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The name of this variety show is "Back to the Song Dynasty Farming"

The variety show has been aired for two consecutive episodes. Although it was created by the most popular variety show company, the audience for this variety show has always been very small.

In order not to close the variety show, the organizer added parent-child elements to the third variety show, and used a lottery to draw the luckiest amateur children.

In fact, the clerk was not optimistic about this model.

Now many people...are afraid of marriage and having children.

But when he saw the selected Xie Yunmian, he immediately dismissed his thoughts.

A three-year-old child looks white and clean, with soft and delicate features, and is indistinguishable from male and female, like a soft glutinous rice cake.

Moreover, it's very embarrassing!

It's the overlord who casually took out a black card!

The clerk covered his heart that wanted to scream, and patiently said to Xie Yunmian: "Little friend, you can watch some of the previous two episodes of variety shows on the Internet. If you want to participate, please contact me. This is my phone number..."

He felt that this should be said to the children's parents. He looked at Qin Jin and Xiao Buhan, and found that the other party had an inexplicable expression.

Naturally, they don't understand what a variety show is. They just think that this person...is too crazy about His Majesty.

Xie Yunmian blinked and asked softly, "Can I participate with the parents?"

Clerk: "Nod, of course you can, but you can only bring two parents."

Xie Yunmian counted Qin Jin and Xiao Buhan, just enough for two people.He squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Yes, you can register my name for me."

He likes to participate in various activities with his parents, such as participating in the God Festival and helping the amusement park to shoot promotional videos. These are all very good memories.

The clerk did not expect Xie Yunmian to agree so quickly: "Okay, I will contact the organizer now, you and your parents will try the dessert first."

After the clerk left, Qin Jin raised his eyebrows and asked, "Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao, what does variety show mean?"

"..."

Xie Yunmian was silent for a while. He was only three years old and couldn't explain clearly: "Should it be an activity for everyone to play together?"

Xiao Buhan smiled and said, "It's my honor to be able to play with His Majesty Xiao Tiandao."

Xie Yunmian's ears turned red, he pushed the dessert down in front of the parents, and changed the subject: "Eat the dessert quickly, it won't taste good if it's not cold."

****

After Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin finished eating Zai Zai's soft meal, the three of them returned home together.

Qin Jin felt that these weird dishes were delicious, and he finally knew why Xiao Tiandao didn't like his pigeon soup.

Xie Yunmian found that it was past six o'clock in the evening, and according to his usual routine, he should take a shower and go to bed.

But his eyes fell on the small backpack on the sofa.

The small backpack was bulging, filled with a lot of books and stationery, as well as the candy he was going to share with other children, but because he was too young and the God of Creation, it was not convenient for him to stay, so he couldn't go to Little Sunflower Kindergarten nearby.

Xie Yunmian lowered his head, the shadow cast by his eyelashes covered his eyes, looking sullen.

He suddenly remembered that the kindergarten teacher said that he could go to kindergarten at home, and immediately regained his energy, he tugged at the corners of Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin's clothes: "Brother Buhan, Brother Qin Jin, you agreed to be my husband."

"Ok?"

Xie Yunmian twitched, looking very embarrassed: "...Can you teach me to study, I think I will go to kindergarten tonight."

He doesn't want to lag behind other kids in progress.

Qin Jin was surprised: "He is really a diligent and studious kid."

He usually gets sleepy after reading for less than half an hour, and he has never seen anyone who would take the initiative to learn.

As expected of Xiaotiandao.

Xiao Buhan asked softly: "It's the hour of You now, it's time to rest, why don't you study again tomorrow, Your Majesty?"

"..." Xie Yunmian pursed her lips and remained silent, looking reluctant.

The parents can only pamper and start preparing for His Majesty's teaching plan.

Qin Jin squatted down: "Your Majesty, you should practice martial arts with me tonight. It is very important to exercise your body well."

Of course Xie Yunmian knew that now elementary school, junior high school, and high school all take physical education exams, and even account for a lot of points.

Xiao Buhan smiled softly and said, "It's not easy to practice martial arts at night, and your majesty will be tired. Let's study first."

Xie Yunmian: "..."

Of course, Xie Yunmian wanted two bowls of water to be balanced. He chose to study with Xiao Buhan first, and then practice martial arts with Qin Jin.

Xie Yunmian studies in the living room where he usually eats, and the dining table can be used as a desk after wiping it down.

For the convenience of studying, there is a small bookshelf next to the dining table, and there are many children's books in the small bookshelf.

Xie Yunmian stepped on a small bench and carefully took out a book from the bookshelf.

"Reading Books for Children Aged 3-6"

The book is very thin, with many cartoon patterns on the cover, the size is as big as his face, and it takes two hands to hold it in his arms.

Holding the book in his arms, he ran up to Xiao Buhan, and said in a childish voice, "Brother Buhan, can you teach me this book?"

"Yes." Xiao Buhan naturally agreed, and carried Xie Yunmian to the baby chair, and he sat next to Xie Yunmian.

Qin Jin sat on the sofa in the living room, staring at the two people, one big and one small, very upset.

He picked up a fairy tale book on the ground, flipped through it casually, and found that he didn't know a single word.

Qin Jin: "..."

Demons do not respect literature, Qin Jin, as the suzerain of the Demons, thinks that he can walk the world without knowing a single word.

Unexpectedly, I still stumbled.

But regarding the matter of studying with His Majesty Xiao Tiandao, he couldn't interfere with Xiao Buhan and Xie Yunmian, he could only watch helplessly.

***

Xiao Buhan took the book handed over by Xie Yunmian, flipped through it a few times, and found that it was very basic in character recognition and writing.

Xiao Buhan said softly: "Little Majesty, where do you want to learn from?"

Xie Yunmian blinked: "Learn from scratch."

Xiao Buhan was about to start teaching Xie Yunmian, but found that the light was too dim.

He usually reads and writes in the Immortal Mansion, accompanied by bright skylight.

And where His Majesty Xiao Tiandao is now, there is only a small dim lamp, so that Xiao Tiandao always habitually reads with his head down, which is very bad for his eyes.

And there is no basic pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, which is very inconsistent with Xiao Buhan's learning philosophy.

Xiao Buhan frowned, and muttered: "It would be great if we were in the Immortal Mansion..."

In this way, he can give His Majesty Xiao Tiandao the best learning conditions.

Xie Yunmian heard Xiao Buhan's whisper, and said softly: "Actually, you can go to the sub-world to study."

He consulted in his mind the feasibility of this method of creation system.

Perhaps it was because it was too comfortable to stay in the mind of His Majesty the God, and the creation system did not return to the computer.

[Little Majesty, you can open a separate connection between your home and the subworld. 】

[In this way, you don’t need to fall asleep to go to the subworld. 】

Xie Yunmian was ignorant and understood: 【Is it okay to open the location of the connection port in Brother Buhan's Immortal Mansion? 】

[Yes, please wait a few minutes, Your Majesty. 】

At the same time, Xie Yunmian discovered that her home was not suitable for practicing martial arts.

He is small, so he may not bump into it, but it is not necessarily the case for Qin Jin, he will bump into the ceiling and wall if he is not careful.

Xie Yunmian called Qin Jin who was sitting on the sofa: "Brother Qin Jin, can I go to your sect to practice martial arts later?"

Qin Jin: "?"

What a great thing this is.

He wished to lock His Majesty Xiao Tiandao in the Mo Dao sect, be with him forever, and treat him as his only child.

Therefore, the creation system opened two different world passages in Xie Yunmian's home. The passage leading to the Immortal Mansion was opened in the refrigerator, and the passage leading to the Demon Sect was in the closet.

This kind of passage is like a "mustard space", once opened, you can go to another world.

Xie Yunmian opened the refrigerator door, and the food in the refrigerator disappeared, replaced by a deep blue.

It is very similar to the time machine drawer of "Doraemon" that Xie Yunmian watched in the cartoon.

Xie Yunmian didn't dare to go in alone, and was finally carried in by Xiao Buhan.

Qin Jin didn't go to Xiao Buhan's fairy mansion together, but went back to the Mo Dao sect first to prepare for the martial arts training for His Majesty Xiao Tiandao.

Xiao Buhan appeared in the long-lost fairy mansion with Xie Yunmian in his arms.

The attendants packed up a good place to study in the Immortal Mansion.

This place has the best light in the Immortal Mansion, the bright sky is reflected in front of the desk, and there are all the four treasures of the study, with a strong atmosphere of books.

Xie Yunmian liked it very much, and wanted to sit in front of the desk, but the chair was too high, and he couldn't get on it by himself.

"Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao, please sit on my lap so that I can teach you how to read."

Xie Yunmian: "Hmm~"

He was picked up by the young Immortal Venerable, and he was firmly placed on the opponent's lap, leaning against the opponent's chest.

The aroma of children's milk is mixed with the aroma of warm tea.

Xiao Buhan skillfully spread out the paperweight in front of the desk, pressed it with a pressure ruler, then ground the ink, and dipped the brush with jet black ink.

Children's hands are small, and they can't hold a pen for the first time, so adults need to teach them by hand.

Xiao Buhan's broad palm hugged Xie Yunmian's delicate white hand, and his hot palm pressed against the cool palm of the other party.

From his angle, he could see Xie Yunmian's face from a bird's-eye view, the thick eyelashes like a small fan, and the soft and red lips, which were cuter than all the little fairies he had ever seen.

It is indeed his Ayun.

Xiao Buhan adjusted his excitement, and said softly: "Little Majesty, let me teach you to write a poem first. After learning the poem, you can recognize a lot of characters."

Xie Yunmian: "Hmm~"

Xiao Buhan held Xie Yunmian's hand, with gentle movements, and wrote a poem on the paperweight stroke by stroke.

There is a confidant in the sea, and the world is close to each other.

This is what he accidentally glimpsed in His Majesty's reading book, and he thinks it is very suitable to describe the relationship between him and Ayun.

However, Ayun forgot the past between them.

Xiao Buhan pursed his lips, a little disappointment flashed in his black eyes.

He didn't notice, Xie Yunmian inadvertently raised his head and glanced at him.

The young immortal is very good-looking, with waterfall-like long black hair neatly falling down, fair skin, gentle eyebrows, black eyes like water, and the whole person interprets what is meant by being as warm as jade.

Xie Yunmian couldn't help but put a sticker into Xiao Buhan's arms.

Under Xiao Buhan's guidance, he learned quickly, and he was able to write a complete line of poetry in a short while.

Xiao Buhan boasted: "Your Majesty is really smart, other little fairies like you would need a whole day to understand."

He really felt that this child was smarter than other children, after all, it was the way of heaven.

Xie Yunmian was very happy to be praised, and wanted to learn the next poem.

Xiao Buhan: "Little Majesty, you have to go to Qin Jin's side to learn martial arts later, and you will not have enough energy, so save poetry until tomorrow."

Xie Yunmian listened to his parents very much and nodded obediently.

Xiao Buhan put away the paperweight as a commemoration of Xiao Tiandao's first calligraphy practice.

Xie Yunmian returned home, opened the closet door and came to the magic school.

The atmosphere of the Mo Dao sect is different from that of the Xiuxian sect. Looking around, the Xiuxian sect is full of misty mountains, palaces made of snow-white bricks and tiles, and cute little beasts that can be seen every few steps.

As for the magic school, except for the blue sky, the overall color is only depressing black and red.

The place where Xie Yunmian practiced martial arts was of course not indoors, it was outside Qin Jin's bedroom.

There is a large open space outside the sleeping hall. On the open space, a standard Eight Diagrams Pisces picture is painted in black and white.

Qin Jin sat on the stone in the open space with him. When he saw Xie Yunmian appearing in the Eight Diagrams diagram, his eyes lit up, and he walked forward: "Your Majesty."

Xie Yunmian hugged Qin Jin and softly called his brother.

Qin Jin took Xie Yunmian's hand: "Your Majesty, go change your clothes first, I have prepared clothes for you to protect yourself."

He thinks that Xie Yunmian should be able to change clothes by himself, after all, he is Xiao Tiandao.

Xie Yunmian took the clothes Qin Jin handed over, hid in a secret place, and changed clothes slowly.

The clothes he changed into were the robes of the Mo Dao sect, a pure black robe, and the Mo Dao sect clothes were attached with a unique body protection method, and ordinary attacks would not be able to harm the monks wearing the clothes.

That's why Qin Jin asked Xie Yunmian to change into the imperial uniform, for fear of bumping into something accidentally.

In addition to this, the Zongfu can also amplify the deterrent power of monks.

After Xie Yunmian put on the pure black robe, his skin was made whiter by the black fabric, his black hair was neatly pasted on his forehead and behind his temples, and his warm golden eyes were shining with light.

He has indeed become fierce, like a little black wild cat without a full moon.

Xie Yunmian found that Qin Jin was also wearing the same royal uniform as him, black robe, black boots, black gloves, black hair, tall and handsome man stood in the dark like a sharp knife smeared with black blood.

Qin Jin was very satisfied with Xie Yunmian's appearance in the Demon Dao Zong uniform, and couldn't help asking: "Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao, the Demon Dao Zong uniform is very suitable for you, do you want to...try to cultivate demons?"

He once again sent Xie Yunmian an invitation to practice magic.

If Xie Yunmian agrees, he will definitely help Xie Yunmian cultivate into the most powerful Great Demon Lord, the one even more powerful than him.

At that time, there will be two demons, one big and one small, in this world.

Xie Yunmian could sit on his shoulders, the two of them wore the same demonic robes, rode a terrifying big black snake, and went out of the mountain together to frighten the world. Just thinking about this picture is very beautiful.

"Cultivate magic?"

Xie Yunmian asked in a daze, "What is the process of cultivating demons like?"

"..."

Qin Jin frowned and remained silent for a while.

He was born with demonic roots, and he didn't need to expend much effort to reach the top of Demonic Venerable.

But Xie Yunmian has no magic root, and his soul is soft and pure white.

If a child without magic roots wants to practice magic, he has to find a suitable furnace or pair up with someone/cultivate when he becomes an adult.

The Mo Dao sect will never be as holy and elegant as the Xiuxian sect.

Forget it.

Qin Jin didn't want the adult Xie Yunmian to do such a thing, he felt that no one was worthy of Xiao Tiandao.

Qin Jin withdrew his invitation to Xie Yunmian to cultivate demons: "Ahem, Your Majesty, we don't care whether we cultivate demons or not, let's practice martial arts first."

Qin Jin despises the technique of cauldron furnace or the method of dual/cultivation. He doesn't want to have karma with anyone. He has been single since he was born from the mother's womb. There is no such thing as a pair of people in his life.

But if he nurses a child, he is willing to nurse him forever.

His Majesty Xiao Tiandao is so cute that he wants to eat it.

Qin Jin controlled his insane thoughts and taught Xiao Tiandao how to practice martial arts.

His Majesty Xiao Tiandao is so small and has a thin frame. If he doesn't practice martial arts a lot, he will probably still be a little soft when he grows up.

Qin Jin's palms were gathered together, black air condensed from the palms, and a black-gold long sword floated up from the palms.

The long sword was twice the size of a normal sword, and its weight was reduced many times. It was just right for a one-meter-tall child to hold in his hand.

He didn't accompany Xie Yunmian to the Immortal Mansion just now, he just wanted to go back to the Demon Dao Sect Xiaotiandao to forge swords first.

Qin Jin: "Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao, this is the magic sword I forged for you."

Xie Yunmian's eyes lit up, he took the sword, hugged it in his arms, and said in a sweet voice, "Thank you, Brother Qin Jin."

Qin Jin stood behind Xie Yunmian, squatted down halfway, his black boots collided with the ground and made a dull sound.

"Your Majesty, let me demonstrate to you first."

He took his magic sword out of the void.

Qin Jin's magic sword is huge, a full two meters long, the whole body is black, only the blade is silvery white with cold light.

What's even more frightening is that the hilt of the magic sword is embroidered with the head of a living snake. Holding the hilt, the snake's head will open its blood eyes, hiss and spit out snake letters to detect the enemy's situation for the master.

Qin Jin grasped the hilt of the sword, the hem of his black robe fluttered in the wind, his long hair fluttered, and his long black boots stepped on the ground.The silver-white sword blade pierced the sky, flashed a cold light, and brought out afterimages.

A pure white gardenia fell unintentionally, the sword rose and fell, and the palm-sized gardenia was chopped into countless petals. The snow-white petals passed by his side one after another, and the fragrance of the flower that diffused dilutes the man's body. hostility.

Qin Jin doesn't use the magic sword very often, he is so powerful that he doesn't need any weapons, and he is enough to deal with all the difficulties in this world.

If he wanted to use a weapon, it would be only because he wanted to protect His Majesty Xiao Tiandao, or to teach Xiao Tiandao to protect himself.

Xie Yunmian stood aside, his warm golden eyes reflected the man's sharp movements.

He has no aesthetic awareness yet, but he can still think the other party is handsome.

If he can learn this set of sword skills, will he be as handsome as brother Qin Jin?

Then he can protect his people.

Xie Yunmian ran up to Qin Jin, hugged the other's thigh, and raised his head: "Brother, teach me how to play."

"Ah."

He held the child's non-existent waist with one hand, and held Xie Yunmian's hand holding the sword hilt with the other: "Little Majesty, I will teach you the most basic sword skills first. It will be much stronger."

Xie Yunmian suddenly became nervous, straightened his back, and sat upright.

It's a pity that Xie Yunmian is still too young, and his limbs are not coordinated enough. In addition, it is the first time to practice. It looks like a little emperor penguin cub flapping its wings, which can arouse people's desire to protect.

"Hey!" Xie Yunmian couldn't stand still, his feet were caught by the blade of the sword, and he staggered and fell down. Fortunately, Qin Jin protected him in time, so it can be said that he was a hero who saved the cub.

Although Xie Yunmian almost fell down, Qin Jin brought his own parental filter and praised: "Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao is so smart, you can do so well in the first practice!"

Xie Yunmian was praised twice in a row today, her ears turned red, and she was very proud.

Considering the child's limited physical strength, Qin Jin did not let Xie Yunmian continue to practice, but brought Xie Yunmian back to his home in the real world.

Xie Yunmian wanted to change the Mo Daozong uniform before going back.

But when he came to the stone where he changed his clothes, he found that his original little clothes were gone, and he didn't even see a shadow.

Qin Jin's voice sounded from above his head.

"Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao, you can go back wearing this imperial uniform, it's fine."

Xie Yunmian turned his little head, just in time to see Qin Jin's hand hidden behind his waist... as if he had taken his little clothes.

Qin Jin just wanted Xiao Tiandao to wear the same clothes as him, and then let Xiao Buhan see what a match they were made in heaven, like a biological father and son (?)

At this moment, Qin Jin is very much like the Cowherd who steals clothes in Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

He resisted the urge to let Xie Yunmian call him daddy, and took Xie Yunmian back to his home in the real world.

*****

real world.

After Xiao Buhan taught Xie Yunmian's poems, he returned to the real world one step ahead of him.

He sat at the small dining table where Xie Yunmian usually read and studied, and flipped through the books Xie Yunmian used to study.

Xie Yunmian takes a little time every day to learn to read and write, especially to learn to write the names of the leaders.

The words "Perseus", "Long Yan" and "Haimu" were densely written on a piece of white paper. The child wrote very carefully and vigorously, and the strict handwriting wanted to penetrate the thin paper.

Xiao Buhan frowned as he looked at the names of these strangers, his blood pressure rose.

What kind of person is worthy of His Majesty Xiao Tiandao's learning to write names like this?

While he was thinking, the wardrobe in the bedroom snapped open, Xie Yunmian got out of it, and Qin Jin followed.

Xie Yunmian ran towards Xiao Buhan.

Xiao Buhan saw that Xie Yunmian and Qin Jin were wearing exactly the same clothes, and they were the uniforms of the Demon Dao, and they looked like close brothers of the same school as Qin Jin.

Xiao Buhan: "..."

His blood pressure rose again.

"Brother Buhan!"

Xie Yunmian pounced on Xiao Buhan like a little black sparrow.

Xiao Buhan patted the child's head: "Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao, are you tired? It's getting late, let's take a bath and change clothes for bed."

He specifically bit down on the word "changing clothes".

Qin Jin sneered lightly, and did not stop Xie Yunmian from taking a bath and changing clothes, after all, his goal had already been achieved.

He and Xiao Tiandao are a match made in heaven!

**

After taking a shower, Xie Yunmian changed into plush pajamas and lay on the same bed with the parents.

He has a children's tablet, which is just right for watching the variety show he is about to participate in with his parents.

"Back to the Song Dynasty Farming" has been broadcast for two episodes, and the variety show videos can be seen everywhere on the Internet.

He inserted the tablet in front of the bed, and was embraced by Qin Jin and Xiao Buhan.

Since there is only one Xie Yunmian, and his parents have two, he has to lie on his back with his upper body in Qin Jin's arms and his legs in Xiao Buhan's arms.

A very enjoyable pose.

Qin Jin was massaging his scalp, Xiao Buhan rubbed his jio, Xie Yunmian was so comfortable that his whole body was numb and drowsy.

The tablet played the "Back to the Song Dynasty Farming" variety show screen.

This variety show requires all contestants to wear Hanfu from the Song Dynasty, and cannot carry modern items such as electronic equipment. They are sent to a deep mountain for a seven-day ancient life.

In addition to houses and clothes, other daily life needs players to do it themselves.

Because the process is very difficult, plus the most fatal point - not being able to play with mobile phones, many contestants failed to persevere, and they couldn't make any breakthroughs, so this variety show has not been popular.

But in Xie Yunmian's eyes, this variety show is very suitable for him and his parents to participate.

It's even made for parents.

After all, Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin came from the ancient world, and they were native ancient people.

This time, I don't even need to change into modern clothes, I can directly act in my true colors.

Xie Yunmian is looking forward to the day when he and his parents will participate in the variety show.

He quit the variety show that was being played, logged on to Weibo, searched for the name of the variety show by voice input, found the official account of the variety show, and clicked into it in one go.

After he finished filming the promotional video for the amusement park last time, he knew how to use Weibo ignorantly, because the finished film of the promotional film and everyone's comments were to be watched on Weibo.

Caught off guard, he saw a freshly posted Weibo on the variety show's official account.

[@回宋代农田吧V: The third episode of the variety show will be broadcast soon, and the third episode of the variety show will add parent-child elements. There will be an amateur kid appearing in the variety show, please stay tuned~]

The variety show preview is very simple, with only a few hundred likes, and only a dozen comments.

... From this, it can be seen that this variety show is indeed very vague.

Xie Yunmian doesn't know what it means to be confused, so he is very happy to be able to play with the parents.

Children's tablets have restricted functions. After nine o'clock in the evening, they cannot access the Internet, and can only make calls and send and receive text messages.

At nine o'clock, the Weibo software automatically exited, and when Xie Yunmian was about to put down his tablet and go to sleep, he saw a new text message lying in the message box.

The new text message came from the organizer of the variety show.

The variety show sent him the location of the variety show, which is in a tourist province and city with beautiful scenery, as long as he arrives within three days.

Xie Yunmian can't wait to set off tomorrow.

As soon as he sent the plane ticket booking information to the housekeeper uncle, the tablet was taken away by Xiao Buhan.

Xiao Buhan put the tablet on the bedside table far away, and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, don't touch strong light before going to bed, it's not good for your eyes."

"Um……"

Xie Yunmian knew he was wrong, turned off the light, and lay obediently on the bed, half of his face was covered by the quilt.

Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin lay beside him respectively, with the child sandwiched between them.

Although Xie Yunmian felt a bit cramped, he felt full and happy for no reason, and fell asleep without knowing it, and slept very comfortably.

——If Qin Jin didn't wake him up in the middle of the night.

Xie Yunmian fell into a drowsy sleep, picked up by Qin Jin like a chicken, and sat on the bed.

Xie Yunmian's head was lowered, his eyes were closed, his expression was dazed, and his eyelashes trembled slightly.

"Ugh... what, what's the matter?"

The child's voice is very sticky and soft, like melted honey, very obedient, not a bit angry.

Qin Jin stood in front of the bed, and there was no light in the room, making his shadow like a dark mountain.

"Your Majesty, it's already 04:30 in the morning, it's time to get up and do your morning exercises."

Xie Yunmian: "..."

Xie Yunmian pretended not to hear, closed his eyes, and fell asleep leaning against the head of the bed.

But for the health of His Majesty Xiao Tiandao, Qin Jin didn't let Xie Yunmian go, picked him up, put him in his arms, strode towards the bathroom, washed Xie Yunmian's face and brushed his teeth.

Xie Yunmian asked in a daze, "Where's Brother Buhan?"

Qin Jin squeezed toothpaste into the child's toothbrush, carefully stuffed it into Xie Yunmian's mouth, rubbed the child's deciduous teeth by feeling, and white bubbles with a fruity flavor popped out.

Qin Jin: "After you finish your morning work at 04:30, go to Xiao Buhan's place to study at six o'clock."

Xie Yunmian: "???"

...Doesn't kindergarten start school at nine o'clock in the morning!

After Qin Jin wiped Xie Yunmian's face with warm water, he slowly regained his energy, but his expression still showed a dazed and cute aura, trying to make people rua.

Qin Jin changed him into the Mo Dao Sect uniform, took his hand, walked into the floor-standing wardrobe, and came to the Mo Dao Sect.

The sky in the Mo Dao Sect was slightly bright, but the sky was hazy, and dim stars could be seen faintly.

But the sect is already very lively.

Many monks came out of their residences, coming and going, shoulder to shoulder.

The place Qin Jin arranged for Xie Yunmian to practice martial arts was not completely surrounded, and the cultivators passing by could see the appearance of Xiao Tiandao and Qin Jin.

The whole world knows that Xiaotian has descended to earth.

But they never expected that Xiao Tiandao would appear in the Demonic Dao Sect, obediently following Qin Jin, the Demonic Daoist Sect Master.

Didn't the suzerain, Qin Jin, not believe in the existence of the Dao of Heaven? ? ?

Qin Jin ignored the fiery gazes of the surrounding audience, conjured up the little magic sword, put it in Xie Yunmian's hand, and patted the child's limp hair.

"Your Majesty, you can practice your sword here for a while, and I will prepare some breakfast for you."

He knew that the magic monks were all afraid of him and would not approach his territory rashly, so he let them watch Xiao Tiandao in his territory.

After getting Xie Yunmian's consent, he turned around and entered the bedroom.

The sleeping hall is very close to the place where Xie Yunmian practiced his sword, which is equivalent to a courtyard.

Logically speaking, if Xie Yunmian practiced his sword, Qin Jin in the dormitory could hear the sound of the blade piercing the sky.

But Qin Jin didn't hear anything, instead he heard more and more boiling voices.

Qin Jin felt something was wrong, and when he walked out of the bedroom, he was stunned.

Xie Yunmian fell asleep.

... Xie Yunmian didn't even move his position, just lying on the ground, curled up into a ball, holding a sword half the size of his body in his arms.

His body is soft and he can do any movement with ease.At this time, his legs were curled up, his back was bent, and his head was buried between his knees, turning into a cub ball.

He slept soundly, his eyes were closed tightly, his lips were slightly parted, and a little baby fat was squeezed out of one cheek that was pressed against the ground, and his black hair was spread out, spreading on the ground like satin.

The mob monks who were watching didn't know that Xiao Tiandao was so cute, and at the same time, he was lying on the ground secretly sleeping, and he was very pitiful.

It was obvious that Qin Jin had dragged him here early in the morning.

As soon as Qin Jin walked out of the dormitory, he heard the monks pointing at him.

"Your Majesty Xiao Tiandao is so pitiful. It's only less than five o'clock in the morning. Let the child sleep a little longer."

"The suzerain should be teaching Xiao Tiandao how to practice swordsmanship, but it's too early! Children need to sleep more to grow their bodies!"

"Hey, I really want to steal Tiandao, who is curled up into a ball."

"Condemn the Suzerain!"

Qin Jin frowned listening to these trivial points, and silently hugged the sleeping Xie Yunmian.

Xie Yunmian felt the warmth, and subconsciously shrank into Qin Jin's wide embrace, like a kitten clinging to its mother cat.

Qin Jin didn't wake Xie Yunmian up, and carried him back to his bedroom in the real world.

Although Xie Yunmian is a powerful Heavenly Dao, he is still a child.

A fragile, soft little child who had just turned three.

You shouldn't have asked him so harshly.

Qin Jin realized this for the first time.

***

Xie Yunmian fell asleep until nine o'clock in the morning. Not only did he fail to practice martial arts, but also the morning reading that Xiao Buhan prepared for him was in vain.

But Xie Yunmian slept comfortably.

After he washed up and had breakfast, he received a call from the housekeeper.

He just sent the flight ticket booking information to the housekeeper yesterday, and the housekeeper has arranged the itinerary to the variety show venue this morning.

It's just that the butler didn't book a plane ticket, but a private jet.

This is the request given to him by the leaders before returning to the subworld. If the young master travels, he must arrange the most high-end means of transportation. It is best not to let the young master come into contact with other people.

So the only means of transportation is a private jet.

The private plane will stop at the nearby airport in two hours, and then a special car will be sent to take Xie Yunmian and his parents to the airport.

After the private plane arrives at the destination, there will also be a special car to take them to the venue of the variety show.

Xie Yunmian didn't know how embarrassing this behavior was.

Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin didn't even know that they were eating soft food.

Xie Yunmian simply packed his luggage and set off with the parents.

******

Changbai City.

Xie Yunmian arrived at the venue of the variety show in only one afternoon.

The place where the variety show is held is in a deep mountain with beautiful mountains and clear waters. There are no people in the deep mountain, only a few small wooden houses.

As soon as Xie Yunmian entered the cabin, crew members came out to greet him.

They didn't expect that the kid would come so fast, it was so fast that they were pleasantly surprised.

When the variety show director saw Xie Yunmian, his eyes lit up.

——This kid is so cute!

He has seen a lot of child stars, but far from seeing Xie Yunmian astonished at first glance.

It is simply a flourishing and cute face.

Xie Yunmian took off his little fisherman hat for sunshade, revealing his soft shaggy black hair and fair little face, and said hello uncle in a childish voice.

director:"!!!"

Director: "Quick, everyone, come in and sit down."

Qin Jin and Xiao Buhan followed behind Xie Yunmian and entered the small wooden house used by the variety show to receive artists.

This variety show is a variety show with pure ancient styles, and what it wants is the sense of ancient time travel.

In addition to shooting equipment, it is best not to show other modern-related items in variety shows, otherwise it will be easy to be complained about.

The cabin is built according to the Song Dynasty houses, without any modern appliances, only a small wooden table and a few small stools.

It was very dark.

The director brought a small oil lamp and struck it with a match desperately, but the match failed to ignite the fire for a long time, only the sound of friction.

The director wiped off his sweat: "Sorry, it rained yesterday, these matches may be wet..."

Xiao Buhan couldn't stand it any longer, he folded his palms together, a small spiritual flame was ignited, and the flame was secretly transferred to the match.

Director: "The matches finally light up!"

He didn't know that it was Xianzun who helped him, thinking that the match was not wet by the water vapor.

The cabin is illuminated by the warm yellow light of the oil lamp.

The director poured a cup of warm boiled water for each of the three. The warm boiled water was the spring water that the crew brought down from the mountain, and then boiled it with firewood. It tasted very refreshing.

The director sat in front of them and introduced the upcoming variety show process.

Xie Yunmian obediently pricked up his ears to listen, Xiao Buhan and Qin Jin also listened seriously in order to make Xiao Tiandao have more fun.

Director: "This variety show will be broadcast live in the form of a live broadcast. What you need to do in the variety show is very simple, that is, spend seven days in the way of the ancients."

"Modern items such as electronic equipment cannot be used during these seven days. If you have any difficulties, you can ask the program team for help."

"There is a small mountain near here. There are many small animals to hunt in the mountain, and there is also a stream where you can fish and fetch water."

"There is firewood and a stove in the house, which can be used at any time."

It can be said to be very isolated from the world.

Instead of feeling bored, Xie Yunmian became more and more interested.

The director was distracted by this beautiful and cute kid throughout the process.

In order not to close the variety show due to lack of popularity, he applied to add an amateur kid in the variety show as a new highlight,