[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

On the morning of his birthday, Ah Ci woke up from a nightmare.

He dreamed that a Xiaoqiang continued to swell, and finally became as big as a dinosaur, swinging its tentacles and pounced on him to bite him.

After waking up, he cursed resentfully, all thanks to the "Six Paths of Reincarnation" in Ah Chu's office.

Sitting up a little irritably, he saw the two boxes of Zhonghua by the table.

He took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, only to realize that the lighter had already been handed over.

With double the irritability, he dialed Liu Yunpu's phone: "Hey, Lao Liu, I will bring me a lighter after the morning. The kind that costs a few yuan will do... Let's buy more." Don't you like confiscating lighters? If you like it, put it away slowly!

After hanging up the phone, he hopped to the bathroom to wash up, and then went back to bed to eat leftover cake from last night.

After one night, the cake was still quite soft.I have to say, Little White Rabbit is really talented. Except for his appearance, which is a bit excessive and wasteful, his other attributes are absolutely in line with the standards of affordable men. This type should be quite popular among women.

Just thinking about it, Ah Chu happily walked in: "Morning! Did you sleep well?"

"Not very good." Ah Ci tried not to let himself remember the Xiaoqiang in his dream... no, it was Daqiang.He tried to divert his attention, looked at Ah Chu, and keenly realized that the shirt this guy was wearing was still the one from yesterday, "Didn't you go home last night?"

"Necessary. It's almost time to send you back to the ward. In the middle of the night, I don't want to go back and be interrogated by Dad." Ah Chu sat on a small stool, "So I went to the bed in the chairman's office suite to make do for the night. "

"I found that you are not ordinary fat." Ah Ci could see that the furniture in the office was new, and the table that the chairman didn't have time to use was used by Ah Chu to cut the birthday cake; the chairman didn't have time to sleep Ah Chu lay on the bed for a whole night, but after waking up, he still said it was "just enough"!

"I'm just good at making use of the surrounding environment. It's a waste if the room is empty anyway."

"I found out that you are really good at it." Ah Ci wiped his mouth after eating the cake, "The skill of making cakes, did you develop it when chasing British girls?"

"It's not that romantic." Ah Chu smiled wryly and shook his head, "The two sisters of the stepfather's family love this food, so I can't do it if I don't."

Ah Ci blinked: "Can't tell, you're still a 'Cinderella'?"

"It's a pity, I have been in the UK for more than ten years, and I have never met Prince Charming asking me to dance. I even let you kiss me when I returned to China."

Ah Ci rolled his eyes: "I'm sorry, I'm not a prince, I've let you down. But you don't have a glass slipper, so even if you catch up with Prince Charming and hold a ball, I probably won't like you!"

"From your point of view, I have to order a pair of glass shoes... Hey, this fairy tale is also very interesting, why don't you use wooden shoes or gold shoes, and have to wear glass? Does the prince like glass?" A Chu frowned. Frowning, she began to diverge indiscriminately, thinking about the connotation hidden below the level of deceiving children in the magnificent fairy tale.

"Because the prince who looks at you must be glass." Ah Ci yawned, because he couldn't lift his spirits without smoking.

"What glass?" Ah Chu was still out of state.

"It's not 'cup', I said 'beige'... Hey, forget it, what, do you have my lighter?"

Ah Chu took out the lighter from his pocket: "It's mine now."

Ah Ci actually didn't want to practice poverty with him, but Liu Yunpu didn't come for a long time, and there was no one else in the small room who could lend him a lighter.It's really hard to feel sleepy, so I can only try to communicate with the little white rabbit: "Yes, it's yours. I'll borrow a fire and return it to you after I use it up."

Ah Chu chuckled: "Give me that cake to you, spit it out intact and let me have a look, and you can eat it back, okay?"

"You!" Ah Ci clenched his fists, trying to restrain the urge to beat the little white rabbit violently, "You are like a cucumber, you owe it!"

"Pfft!" Ah Chu couldn't hold back, and laughed uncooperatively, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you... But Ah Ci, that metaphor you used is so good! When I think of putting people on the chopping board It’s like taking pictures of cucumbers, and I feel a special sense of joy.”

As the saying goes: Raise your hand and never hit a smiling face.Ah Ci wanted to get angry at first, but he laughed so hard that he could only say sullenly, "I'm not joking with you. Don't think that you can control my cigarette addiction by doing this. The lighter is gone, and I can still smoke again." Buy it. Even if you round up all the lighters in the world, I can still use matches instead. Is there any point for you to control me like this?"

Ah Chu shrugged: "I don't think it's over if you take away the lighter. Quitting smoking is a long process, and it has to be done step by step. At this stage, as long as you don't smoke in front of me, it will be fine."

"You are so naive! How can there be such an idealized thing! If it was so easy to quit, I would have quit it myself! A person like you who has never smoked will never feel that feeling."

"No, I can understand." Ah Chu suppressed his smile, showing a bit of loneliness in his expression, "Loving someone is like being addicted to cigarettes. You know you shouldn't, but you can't help it. Unknowingly Form a habit, even an instinctive dependence. When you realize it’s time to quit, it’s too late..."

Ah Ci is not a gossip person, but he is still very curious about the matter of kissing his eldest brother.For a moment, he also forgot about his addiction to cigarettes, forgot to grab the lighter in Ah Chu's hand, and just wanted to follow along and ask: "Did you like it when you were in England? Or did you just meet when you returned to China?"

"Maybe earlier, I don't know when..." Ah Chu stared out of the window, and after a while he came back to his senses, and said with a smile, "I'm referring to that feeling, as if I've been waiting for a century."

Acite wanted to ask him: You are only 24 years old today, where did you come from for a century?But after complaining, I couldn't continue to listen to the story, so I continued to ask patiently: "Since this is the case, you should try your best to pursue it, why do you still say you shouldn't and want to quit?"

Ah Chu said helplessly: "Because chasing is more difficult than quitting. If it were you, would you still chase?"

"There is no such thing as quitting! Even if you wait for 100 years, you can't give up lightly! Even if the other party is married, you have to fight for it!" A Ci finished in one breath, and found that his elder brother said something. Staring at him silently, a little awkwardly, "What's wrong?"

Ah Chu smiled: "It's nothing... I usually look at you rigidly, but I didn't expect the scale to be quite wide."

"I just think it's too difficult to meet someone who has feelings, and it's a pity to miss it." A Ci paused, and then asked tentatively, "Isn't it really a married woman? Does that family have children? Let's talk first, Just let it be if you have children. Don’t make another tragedy in the world, making other people’s children look like us, without childhood..."

Before Aci finished his sentence, Liu Yunpu had already stepped on the word "child" and entered the room. When he said "nian", the old man actually followed in.

There was a moment of silence in the ward.

Liu Yunpu said: "Ah Ci, why didn't you tell Uncle that you were hospitalized? He went to work to look for you today and only heard about it. He insisted on asking me to bring him here."

"Traitor." Ah Ci made a brief evaluation of him.

"Hey, you are not in conflict with the enemy, and I am not leaking secrets." Liu Yunpu looked left and right, and found that the expressions of the father and son were not right, so it is better to hurry up, "Then you talk slowly, I'm going back to the team first..."

Liu Yunpu went out and closed the door behind him.Ah Ci looked at his silent father, feeling a little guilty: "It's nothing serious, I didn't tell you because I was afraid that you would get angry in a hurry." While talking, he gave Ah Chu a wink, asking him to help persuade him.

Ah Chu immediately took a step forward and said cooperatively, "Father, you..."

He just said three words, the door was pushed open suddenly, Liu Yunpu ran in, and went straight to Ah Ci's bedside: "Ah Ci, I almost forgot, I brought you five lighters." He put the lighters on the small table Go up, turn around and walk out again, "Excuse me, please continue."

"Yo, it's wholesale." Ah Chu glanced at the pile of low-quality lighters, obviously prepared for him.He smacked his lips, took a step back, made it clear that he wanted to stay out of the matter, and stopped helping to persuade his father.

Yep, another traitor.Ah Ci could only bite the bullet and talk about other things: "Dad, why did you wander to the branch office?"

The old man slammed the insulated lunch box on the table and said angrily: "Why did I go? What day is it today! I'm afraid you are alone in the dormitory and no one will celebrate your birthday, so I bought some noodles and sent it to you." You are lucky, you have kept such a big thing from me!"

"What a big deal..." Ah Ci muttered in a low voice.

Father Yang glared at him, then turned his head and said to Ah Chu: "Ah Chu, you are also very tight-lipped, why are you partnering with him to deceive me?"

"I'm sorry, Dad." Ah Chu didn't explain, with a low eyebrow, like a young daughter-in-law who just passed through the door.

Ah Ci couldn't see it anymore, and explained for him: "It's none of his business, I threatened him!"

"I know it even if you don't tell me! Only you are so troublesome!" Lao Yang put his waist on his back, scolded Ah Ci again, and turned to look at Ah Chu.Although what I said about the eldest son just now is not serious, I still feel that he is quite innocent, so I took a breath and coaxed, "Ah Chu, I was also anxious just now... Is his injury really not serious? How long will he stay?" the courtyard?"

"Actually, he can be discharged from the hospital at any time. It's just that he refuses to go home, and there is no one to take care of him in the unit's dormitory, so I let him live here first."

"Well, you did it right!" His father patted him on the shoulder, "Get him out of the hospital today, and I'll watch him when I get home."

"Okay, I'll go through the formalities right now." After Ah Chu finished speaking, he turned and left the ward.

Ah Ci sighed, and complained to his father: "Look at you, when you come in, you're going to talk about whoever you catch, and you don't want to see if they can bear it. It's useless to put on a commercial smile now, and the little white rabbit makes you laugh." You scared away!"

"What little white rabbit?" Uncle Yang scratched his head and thought for a while before he understood, "Little bastard, why did you call your brother a rabbit!"

"Don't you also call me a bastard!" Ah Ci saw that he was about to start the second round of preaching, so he quickly picked up the insulated lunch box and changed the topic: "What kind of noodles did you buy? After waiting for a long time, it will not be lumpy anymore .”

"Just the beef noodles in Zhongjie. Didn't you say you liked the taste last time?" Lao Yang's temper came and went quickly, and now he handed him the chopsticks as if to take credit, "I'll go to you guys as soon as I finish buying it." The unit is rushing, there is still no lumps at the moment, hurry up and eat son!"

Ah Ci picked up a piece of beef with his chopsticks, and was about to eat it when he stopped again: "Would you just buy one?"

"How fresh! Buy two and you can eat it!"

Ah Ci frowned, and said preachingly: "I didn't mean you, you bought a copy for my two sons' birthdays, what is Ah Chu thinking?"

The old man was depressed: "I thought you were still on duty in the unit and had no time to go home at night, so I bought it for you. I thought I would prepare it for him after he got off work, but I didn't expect you to come to the hospital in Chunhe It made you angry just now, and you didn't think about him...how about I buy another bowl now?"

"Tsk, everyone has seen it. If you buy it again, it will make up for it." Ah Ci put the noodles on the table and said, "I just ate the cake, and I can't eat it right now. I'll give this to him."

The old man thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "That's not right. If he mistakenly thinks that you don't want to eat it, I will really become a stepfather!"

"How about I say you are confused! I eat noodles every year, and this time is not bad. Ah Chu has been a 'Cinderella' abroad for 17 years, and it is the first time I come back to celebrate my birthday. You have to say what you want Hold on to him."

"Don't act like you are indifferent to the world, I don't know you yet! If I really favored Ah Chu and missed yours, you would have fallen out with me!" The more Lao Yang thought about it, the more unhappy he became, "Hey! I don't understand. If I buy you a bowl of noodles, I'm not human! I think I used to play with those women, and everyone said I was cute. I didn't expect my two sons to be more difficult to serve than them!"

"What nonsense! They talk about money with you, and we talk about feelings with you, can it be the same!" Seeing the old man's remorseful expression, Ah Ci felt relieved, and had to act like he hated iron and steel, and continued to beat him , "Little White Rabbit's first birthday back in China, I'll let you talk about it first, then watch me eat noodles, the soup is not as good as his, tsk tsk..."

"I won't talk about you, you're still in good spirits!" Lao Yang stared at his youngest son for a while, and said earnestly, "You should also pay attention to what you say, don't keep blaming your brother, he's not a little white rabbit..."

"Then don't keep calling me a bastard. If I am a bastard, then Ah Chu is also a bastard, and you will be an old rabbit." A Ci picked up a lighter from the pile, lit a cigarette, and put the lighter and cigarette together. Pushing the box to the old man, "You can do what you want."

The old man glanced at the door consciously, and seeing that Ah Chu hadn't come back, he took out a cigarette and lit it.

Ah Ci saw it, and was delighted: "Ganqinger, the smoking ban is not aimed at me alone."

Lao Yang was a little frustrated, he didn't want to admit that he was being taken care of by his son, and he justified: "Your father and I have always followed good advice, and I will consider good suggestions."

"Then I won't teach you how to break it!" Ah Ci quickly smoked the cigarette from his father's mouth and lost it, and finally blew a smoke ring at the old man.

"Oh, how did I give birth to you two debt collectors!"