[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

Xia Yuechun poured two glasses of water for the Yang family brothers, then completely ignored the express hints of the parties, and broke the news with Ah Ci with an exaggerated expression: "Your brother is the most romantic person I have ever met in my life, bar none! You must know, the British The average height of men is 1.8 meters, and we are considered ordinary people. There is no advantage in appearance in school, and we can't compete with the local tyrants more than spending money and ostentation. But your elder brother, Mr. Yang Muchu, managed to break through the siege and catch up with A goddess as unattainable as Cong Hui!"

Ah Chu sweated profusely and said: "Yuechun, you are exaggerating, it's not so evil..."

Xia Yuechun seemed to think of something, and immediately changed his words: "Oh, there is also a rumor that Cong Hui chased him. But is it possible for the school girl to chase Diaosi instead?"

Ah Ci's story was very interesting, and he immediately turned to ask his brother, "Who is chasing whom?"

Ah Chu rubbed his forehead with one hand, and said in embarrassment: "This, I can't remember too well..."

"Well, you think about it first." Ah Ci let him go, and continued to ask Xia Yuechun, "How is he romantic? Can you tell me a few specific things?"

Facing such a cooperative audience, Xia Yuechun was very satisfied, and did not whet his appetite, and directly talked about Ah Chu's romance: "At Christmas, he said 'I love you' to Cong Hui in a hundred languages! At that time My friends and I were stunned, we admired him, and wanted to learn from him, but he still refused to teach!"

"Oh? It's pretty good!" Ah Ci raised his eyebrows at his elder brother.

Ah Chu hurriedly said: "No, you really believe what Yuechun said...he misremembered the person, that was another classmate, not me..."

"Don't be humble!" Xia Yuechun poured cold water on him in time, and continued to explain to Ah Ci without winking, "After returning to China, when I once again said that I wanted to learn from him, he reluctantly agreed. Ask me first. What kind of words to say. I told him honestly that I can only speak this sentence in Chinese, Cantonese, English, German and Korean. After listening to it, he was obviously relieved and said, "That's easy to handle". I was I simply thought that he was satisfied with my basic language skills, only to find out later that he knows how to pronounce "I love you" in Japanese more than I do, and the rest are just random words to fool people!"

Ah Chu scratched his hair in embarrassment: "Yuechun, did you drink too much today? I can't understand what you're saying..."

"Wait... Your school has foreign students from any country, right? Didn't anyone find out at the time?" Ah Ci asked puzzled.

Xia Yuechun was very enthusiastic to explain to him: "He said a series of pronunciations with different tones, and it was over when he made up a hundred sentences, and he didn't even know which Mandarin it was. Do you mind checking them one by one?"

"My elder brother is really brave and resourceful!" Ah Ci glanced at his little black rabbit, and then continued to ask, "Is there anything else?"

"He and Cong Hui are as romantic as if they don't touch the ground. Every time we meet, there are gifts. For example, handwritten love poems, wooden house models, four-leaf clover amber made of rosin, and home-cooked meals. Cakes, pizza... Most of them are DIY, which is economical and cost-effective! And they play with different patterns, and they don’t bring duplicates for half a year!”

Ah Ci looked at Xia Yuechun's slightly excited expression, and asked amusedly: "What about half a year later? Start copying the previous one?"

"We broke up after half a year." Xia Yuechun pushed his glasses and said it as a matter of course.

"Why did you break up?"

"I don't know, you ask him." Xia Yuechun finally remembered the protagonist of the story, and threw the question to Ah Chu who had been bored for a long time.

Ah Chu sighed, half-truthfully said: "If we don't break up, we will really have to repeat..."

"Aren't you!" Ah Ci said unbearably, "Break up for such a boring reason?"

Xia Yuechun added: "Because the breakup came so suddenly and he was usually too considerate, Cong Hui couldn't understand at all at that time, and even came to ask me secretly, is there any hidden disease in Ah Chu, afraid of dragging her down? I am also curious, I asked him to prove it on the sidelines, but this guy actually said to Cong Hui with a big face, 'You guessed it, I can't have children, so I can't drag you down'!"

Ah Ci just drank his saliva and almost choked.Ah Chu rubbed her hands and explained: "It will make her feel better, better than being dumped."

"You are really gentle and considerate. You still think about others after breaking up." Ah Ci sarcastically said, "If you dare to tell such a lie, it will be exposed sooner or later! Besides, if you meet a woman who doesn't want to have children, it doesn't make sense at all, right?" ?”

"Everyone knows that Cong Hui likes children. Although she sympathized with what happened to him, Cong Hui finally accepted the reason for breaking up. She is a school girl, very popular, and soon has a new boyfriend, but the later cannon fodder basically It didn't last for three months, and it fell through in just one week. This is completely a romantic sequelae." Xia Yuechun shrugged, and suddenly put on a gloating smile, "Fortunately, karma exists. A few years ago, Cong Hui finally wanted to I understand, I sent an email to tell him that no obstacle can separate the two people who love each other, and even if they don’t have children, they still want to form a family with him. It seems that Ya Shu, who is still pregnant, found out that he was going to leave her behind Eloped with the child, with the mistress in England, didn't listen to the explanation at all, I'm going to have a big fight with him!"

"I have an impression of this." Ah Ci nodded, remembering that Ah Chu still had a fever and was lying pitifully in the office by himself.But it seems that this ex-girlfriend is quite infatuated, I don't know if she has given up now.Thinking about this, he asked again, "What happened next?"

Xia Yuechun continued the story: "Later, under the supervision of his wife, he wrote back to Cong Hui, clearly telling her that he had become a husband and was about to become a father. As a result, Cong Hui sent me an e-mail sadly asking why he didn't tell me. Her Ah Chu’s illness has been cured? She didn’t realize that this kid was lying to her at all, and she deeply blamed herself for missing Ah Chu.” Xia Yuechun shook her head sadly, “As a classmate, I really can’t bear to see She was so sad, so I told her about Ah Chu's divorce."

"You really mean to me." Ah Chu said weakly.

Ah Ci was silent for a while, then suddenly said to Ah Chu: "I think I can understand why you are so desperate to break up."

Yang Muchu and Xia Yuechun were both taken aback, waiting for him to say more.

"Her brain doesn't seem to be very bright... Is it tiring to be with such a person?" Ah Ci pointed to his head with his finger, and after thinking about his words, he said, "Brother, I have always felt that there is something wrong with your vision." .”

"I think so sometimes." Ah Chu said helplessly, while Xia Yuechun was enjoying himself.

……

When I got home at night, the two children were already asleep.

Surprisingly, Liu Ahsi was still stuck in the living room, waiting to report to the boss about his child's work at night.Always making Ah Si work overtime like this, Ah Chu felt very sorry.After he sat on the sofa and listened to the report, he let Ah Si go back to rest.

After Ah Si left, Ah Ci leaned over and asked, "Brother, it's so late, why don't you let Ah Si live in the guest room? He has to come over tomorrow morning to pick you up for work, what a fuss!"

"Tossing is better than dying... Ah Si is a good subordinate and has worked diligently for many years. As the boss, I have to give him a chance to survive." Ah Chu deliberately emphasized the relationship between "subordinate" and "boss". Liu Ah Si drew a clear line.

Ah Ci didn't realize it: "Why isn't it safe to stay in the guest room?"

Ah Chu said: "I'm afraid he will be drowned in vinegar, how innocent."

"Don't be like Xia Yuechun, you're so boring!" Ah Ci straightened his face immediately, "Go back to the house, I have something to ask you."

Ah Chu took a deep breath, pressed the armrest of the sofa, and stood up with difficulty.

Ah Ci frowned: "Isn't it much better just now? Why? It still hurts?"

"It's fine when you're sitting, but it won't work if you stretch it too far." Ah Chu moved slowly, trying to keep his upper body still, but it was relatively more difficult to go up the stairs.So, he changed his posture at the stairway, leaning his upper body up, holding his back with one hand, and holding the stairs with the other, trying not to stretch his abdomen when stepping up the steps.

Ah Ci couldn't help laughing and said, "Why does this posture look like a pregnant woman?"

Ah Chu turned her head and looked at him sadly: "You should be glad that I'm not pregnant, otherwise your kick just now would have killed two people!"

Ah Ci was a little guilty, and didn't dare to make fun of him anymore, so he offered to propose: "Why don't I carry you up? It saves you so much effort."

"No need." Ah Chu walked up another step by himself, then frowned and said, "Let's hug."

"Shouldn't be brave!" Ah Ci hurriedly hugged his brother up, "Does it hurt so much?"

"It's okay, don't shake it, I feel my stomach hurts..."

"Don't fight too hard, take it easy." Ah Ci carefully walked up the steps with his elder brother in his arms.

When Uncle Niu got up to go to the bathroom at night, he raised his eyes and saw the two of them suddenly, and couldn't help but exclaimed.

At this time, Ah Ci was concentrating on going up the stairs, and he was so frightened that he almost threw Ah Chu out when he yelled.He stabilized his center of gravity, looked at Ah Chu's face again, and made sure that the elder brother didn't show any pained expression, so he said to Uncle Niu, "What are you doing! You scared me!"

Uncle Niu looked up at the two of them, swallowed his saliva, and said, "You, you have to be careful..."

"I know!" Ah Ci didn't look at him again, and continued to concentrate on climbing the stairs with his elder brother in his arms.

After returning to the bedroom, Ah Chu changed into his nightgown with the help of Ah Ci, and leaned on the bed in a comfortable position.Ah Ci rubbed his palms against each other, and when the rubbing was hot, he took out the medicinal wine, poured it on the palm of his hand, and gently massaged the bruises on Ah Chu's abdomen: "Does it hurt?"

"It's okay, just try harder." Ah Chu felt the heat from his brother's palm, and felt very comfortable. "What do you want to ask?"

"It's nothing." Ah Ci didn't stop his hands, and said in a deep voice, "The 100 kinds of 'I love you', let's have a live version."

"It's all said to be a fool."

"What about the basic ones?"

"I've already forgotten..."

"You just talk!" Ah Ci glared at him, but he controlled the strength of his hand very well, and did not follow his temper. "When I returned to China, I pretended not to understand Japanese! Ask me what 'Auntie washes the railway' means." ? The narcissus doesn’t bloom—is it interesting for you to pretend to be garlic!”

"The non-flowering narcissus is pretending to be garlic?" Ah Chu blinked, and suddenly realized, "It's really vivid! Is this an allusion?"

"I'm not that showy ex-girlfriend of yours! It's useless to interrupt me!" Ah Ci said sternly, and his hands didn't feel too strong. Ah Chu frowned and "hissed" before he realized, Hurry up and relax.

Ah Chu saw that he couldn't avoid it, so he had to obediently answer the question left over from the history of "Auntie washes the railway": "You lied to me first at that time, saying that this sentence was to praise people for being beautiful. How could I have the nerve to expose you?"

"Okay, let's not mention that beforehand." Ah Ci turned around and poured some medicinal wine into his hands, "That Yu Qiyang, what is your relationship with him? Do you often go to Xinghe together to pinch other people's ass?"

Ah Chu burst out laughing, and accidentally pulled the wound, he immediately didn't dare to laugh anymore, and frowned, "Don't you think I was pinched?"

"Just because I didn't settle accounts with you doesn't mean I didn't realize it. The slap you just made was definitely on purpose. If I can't even see that, I've spent years in criminal investigation for nothing." Ah Ci continued to rub his brother carefully. belly.

"Even if I did it on purpose, you can't take it for granted that I went to the bar just to pinch other people, right?" Ah Chu looked as if he was more wronged than Dou E, "The place was chosen by Yu Qiyang, I just kindly helped to persuade That's all!"

Ah Ci snorted coldly: "I've never seen someone who persuaded you like that. They are all pasted together. Are you trying to persuade peace or add chaos!"

"I was really dragged into the water!" Ah Chu simply raised the index finger, middle finger and ring finger of his right hand, "I swear, I have never patted anyone's butt, and I will only pat yours in the future. Otherwise, I will be punished." ..."

Ah Ci cut off the elder brother's words in time: "You are enough! I swear that you are so stupid, do you dare to say that you have never photographed Ai Zhong Aihua?"

Ah Chu slumped his shoulders: "Aren't you? Even jealous of loving Zhong Aihua?"

"Don't change the concept secretly! What I'm saying is that you shouldn't swear indiscriminately! Don't be afraid of retribution!" Ah Ci's face turned pale with anger.

"Don't worry, I swear I won't be poisonous!" A Chu Yipai finished speaking easily, and seeing his younger brother was silent, he coaxed, "I know you won't be jealous of Ai Zhong Aihua! I'm just joking with you, I'm not really angry Bar?"

Ah Ci finished the massage, put away the medicinal wine, climbed onto the bed, and said seriously to Ah Chu, "I haven't eaten anyone's vinegar!"

"Yes! We Ah Ci are never jealous, we hate sour smell the most, right?" Ah Chu said in a coaxing tone.

"Really! Brother, as long as you are happy, no matter who you want to be with, I will not restrain you. This is what we agreed from the beginning, and I haven't changed my mind." A Ci looked into the eyes of the elder brother and said, " But don't love anyone but yourself."

Ah Chu raised his eyebrows: "Is it okay to love you?"

"Well, I might hurt you too." He lowered his head, pulled the quilt for Ah Chu, and covered the bruises on his abdomen, "Don't waste your romance on anyone. You also said that giving is Love is a compulsory course, so just fail the class and repeat the grade...Only if you don’t love anyone, you won’t be disappointed or hurt.”

"Stupid boy..." Ah Chu put his arms around him and remained silent for a while.After a while, he said, "Ah Ci, I want to do it."

"Forget it, don't touch the wound again." Ah Ci has never been stingy in matters of love, but today's elder brother's situation is really difficult.

"It's okay to change the position." Ah Chu patted him on the shoulder, "Listen to what Big Brother said, you sit up..."