[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

When Ah Ci changed into a tight performance costume and appeared, Ah Chu was still very satisfied.

Ah Ci noticed that his brother's eyes were like a rabbit seeing a carrot. He realized that if things continued to develop, it would be very bad, so he took the lead and said, "Brother, have you seen enough? Then I will replace it..."

"What to change? Isn't this very good! No wonder some people say that full | nudity is art, and half naked is temptation."

"This sentence must not be said by a serious person."

"Don't care who said it, it's a wise saying anyway." Ah Chu grabbed his younger brother's waist and walked to the bedroom, "Let's dance for a while."

"The living room is big." Ah Ci didn't want to dance in the bedroom.First, the space is small, not enough to turn around.Secondly, there is a bed, and it is easy to "accidentally" roll onto the bed.

But Ah Chu didn't care: "You want to dance in the living room? Are you afraid that Uncle Niu will come out to watch?" He recalled Ah Ci's face on the morning when Dong Chuang's incident happened, and he said word by word, holding back a smile, "Then, he will continue to persuade you" Be careful'."

Ah Ci was very embarrassed, "be careful" was the most tangled sentence he heard last year, not one of them.Until now, he didn't know whether to correct it or make a mistake. Fortunately, Uncle Niu didn't mention it again.

After Ah Chu entered the room, he chose a dance song with a slightly faster rhythm, then made an invitation gesture, and said to his slightly surprised brother: "Your understanding of me is biased. We are the same age, and I haven't arrived yet." The age of practicing Jiamusi square dance!"

Ah Ci took a few steps back following his strong dance steps, and saw that his elder brother was determined to get his revenge today, so he began to reflect secretly - he used to always complain about his body coordination ability, and he didn't pay attention to leaving him alone. In order to save face, I guess it was because I was in a hurry to practice the hot dance secretly: "I take back what I said before, in fact, your coordination is quite strong."

"Of course!" Ah Chu held his head proudly, "We are twins with the same genes! So whether it is physical or mental, I am the closest to you. You must keep this in mind."

Ah Ci didn't say a word—at least in terms of physical strength, he reserved his opinion and refused to equate with this mountain-climbing guy looking for a cable car.

Ah Chu read the emotion from his eyes, and paused: "Are you questioning my physical strength?"

Ah Ci raised his eyebrows: "No, I don't think this is worth discussing."

Ah Chu immediately moved the hand that hugged his waist to his brother's buttocks, and squeezed.

"Look for a kick!" Ah Ci's body froze, suppressing the instinctive reaction of raising his leg to kick.He said in his heart that this person really doesn't have a long memory, he forgot about getting kicked in Xinghe last time, right? "We are dancing!"

"Is it dancing?" Ah Chu narrowed his eyes, "No, it's a physical fitness test!" After speaking, he suddenly pushed Ah Ci's shoulder.

Ah Ci caught off guard and leaned back, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell on the bed.He propped up his body and hurriedly stopped: "Stop, no!"

"What's the matter today? Wasn't it very refreshing before!" Ah Chu bullied him, and said with a smirk, "Don't worry, I locked the door just now!"

"It's not this," Ah Ci said awkwardly, "I'm still wearing a costume, it doesn't suit..."

Ah Chu's smile froze, and his eyes darkened a little: "Is it because the clothes don't fit, or the person doesn't fit?"

Ah Ci noticed the change in his brother's mood, and hurriedly explained, "Don't think too much, it's really a matter of clothes."

"But I just like you doing it in this suit." Ah Chu kissed his lips domineeringly, stretched one hand from the V-shaped neckline and kneaded wantonly, and the other hand pulled the Velcro on the waist of his trousers, Then deftly poked in... "What's going on?"

Ah Chu lowered his head in bewilderment, and found that the top of this "magical" performance costume actually extended all the way to his crotch, and he couldn't touch the edge at all!He said incredulously, "Are you wearing a one-piece swimsuit?"

"I said it several times just now, but you didn't listen! Dance costumes are usually crotchless, which is more close-fitting, and the hem can be tightened when dancing, so that it won't gather wrinkles." A Ci teased helplessly He, "Do you still like this dress?"

"...I don't like it!" Ah Chu was completely disillusioned with the tight dance clothes, "Who would have thought that the dance clothes that look sexy are actually abstinent! This design is too inhumane!"

"Pfft! What have you been thinking all day?" Ah Ci was amused by him. "It seems that we are twins, at least in terms of logical common sense, there is still a big difference."

"You're wrong, Ah Ci!" Ah Chu looked down at his younger brother dangerously, and said ruthlessly, "I still say that, your understanding of me is biased! I've never been a person who gives up easily!" After he finished speaking, he Completely ignoring the existence of the tights, he directly attacked his brother's avatar, kneading through the material, "It seems that this clothes still has some merits, fortunately you are in neutral!"

"Asshole! You can't wait for me to take it off..." Ah Ci gasped, but before he could finish speaking, his mouth was blocked again.

In the end, of course, Ah Ci took off the wet and slippery jumpsuit with great resentment, and went to the bathroom to take a shower-the feeling of wet clothes sticking to the body is very maddening.

Ah Chu's final evaluation of this dress is: It looks good but it is not useful, but it is elastic enough.

In short, the deep V crotch dance dress has been shelved since then, and the brothers have tacitly never mentioned it again, and continue to live a harmonious life of art and no temptation.

……

On Wednesday afternoon, all the staff of Yitouch Media Corporation held the annual meeting in the auditorium.

Yang Muchu came to the stage to draw 5 winning numbers for the first prize, and awarded the prize TV to the winning employees.After the group photo was taken, everyone left the stage one after another, and he was the only one left in place, with his left hand in his trouser pocket and his right hand holding the microphone, and he said slowly, "Do you think I'm going to start the year-end summary? It's a big mistake. Wrong, I'm here to perform stunts!"

The employees immediately yelled in unison: "Mr. Yang! So handsome!"

He picked up the corner of his mouth: "Is it more handsome than usual?"

"He's more handsome than usual!" Everyone replied in unison.

"Very good!" He smiled proudly, "But what I want to perform today is not to be handsome! You must have never imagined that I have always had a superpower, that is, I can teleport. For example, now, give me 3 seconds , I can go to the last row. Lao Gao, raise your hand... wave your hand, let everyone see your position!"

Gao Jixue wanted to sneak out to answer the phone, but when he got to the last row, he was called by Boss Yang, and immediately stopped and waved obediently—the BOSS was about to sneak away when he was performing a show, but he was caught right away. Dare not to cooperate?

Everyone knows that the distance from the stage to the last row of seats is only 20 meters, and it is not too difficult to run there within 3 seconds. The so-called teleportation is just a sprint.Although this setting is not strong enough, but the boss still has to give face.So everyone present quickly entered the scene, waiting with anticipation for their boss to perform the sprint.

"OK! Now everyone watch the time and help me count down." He looked at the Patek Philippe in his hand and confirmed the time, "I'm going to start the show! Let's count down together, 3..." Just after calling a number, he turned his head and jumped out of the backstage go out.

Don't you want to run to the seat?How did it go the other way?Everyone looked at each other, and before they realized what happened, they heard the sound of the back door opening. Boss Yang appeared at the door, leaning on the back of the chair in the last row, and looked at his watch helplessly: "I deliberately took a detour to run outside. It's still 1 second ahead!"

The employees applauded respectfully.

But Ah Chu picked his ears, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Am I handsome?"

"handsome!"

"Is it more handsome than before?"

"Better than before!"

From then on, Yang Muchu became the company's legendary Scud CEO, but most people insisted that the boss had installed a fast conveyor belt near the auditorium. Originally, "special functions" and "wall penetration" were magic gimmicks, but in fact they were all about equipment.Only a few people, including Gao Jixue, have seen Yang Muchi in KTV, and know that the secret weapon of the boss is not the equipment, but his younger brother. At the beginning, he asked "Is he more handsome than usual?" on the stage, and because he got a positive answer And the one who is proud is not him, who is that younger brother Maiba?However, those who knew the truth were all confidantes who often accompanied the boss to socialize, and they would never try to tear him down.

"To perform this today, I just want to remind everyone: Mr. Yang moves very fast. Don't think that when I go out to discuss business, I have no time to observe everyone's performance. Maybe in the next second, I will appear behind you. "A Chu made a concluding speech with a smile.

"It sounds like a ghost story." Helian, who was sitting by the side, shuddered. After meeting the boss's warning eyes, he immediately stopped complaining and said, "It's amazing! Mr. Yang, why don't you perform big sawing next year?" people!"

"Good idea! I think you will be the one to co-act with me next year!" Ah Chu patted Helian on the shoulder.Naturally, he couldn't find his own brother to cooperate with such a horrific show like sawing people.

When Ah Ci came down from the backstage, he was taken into a lounge by Liu Ah Si.He paced around boredly, caught a glimpse of the mirror inadvertently, and stopped.The famous brand suit on his body and the Patek Philippe on his wrist are all rewards for performing.He smiled at himself in the mirror, then cleared his throat, observed his expression while speaking his lines, and finally sighed with his lips curled up: "Sure enough, it's still not enough."

It just so happened that Ah Chu opened the door and came in, and said with a smile, "Isn't it enough to smoke? I'll improvise! Brat, there's no 'better than usual' in the lines I gave you, right?"

"It's got to be hot." Ah Ci turned and looked at him, "And, isn't this sentence the truth?"

"It's the truth. You are indeed more handsome than you are usually!" Ah Chu smiled with satisfaction, and helped his younger brother straighten his collar, "You should wear more suits."

He also distorts the meaning of others by talking to himself!Ah Ci knew that there was no chance of winning if he continued to practice poverty with his eldest brother, so he stopped talking.Anyway, the eyes of the crowd are discerning. Just now, everyone in the audience said he was more handsome—it’s a pity that he didn’t hear the second half, and he didn’t know that most of the people in the company were scumbags who wholeheartedly made the boss happy.

The next day is New Year's Eve.

After get off work at six o'clock, the lights in most offices of the police building are still on.Every year there are quite a few people who stay in the police station to watch the year, and this year is no exception.

Zhong Lang went on patrol and hadn't come back yet. Ah Ci sat in the duty room for a while, seeing that there was no alarm, he grabbed the radio and went to the small conference room to turn on the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala.Not long after, Xin Lili also ran over with several bags of snacks and fruits to join in the fun.

Ah Ci casually asked, "Didn't you just have dinner? Such a good appetite?"

Lili pursed her lips and said, "Who dares to eat those dumplings in the cafeteria! The dumpling skins still have white stubble, let alone the stuffing. I think it must be because the chef didn't return home during the Chinese New Year, so he cooked the dumplings with emotion... ...Hey, you haven't eaten, have you?"

"No. Because I don't like leek stuffing." Ah Ci also had a lot of complaints about the branch cafeteria. "When the boss comes back, I'll ask him for a pack of instant noodles."

"Don't eat instant noodles! There are preservatives!" Lili pushed the cookie box towards him, and said generously, "Have half for you!"

Ah Ci smiled and nodded at her, but didn't eat it. He just complained silently in his heart: Don't biscuits also have preservatives?

In the corridor came the sound of children laughing, and the more they heard it, the more it sounded like Ai Zhong Aihua.Ah Ci immediately came out of the meeting room, and sure enough, he saw his elder brother leading the two children around the door of his office.

"This way!" Ah Ci greeted them, and the two children immediately rushed towards them shouting "Uncle" in joy, and Ah Chu followed behind with a smile.

"Why did you bring them here?" Ah Ci asked his brother, rubbing the hair of the two little rascals.

"Here are the dumplings for you." Ah Chu picked up the lunch boxes he was carrying, "I specially bought your favorite stuffed delicacies, mackerel, and fennel stuffing. Any surprises?"

"It would be even more surprising if you made it." Ah Ci took the lunch box, feeling very happy, but he didn't have the nerve to show it.

"I don't have that much time! Uncle Niu went back to the countryside to celebrate the New Year, and there is no one to help babysit at home. How can I spare time to make dumplings for you?" Ah Chu leaned closer to him, blowing in his ear, She said provocatively, "Otherwise, when you come home from work tomorrow, we will make it together. You make the skin, I make the stuffing, and you wrap it..."

Ah Ci elbowed him and said awkwardly, "Be careful of the occasion."

"What occasion do you want to make dumplings? Or did you think of something else?" Ah Chu smiled maliciously.

Ah Ci knew he couldn't talk to him, so he pretended not to hear, and dragged the two nephews into the small conference room.

Ai Zhong Aihua saw Li Li, and once again shouted "Auntie" in unison.The faces of the three adults changed, but their reactions were very different——Lili smiled awkwardly, Ah Ci hurriedly corrected the address, and Ah Chu stood aside to observe everyone's expressions.

Ai Zhong Aihua looked at the three adults inexplicably, obviously not realizing that there was something wrong with this title.Lili had a flash of inspiration and said, "I think you have misunderstood the person. I am Lili. The person you met last time should be my twin sister."

Ai Zhong reacted faster, realized: "That's right! I didn't feel like it just now, you are much fatter than her!"