[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

Ah Ci had a very long dream.The first half was an English test, and he wrote hard, finally answering all the questions before closing the papers.It didn't take long before the results came out. Although it was not excellent, it finally passed the passing line.He took the report card to find Ah Chu, Ah Chu praised him a few words, and then went to the playground with him as agreed.The two sat opposite each other in the Ferris wheel and enjoyed the scenery leisurely.Ah Ci suddenly found another Ah Chu among the crowd on the ground, who was whispering intimately to He Yashu.

"That person looks like you." Ah Ci pointed in the direction of the two people and said to Ah Chu.Turning around, I realized that the person sitting opposite was not Ah Chu at all, but a blue rabbit pillow with a strange expression!

He was so shocked that he slapped the glass several times, and shouted to the staff on the ground, "Stop, I'm going down!" But no one paid any attention.

The ferris wheel was still rising at a constant speed, and the backs of Ah Chu and He Yashu were getting farther and farther away, and they could no longer see clearly.In a hurry, Ah Ci kicked open the door of the cockpit and jumped off the highest point of the Ferris wheel.The wind was whistling in his ears, but it didn't cover a man's voice, "Jump off from here, as the end of this relationship. After turning this page, you can start a new life." He wanted to find out who was doing it. Talk, but dare not open your eyes, afraid to see the moment when you are shot on the ground after the free fall.

However, there was no pain or relief as I imagined when I landed.Ah Ci was so nervous that he trembled all over, but it seemed like he had hit cotton.He opened his eyes and immediately saw the lingering blue rabbit.Instinctively with a straight punch, this unsightly pillow finally disappeared from his vision.Ah Ci rolled his eyes, and saw the pillow, the quilt, and the man standing not far away.

"It's so violent when you wake up!" Ah Chu adjusted his tie in front of the mirror, walked over and picked up the pillow on the floor, dusted it casually, and said with a curled lip, "Fortunately, I got up first, so I escaped the disaster."

Fortunately, it was all a dream... Ah Ci wiped his face with lingering fear, and asked, "Why did you put this thing on the bed? It scared me!"

"I want to get up, but you keep pawing at me. I have no choice but to find you a substitute." Ah Chu shrugged and put the blue rabbit on the chair, "Why? Don't you like it?"

"I don't like it! If you want to leave, just tell me clearly, don't make any substitutes!"

"What's the matter?" Ah Chu sat on the bed and looked down at him.

Ah Ci restrained his emotions, feeling that he was being carried away by the dream.However, this dream reflected his subconscious speculation, so he could take this opportunity to knock Ah Chu: "I had a dream, do you want to hear it?"

"of course."

"I dreamed that the two of us were going to ride the Ferris wheel. Halfway through, you ran away, and you were replaced by that pillow and I was locked in the same cabin."

Ah Chu nodded and said, "I see, dream and reality are overlapping—it really deserves this punch."

"I haven't finished yet." Ah Ci sat up on the bed, looked at Ah Chu at the same level, and continued, "I saw you getting farther and farther away from me, and I had no choice but to jump off the Ferris wheel. "

"You..." Ah Chu frowned, thought for a while, and then said, "Stop chasing after your life in the future."

"What does this have to do with life-chasing?" Ah Ci asked only after he remembered that yesterday, the kid had a crush on him and went to the police station to jump off a building. Fortunately, there was nothing serious, except that he sprained his foot.What Ah Chu said is correct, this nightmare is indeed responsible for chasing life, and the sentence heard when jumping off the Ferris wheel is clearly a fallacy of chasing life by jumping off a building... But, how did the eldest brother know about this? "Liu Yunpu made a small report with you again?"

"I have a lot of channels." Ah Chu raised his eyebrows, neither admitting nor denying it.

"Yesterday, it was Liu Yunpu's fault!" Ah Ci was annoyed. If Liu Yunpu hadn't disturbed the situation, Zhui Ming would have jumped out of his window at all. Can't help it."

Ah Chu chuckled: "You finally understand how I felt back then, right? Idiot?"

"I'm different from him! He climbed the window to jump off the building, and I did it to jump off the house, and I'm ready to work."

"You don't come here, just those few sheets count as preparation work? In the end, it's not the rope I provided!"

"Even without a rope, I can land safely with a sheet! If you don't believe me, let's try..."

"Forget it. You don't have to jump home anymore, so is there any point in trying?" Ah Chu handed the water glass on the bedside table to Ah Ci, "What happened after that? What did you do after chasing your life and jumping off the building?" went?"

Ah Ci drank a couple of sips of water, recalled and said, "Later I took Zhuiming to the hospital, then sent him home, and then..." He suddenly stopped, remembering that he and Zhuiming were sitting on the bed and smoking a cigarette, While drinking, complaining about Fu Wanqing and He Yashu, she drank too much before she knew it, and she didn't remember anything after that!He held the glass of water uncomfortably to cover his expression, took a few more sips, and looked at his naked upper body from the corner of his eye, feeling more and more uncertain, so he could only ask his elder brother, "How did you get me?"

"I called your phone and turned off the phone. I looked for your colleague, but no one knew where you were. I could only find the chaser. I didn't expect you to be on their bed..."

"...I drank too much." Ah Ci continued to hide his face in the glass, drinking in small sips, and the glass of water soon bottomed out.

"Of course I know you drank too much, otherwise how could you sleep with Zhui Ming and hug you so tightly?"

Ah Ci choked and coughed uncontrollably.

Ah Chu patted his back to let him breathe, and sighed: "I have a board meeting today, so it's time to go out. But you can sleep a little longer, I called Zhong Lang and asked for half a day off for you. Let's go to the unit again."

Ah Ci nodded repeatedly, he didn't want to talk about anything until he checked with Zhui Ming.

Ah Chu went out on the front foot, and Ah Ci pulled out his mobile phone on the back foot to call Zhui Ming.Unfortunately, the phone turned off automatically when it ran out of power.He charged the phone, and took advantage of the time it was turned on to run to the bathroom for a brief wash.He rubbed his eyes, and was horrified to find that there were two obvious dark red bruises on his neck in the mirror - the color and size were different from the traces of love in the past, and Ah Chu was never above his collarbone. Make a fuss.Ah Ci broke down and thought that it was very likely that the unreliable boy who chased his life mistaken him for Gu Xichao after he got drunk.The problem is such an obvious location, Ah Chu must have seen it long ago!

The more Ah Ci thought about it, the more afraid he became, and he immediately called Zhui Ming for verification.Of course, this kind of thing needs to be asked more skillfully.For example, ask him if he dreamed about Gu Xichao after he was drunk yesterday, what he said and did in the dream.Unexpectedly, the guy replied arrogantly, dreaming that Gu Xichao moved back home, the following content is not suitable for children, so I won't say it - it's enough to make people vomit a mouthful of blood.When Ah Ci continued to question, Zhui Ming simply talked about the process of the dream come true, and when he woke up, Gu Xichao really came back... In the end, he even got involved with the brother-control attribute, in order to seize the time to pretend to be pitiful with Gu Xichao, even Ah Ci He didn't even ask for his opinion, so he just ended the call.

Ah Ci looked in the mirror again, and then resignedly called Ah Chu, and said in a very puzzled and troubled tone: "Brother, I don't know what's going on...it seems to be an allergy, and there are two red spots on my neck." .”

"Oh, don't be nervous. That's not an allergy, I ate it yesterday." Ah Chu replied calmly.

"Are you serious?" A Ci heaved a sigh of relief, but at the same time, he was a little annoyed, "What are you fussing about!"

"I told you before, if you don't answer my calls, you'll be the one to look at." Ah Chu's voice was a bit flat, "It looks pretty good now, right?"

"..." Ah Ci hung up the phone angrily, thinking that this guy must have stopped taking the medicine to do such a wicked thing.

He put on his uniform and tugged at the collar, but it was in vain, the two hickeys couldn't be covered at all.I couldn't help but scolded the bastard in my heart again, planting strawberries in such an obvious place, should he shrink his neck and go to work?

Ah Ci naturally wouldn't go out with his neck hunched, two band-aids were enough to solve the problem.

Xin Lili had sharp eyes, and when she saw him, she asked, "What happened to your neck?"

Ah Ci pressed the button uncomfortably, making sure that the two Band-Aids were still there, and then replied: "Oh, I have two pimples, and I popped them. Afraid of infection, I put on the Band-Aids."

There were quite a few police reports in the afternoon. Ah Ci and Lili received a report and went to investigate a theft case at a company in the jurisdiction.When I returned to the branch office near the end of working hours, a large number of colleagues were picking up their cars from the garage.Ah Ci parked the car and was about to open the car door to say hello to others, but was stopped by Lili, who faltered and said to him: "Don't get out of the car just now... Well, your band-aid for acne scars is no longer sticky... "

Ah Ci quickly touched his neck, and sure enough a band-aid came loose.He flipped down the sun visor, checked the situation in the mirror on the back, and found that the lower half of the damn Band-Aid was still stuck to his neck, and the upper half had been turned outwards, hanging down naturally, revealing the yellow gauze strip in the center, trying to hide it.He turned to look at Lili beside him, and asked, "Did you see my acne marks?"

"Ah, yes." Lili lowered her head in embarrassment, took out a band-aid from the police first aid kit she carried, and continued following the "acne marks" theory, "You should change it...don't get infected."

"Okay, thank you!" Ah Ci smiled and took the Band-Aid, and quickly recovered his invulnerability.

……

When we got home, Ah Chu was sitting on the sofa coaxing his sons to play as usual.

Ah Ci gave him a sideways glance, didn't even say hello, and went upstairs with his hands in his pockets.

After returning to the room, he tore off the band-aid in front of the bathroom mirror, moistened the towel with hot water, and applied it to the hickey.

At this moment, Ah Chu also returned to the bedroom.He sat by the bed, peeled a hard-boiled egg, wrapped it in gauze, and called Ah Ci over: "This one works better."

Ah Ci threw away the towel and sat on the edge of the bed, letting his elder brother roll the hot egg on his neck.

Ah Chu's movements are light, meticulous and focused, like an artist completing a sculpture.

Ah Ci stared at his elder brother "Get out", his eyes were sore, and he didn't stare at him. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "When will you be more mature? Have you considered my feelings?"

"Then when you were lying on someone else's bed, did you consider my feelings?" Ah Chu asked in a flat tone.

"We have nothing! Besides, I was drunk at the time..." Ah Ci's momentum obviously weakened.

"How many times have I told you, don't drink with Zhui Ming, you just don't listen." Ah Chu sighed, and said, "I think you are too free these days, so start doing things when you have nothing to do. One The one-month deadline has come, so you should pick up and drop off the children in the future."

"Then why are you going?"

Ah Chu put the eggs aside, rubbed his hands together and said, "It's time for me to return to normal. I have postponed a lot of social engagements this month, and I can't keep refusing like this. Besides, I have to go to the UK in the second half of the year, and there are still a bunch of people in the company." Things need to be arranged."

"Okay, I'll pick them up from tomorrow. But you can't drag me to Zhuming's house anymore!"

"Okay, this page has just turned, I'll just pretend I didn't see the two of you naked and hugging each other..."

"Brother!" Ah Ci blocked his mouth with his hands anxiously, and pushed him down on the bed.

"Hmm...why?" Ah Chu innocently stared wide-eyed, and her voice was muffled because her mouth was covered.

"I, I want revenge!" Ah Ci was annoyed, and ruthlessly sucked Ah Chu's neck.

...I'm the little black rabbit who turned into a spotted rabbit...

On the second day, Ah Chu didn't hide it, and even lowered his collar on purpose, saying in awe, "This is a symbol of popularity, only dicks don't have kisses!"

Ah Ci was also very satisfied with his work, so he couldn't believe that this guy dared to have a private meeting with Yashu with a hickey on his neck.So he sent his nephews to school with peace of mind, but the changes in the two children this month have exceeded his imagination.When Aizhong Aihua hugged his thigh at the school gate, he didn't know how to react: "What are you doing? What's wrong?"

"I can't bear you to leave." Ai Zhong raised her head and said pitifully.

"When your father gave it to you, did you do the same?"

"No, he doesn't get out of the car when he sees us off, so he can't play like this." Aihua also looked up at him.

The three of them attracted the attention of many passers-by.Ah Ci felt his head was a little messed up. He didn't know whether to despise Ah Chu for not fulfilling his responsibility in sending the child, or to correct his little nephew for using the word "play" on him, and finally chose the most critical question: "Where did you all learn this?" ?”

"Xiamen hugs her legs and cries loudly every day, and her father will kiss her before leaving." Ai Zhong's expression reads "begging for kisses and rubbing".

It turns out that Xia Tian's father is the instigator!Isn't it interesting to stage life and death with children at the school gate all day long?Can't you just take care of your daughter?If this indulgence continues, that child will definitely be crooked!But right now, Ah Ci has no other choice, he can only squat down and hug the two younger brothers, rubbing their faces together, to get rid of the current predicament first.As for education, we'll talk about it when we get home.

On the way back from school, Ah Ci used "the difference between men and women" as an argument, and taught his nephews to draw a clear line with Xia Tian, ​​and not to imitate the nasty and pretentious way of acting like a baby from little girls.At night, I still don’t forget to complain to Ah Chu about the strange behavior of Xia Tian’s father and daughter.

Hearing this, Ah Chu frowned and remained silent for a long time before sighing: "That child is too sensible, it's really pitiful..."