full-time nanny

At noon, I was lying on a chair and watching Kuroro practice calligraphy on the table. I found that he always fiddled with the message from time to time. After observing for a long time, I was sure that he thought his bangs were long and blocked his eyes.This does affect vision.

"Kurolo, let me fix your bangs, it's too long to poke your eyes." I rummaged through and found the scissors and cut them twice, they were quite sharp.

He thought for a moment, then nodded.He has been reading the books Sister Fei gave him for the past few days, and he seems to love reading more than before.I told him to move the chair and walk outside the house. The light outside was good and there was no wind. It was also good to cut his hair.He was sitting on a stool with his hands on his knees, his back was straight, and he looked academically serious.I couldn't help but get serious, um, take his hair seriously!

I touched his hair, it was a little long.If you don't cut it, you can probably braid it.Hakema cut my hair before, and I obviously don't have his skills.As soon as the scissors went down against Kuroro's bangs, I was slapped.

"What's the matter?" Kurolo asked curiously after seeing that I hadn't made the second cut for a long time.

"It's nothing, I'll give you another haircut." I said seriously, and with a stiff smile, I began to cut his hair a second time and a third time...

"Well, I'll just be as short as I used to be."

"..."

"Why don't you speak?"

"..."

"Patty, I'm calling you."

"..."

"Didn't you say that someone called you and you have to answer?"

"..."

In the end I just walked back to the house and got the fox-bear mirror and handed it to Kuroro for him to admire his hair.I thought Kuroro would hold back like every time I bullied him, but this time he was outraged.

"Patty you idiot!"

Unexpectedly, this little guy cares more about his hair than expected.However, the hair I cut for him was really terrible. I originally wanted to trim it a little bit, but the more it looked the less pleasing to the eye, the more unpleasant it was, the more I wanted to trim it, so...

"Otherwise, how about I repair it again and try to keep the length the same?" Although I was at fault, I still had the upper hand. I smiled obsequiously and hoped to ask for his approval.We still have to respect human rights for a while, right?

"Get out!" Showing his teeth, Sapo ran back to the house angrily.

The fox and bear mirror was also thrown to the ground by him, probably because he was not afraid of me after getting along for a long time, so he dared to lose his temper, and took this opportunity to express his temper that had been squeezed for a long time.I bent down to pick up the fox and bear mirror, and sighed softly, that haircut really failed.

Presumably he will never let me cut his hair again.

Because of this matter, Kurolo ignored me all afternoon, and I secretly noticed that he always held a broken mirror to observe his hair, and he took another pair of blunt scissors to repair his uneven hair from time to time. neat hair.But it still couldn't save his dog-eating hairstyle.

I really don't feel much guilt...

But he was angry, and I should express my opinion too.Later, when I made indirect remarks a few times, he always threw his ass at me.

"Isn't it just that the cut is ugly? As for holding grudges like this. A man can pick it up and put it down." I threw a broken shoe over and hit Kuroro on the back. He shook it but still ignored me.

Because of this hair-cut oolong, Kuroro and I actually started the first open cold war in history.For two days in a row, I really didn't expect him to resent that hair so deeply. Although I would be angry if my hair was cut ugly when I was a child, I wouldn't be so angry... No wonder, I really would be so angry.

In fact, I can threaten Kuroro violently as before to make him obey, but if a person really doesn't want to pretend to come and fight you, then he has to think of a way.

"I counted three times and turned around to look at me. If I don't turn around, I won't give you food."

I gave a warning in a cold voice, Kuroro's back trembled, and I started counting, of course he reluctantly turned around when I reached the last count.There was some resistance in the black eyes.I didn't bother to observe his expression anymore, I picked up the scissors on the table, grabbed my hair and cut it randomly.I used to have short hair at the ear level, but now I cut it randomly, some places are cut like inch hair, and some places are still left...

Kuroro's eyes gradually widened, more and more hair fell on the ground, and I was not soft on my own hair.

"Crack clap..."

After the sound stopped, my hairstyle matched Kuroro's perfectly.Hair like a lame head, with bumps and hollows, might as well be shaved off.

"...Why are you crazy?" Kuroro carefully worded his words, but he still couldn't say anything more decent.

I squinted at him and replied, "It's better to lose one person than two people."

"But really, it's so ugly."

"I know, are you balanced now?"

"..." Nodded honestly, and even smirked.

I took a picture of myself with a fox and bear mirror, and my vision drifted. Cutting hair is also a technical job.Do not despise any technology.

"From now on, if you think your bangs are too long to cover your eyes after Ku Luoluo, just comb them up, and comb your hair back. This way you won't block your sight." I made this suggestion very seriously.

"Well, you can try it."

Anyway, after a few years, you will fall in love with the big back shape.

The first aboveboard cold war ended with my terrible haircut.Chrollo and I have probably been laughing at each other for a while.

Me: "Kurolo, why don't we both shave and wait for the regrowth."

Chrollo: "No."

Me: "It's not ridiculous to be bald, you have to have a heart that dares to face it."

Kurolo: "Patty, you're just kidding, you don't care about that at all. This kind of reasoning doesn't apply to hair."

I shrugged. "Well, that's a pity."

Although I don't really mind running around with this hair, it's true that the wind blows a little bit in the place where the hair is thin.Looks like the hair is still good.

Now Kuroro is trying to cook by himself. He is responsible for my and his food. Of course, things like washing dishes are still decided by finger-guessing.I don't know if it's a character problem or something, but I almost always win the boxing game.Kurolo looked at the scissors I produced, and then at the cloth he produced. I think he must be regretting his dog's paws in his heart.

"You're always so lucky."

After saying this, he left with a sullen face holding the dishes.Yeah, I'm always so lucky, I don't know the magic weapon of rock-paper-scissors at all, but I rarely lose, in fact, I've played fist guessing with two people, one is Hakema and the other is Kuroro.

I left Kuroro at home to wash the dishes, and went out to browse the garbage by myself.

Guess who I ran into...

The author has something to say: When it comes to Brother Fa, everyone should be able to think of who looks like him... After all, I only think that Ku Luoluo's hairstyle is very similar... Maybe Ku Luoluo can go to the casino to show off [Hey]

So, starting from Friday, I returned to the state of changing once a day.I really can't afford to hurt OTZ by squandering the manuscript