[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

"The paternity test is enough to prove that they are my children." Ah Ci said calmly, without any sarcasm or reluctance.

Ah Chu hugged his younger brother tightly, buried his face in his neck, and took a deep breath of his breath mixed with the faint smell of smoke.

"Brother..." Ah Ci's shoulders trembled, he dodged instinctively, and raised his hand to hold his itchy right neck, "What are you smelling?"

Ah Chu approached him, took another deep breath, and replied, "It smells like cigarettes, and it's quite addictive."

"Aren't you an anti-smoking volunteer?"

"I can't stop smoking, but I can't stop you." After Ah Chu finished speaking, he hooked his neck and bit his lips.

Ah Ci was a little uncomfortable, but someone hugged his neck and didn't let go, leaving no room for him to dodge.He had no choice but to look around from the corner of his eye to make sure that the two nephews didn't lie on the window root or sneak out to watch.

Ah Chu found that he was distracted during the kiss, so he bit his lips a few times dissatisfied, looking for an opportunity to stick his tongue in.Ah Ci broke his heart, hugged him and moved sideways to a more secluded corner of the wall, and simply went crazy with him.The two men's lips and tongues touched each other, lingering in love.

After the deep French kiss, both brothers were panting.Ah Ci wiped off the blood on his lips with his thumb: "Bite really hard!"

"It's not your lips, it's your teeth... It's been several times. You should go to the hospital for a checkup. There may be gingivitis."

"Don't talk nonsense, I've never had a problem brushing my teeth, it's not gingivitis at all! It's just that you gnawed too hard!" A Ci gave him a glare, turned his head and left.

"Why are you suddenly playing with the young master's temper?" Ah Chu stood there, puzzled.

"Go back to the room first!" Ah Ci hurriedly walked without looking back.

Ah Chu suddenly realized, ran a few steps to keep up, grabbed his arm and said, "Go into the house? Aren't you afraid that Ai Zhong Aihua will haunt you?" He bumped him with his knee, and said in the tone of his sons, "Uncle, What's stuffed in your pants? Bulky?"

Ah Ci said irritably, "Then you go ahead and help me find the way!"

"It's hard for me to protect myself now." Ah Chu shrugged, and said it most naturally, "Change a place today, come with me!"

Ah Ci had no choice but to follow behind him, saying as he walked, "You're so careless, you even talk about gingivitis with me when you're hard!"

"It was really not hard at that time. I only accompanied you when I found out that you were in need." Ah Chu said quite innocently.

Ah Ci gritted his teeth and said, "Then don't bother you, I can solve it myself!"

"Which one of us is with whom, don't be polite to me." A Chu opened the door on the back side of the car, "Come on, it's right here."

...you know the little score...

The two leaned together panting, Ah Chu wiped off his sweat and asked, "How is it?"

"It's not that good." Ah Ci pouted, and kicked the back of the chair with bent legs, "The space is small, so I can't stretch my legs."

Ah Chu thought for a while and said, "Then I will drive a commercial vehicle back next time."

"And next time? You like being in the car so much?"

Ah Chu nodded: "As the old saying goes, a bedroom is not as good as a dining table, a home is not as good as a hotel, and a room is not as good as a car."

Ah Ci suddenly turned his face to look at him: "How many people have you been in the car with?"

"Hey! Don't always think of me so romantic, this is the first time."

"Really?" Ah Ci pulled out the headrest that was under his waist, and shook it in front of his brother, "Small details are enough to explain everything, without any actual combat experience, you can't think about so much."

Ah Chu snatched the headrest and threw it on the co-pilot seat: "This only shows that I am good at learning, and the strategies on the Internet are very detailed. I am afraid of accidents, so of course I have to do my homework."

"I just don't understand why you learn it! The car is so narrow, how can you be comfortable in the room? What are you trying to do?"

"The freshness of changing places, and the thrill of being discovered at any time."

"Forget it, there is no place in our house that will never be discovered!" Ah Ci was still resentful of being seen by his nephews, and took a cigarette from the pocket of his clothes that was thrown aside and lit it.

Ah Chu laughed: "Tell me, when we were young, were we also so naughty, always peeping through the door?"

Ah Ci was silent, took a few puffs of cigarettes, and then said, "I don't remember clearly."

Ah Chu stared at the misty smoke, thoughtful——Based on his father's romantic history, it would be more or less the same to replace the phrase "can't remember" with "innumerable".It is precisely because of these countless love affairs that the parents' marriage came to an end and the brothers separated when they were young.The growth environment is different, and the perspective of seeing the problem is also different.Ah Ci has rebelled against this, but in the final analysis, he has a deeper affection for his father and is more defensive.Although I never said it, Ah Chu could feel that my younger brother didn't think the parents' divorce was caused by his father's affair. Instead, he blamed his mother for being too strong. She would rather leave her youngest son alone than divorce her. ——From the mother's point of view, this is obviously not fair, but who has ever been fair to Ah Ci?He watched his mother take away his eldest brother, but he was left alone, and he had to face his father's mistress, which was indeed too cruel.During those years, his father still cared about him to some extent, and at least gave him an absolute sense of superiority materially, but his mother had never heard from him, which made him hard to let go.So he always covered up for his father, until now he is unwilling to mention those ridiculous things.Even if you are critical of cheating, you think it is a natural thing, so you ask "how many people have you been with?"He had no confidence in the self-control of anyone but himself.

……

Before going out the next day, Ah Ci put new hats on the nephews, and handed the red beret to Ai Zhong: "When you meet Xia Tian, ​​give it to her for me."

"You can easily meet her at the school gate, why don't you give it yourself?" Ah Chu asked.

"I'm too lazy to greet her father." Ah Ci still had some opinions on Xia Tian's father.

"Do you think he won't recognize you if you don't go over to say hello?" Ah Chu said funny, "Don't lie to me, you look like me. Someone will greet you at the school gate later, it must be him .”

"Understood, I will ignore it." Ah Ci put on his sunglasses and brushed his hair in front of the mirror, trying to make himself less like "Boss Yang".

"It's so awkward!" Ah Chu spat.

Ah Ci quickly went out to start the car, only to find Ai Zhong and Ai Hua standing at the door without moving when he turned his head, so he urged them: "Don't be dazed, you'll be late if you hang around for a while!"

Ai Zhong pointed to Ah Chu's Rolls-Royce and asked, "Can we take this one?"

"Ask your dad if he will see you off." Ah Ci was happy to see the result, so as not to run into a stranger at the school gate.

The two children ran back to the house, and were quickly pushed out by Ah Chu: "Why don't you go with uncle?"

"This car is good, let's drive this one." Aihua looked up at Ah Chu, praying.

Ah Chu squatted down, pinched Aihua's small round face, "Who told you this car is good?"

"Brother." Aihua decisively confessed Aizhong.

"So knowledgeable! You haven't peeked at the car buying guide, have you?" Ah Chu asked the eldest son with a smile, "Or did you become addicted to the car when you came back yesterday?"

Ai Zhong shook his head: "No, I saw that this car will stand still, it's quite fun."

No progress?Ah Chu was stunned for a second, and immediately reacted, looking at his younger brother who was sitting in the Daqier, at this time Ah Ci was rubbing his forehead in embarrassment - there really is no place in this house that will never be discovered.

……

In the end, it was Ah Chu who sent the two elusive brats to school.Needless to say, there will naturally be routine brainwashing along the way.

In the afternoon, Ah Ci went to the school gate to wait to pick up the child. He stood back and was not accosted by the "stranger".Xia Tian wore Little Red Riding Hood and came out before Ai Zhong Aihua, but she didn't fly towards her father like Ah Chu said, but just came over obediently and was carried into the car by her father.Ah Ci only saw the man's back, and he didn't know if he really looked like Ah Chu.

The next day was Saturday, and after a week, Ah Ci was still a little uneasy when he met an "insider" chasing him down again.

However, Zhui Ming was busy cultivating a pure brotherhood with Gu Xichao all day long, and had no time to ponder the complicated brotherhood in other people's families.When he saw Ah Ci, he immediately said with a poignant smile, "I have something to do tomorrow, so I have to stop class for a while."

Ah Ci asked suspiciously: "Is it related to Gu Xichao?"

"Yeah." Zhui Ming dragged him to the corner for two steps before saying, "I'm his assistant now, so I have to match his time."

"So we have to cooperate with your time and suspend classes for a day?"

Zhui Ming analyzed it from a different angle: "Actually, I think it's quite pitiful for children to come to the Children's Palace after preschool, and they don't even have a rest day. Going to the park on weekends is what children should do."

"It's ironic to say this from a martial arts coach in the Children's Palace." Ah Ci glared at him, "You have a rest day, and the children have a rest day, which means my rest day is completely useless!"

"You understand me. I have to apologize to other parents. I almost knelt down to them just now!" Zhui Ming was miserable. Seeing that Ah Ci didn't bury him again, he had nothing to say, "What are you going to do tomorrow?" Arrange to love Zhong Aihua?"

"How else can I arrange it? Listen to you, take it to the park!"

Ai Zhong and Ai Hua immediately cheered when they heard that classes were suspended for a day and went out to play.Ah Ci's original plan was to find a small park to row a boat, bask in the sun, and then go home.Helplessly, the two precious nephews continued to increase the number, shouting at zoos, botanical gardens, aquariums, science and technology museums, and playgrounds.In the end, Ah Ci told them with a cold face that they could only choose one place to play.The two children immediately changed from an ally relationship to an enemy relationship. After arguing until Sunday morning, they agreed and decided to go to the playground.

Since Ah Chu and Mr. Jin made an appointment to play golf, Ah Ci had to be the babysitter alone when going to the playground.

In the amusement park, Ah Ci couldn't help the nephews' coquettish offensive, bought cotton candy for the two of them on the side of the road, and agreed to keep the secret after returning home-he obviously ignored Aihua's ability to make small reports.

"You shouldn't be prejudiced against roadside stalls. We ate marshmallows and didn't have diarrhea." Aihua tried hard to correct his father's misconceptions.

Ah Chu sneered: "Oh? Uncle bought it for you today?"

"Uh... it was given by the uncle who sells cotton candy." Aihua realized something was wrong and tried to remedy it.

"You're lying, aren't you afraid of tongue swelling? Hurry up and take the antidote." With a straight face, Ah Chu pointed to the medicine bottle containing cod liver oil capsules on the coffee table, stared at Aihua after taking the medicine, and said, "Eat the roadside stall." It's uncle's responsibility, I will teach him a lesson. It's none of your business here, wash up quickly, go back to the house to sleep! Dad is very angry today, if you sneak out again, you will be punished together!"

After hearing this, Aizhong and Aihua rushed into the bathroom to wash up, and then got into the house, not daring to come out to make trouble again.

Ah Chu winked at his younger brother, then shouted loudly: "Ah Ci, come with me!"

Ah Ci understood, and followed his brother to the bedroom.As soon as he entered the room, he heard Ah Chu whispering: "Lock the door! Let's do this!"

"Aren't you going to teach me a lesson? I'll wait." Ah Ci said, squinting at his brother.

"Don't waste time, it's rare for me to find a reason to scare them temporarily!" Ah Chu said while taking off his clothes.

"Hey, do you really dislike roadside stalls?" Ah Ci slowly unbuttoned the collar of his shirt.

"I'll settle this matter with you later... Don't dawdle, you want to untie those buttons for an hour?"

"I think it's funny that you are playing tricks on your child like a thief! You are already in the third year, but let your son cure you... Ugh!"

……

At dawn, Ah Chu was fighting with his disobedient locks of hair in the bathroom.Ah Ci got impatient, so he went downstairs alone, only to find that Ai Zhong and Ai Hua were already waiting for him at the dining table: "Morning uncle!"

"Morning." Ah Ci sat on the chair and found that his nephews were staring at him.Especially Aihua, he couldn't even attract the little guy's attention when his favorite egg custard was on the table, it's too abnormal!Ah Ci tentatively asked, "Is there something on my face?"

"Nose eyes and mouth." Aiwa answered matter-of-factly.

"Since there is nothing extra, why are you staring at me like this?"

"Uncle, that..." Ai Zhong stammered, "Are you okay?"

"You guys still came to hang around my door in the middle of the night last night?" Ah Ci asked sensitively.

"No." Aihua bit his lower lip and said pitifully, "I dare not."

Ai Zhong also drooped his head and said: "We are the ones who have troubled you, and it is not enough loyalty not to help you. But if you talk for you, Dad may be even more angry, and he will beat you even harder..."

"Don't worry, he can't beat me." Ah Ci breathed a sigh of relief, seeing the listless looks of the two children, he probably struggled for a long time before falling asleep last night.Whether it is for the health of the nephews or to establish the image of a loving father as a big brother, the trick of yesterday can no longer be used.