[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

Because of Ah Chu's birthday surprise, Ah Ci's car was parked at work, and he could only take his brother's ride to work the next day.

Liu Ahsi drove the car, the first stop was the kindergarten, and then the Public Security Bureau.

As soon as the two children got out of the car, Ah Chu let out a big sigh.

"What's wrong?" Ah Ci didn't understand why the eldest brother was so emotional.

“现在是3月17日8点23分14秒。”阿初敲了敲手上的百达翡丽，“你到现在都没什么表示，看来我可以不用再期待生日礼物了。”

Ah Ci was surprised: "Didn't I play a piece of music for you yesterday!"

"Did you know in advance that I would take you to the piano room?" Ah Chu raised his eyebrows, "The piece I gave you has been practiced for a month! It's good for you, play a nursery rhyme on the spot and dismiss me."

"You said yesterday that you were honored!"

"That doesn't mean I'm not disappointed." After finishing speaking, Ah Chu sighed again, and turned his head to look out the window.

Liu Ah Si felt that the air pressure in the car was a bit low, so he turned on the radio, and it happened that the song "Love X Infinity" was playing on the radio station.Ah Ci snorted and turned to look at the street scene on the other side.Ah Si shivered, somehow feeling that the atmosphere in the car was even weirder.

"This is the piece from yesterday, right?" Ah Chu teased, "You haven't played this long, so you are so sincere!"

Ah Ci was a little annoyed: "Is it necessary for you to be so preoccupied? What's more, I'm not good at making such so-called surprises by nature."

"It's not that I'm not good at it, it's that I don't care about it." Ah Chu got into a fight with him this time, and said relentlessly, "You knew how to order pumpkin carriages the year before last, so it's not a matter of congenital nature, but simply being lazy think!"

Ah Ci heard blue veins on his forehead, and Ah Si's head was also full of sweat, but Ah Chu didn't say enough, so he just turned up the old account: "I didn't make a fuss, do you remember my birthday when I just returned to China? In the hospital , I made a cake for you with my own hands. You didn’t prepare anything. I wanted to make you quit smoking, so I took the lighter to recharge. The second year is the most classic! You skipped home to celebrate someone’s birthday, and you completely forgot about me Yes! In the third year, I thought you needed a car, so I sent one, and you threw me a lighter. Do you think your elder brother is a collector? In the fourth year, with my reminder, I finally knew to order a pumpkin carriage I took it back, but in the fifth year, I handed in a blank paper again!" Seeing that his brother was about to refute, he took the first step and blocked the words, "Don't say that your painting was prepared in advance, unless you have Super powers, you can predict that I will bring the children to set off fireworks for you."

"Don't worry about preparing first and then preparing later, I didn't miss you!" Ah Ci was rushed, afraid of being robbed by him again, so he spoke a lot faster, "To be honest, I really don't know What should I give you. It sounds like you think the pumpkin carriage is good, but after receiving the presents, you didn't even smile, do you know how stressed I am?"

"You still think I'm demanding? I'm almost out of demands!" Ah Chu laughed at himself, "It's been six years, Ah Ci, can we grow some snacks? Don't say anything else, from yesterday to now, you told me A 'Happy Birthday'? No! You just said 'come and don't go indecent', and you think you have done all the courtesy, can this be considered sincere? You might as well directly indecent, at least you are more creative!"

Ah Ci clenched his fists in anger, wanting to pounce on him and tear his eloquent mouth.But Liu Ahsi didn't give him this chance, the car had already parked in the small alley next to the branch office - Ah Chu's Rolls-Royce was too eye-catching, in order to avoid disharmony among colleagues caused by the gap between rich and poor, when Ah Ci came by car Usually get off at two intersections in advance, and then walk to the unit.

After being scolded all the way today, Ah Ci was so angry that he pushed the car door angrily, and just stepped out with one leg, he changed his mind again.Withdrew his long legs, closed the car door, pinched Ah Chu's face with both hands, and gnawed his eldest brother's lips viciously.He squinted and saw Ah Chu's expression panicked, and even tried to push him away, but failed.He was very proud of himself, so he became more and more unscrupulous, until he had a faint taste of blood in his mouth, and then he stopped the "verbal war".

"Your teeth are bleeding!" Ah Chu lightly licked the blood on his teeth with the tip of his tongue, thinking that this bastard is too indifferent, "Do you still know what you are doing?"

"Of course, it's just to meet your request. Don't you want me to directly molest you!" Ah Ci felt that he had regained his strength, and he felt much better. Before getting out of the car, he "kindly" took care of his brother's "little brother" , and pressed it gently, raising the indecent assault to a new level.

It was only when he accidentally caught a glimpse of Liu Ahsi's embarrassed expression after getting off the car that he realized that he had been abrupt—he actually kissed his eldest brother passionately in public!Even in the car, there is still a driver!Why do you play hooligans as soon as your brain is hot?

He turned around uncomfortably and ran into the unit.Because his face was hot and his behavior was abnormal, he didn't intend to go to the office, but rushed to the bathroom on the first floor to wash his face with cold water.

Water droplets slid down his face, he looked at his face in the mirror, his eyes were full of confusion, and he had to admit his gaffe - it was a gaffe, not an aberration.The difference between the two is that a gaffe is the uncontrolled exposure of instinctive needs in a state of confusion.

If you lose in a quarrel, you just use kisses to stop the other party's eloquent mouth?This kind of reason can't even deceive himself.He knew very well in his heart that that almost crazy kiss was the release of emotions that had been suppressed for a long time.

This realization was a blow to him.Although sharing the same bed for several years has made him used to this abnormal brotherly relationship, it is basically based on Ah Chu's initiative.His so-called "demand for fair treatment" is just talking, and he never thought about the concept of being led by him.In fact, to put it bluntly, he positioned the love affair at Ah Chu's needs and his own cooperation, and in the spirit of fearless sacrifice, solved the actual needs of his brother... Hehe, you can't reach this level by learning from Lei Feng, right?The idea is kind of funny, but that's the way it is with many things, even if it's a win-win situation, as long as one side is more active, the other side will act like a benefactor, getting cheap and being nice.Ah Ci didn't think he was shameless to this extent, and he did intend to indulge Ah Chu at first, but afterward, Ah Chu always obeyed as if he had done something wrong, so he naturally didn't think he could get any benefit from it.So much so that I realized belatedly today that he actually likes this kind of contact beyond the normal standard of brothers.

He rubbed his lips lightly with his fingers, recalling the feeling of touch just now, and observing his own lip shape in the mirror, he always felt that it was different from Ah Chu's. Maybe it was because that guy always liked to laugh, so the corners of his lips were always raised. Lovely arc.

He tried to open his mouth to imitate his elder brother's smile, only to realize that he was the one whose gums were bleeding—in terms of verbal battles, Yang Muchu was indeed invincible.

……

There was no alarm in the morning, so Ah Ci used his personal notebook to export the video from his mobile phone, and then played it back over and over again.

Ah Chu, who was sitting in front of the piano, played "Only One Step" mesmerizingly like a perfect gentleman.

"... There is only one step between us." Ah Chu said softly on the screen, he was completely different from that sharp-mouthed annoying ghost on the way to work.

How far is it between us?Ah Ci thought helplessly that Ah Chu's request could never be met.Although I tried my best to cooperate during the process, but in the end it was said that I didn't care!Thinking of this, he was a little unhappy, so he turned off the player and used software to reduce the noise of the audio.After listening to it several times before I was satisfied, I set the processed audio as the ringtone of the incoming call, and couldn't help but spit out, "Say I'm not sincere, and you are not a one-stop service! I have to cut the ringtone myself..."

In the afternoon, when Ah Ci was waiting for the child at the gate of the kindergarten, the melody of "Only One Step Away" came out of his pocket. He pursed his lips and smiled, and took it out to see that it was his brother's phone call.

"Ah Ci, I have a social event at night, it will probably be very late, and I might live outside." Ah Chu said straight to the point, keeping his mouth shut about what happened in the morning.

Ah Ci couldn't help frowning. It's true that the elder brother often socializes, but it is rare for him to stay out at night: "With whom? Where do you go to socialize?"

"It's not clear on the phone, I'll tell you later."

"Really entertaining?" Ah Ci was thinking about another possibility - because of the indecent incident, Ah Chu deliberately avoided him.

"Why did you ask so?"

"Just asking casually, it's okay... Tomorrow I'll be on duty, so remember to pick up the child." Ah Ci didn't go into the issue of the entertainment, anyway, the monk can't escape the temple if he can run away, so I don't believe he can always use the entertainment as an excuse not to go home!

In this way, Ah Ci went home to see the child for a day, and was on duty at work for another day. He didn't see his brother until the morning of the third day.However, there is no need to explain about who and where Ah Chu was socializing the day before yesterday, because everyone on the earth knows that he spent the night with a male star in a villa in the suburbs, and the paparazzi took a full record of it in the dark. Printed on the cover of a gossip magazine, it can be seen that the magazine's preference for gay gossip far exceeds the mediocre heterosexuality.

"Oh, entertainment?" Ah Ci twitched the corners of his mouth ironically, but his eyes were burning.

Xin Lili gnawed a hot dog beside her and said, "When I passed by the newsstand, I saw a photo that looked like your brother, so I bought it to see it, and thought you knew the inside story."

"What inside story do you want to hear?" Ah Ci asked angrily.

"What kind of game console is so fun? You can play it all night without sleep." Xin Lili's focus is never separated from eating and playing, but it is better than Aihua who only knows how to eat.

"I also want to know which game console is so fun!" Ah Ci replied through gritted teeth, the word "fun" was squeezed out between his teeth.

Other people's questions were much sharper than Xin Lili's.for example:

If your brother brought Gu Xichao home, would you call him "Sister-in-law"? ——A Cheng asked in a prepared manner.

Are you ok?If you want to ask for leave now, I will definitely approve it.But don't fight, let alone kill people.The criminal investigation side has been very busy recently, so don't make trouble for others. ——Zhong Lang flipped through "Criminal Psychology" and said half-truths.

In the last issue of the magazine, it was reported that your brother was having an affair with Black Butterfly, but now it's too bloody!Does Black Butterfly know about old and new lovers dating? —— Ding Zi, who regarded the black butterfly as a goddess, asked worriedly.

Can you get Gu Xichao's autographed photo for me?My daughter loves him! ——An unknown cleaning lady asked expectantly.

……

Ah Ci also responded in a nonchalant manner, but his tone became worse and worse.

-Your son brought home a stray cat, do you also call it "daughter-in-law"?

-Thank you for your concern.My brother didn't run away from home, and I didn't move out, so it's still too early to commit a crime...By the way, did Dong Yu go home?

-I am not the manager of Black Butterfly, so I will not respond to your question.

- There is no future for chasing stars, I advise your daughter to turn around and be on the right track.

……

For half a day in the morning, Ah Ci was answering unnutritious questions.In the afternoon, everyone gradually returned to normal working conditions.Ah Ci looked at the small stack of magazines on the table, all of which were bought and given to him by enthusiastic colleagues.With a cold face, he used the paper shredder to shred page by page. By the time of the last book, the paper shredder also broke down and quit.He simply scraped up the magazines and threw them into the wastebasket.But I didn't expect that there were people with good intentions who fished out this fragmented and appalling magazine to continue reading - Zhui Ming came to ask him to help retrieve the information of relatives from the database, and when he saw the gossip magazine, he forgot all the serious things!Ah Ci deeply despaired of this society that had been devastated by the entertainment industry.

Needless to say, Mr. Yang Muchu, the person involved, must have been harassed by people from all walks of life. Ah Ci had no interest in joining the Truth Discovery Alliance, so he didn't call him, pretending he didn't know anything, but at four o'clock in the afternoon He sent a text message, "I have a social event at night, it will probably be very late, and I may live outside, so you can pick up the child." Then he quickly dragged him into the blacklist.

For those who miss the opportunity to confess, there is no need to save another opportunity.

Ah Ci applied for leaving early on the grounds of migraine, Zhong Lang raised his eyebrows and waved him away.As soon as he walked out of Zhong Lang's office, he put down the hand on his forehead and dragged Zhui Ming to the bar for a drink.They walked into the elevator, and before the two doors closed, they saw a chubby figure appearing on the other side of the corridor, it was Liu Yunpu.Da Liu also saw them, and hurriedly shouted: "Ah Ci, wait a minute!"

"Looking for you?" Zhui Ming hurriedly reached out to press the door button, but was stopped by Ah Ci, who watched the elevator door close.

"Never mind, I've admitted the wrong person." Ah Ci said calmly, looking at the floor monitor.

"But he called your name." What Zhui Ming didn't say was, is this fat policeman your colleague?In your unit again, how could you admit your mistake?

"Really? I missed it, what a pity." Ah Ci blinked and said without sincerity, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"