small and cannot eat by himself, Xie Yunmian is needed to feed him.
The Elf King sat on Xie Yunmian's lap, wearing a loose white robe, with blond hair tied up, and a small bib made of tissue paper hanging around his neck.
Xie Yunmian took some baby rice paste with a spoon and put it near the Little Elf King's mouth.
The elf king didn't eat the rice porridge on the spoon, and muttered: "Eating like this will stain your clothes."
"Hmm..." Xie Yunmian thought that the Elf King was an elegant and holy race, and might not allow his clothes to be soiled.
The elf king raised his head and blinked his gentle green eyes: "Little Majesty, you can dip your fingertips in rice paste, and then I will lick your fingertips."
Xie Yunmian: "..."
This is so strange.
The elf king said softly, "It's fine if you treat me like a kitten or a puppy, don't mind too much."
Xie Yunmian agreed to the other party's request, washed his hands clean, the child's slender fingertips were stained with milk-colored rice paste, and stretched out to the mouth of the Elf King.
The elf king hugged Xie Yunmian's fingers, and licked them lightly. The numbness made him feel uncomfortable, as if a kitten was scratching his heart.
But after all, this is raising cubs, hard work is nothing!
Xie Yunmian thought.
The other cubs noticed Xie Yunmian's monopoly on the elf king, and ran over one after another, wanting to condemn the elf king.
It's a pity that they are only a little over two years old, and they are not very good at talking, and what they say in a hurry is even more difficult to hear.
Other cubs: "¥*@¥#*%&!!"
Don't get close to the respected majesty the great Zaizai God!
Xie Yunmian asked in a daze, "Brother Perseus, what are they talking about?"
The Elf King lightly licked the rice paste on the child's fingertips, feeling the milky smell in the other's palm, and said casually: "They are saying that you can feed me more."
The elf king in his childhood, except that his body size became smaller and his body turned into a three-year-old appearance, his language function and so on remained the same.
Xie Yunmian simply believed it.
It took a long time before Xie Yunmian fed the elf king.
Just as he was about to put the cub's disposable bowls and chopsticks into the trash can, the children's tablet suddenly ding-dong.
Someone texted him.
"Huh?" Xie Yunmian turned on the children's tablet curiously, and the text of the text message was accompanied by pinyin, so he could easily understand the content of the text message.
— This is an invitation.
The content of the invitation is not a variety show or a certain drama, but a parenting competition.
This competition is jointly organized by various well-known maternal and child brands. The venue is in the city, and the time only needs one afternoon and evening. The contestants are aimed at parents with children.
Obviously, this invitation letter was not sent to him, but to his parents.
But the parents did not leave a phone number, so the organizer could only send the invitation letter to Xie Yunmian, hoping that Xie Yunmian could show it to the parents.
Xie Yunmian doesn't think about "showing the invitation letter to the parents" at all. He is the parent now, and the original parents have become his little cubs.
Xie Yunmian's eyes lit up after reading the content of the competition.
Parenting competition...?
OK, he likes it.
As a parent, he will definitely raise the little cubs into obedience and get the first place in the audience.
The more Xie Yunmian thought about it, the happier he became.
The little dragon cub ran up to him, and his little paws tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Wow?"
What are you looking at?
Xie Yunmian showed it the screen and explained, "I want to participate in a parenting competition with you."
The cubs were stunned.
As long as His Majesty the God wants, they can follow His Majesty, including parenting competitions.
However, they have now become cubs smaller than the little majesty, and they can't even take care of themselves, let alone take care of the little majesty to win the game.
Seeing their concerns, Xie Yunmian chuckled, "It's not you who take care of me, I'm the parent, and you are children, and I'll take care of you during the competition."
Cub parents: "????"
Thinking about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with what your Majesty said.
They are now younger than your majesty. In the parenting competition, they are "sons", and your majesty is the parent with the baby.
The parents of the cubs hesitated to speak, and hesitated to speak, but in the end they did not reject His Majesty the God.
Xie Yunmian was very happy: "Everyone thinks there is no problem, so let's set off. The competition location is not far away, and we can get there by car in half an hour."
"Aww!" The little dragon cub flapped its wings and spit out a string of small flames in celebration.
The baby little mermaid soaking in the tub is happy enough to blow bubbles.
"Wait." The elf king standing on Xie Yunmian's shoulder said in a deep voice, "It's easy to be caught and studied when you go out like this."
Especially the parents from the Western Fantasy world, all of them are non-human, with strange shapes.
The Pixie King casts a small elf spell that transforms the non-human cubs into human form, resembling two-year-old human cubs in appearance.
After thanking Xie Yunmian and the elf king, he ordered the waiter who was on call to drive him and the cubs' parents to the competition location.
When Xie Yunmian took his parents to other places to participate in a variety show, the housekeeper specially arranged a few more waiters and drivers to accompany Xie Yunmian to get better care.
As soon as the waiter opened the door, he saw a group of cubs crawling all over the ground.
waiter:"???"
The waiter didn't dare to ask more about the employer's family affairs, so he could only take them to the car one by one.
Xie Yunmian followed them, because the elf king was still in his infancy and his magic skills were not mature enough, so, he could see a pair of small horns on the little dragon cub's head, struggling to emerge, faintly visible.
A pair of black little dragon tails slowly came out from under the little dragon cub's clothes, the tip of the tail was wagging back and forth, looking for the figure of the little god.
Xie Yunmian quickly jumped up, pushed down the little dragon's horns, and pushed the little dragon's tail back to the ridge of the little dragon's cub.
Too dangerous.
Fortunately, there were no scales emerging from the little mermaid cubs, and things like the elf king growing pointed ears could not happen, so Xie Yunmian came to the destination without any risk.
The competition site is inside a mother and baby company.
This competition is very small and the time is not long. There are less than ten contestants who have received invitations, and there are not many people in the company.
As soon as Xie Yunmian stepped through the door, the staff noticed him.
The staff immediately recognized the kid as Xie Yunmian.
The organizer of the competition has already sent an invitation letter to Xie Yunmian's parents, but they don't hold out hope that Xie Yunmian will come back to participate in this competition.
Unexpectedly, the result was beyond her expectation.
... But what about Mian Mian's parents?
The staff member leaned over and asked, "Kid Mianmian, where are your brothers? This competition requires children and parents to participate together."
Xie Yunmian blinked and patted his chest: "I am the parent."
He pointed to a group of children hiding behind him: "These children are the cubs I want to take care of in the competition."
staff member:"???"
This group of children is not much younger than Mian Mian, at most one year younger, but now Mian Mian is their parent to take care of them.
The staff blurted out: "This is not very good."
Xie Yun softly retorted: "Your competition rules do not limit the age of parents. Can parents who are three years old not be allowed?"
"It's not impossible..." The staff member wiped off his sweat, but this situation was beyond her imagination.
Xie Yunmian: "I'm good at taking care of the cubs. I can definitely take good care of the children. Maybe I will win the first place in your competition."
He clearly wrote down the steps his parents took to take care of him.
The staff was silent for a while, took out their mobile phones to discuss with the organizer, and agreed to Xie Yunmian's request.
This wave can be said to be a reverse baby.
Before the game started, the staff took Xie Yunmian and the parents of the cubs to the tea room for a rest.
The staff took a few glances at the cub's parents, feeling familiar yet unfamiliar, and couldn't help but ask, "Little Mianmian, who is the kid next to you...?"
Xie Yunmian frowned and thought about it.
He could never say that these little friends were the parents of his cubs.
Xie Yunmian thought about it for a while, then opened his eyes and said nonsense: "It's my baby."
staff member:"……?"
The parents of the little cubs who were rolling and playing next to them all paused, and their expressions became weird. Xiao Buhan was so frightened that he choked on his saliva and coughed heavily.
The little dragon cub, who was fascinated by the shiny toys, forgot the instinct engraved in his genes and let the shiny crystal ball roll away.
Xie Yunmian was just hearing that children were born, and he didn't know what the birth process was like, so he made up the appearance.
"These cubs are just born to me, they're hot and they're still calling manman."
The staff couldn't help laughing, and slapped their thighs until their stomach ached: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, who did you have a baby with, kid? Haha!"
The younger siblings in her family also said the same thing, but they couldn't answer when they asked who they were born with.
Xie Yunmian hesitated, her cheeks flushed, "Hey, have a baby with the parents."
Cub parents: "???"
The staff held back their laughter and quickly covered Xie Yunmian's mouth: "Shh! Don't talk about this, it will become a black history when you grow up!"
But speaking of it, the group of children brought by Xie Yunmian did look a lot like Xie Yunmian's parents.
It should be the younger brother of Xie Yunmian's family.
After the staff settled down with Xie Yunmian and the children: "Wait here for a while, I'll prepare some snacks and small toys for you."
They are the largest mother and baby company in China, and they have a lot of things suitable for children to play and eat.
Xie Yunmian: "Hmm~"
After the staff left, only Xie Yunmian and the parents of the cubs were left in the lounge.
"Cub, cub! Aww!"
Xiaolong cub ran over with the crystal toy in his arms, tremblingly wanting to hand the crystal toy to Xie Yunmian.
The Dragon Clan likes to collect shiny things, and hide them in the dragon's lair as treasures, and no one will share them, unless that person is His Majesty Zai Zai God.
The elf king sat beside Xie Yunmian. After he returned to his normal form, he was a little taller than Xie Yunmian. His blond hair was tied into a high ponytail, and his facial features were gentle and delicate.
The elf king said softly: "Your Majesty, please don't tell others easily that you gave birth to us."
Xie Yunmian was stunned: "Why?"
The elf king lowered his head, two blushes appeared on his cheeks: "For giving birth to a cub, you have to have it with the person you like the most."
Xie Yunmian: "Aren't you my favorite people?"
The Elf King coughed lightly: "It's not that kind of liking, your Majesty, you will understand when you grow up, anyway, don't casually talk about such things to others..."
Although he has become a cub, since he is smarter than ordinary cubs, he still understands some basic reproductive knowledge.
Xiao Buhan echoed: "Yes, yes, Ah Yun, you won't understand what that kind of liking is until you become an adult."
Xie Yunmian didn't take it to heart and hummed casually.
He only likes the parents, not anyone else.
Suddenly, the voice of the creation system sounded in Xie Yunmian's mind.
[Little Majesty, while you are not on duty, the two sub-worlds have a lot of energy fluctuating. 】
Xie Yunmian was puzzled: "Why?"
[The people in the subworld miss you very much and want to see you. 】
Xie Yunmian has been interacting with parents during this time.
But there are only five parents, which only account for a very insignificant part of the whole population.
The existence of heaven/gods, for the sub-world, not only manages and maintains the stability of the world, but also carries the sustenance and love of the people.
But Xie Yunmian is going to participate in the competition now, and he can't get away from the world.
Xie Yunmian hung his head sullenly.
Genesis System: [Little Majesty, you can set up a camera connected to the subworld by your side as in the amusement park last time, so that the people can see you in real time. 】
Xie Yunmian: "But there will be audiences from two worlds watching at the same time, so won't there be fights?"
【………】
[Well...probably not. 】
Xie Yunmian believed the Genesis System's words and agreed to the other party's idea.
After a while, the staff came back with snacks and toys, and by the way told Xie Yunmian about the content of the competition.
The content of this parenting competition is very simple. Parents need to dress, cook and put children to sleep.
The judging criteria of the competition are mainly determined by the satisfaction of the children.
This competition is very small, and the content is just some daily interaction, and there is no need for experts to evaluate such a professional process.
After Xie Yunmian finished listening, she became nervous instead, clutching the corners of her clothes with both hands.
He didn't know how to raise non-human cubs to satisfy them, as well as cubs with special physiques such as Xiaoxianzun or Xiaomozun.
The staff member asked softly: "Children, is the competition process clear? No problem, right? You can quit if you have any problems."
In their eyes, although Xie Yunmian is very obedient and cute, he is still too young. It is hard for them to believe that such a young child can be a good parent.
Xie Yunmian replied with a guilty conscience: "Yes."
******
Five minutes before the start of the parenting competition, the staff brought Xie Yunmian and the cubs to the competition venue.
The competition venue is not a big stage, but a small cubicle, which is full of everything you need for mothers and babies, cooking ingredients and equipment, as well as a kitchen and dining room, like an advanced version of a play house.
The whole game will be broadcast live on the largest video platform in China.
However, the mother and baby live broadcast area has never had much traffic, and the program group does not have expectations for the number of live broadcast viewers.
In a place unknown to the program group, a live broadcast window linking two foreign worlds was quietly opened.
——The influx of explosive audiences.
The citizens of the West Fantasy World have watched Xie Yunmian's live broadcast before, as long as they watch it on the optical computer.
The ancient sub-world did not have electronic devices such as optical brains, and could only be viewed on mirrors that reflected light.
The monks in the immortal way or the magic way are accustomed to these mysterious and illusory spells, and their doubts are covered by the joy of seeing the heavenly way.
Looking at the live broadcast channel, the first picture that the audience in Subworld saw was Xie Yunmian and the parents of the cubs staying in the cubicle.
From the top-down perspective of the audience, what they saw were six small figures, more than enough to squeeze into a cubicle.
At first glance, they recognized that little white and good-looking figure as Xie Yunmian.
[Your Majesty, I am coming! ! !Ha ha ha ha!Eh?Who are the other five children? 】
[? ? ?Hey, who is that above, how can he call Tiandao the God of Cubs!How disrespectful! 】
【ah?What is the way of heaven?Zai Zai God means becoming a god of Zai Zai, what's wrong? 】
[Add one, what is the way of heaven? I haven't heard of it. I know every word, but I don't know it together. 】
The audience of the two sub-worlds started fighting until the new situation in the live broadcast room diverted their attention.
Xie Yunmian leaned on the window and saw other contestants who came to compete.
There are only two groups of contestants, one group is an old man who looks like a professor
The first thing that catches the eye is a ball of fluff, which looks like a puppet cat.
"Aww meow."
The cat sat up halfway, its hind legs flattened, and the pink pads were clearly visible.
It gnawed its own claws, and licked its pink mouth from time to time, as if it was nostalgic for the fragrant breath in its mouth.
Obviously, it was the culprit who bit Xie Yunmian's face just now.
Xie Yunmian was stunned.
He remembered that there were no cats in the hotel room.
The next moment, he knew that the other party was not a cat.
There is a pair of small horns on this fluffy round head, the small horns are very immature, and cannot be called small horns precisely, it is more accurate to say that they are a pair of protrusions.
It has a pair of palm-sized fluffy little wings on its back, which converge to the back like a chick.
It has the same golden vertical pupils as the leader of the dragon clan, reflecting Xie Yunmian's bewildered appearance.
Xie Yunmian called out: "Brother Long Yan?"
"Ow~"
The little dragon cub trembled and spit out flames, the thumb-sized flames were extinguished as soon as they reached mid-air.
The newborn baby dragon cubs will keep their dragon shape, while the baby dragons will look like cats with long wings and horns, with a tiger head and a tiger brain, which is very cute.
Xie Yunmian touched the little dragon cub's head and looked towards the bed.
There were many cubs lying crookedly on the bed, and the air was filled with the unique milky smell of cubs.
Xie Yunmian didn't react, and suddenly felt something pulling his hair.
His hair is very thick, and he doesn't have the habit of cutting his hair regularly, and the ends of his hair have grown to his neck. People who don't pay attention will think that he is a little girl.
Xie Yunmian turned his head and met a pair of big wet eyes of sea blue.
...the cub pulling his hair is the Mermaid King.
Mermaid King became a baby about two years old, a little younger than Xie Yunmian, able to walk and speak some simple sentences, just at the age when he was very curious about everything.
The mermaid king let go of his hand, babbled and said: "Cub, cub..."
Xie Yunmian felt his lower/body looming, looked down, and found a small fish's tail resting on his crossed legs.
After the mermaid king turned into a cub, the originally thick tail turned into a small, light gray tail. The scales did not grow, and the touch was smooth and soft, like chocolate-flavored jelly.
The sea water from the fish tail wet Xie Yunmian's pajama pants.
The little mermaid subconsciously wanted to cling to Xie Yunmian, but the next moment, he was thrown to the ground by another cub.
"No, you are not allowed to post with... cubs!"
The one who threw down the little mermaid was also a two-year-old child. He was no different from an ordinary human being, with black hair and white skin, and a pair of big blood-red eyes. He was obviously Qin Jin.
The Demon Lord who had turned into a child was still cold and violent, with the aura that he could fight anyone.
Little Qin Jin couldn't walk due to the fact that the little mermaid had no legs, so he wrestled with the other party, and the sound of baby babbling was heard.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
Xie Yunmian wanted to go forward to persuade him to fight, but his non-existent waist was surrounded by a pair of soft little hands.
He turned his head and saw Xiao Buhan in a smaller version.
Xiao Buhan also turned into a two-year-old child, a little shorter than Xie Yunmian, and the little milk voice stumblingly aroused Xie Yunmian: "Ah, ah, Ayun..."
Xiao Buhan is white and clean, with blood-red cinnabar spots between his brows, very similar to the little fairies in the Immortal Dao, and it is exactly the child style that Xie Yunmian liked when he was an adult.
Xie Yunmian touched the little cub's head.
The little mermaid and little Qin Jin were suddenly tired from fighting, and the two cubs were entangled together, panting slightly.
Seeing this, Xie Yunmian did not try to dissuade them.
He raised his fingers and said plausibly: "One, two, three...four."
Why is there a little cub missing?
He counted and found that the little cub was the king of elves.
Xie Yunmian suddenly panicked, could it be that he went out after becoming a cub and was abducted?
He likes this gentle and gentle parent very much.
Xie Yunmian searched in Nuoda's hotel suite. The children ran around in a hurry, turned every corner, and even lifted the toilet lid to look.
Until he spread out his little pillow cover without hope.
The pillowcase is small and square, and it is impossible to hide a cub in the space under the pillowcase.
But Xie Yunmian was wrong.
Under the pillow towel... curled up is a small person.
This villain was only as big as Xie Yunmian's palm. He looked like a three or four-year-old child with fair skin, long light blond hair that reached his ankles, and delicate and gentle features.
There is a pair of transparent wings behind the thin spine, like dragonfly wings.
Newborn elf cubs will maintain a miniature form for a long period of time, only the size of a palm.
The little pillow that was hugged by the elf was ripped away, and without Xie Yunmian's breath to comfort him, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes, his dark green eyes were dazed.
"...Little Majesty?"
Xie Yunmian opened his eyes wide, and the golden eyes reflected this little cub like a puppet, and the tips of his ears quickly turned red.
So cute! ! !
Xie Yunmian became shy: "Brother Perseus, hello."
The villain's eyes showed a bit of confusion and bewilderment, obviously not waking up.
Xie Yunmian did not expect the newborn cub to respond to him.
After all five cubs arrived, Xie Yunmian started to take out the baby supplies that had been ordered before.
The courier had already helped him remove the tape from the carton, so he only needed to open the box.
There are five imported pacifiers, feeding bottles, small toys, diapers and other daily necessities in the box, as well as imported baby milk powder for babies aged three to six months.
It was only then that Xie Yunmian remembered that the baby supplies he bought were for babies.
It's the kind of baby who can't walk, can only crawl, babble, and has two legs.
As for the parents of the cubs, they are only one year younger than Xie Yunmian, and they have been weaned long ago, and they don't need to hold pacifiers or wear diapers.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
Buhan Xiaoxianzun ran over and grabbed the edge of the big box: "Ayun, what... is this?"
After the parents turned into little cubs, the memory and consciousness did not change back to the cub period.
They still knew that this beautiful and fair child was their god and the way of heaven, and they even remembered every detail of how they got along with Xie Yunmian.
It's just that they have uncontrollable baby instincts like curiosity.
Adult Xiao Buhan would not be curious about the things of the three-year-old Xiao Tiandao, but now he is damn curious.
Xie Yunmian said patiently: "It is a baby product bought for you."
"Wow~"
The other cubs followed suit.
Xie Yunmian distributed baby supplies to them one by one.
Little Qin Jin took out a white cloth from the cloth bag. The white cloth was very thick, and there were two places where it was sunken into small round depressions.
Little Qin Jin blinked his red eyes, and simply asked, "Your Majesty... what is this?"
Xie Yunmian: "..."
For a moment he didn't know whether to answer or not.
Xie Yunmian coughed lightly: "This is a diaper."
Little Qin Jin was stunned, and his face turned pale: "...I, can I wet the bed?"
Xie Yunmian felt even more guilty, shrank his neck, and twitched: "Yes, a child like you can't control the bedwetting. But it doesn't matter, as long as there is a diaper pad for the buttocks, look, these two sunken places are for putting Little ass."
He's totally talking nonsense.
Parents of two-year-olds are well past bed-wetting age and don't need diapers.
But he bought the wrong baby products, and the baby products under one year old contained diapers.
He simply kicked his legs, lay flat, and covered the parents with the black pot. — A two-year-old child can wet the bed, but diapers are needed.
Besides, what's wrong with little pups wetting the bed?
Little Qin Jin was frightened, with a frightened expression on his face, he hugged the diaper in a panic, and refused to let go, wanting to cry without tears: "Woo, don't wet the bed."
Xie Yunmian continued to distribute baby supplies while making up random things.For example, "you need to use a pacifier", "you need to use a baby walker", "you need to eat rice paste."......
Xie Yunmian noticed the little mermaid on the ground.
The little mermaid has no legs and can't walk, so she can only wrinkle her tail pitifully. The sea water keeps overflowing, soaking her long silver hair, and her blue eyes are wet.
It was very obedient, didn't ask for help, just stayed there obediently like a little glass doll.
"Ah, sorry."
Xie Yunmian hurried over: "I forgot that you can't leave the water..."
"Hey! Cub!"
The little mermaid screamed pitifully, and her pretty face was especially able to win the sympathy of children.
Mermaids knew how to use their beauty to win more favors since they were young.
Xie Yunmian hugged the non-existent waist of the little mermaid, and the other hand hugged the tail of the fish. The whole child was like a prince in a mermaid fairy tale, hugging the little mermaid——
Then he found he couldn't hold it up.
In the end, he helped the little mermaid over with the little dragon cub.
The little dragon cub has great strength, the fluffy round head pushed the little mermaid's tail, the little dragon's wings flapped, and the fur all over his body exploded.
After Xie Yunmian and Xiaolongzai put the little mermaid in the bathtub, they put warm water on it, and let the warm water submerge the little mermaid's tail, leaving only the upper body exposed.
The little mermaid smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you...boy."
It raised the tail of the fish and put it in Xie Yunmian's mouth.
Xie Yunmian: "?"
The little mermaid: "Eat~"
When it was an adult fish, it had seen Xie Yunmian in the form of a little mermaid. The light blue tail of the fish was so tender and elastic that people couldn't help but eat it.
So it thought that Xie Yunmian would want to eat its tail after it became a small fish cub.
Xie Yunmian: "..."
He couldn't resist the little mermaid, opened his mouth, and took a bite carefully.
The child's deciduous teeth have just erupted not long ago, they are tender and fresh, and without much effort, even a small tooth mark cannot be left on the fish's tail, only the mouthful of sea salt taste.
The little mermaid was a little disappointed and retracted her little tail.
After Xie Yunmian left the bathroom, the little cubs stayed obediently in the bedroom, lying crookedly around.
Xie Yunmian dragged and dragged the cubs to bed one by one: "It's only past four o'clock, it's time to go to sleep."
Little Xiao Buhan and Little Qin Jin slept on both sides of the place where Xie Yunmian had just been lying down, trying in vain to let Xie Yunmian sleep between them.
The little dragon cub twisted its hips, arched its back, flapped its wings, flew quickly to the head of the bed, and lay down on Xie Yunmian's small pillow.
Xie Yunmian wanted to lie down on the bed, but he heard someone calling his name.
He looked down and found that the palm-sized elf was pulling his trousers and raised his head: "Your Majesty, can you hug me to bed? I'm too small to climb up."
The elves are an intelligent race in the Western Fantasy Continent. Even cubs who are not born for a long time can speak fluently and naturally, and their thinking is no different from that of adults.
The fly in the ointment is that the form is too miniature.
Xie Yunmian squatted down, placed the elf in his palm, and carefully picked it up.
This is the first time he has completely brought the Elf King's body into view.
Before, he could only see the thighs of the other person, or the jaw line he saw when he looked up, or a few strands of blond hair.
The elf king was very delicate when he was young, with long hair that fell to his ankles, a pair of white pointed ears protruding from the hair, and the elf wings as thin as cicada's wings trembled slightly.
Xie Yunmian felt that the other party was like Thumbelina in a fairy tale.
Xie Yunmian blushed inexplicably.
He carried the elf king to bed.
Because of the small size of the elf cub, Xie Yunmian was afraid that other cubs would crush the elf, so he could only let the elf sleep in his arms.
The villain curled up and lay on Xie Yunmian's heart.
The Elf King could clearly hear the heartbeat of the gods, like the sound of raindrops falling on the window sill at night, quiet and steady.
The Elven King is as big as the leader of the Dragon Clan, but he has a good memory and remembers the stories of his own cubs.
...He was the first elf created by the gods himself.
He has no mother or father, and was brought up by His Majesty the God.
That gentle and beautiful boy would hold him in his palm, sing him a lullaby, cook him delicious food, and... tell him, I love you.
He also loves the gods.
Seeing that His Majesty the God was asleep, the little elf secretly rubbed up, trying to kiss the child's cheek.
But instead of kissing the delicate and smooth skin he imagined, he kissed a fluffy object instead.
With the help of moonlight, he saw the familiar golden dragon eyes.
The little dragon also wanted to kiss His Majesty, so he collided with the little elf.
And little Qin Jin and little Xiao Buhan had already secretly kissed the gods, and there were light hickey marks on both sides of the child's fair cheeks, as if bitten by mosquitoes.
Elf King: "..."
The elf king suppressed his anger, and a warm white light cluster appeared in his palm, which wiped away the red marks on the child's face.
****
The parents of the cubs fought silently for pets all night and slept very late.
Xie Yunmian woke up the next day, and they were still sleeping soundly on the bed.
Xie Yunmian did not wake them up, tiptoely finished washing, and then asked the waiter to bring breakfast into the room.
Breakfast is Xie Yunmian's special baby meal, hot goat's milk, mashed potatoes, and rice paste.
Xie Yunmian divided the breakfast into five portions and put them back in the thermos bag, waiting for the cubs to wake up to eat.
It's his first day as a parent and he definitely has to take good care of the little cubs.
The cubs would not be able to wake up for a while, so Xie Yunmian simply picked up the children's tablet and started playing while waiting.
Generally speaking, Xie Yunmian should start to recognize characters or read early at this time.
But Xie Yunmian was too lazy.
He has never been the kind of kid who studies very hard, and everything goes with the flow and goes with the flow.
Xie Yunmian quickly crossed out the learning reminder on the children's tablet, and opened the Weibo software.
The only entertainment software on his tablet is Weibo.
The child monitoring system only allows him to play for half an hour, so he has to hurry up and play.
Xie Yunmian opened Weibo, and the first thing he saw was the hot search on Weibo.
The front row of hot searches on Weibo are all related to him, and the traffic has overwhelmed many popular stars or actors.
【#《Back to Song Dynasty Farming》Mianmian#】
【#Mianmian is so cute! #]
Xie Yunmian thought it was someone else, and clicked in with an onlooker mentality... Then he was stunned.
All the pages displayed were screenshots of him in the live broadcast of the variety show.
There is an animation of Xie Yunmian standing on an ancient tree, saying "people must believe in science" and then flying down from the tree, or the scene of Xie Yunmian standing in the gossip Pisces picture, and him standing on a high cliff, going to Screenshot of throwing hydrangea below.
The most widely circulated screenshot is the interaction between Xie Yunmian and the parents.
For example, Xie Yunmian stood in front of Qin Jin with a magic sword, and drove away the wild bobcats that rushed over.
The child was wearing a magic black robe, the hem of the clothes was blown by the cold wind, the blade of the blade shone coldly in the moonlight, and his immature face was full of coldness.
This screenshot was posted by P with a line of words "The Little Demonic Master and His Kidnapped Adoptive Father"
Xie Yunmian: "..."
Or the screenshot of Xiao Buhan pretending to be sick and collapsed on the ground because he wanted to get the hydrangea, and then being hugged and comforted by Xie Yunmian, with a line of text "soft and weak, need to be hugged to get up".
Xie Yunmian: "..."
As a child, although he couldn't understand it, he was greatly shocked.
In addition, Xie Yunmian saw that many netizens were begging for the Weibo account of Xie Yunmian's parents.
Children naturally don't have a Weibo account, and the fans didn't expect Xie Yunmian to go online too much.
But if they want to get closer to Zai Zai, they can only ask for the Weibo account of Xie Yunmian's parents.
Xie Yunmian felt that this was impossible, as his parents were not from this world at all.
In order to meet the needs of netizens, Xie Yunmian changed his Weibo account, which was originally a string of numbers, to "Mianmian's parent".
Anyway, he is now a parent with five little cubs to raise.
When he thought of this, he felt a sense of pride spontaneously.
He couldn't help but turn on the camera, and took a photo of the five packed baby bottles, pacifiers, diapers and other baby supplies, and planned to post it on Weibo.
Xie Yunmian didn't know how to type, so he could only use his intuition to add pinyin ignorantly.
[@满绵头人: jingtianyeshiyangzaizaideyitian^O^]
Today is also a day to raise cubs~
Xie Yunmian saw that there were only 10 minutes left to use the tablet, so she obediently quit Weibo, saving the 10 minutes for later use.
He put down the tablet, and was attracted by the awakened little cub.
As everyone knows, as soon as he posted this Weibo, it caused an uproar on the Internet.
*****
Xiao Buhan was the first to wake up, and the other cubs woke up one after another.
As soon as they woke up, Xie Yunmian came to them holding a basin of small towels and small toothbrushes for children.
Xie Yunmian: "Children have to brush their teeth when they wake up, otherwise they will get tooth decay."
The little cubs looked at each other.
Xie Yunmian realized something was wrong: "Well... brush your teeth only when the deciduous teeth are all grown."
In the end, the only cub with full deciduous teeth was little Qin Jin. He came to Xie Yunmian's arms and asked him to help him brush his teeth.
Other cubs who don't have all the deciduous teeth, or even have no teeth at all, just need to rinse their mouths with mouthwash.
After the cubs finished washing, it was time for breakfast. Xie Yunmian helped them tie their bibs one by one and served breakfast.
The cubs are very well-behaved, sitting in a row, eating fruit, looking around like a kindergarten meeting.
The Elf King is very small and cannot eat by himself, Xie Yunmian is needed to feed him.
The Elf King sat on Xie Yunmian's lap, wearing a loose white robe, with blond hair tied up, and a small bib made of tissue paper hanging around his neck.
Xie Yunmian took some baby rice paste with a spoon and put it near the Little Elf King's mouth.
The elf king didn't eat the rice porridge on the spoon, and muttered: "Eating like this will stain your clothes."
"Hmm..." Xie Yunmian thought that the Elf King was an elegant and holy race, and might not allow his clothes to be soiled.
The elf king raised his head and blinked his gentle green eyes: "Little Majesty, you can dip your fingertips in rice paste, and then I will lick your fingertips."
Xie Yunmian: "..."
This is so strange.
The elf king said softly, "It's fine if you treat me like a kitten or a puppy, don't mind too much."
Xie Yunmian agreed to the other party's request, washed his hands clean, the child's slender fingertips were stained with milk-colored rice paste, and stretched out to the mouth of the Elf King.
The elf king hugged Xie Yunmian's fingers, and licked them lightly. The numbness made him feel uncomfortable, as if a kitten was scratching his heart.
But after all, this is raising cubs, hard work is nothing!
Xie Yunmian thought.
The other cubs noticed Xie Yunmian's monopoly on the elf king, and ran over one after another, wanting to condemn the elf king.
It's a pity that they are only a little over two years old, and they are not very good at talking, and what they say in a hurry is even more difficult to hear.
Other cubs: "¥*@¥#*%&!!"
Don't get close to the respected majesty the great Zaizai God!
Xie Yunmian asked in a daze, "Brother Perseus, what are they talking about?"
The Elf King lightly licked the rice paste on the child's fingertips, feeling the milky smell in the other's palm, and said casually: "They are saying that you can feed me more."
The elf king in his childhood, except that his body size became smaller and his body turned into a three-year-old appearance, his language function and so on remained the same.
Xie Yunmian simply believed it.
It took a long time before Xie Yunmian fed the elf king.
Just as he was about to put the cub's disposable bowls and chopsticks into the trash can, the children's tablet suddenly ding-dong.
Someone texted him.
"Huh?" Xie Yunmian turned on the children's tablet curiously, and the text of the text message was accompanied by pinyin, so he could easily understand the content of the text message.
— This is an invitation.
The content of the invitation is not a variety show or a certain drama, but a parenting competition.
This competition is jointly organized by various well-known maternal and child brands. The venue is in the city, and the time only needs one afternoon and evening. The contestants are aimed at parents with children.
Obviously, this invitation letter was not sent to him, but to his parents.
But the parents did not leave a phone number, so the organizer could only send the invitation letter to Xie Yunmian, hoping that Xie Yunmian could show it to the parents.
Xie Yunmian doesn't think about "showing the invitation letter to the parents" at all. He is the parent now, and the original parents have become his little cubs.
Xie Yunmian's eyes lit up after reading the content of the competition.
Parenting competition...?
OK, he likes it.
As a parent, he will definitely raise the little cubs into obedience and get the first place in the audience.
The more Xie Yunmian thought about it, the happier he became.
The little dragon cub ran up to him, and his little paws tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Wow?"
What are you looking at?
Xie Yunmian showed it the screen and explained, "I want to participate in a parenting competition with you."
The cubs were stunned.
As long as His Majesty the God wants, they can follow His Majesty, including parenting competitions.
However, they have now become cubs smaller than the little majesty, and they can't even take care of themselves, let alone take care of the little majesty to win the game.
Seeing their concerns, Xie Yunmian chuckled, "It's not you who take care of me, I'm the parent, and you are children, and I'll take care of you during the competition."
Cub parents: "????"
Thinking about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with what your Majesty said.
They are now younger than your majesty. In the parenting competition, they are "sons", and your majesty is the parent with the baby.
The parents of the cubs hesitated to speak, and hesitated to speak, but in the end they did not reject His Majesty the God.
Xie Yunmian was very happy: "Everyone thinks there is no problem, so let's set off. The competition location is not far away, and we can get there by car in half an hour."
"Aww!" The little dragon cub flapped its wings and spit out a string of small flames in celebration.
The baby little mermaid soaking in the tub is happy enough to blow bubbles.
"Wait." The elf king standing on Xie Yunmian's shoulder said in a deep voice, "It's easy to be caught and studied when you go out like this."
Especially the parents from the Western Fantasy world, all of them are non-human, with strange shapes.
The Pixie King casts a small elf spell that transforms the non-human cubs into human form, resembling two-year-old human cubs in appearance.
After thanking Xie Yunmian and the elf king, he ordered the waiter who was on call to drive him and the cubs' parents to the competition location.
When Xie Yunmian took his parents to other places to participate in a variety show, the housekeeper specially arranged a few more waiters and drivers to accompany Xie Yunmian to get better care.
As soon as the waiter opened the door, he saw a group of cubs crawling all over the ground.
waiter:"???"
The waiter didn't dare to ask more about the employer's family affairs, so he could only take them to the car one by one.
Xie Yunmian followed them, because the elf king was still in his infancy and his magic skills were not mature enough, so, he could see a pair of small horns on the little dragon cub's head, struggling to emerge, faintly visible.
A pair of black little dragon tails slowly came out from under the little dragon cub's clothes, the tip of the tail was wagging back and forth, looking for the figure of the little god.
Xie Yunmian quickly jumped up, pushed down the little dragon's horns, and pushed the little dragon's tail back to the ridge of the little dragon's cub.
Too dangerous.
Fortunately, there were no scales emerging from the little mermaid cubs, and things like the elf king growing pointed ears could not happen, so Xie Yunmian came to the destination without any risk.
The competition site is inside a mother and baby company.
This competition is very small and the time is not long. There are less than ten contestants who have received invitations, and there are not many people in the company.
As soon as Xie Yunmian stepped through the door, the staff noticed him.
The staff immediately recognized the kid as Xie Yunmian.
The organizer of the competition has already sent an invitation letter to Xie Yunmian's parents, but they don't hold out hope that Xie Yunmian will come back to participate in this competition.
Unexpectedly, the result was beyond her expectation.
... But what about Mian Mian's parents?
The staff member leaned over and asked, "Kid Mianmian, where are your brothers? This competition requires children and parents to participate together."
Xie Yunmian blinked and patted his chest: "I am the parent."
He pointed to a group of children hiding behind him: "These children are the cubs I want to take care of in the competition."
staff member:"???"
This group of children is not much younger than Mian Mian, at most one year younger, but now Mian Mian is their parent to take care of them.
The staff blurted out: "This is not very good."
Xie Yun softly retorted: "Your competition rules do not limit the age of parents. Can parents who are three years old not be allowed?"
"It's not impossible..." The staff member wiped off his sweat, but this situation was beyond her imagination.
Xie Yunmian: "I'm good at taking care of the cubs. I can definitely take good care of the children. Maybe I will win the first place in your competition."
He clearly wrote down the steps his parents took to take care of him.
The staff was silent for a while, took out their mobile phones to discuss with the organizer, and agreed to Xie Yunmian's request.
This wave can be said to be a reverse baby.
Before the game started, the staff took Xie Yunmian and the parents of the cubs to the tea room for a rest.
The staff took a few glances at the cub's parents, feeling familiar yet unfamiliar, and couldn't help but ask, "Little Mianmian, who is the kid next to you...?"
Xie Yunmian frowned and thought about it.
He could never say that these little friends were the parents of his cubs.
Xie Yunmian thought about it for a while, then opened his eyes and said nonsense: "It's my baby."
staff member:"……?"
The parents of the little cubs who were rolling and playing next to them all paused, and their expressions became weird. Xiao Buhan was so frightened that he choked on his saliva and coughed heavily.
The little dragon cub, who was fascinated by the shiny toys, forgot the instinct engraved in his genes and let the shiny crystal ball roll away.
Xie Yunmian was just hearing that children were born, and he didn't know what the birth process was like, so he made up the appearance.
"These cubs are just born to me, they're hot and they're still calling manman."
The staff couldn't help laughing, and slapped their thighs until their stomach ached: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, who did you have a baby with, kid? Haha!"
The younger siblings in her family also said the same thing, but they couldn't answer when they asked who they were born with.
Xie Yunmian hesitated, her cheeks flushed, "Hey, have a baby with the parents."
Cub parents: "???"
The staff held back their laughter and quickly covered Xie Yunmian's mouth: "Shh! Don't talk about this, it will become a black history when you grow up!"
But speaking of it, the group of children brought by Xie Yunmian did look a lot like Xie Yunmian's parents.
It should be the younger brother of Xie Yunmian's family.
After the staff settled down with Xie Yunmian and the children: "Wait here for a while, I'll prepare some snacks and small toys for you."
They are the largest mother and baby company in China, and they have a lot of things suitable for children to play and eat.
Xie Yunmian: "Hmm~"
After the staff left, only Xie Yunmian and the parents of the cubs were left in the lounge.
"Cub, cub! Aww!"
Xiaolong cub ran over with the crystal toy in his arms, tremblingly wanting to hand the crystal toy to Xie Yunmian.
The Dragon Clan likes to collect shiny things, and hide them in the dragon's lair as treasures, and no one will share them, unless that person is His Majesty Zai Zai God.
The elf king sat beside Xie Yunmian. After he returned to his normal form, he was a little taller than Xie Yunmian. His blond hair was tied into a high ponytail, and his facial features were gentle and delicate.
The elf king said softly: "Your Majesty, please don't tell others easily that you gave birth to us."
Xie Yunmian was stunned: "Why?"
The elf king lowered his head, two blushes appeared on his cheeks: "For giving birth to a cub, you have to have it with the person you like the most."
Xie Yunmian: "Aren't you my favorite people?"
The Elf King coughed lightly: "It's not that kind of liking, your Majesty, you will understand when you grow up, anyway, don't casually talk about such things to others..."
Although he has become a cub, since he is smarter than ordinary cubs, he still understands some basic reproductive knowledge.
Xiao Buhan echoed: "Yes, yes, Ah Yun, you won't understand what that kind of liking is until you become an adult."
Xie Yunmian didn't take it to heart and hummed casually.
He only likes the parents, not anyone else.
Suddenly, the voice of the creation system sounded in Xie Yunmian's mind.
[Little Majesty, while you are not on duty, the two sub-worlds have a lot of energy fluctuating. 】
Xie Yunmian was puzzled: "Why?"
[The people in the subworld miss you very much and want to see you. 】
Xie Yunmian has been interacting with parents during this time.
But there are only five parents, which only account for a very insignificant part of the whole population.
The existence of heaven/gods, for the sub-world, not only manages and maintains the stability of the world, but also carries the sustenance and love of the people.
But Xie Yunmian is going to participate in the competition now, and he can't get away from the world.
Xie Yunmian hung his head sullenly.
Genesis System: [Little Majesty, you can set up a camera connected to the subworld by your side as in the amusement park last time, so that the people can see you in real time. 】
Xie Yunmian: "But there will be audiences from two worlds watching at the same time, so won't there be fights?"
【………】
[Well...probably not. 】
Xie Yunmian believed the Genesis System's words and agreed to the other party's idea.
After a while, the staff came back with snacks and toys, and by the way told Xie Yunmian about the content of the competition.
The content of this parenting competition is very simple. Parents need to dress, cook and put children to sleep.
The judging criteria of the competition are mainly determined by the satisfaction of the children.
This competition is very small, and the content is just some daily interaction, and there is no need for experts to evaluate such a professional process.
After Xie Yunmian finished listening, she became nervous instead, clutching the corners of her clothes with both hands.
He didn't know how to raise non-human cubs to satisfy them, as well as cubs with special physiques such as Xiaoxianzun or Xiaomozun.
The staff member asked softly: "Children, is the competition process clear? No problem, right? You can quit if you have any problems."
In their eyes, although Xie Yunmian is very obedient and cute, he is still too young. It is hard for them to believe that such a young child can be a good parent.
Xie Yunmian replied with a guilty conscience: "Yes."
******
Five minutes before the start of the parenting competition, the staff brought Xie Yunmian and the cubs to the competition venue.
The competition venue is not a big stage, but a small cubicle, which is full of everything you need for mothers and babies, cooking ingredients and equipment, as well as a kitchen and dining room, like an advanced version of a play house.
The whole game will be broadcast live on the largest video platform in China.
However, the mother and baby live broadcast area has never had much traffic, and the program group does not have expectations for the number of live broadcast viewers.
In a place unknown to the program group, a live broadcast window linking two foreign worlds was quietly opened.
——The influx of explosive audiences.
The citizens of the West Fantasy World have watched Xie Yunmian's live broadcast before, as long as they watch it on the optical computer.
The ancient sub-world did not have electronic devices such as optical brains, and could only be viewed on mirrors that reflected light.
The monks in the immortal way or the magic way are accustomed to these mysterious and illusory spells, and their doubts are covered by the joy of seeing the heavenly way.
Looking at the live broadcast channel, the first picture that the audience in Subworld saw was Xie Yunmian and the parents of the cubs staying in the cubicle.
From the top-down perspective of the audience, what they saw were six small figures, more than enough to squeeze into a cubicle.
At first glance, they recognized that little white and good-looking figure as Xie Yunmian.
[Your Majesty, I am coming! ! !Ha ha ha ha!Eh?Who are the other five children? 】
[? ? ?Hey, who is that above, how can he call Tiandao the God of Cubs!How disrespectful! 】
【ah?What is the way of heaven?Zai Zai God means becoming a god of Zai Zai, what's wrong? 】
[Add one, what is the way of heaven? I haven't heard of it. I know every word, but I don't know it together. 】
The audience of the two sub-worlds started fighting until the new situation in the live broadcast room diverted their attention.
Xie Yunmian leaned on the window and saw other contestants who came to compete.
There are only two groups of contestants, one group is an old man who looks like a professor
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