How my bad friend and I survived in Yokohama

"Ye Zang-jun!!"

Horihazo pulled himself out of the memory palace, looked at the pitiful(?) little tiger on the opposite side: "Ah, Atsushi-kun, I'm listening."

"Can you explain what happened this time?" Atsushi Nakajima said with a serious expression, "I asked Mr. Dazai, and he said that it was basically planned by Hazo—"

You can believe what Osamu Dazai said, but I don't believe it anyway.Horihazo put on a demented right eye expression: "Abaaba..."

"Don't act like this!"

"I'm just a madao boy, I don't know anything." The silver-haired cat argued, and Atsushi Nakajima directly understood the mood of a certain department manager, thank you, my hands are itchy.

Seeing that the big white tiger was really going to be irritated, Horihazo got up from his desk without any panic: "Where does Atsushi-kun want me to start?"

"From Tanizaki-san...no, from Kyoka-chan!"

"Ah, from there," Horihazo sighed, explaining to the innocent Atsu-kun, "That day, I went to buy a lottery ticket with great interest."

Atsushi Nakajima followed him, watching him pick up a box of strawberry milk with two fingers, and then took the elevator downstairs to order coffee.

"Do you want to drink it?" Ye Zang opened the strawberry milk, "Ah... I didn't mean milk, if you want to drink milk, you can go to the detective agency to get it - if you want to drink milk, you don't need to pay for it."

"No, no need," Dun said. "And then?"

"Ah, thank you, Miss Clerk. Next, I met Ms. Kyoka because of force majeure," Horibazo carefully cooled the coffee he brought, "And because of force majeure, I don't want to see Tie-kun, so I'm going to use documents to draw a wave of sight to Tie-kun." Let the people above have a long memory, strengthen the protection of the tie, and then prepare for exercise, see how you learn, continue to fish with documents, in fact, the real documents turned out very well in my hands, and the enemy was caught."

Why do you say so fast!I can't hear the slightest respect for Mr. Abe from your tone!Even the gentleman of the second tie gentleman didn't say it!It's outrageous!Too strange!It's not that simple and it's definitely hiding something, right? !Don't look away! !It's a guilty conscience, absolutely! !

"No," Horihazo denied, "I haven't had a guilty conscience in all these years, it's too useless and stupid."

"Hey...?" Dun was stunned, his face flushed suddenly, "I, did I say it!"

"Ah, no." Ye Zang took a sip of strawberry milk first, "Dun-jun's mind is very simple, and every time he complains in his heart, he is very funny. It's a joke!"

This guy is 100% a black-bellied monster, or in other words, when he was teasing me with his profession——

Atsushi Nakajima had a cold face: "So when you said that there was a profession as a joke, did you actually mean that Mr. Dazai's profession was a joke?"

"Yes!" Horihazou smiled, "Because what Atsushi said was 'are all the occupations I guessed before kidding me? 'Didn't you forgive Mr. Dazai before... I naturally tell the truth that Mr. Dazai's occupation is very important to me. I'm just joking~ How could a madao boy become a mafia cadre, it's too scary!"

Intelligence/reporting/gambling/gambling/offlines and criminals who use IQ sharks to destroy organizations are not much better than mafia cadres! ! !

Atsushi Nakajima: Just you, dare to call yourself a good-for-nothing boy?

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The author has something to say:

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small theater:

Horihazo: You can believe what Osamu Dazai said, but I don’t believe it anyway.

Then...

You can believe what Sen Owai said, but I don't believe it anyway.

You can believe what Fyodor says, but I don't believe it anyway.

Cosmic cat cat thinking sublimation.jpg, this is a word choice to fill in the blanks.

Horihazo: In this world, only madao boys who are not black mud can be trusted. (dog's head holding a rose)

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Known intelligence:

Horihazo is a limited version of Atsushi Nakajima who is a little (?) a little (?) in front of him because Horihazo is a peer (18 years old) who behaves too outrageously even if he is very smart, and he can’t always be serious when he sees that face.