[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

It was dawn, and the alarm clock rang earth-shatteringly for 10 seconds before Ah Ci reached out his hand impatiently to turn it off.

He squinted his eyes and looked at Ah Chu beside him.The latter curled up in the quilt and slept peacefully as if he hadn't heard the alarm. It seemed that the task of sending the child to the Children's Palace still belonged to him.

Ah Ci sighed, and gently moved his left leg out of the "clamp" of his elder brother's legs.He leaned against the head of the bed, squeezed his numb legs, but still couldn't get rid of the drowsiness, hesitated whether to lie back and sleep for another 5 minutes, and finally decided to smoke a cigarette to refresh himself.

With the crisp sound of opening the cover, Ah Chu opened his eyes, swung his long arm, and snatched the lighter.

"The alarm clock can't wake you up, but the lighter wakes you up?" Ah Ci said angrily, with a cigarette in his mouth, "Don't you just ignore the cigarette?"

"I only condone smoking afterwards." Ah Chu yawned, fiddled with the lid of the lighter.

"so what?"

"So turn it into an after-event cigarette, and you can smoke it." Ah Chu said with a smile.

Ah Ci put on an expected expression, bit his cigarette and said, "Forget it, I'm just showing off with a cigarette in my mouth, not really smoking."

Ah Chu grabbed his waist and said childishly, "Then I'll just put on a show."

Just show off?Ghost letter!Ah Ci threw away the cigarette, and said seriously: "Stop making trouble, it's time to send Aizhong Aihua to the Children's Palace."

Ah Chu bit him gently on the waist, then let go, poked his heart with his index finger, and asked: "Yesterday you said there were people here all the time, but you didn't say who it is. Now there is no outsider, how about Don't tell me?"

"No one, it's just an excuse. Don't say that, Zhui Ming always wants to introduce someone to me." Ah Ci put on his shirt, jumped off the bed and put on his pants, so as to avoid being molested by his elder brother again.

Ah Chu's eyes dimmed, and he changed his tone: "Then why didn't you use this excuse to refuse before? Or, because you had to refuse in front of me, in fact, you were already planning to go on a blind date in private?"

"Are you questioning me?" He obviously refused in person, why did he still make a fuss about this matter?Ah Ci frowned, and his temper also came up, "Don't say I didn't go on a blind date, is there anything wrong with going? I'm 29 years old, and all my classmates are married and have children...including you all love Zhong Aihua Why can't I go on a blind date?"

Ah Chu closed his eyes and pinched the center of his brows, just to cover the expression on his face: "I didn't say no, I just wanted to know your thoughts."

"I have no idea, and I have no interest in blind dates. But I don't want to find a girlfriend and you are not allowed to find a girlfriend. These are two concepts. Don't discipline me like a child. I am an adult and can make my own. Judgment and choice," he said, grabbing his jacket and heading out.

"Where are you going!" Ah Chu's voice was full of anxiety.

"Children's Palace." Ah Ci replied in a blunt tone. He really felt that he owed him and had to help him take care of the children after the quarrel.

Ah Chu saw that his younger brother had no intention of throwing his family away, so he breathed a sigh of relief and leaned back on the pillow.Thinking of the days when he just came back to China, he misses the rebellious Ah Ci—this kid is indeed not as bad as he used to be, the Yang Muci who jumped out of the window and jumped home when he was unhappy has disappeared without a trace with his father's death.Only people who have never been hurt can have such a straightforward reaction.After experiencing pain, he must know how to restrain himself, learn to take responsibility, and cherish everything he has, but it makes him stop.

Is growing up really a good thing?

……

After all, after a quarrel and after sending the children to the Children's Palace, Ah Ci didn't want to go home to face Ah Chu again, so he drove to the cemetery.

He bought a bouquet of lilies and placed them in front of Ronghua's tomb: "I'm a very unromantic person, and I never sent you flowers when we were dating. Now that I think about it, I feel ashamed, and I'm not worth it for you. In order to protect such an unattractive person My boyfriend died. When I was in the hospital, I wished I could replace you, as long as you were safe. But these years, I didn’t dare to think about this possibility. If it was me who died, how would my elder brother face it? What about the situation of losing two relatives in one day? And if you are hospitalized in a car accident, your brother and He Yashu will still meet in the hospital and be together. At that time, my elder brother really doesn’t even have a family member to help take care of the children Yes. Over the years, every time I think about this, I actually feel, fortunately, I survived... I know that you have family members, and they will also feel heartbroken, but I can't take care of that much. Ronghua, I'm too selfish, aren't I? Ah Ci stood in front of the tomb for a while before going to see his father.

He lit a cigarette in front of his father's tombstone, placed it on the stone platform, and lit another one for himself: "Brother didn't come today, so you can smoke boldly. You are right, he is not a rabbit, how can a rabbit have a cigarette?" Always trying to control other people? I also understand that he is kind, but I am almost thirty, and I have to get his approval for big and small matters, smoking and dating. He is not an elder, he is only a few minutes older than me! But if I It's the eldest son, I'm afraid I can't do as well as him... If you know about the blind date, you will definitely encourage me to go. But I can't forget Ronghua, she died to save me, I can't find someone to fall in love with like a normal person , let’s talk about me..." He paused, took a few puffs of cigarettes, lingered in front of the tomb for a while, and then said, "It is said that the first time my father heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, he felt like he had worked hard. The cabbage that has been planted hard for a season has been scooped up by pigs; and the first time I heard that my son has a girlfriend, I feel like a hard-working pig that can finally scoop cabbage. I heard that some pigs can not only scoop vegetables, but also scoop cabbage. Pig...your son, I am the kind of pig who can neither cook nor pig!"

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It was noon when the car drove back to the Children's Palace.Ah Ci finished his lunch nearby, and then plunged into the Internet cafe to pass the time.

A few college students sitting next to them are teaming up to do tasks in an online game, and there are a few younger brothers who are playing video chats to catch girls diagonally behind. I’m not doing my job properly”, so I decided to go to the country and do as the Romans do, and pick a few movies to watch.

Out of professional interest, he first watched the mainland police film "Drug Wars", and only after seeing the ending did he realize that it was not a police film, but a disaster film - all the policemen who showed their faces were killed, what kind of cruelty is this!

With a gloomy mood, he bought Coke and potato chips, returned to his seat and continued to challenge "Chain Saw".There was a bloody scene at the beginning, Ah Ci stuffed potato chips into his mouth while watching, endured and endured, but still couldn't help complaining: "It's too fake." Back then, he often saw doctors for autopsies in the criminal investigation team, and he saw many big scenes. Watching a horror movie is like a comedy instead.

The college student next to him glanced at him, and silently switched to a machine farther away from him to refresh the copy.

Ah Ci also felt that he was a little high-profile, so he put down the potato chips, sat up straight, and continued to watch the movie seriously.In less than half a minute, he felt bored again, picked up the Coke and drank a couple of sips, and then remembered Ah Chu's advice about drinking Coke would make him stupid.There was a bloody scene on the screen again, Ah Ci suddenly wanted to know, would the eldest brother be frightened if he watched this film?Two seconds later he was sure the answer was no.Ah Chu used to be a doctor, and often wandered around the hospital. What kind of things have you never seen before?

Finally, it was time for the nephews to finish class.Ah Ci walked out of the Internet cafe, looked up at the bright sky, and felt that his three views had been pulled back a little.Although I know that the blood sprayed in the movie is not real blood, but after watching it for several hours, I will always have some doubts about the ordinary and beautiful real life.

Of course, reality is often more dramatic than film and television works.For example, the idiot Zhui Ming discovered the abnormal relationship between the two brothers—Ai Zhong and Ai Hua saw the whole process of their father from "refreshing" to "being a pig" last night. The martial arts class staged a live version of "Refreshing", if it wasn't for the timely stop of the chase, I am afraid it will be presented to the children without cut...

If there was a crack in the ground, Ah Ci would definitely throw the two little ancestors to death, and then sneak into the crack without hesitation, and never see these relatives and friends who spied on his secrets again.It's a pity that the Children's Palace is a flat concrete floor, so he can only rush home with the two nephews in seconds, and find the children's father to settle the matter - every time he is reminded to lock the door, but he has never listened to it!Don't even look at the attributes of the two bastards he gave birth to!After watching it, I didn't show my face, and went to a crowded place to perform publicly!I've lost all my face, this earth can't stay any longer!

It's rare for Zhui Ming to not be confused, and he dragged him to the tea restaurant with sharp eyesight and quick hands, and repeatedly ensured that the friendship will last forever. He can understand this kind of thing, and he won't wear colored glasses, let alone spread it.In addition, I also help educate the children, so that the desire to perform should not be so strong...

Seeing his sincerity, Ah Ci felt a little relieved, but was surprised that there was no limit to his pursuit of life.Thinking about it differently, how could he understand such a shocking anecdote at the age of Zhui Ming?Even now, he still finds it unbelievable. If it hadn't happened to him, he must have thought the person was crazy.

Chasing life seemed very happy, rushing to pay the bill after the meal, and patted him on the shoulder and said: "Friends are meant to keep each other's secrets!" From Ah Ci's understanding, this sentence has two meanings: one is that you used to It's not interesting enough, just listen to my story of confessing relatives, and don't talk about you and your elder brother at all; second, now that I know your secret, I am no longer afraid of you revealing my affairs!But after thinking about it carefully, I feel that the two meanings do not make sense. This way of expressing words with words is what his elder brother is used to, and Chasing Life will not be so roundabout.He usually said what he thought of, and if he was worried that the matter of his confession would be leaked, he would just hug his legs and beg for secrecy.So he should just have fun sharing secrets.

Ah Ci rubbed his temples, and realized that after hanging out with Ah Chu for a long time, he would unconsciously think complicated things about others.This problem needs to be corrected.

They left after having dinner at the tea restaurant. Ah Ci sent Zhui Ming to the crew, and when they parked the car, they couldn't help telling them again: "Don't tell anyone...even Gu Xichao can't know."

Zhui Ming asked helplessly: "Should I swear? If I accidentally let him know, I will be punished for not finding a girlfriend for the rest of my life!"

"You're a bachelor who has no intention of looking for a girlfriend. Why don't you just do it like this. If Gu Xichao finds out, I'll punish you to make a pair with him." A Ci hid an imperceptible trap in his words, and he didn't limit Gu Xichao at all. toward the discovery channel.Even if it's not the fault of chasing one's life, one still has to bear joint and several responsibilities.Therefore, if Zhui Ming wanted not to mess with his brother, he not only had to control his own mouth, but also helped cover it up when Gu Xichao found out.Ah Ci admired himself in his heart, I am indeed the younger brother of a profiteer!

He seemed to have forgotten that the old man was the first generation of self-made profiteers—the son who had been raped by a pig was really splashed out.

Zhui Ming puffed up his face, jumped out of the car with his luggage, and slammed the door hard: "It's too bad! I won't do it!"

After Zhui Ming left, Ah Ci was driving while thinking about how to talk to Ah Chu when he went back.The stubble in the morning is still there, so we can't fight anymore.

The two little guys in the back seat didn't stop, and Aihua started asking questions as usual: "Why doesn't the coach agree to make a pair?"

"Uh, because you have to share a lot of his favorite things with the other party, such as cakes and puddings." Ah Ci tried his best to describe the problem of brothers having sex as normal.

"It turned out to be like this, no wonder he didn't do it." Aihua nodded and accepted the explanation.

But Ai Zhong said: "Then Ai Hua and I have already made a couple, and he often shares my snacks."

Ah Ci frowned: "No! You don't like dim sum the most, so it doesn't matter if he divides it... If he moves your toys, you will definitely not like it."

"No, I don't have toys, they belong to my younger brother." Ai Zhong squinted at Ai Hua.

Aihua said generously: "When I eat, I can lend it to you to play with."

When Ah Ci heard this, he felt very uncomfortable, so he said, "Ai Zhong, what do you like? Uncle gave it to you."

"No need." Ai Zhong bowed his head and thought for a while, then turned his head and said to Ai Hua, "I can't make a pair with you, because my favorite is uncle, and I can't share it with you."

After hearing this, Ah Ci had mixed feelings in his heart.In fact, Ai Zhong is a sensitive and well-behaved child, why can't the big brother be level with a bowl of water?They are obviously his sons, and there was less than a quarter of an hour before and after the birth...

Aihua pouted and shouted: "No! To make a couple is to share favorite things, but uncle is not a thing!"

...uncle is not a thing... not a thing... a thing!

Ah Ci's mood became more and more complicated, and he had to admit that he could not treat the two nephews impartially.

"Uncle, what is your favorite? Will you share it with Dad?" Ai Zhong asked suddenly.

"...Cigarettes, second-hand ones are often distributed to him." Ah Ci said nonsense, he really didn't want to hear Aihua correct "freedom is not a thing".

"Then he also gave you his favorite things?"

"Well, he likes you the most." Ah Ci twitched the corners of his mouth, expecting Aihua to say "we are not things".

To his regret, Aihua just nodded his head and said: "Then you are considered a couple?"

At the red light, Ah Ci took out gum from the glove box and distributed it to them: "Chew it carefully before you get home, don't talk."

For the next part of the road, the nephews cooperated very cooperatively to keep quiet, but Ah Ci was inexplicably uneasy.It wasn't until the car drove into the front yard that he found the crux of the matter—the day was so strangely quiet, and Ah Chu didn't even make a phone call when he came home so late.