How my bad friend and I survived in Yokohama

This chapter is very secondary, you can skip w

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"Although it has been expected for a long time," Horiba Zou looked at Dazai with some distress, "but I still have to say one thing - Zhichan is too much."

"Hey——" Dazai Osamu looked back, "There is no way, after all, Ye Zangjiang is too good!"

"What is excellence? My character is obviously a madao boy, okay?" Ye Zang sighed heavily, "What if I really die, I'm super weak, okay?"

Osamu Dazai chuckled: "What will the super weak Ye Zang-kun do now?"

The situation seemed critical, and none of the other club members were present. Only the self-shark madman Osamu Dazai and the madao boy Horihazo were stuck in the small room by a group of men in black because they were the last to discuss what to bury under the tree to add value. Alley—coincidentally, neither of these two goods is an output type, because of attribute reasons, everyone from the detective agency will definitely not come to help.

The leader of the man in black smiled grimly: "Hahaha...I didn't expect you to fall into my hands, did you? The famous worry teacher Osamu Dazai and the juggler Horihazou—but that's all! Hahaha!"

Dazai Osamu and Horihazo looked at him incredulously at the same time, wondering from the bottom of their hearts which little clever ghost did such a thing.

"That's right! I have a dark thread from Port Mafia. For the big plan, either join us, or... don't blame me for being cruel."

so stupid...

Dazai: Are you going to negotiate?No, this guy sure doesn't want to talk to such a fool, so I'll say this first and then say that Inducing Ye Zang to say this he must know that I'm inducing him so after saying this and saying that I'll just say that...decided!

Hori: Are you going to negotiate?No, this suicidal criminal definitely doesn't want to talk to this kind of idiot, so if I say that and induce him like this, the other party will say that, but Ji must know that I'm trying to induce him, so he will say this after saying that.

"Heh, are you still hesitating? Shoot!" The man in black waved his hand, and any fool knew that he was deliberately intimidating—because Osamu Dazai and Horihazo made eye contact for only 1 second.

Bullets rained down. It was obvious that the opponent was using spear skills in exchange for IQ. There were so many bullets and none of them hit. The two of them, who didn't even have any scratches, were speechless for a while.

Tai, Hori: This guy doesn't really think he's smart, does he?

A bullet shot past Horihazo's cheek, piercing through the tie of the black eye mask, and the thin piece of cloth fell in vain.

What a terrifying aura... Osamu Dazai took a step back and squinted his eyes to observe. Is that blindfold important?Or can't see people with the left eye?Or is it both?

Horihazo shook his head slightly, his silver hair fell down to cover his left eye, and after a long period of silence, he burst out laughing.

"A little... a little angry."

There were so many black guns pointed at him, but Horiha Zang ignored him, and his walking gait gradually changed, from a reserved and elegant boy to a middle-aged man who seemed to only speak with violence. It's like stuffing another person's soul into him.

"...No, it's impossible... That person should have died long ago..."

Seeing this pace, the leader of the man in black suddenly constricted his pupils, couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and roared boldly: "You... who are you!!"

"Humph."

The hoarse, selective voice exploded in his ears.

"Long time no see, trash—"

The man grabbed his throat, and he just wanted to run away in fear, completely forgetting that he was the leader now, and there were so many subordinates around him, he could only signal like a waste not to shoot, and then let others slaughter him.

"You're still such a stubborn, disgusting thing,"

The other party spat, "Do you think you can get rid of me now when you grow up? No, I tell you, never, even if you die, I will be attached to your bones-you are a good/dog/right? did the right thing.”

"Oddly evil/heart/monster/thing - your persistence is useless, what should I call me? Huh?"

"...Master...Master..."

"Look, you haven't gotten rid of me at all."

The face was insulted/humiliated/sexed/slapped/hit/hit, and that person's breath came to his ears.

Unexpectedly, it wasn't the voice of a demon, but a female voice—it was the voice of his wife, and he was instantly relieved, ah, it was the voice of salvation, his wife.

"Do you think you deserve to be redeemed?"

"No no no no no!!!"

"...Don't... I really want to die... It's disgusting... I really want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die—"

The man twitched, and slowly pressed the mouth of the wooden warehouse against his jaw.

Osamu Dazai sneered at the back: "Isn't this completely /played/broken/broken~"

Horihazo straightened up, stepped on the back of the man who had already had a nervous breakdown and forced him to kneel down, and then spoke in his own voice again: "Do you understand where we are going?"

The people in black looked at the leader who was kneeling on the ground and pulling the trigger with shaking fingers, and obediently put down their guns and turned to lead the way.Horihazo threw the leader into Dazai Osamu's hand: "Lend me the bandage."

Dazai smiled and pulled out a piece of bandage on his wrist, the silver-haired boy caught it, didn't mind using it, and skillfully wrapped it around his left eye.The young man with iris pupils looked at him with a smile on his face: "First, judge the person the other party fears the most, then imitate and falsetto, and imitate the person he loves the most when he is desperate, and then end with 'the person he loves the most hurts'." Is it the most painful to wake up'?"

"Ye Zang-kun is really good at playing tricks on people," Dazai Osamu said, "This kind of imitation, it seems that I have descended on you, right? ——Of course I can see that it is not a supernatural ability, or rather, it is not the power of observation of supernatural powers. And judgment is more terrible."

"A veritable 'juggler'."

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This chapter is very secondary, you can skip w

Leader of the Men in Black: Hahaha blah blah blah blah

Osamu Dazai and Horihazo: Are you here to shit?

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Hori sauce can falsetto

Akita Matsudaira has a full 189cm, is 29 years old, and has the ability to be a resolute sword back

Hori-chan hates her nickname.

Hideto Abe's supernatural ability is fireflies.