[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

Ah Ci was thin-skinned. To him, that sort of thing was impossible to talk about, but it was done.

Ah Chu asked him if he was still in pain, and if he needed to take medicine, but the topic was changed.After several times like this, Ah Chu stopped asking and closed the door to check directly...Of course, under such circumstances, fire accidents are common.So the affair that happened while drunk was put on the table, and it always happened in a sober state.

Aji has no objection to this.Just like what he said to his elder brother that night, he kept reminding himself: Sirs, this is a normal need, nothing to do... and gradually formed a habit, after finishing things, always have an after-event cigarette to buffer emotions, which is kind of bearish The chicness of the world.

In many film and television dramas, cigarettes are often the exclusive supplies of scumbags, and they often have cigarettes in their mouths after they have a good time, and they don't recognize people when they lift their pants.So Ah Chu has always been quite critical of this cigarette, but Ah Ci has long said "I want to smoke, the same reason you want to do it", which is not a tactful expression "If you want me not to smoke, you don't Do it!" attitude, he will really have nothing to do with this bad habit for a while, and can only criticize the image of a scumbag: "You are really a standard four-no man! Don't promise, don't take the initiative, don't refuse, and don't take responsibility!"

Ah Ci smoked a cigarette, and said a cruel sentence that broke new ground: "You are not pregnant, what am I responsible for?"

"Sigh, pregnancy is beyond my ability." Ah Chu made a thoughtful expression, then leaned over and said, "But work harder, maybe I can do it a few more times, of course, I still need your cooperation... "

Ah Ci looked at Ah Chu's serious look, his eyelids twitched—is this the little white rabbit he knew back then?How many times have you worked hard?Plow your sister!Of course, we don't have a sister...maybe we can get pregnant!How can a man get pregnant?Such unscientific words can come out of a doctor's mouth!Ah Ci had a headache and said, "Brother, where's your integrity?"

"What is integrity?" Ah Chu took this opportunity to pounce on his younger brother, euphemistically saying "grasp hard work and try to get pregnant", but in fact he was doing the act of turning that after-event smoke into pre-event smoke.

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Ah Ci also felt that he had indulged Ah Chu too much.But the eldest brother is a patient, and he doesn't know the specific condition yet.As far as the current situation is concerned, a moment of unhappiness can lead to illness.So as long as there is no big disagreement, Ah Ci will try his best to follow his wishes.

But following him still made people sweat.For example, after the passion, when Ah Chu was panting and lying on the bed weakly, Ah Ci always worried that he would suddenly be out of breath.If you have first aid medicine on hand, there may be multiple guarantees.Unfortunately, Ah Chu hid the medicine box, and Ah Si refused to help steal it, and he wanted to steal it even if he didn’t know where to steal it—Liu Ah Si only said that he had seen it in a drawer in the office. It didn't say whether it was the office of the Yang Group or the office of the new company.

The investigation on the eldest brother's condition has come to an impasse, but when Ah Ci is almost hopeless, there is a sudden turning point.

This matter starts with the physical examination of all staff arranged by the branch office.

The Municipal Bureau requires each branch to organize all the civilian police to conduct medical examinations at nearby hospitals within the prescribed time limit every year.Of course, there was only one hospital near Aci's branch, and that was Chunhe Hospital.

On the day of the physical examination, everyone was hungry and wanted to rush to the hospital as soon as possible to finish all the inspections so that they could have breakfast.

Ah Ci was an exception. He changed from his previous vigorous and vigorous style, drank water and ran to the toilet for a while, and finally dragged to the limit of Liu Yunpu's patience, leaving him to go to Chunhe Hospital first.

By the time Ah Ci walked leisurely into the hospital, most of his colleagues had finished their examinations.

When checking the electrocardiogram, the middle-aged doctor saw the mark on his chest and joked: "Young man, my girlfriend is very enthusiastic!"

Ah Ci twitched the corners of his mouth, isn't talking about this intentional to irritate people?If you encounter a poor psychological quality, you may be able to check out the abnormal heart rate.Fortunately, his psychological quality is not bad. Thinking of this, Ah Ci is a little proud.

Immediately afterwards, I ran into a serious surgeon, put on gloves and waited for him to take off his pants for a digital anal examination.

Ah Ci said blankly, "Don't look into this."

The doctor began to reason: "Anal examination is very important, it can find out whether you have hemorrhoids or even rectal cancer..."

Ah Ci said with a dark face, "Then you can just write about hemorrhoids! It saves you trouble, and saves me too."

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Ah Ci felt that his physical examination was the same as going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. He encountered all kinds of monsters and ghosts, and after going through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, he finally made it to the end.After the physical examination, he received a hot hamburger and ate it while walking, when he ran into Tathagata at the gate... Oh, no, it was Xia Yuechun.

When Xia Yuechun saw him, he waved his hands enthusiastically and smiled happily.

Ah Ci continued to bite the hamburger, and when he approached, he said lightly: "You have misunderstood the person."

Xia Yuechun smiled and said: "Well, you have lived here twice, how could I admit my mistake?"

"You had that expression just now, as if you saw my brother." Ah Ci still had an expression of "I don't know you well".I just finished dealing with monsters from all walks of life, so I really don't have the heart to fight this one.After eating the hamburger, he piled up the bags and threw them into the trash can, "I still have things to do, let's go first..."

"Speaking of Ah Chu, I'm really worried." Xia Yuechun hid his smile, pushed his glasses, and said, "I also felt uneasy when you talked about his illness last time, so I observed it carefully for a while and found that There is a problem."

Ah Ci raised his eyebrows: "Really? Didn't you tell me confidently 'follow him and you won't get sick'?"

"I was just joking, and I didn't pay attention to it at the time. But I found this in his office two days ago..." Xia Yuechun reached into his pocket, took out a small medicine box, and handed it to Ah Ci.

Ah Ci recognized this medicine box, it was the one that Ah Chu asked Ah Si to fetch when Ah Chu fell ill last time.It's really hard to find a place to go through iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get it.He opened the medicine box, observed the pills inside, and they were the same as what he saw last time, and asked, "What kind of medicine is this?"

"I don't know." After Xia Yuechun finished speaking, seeing Ah Ci's expression of disbelief, he spread his hands and said, "I am the dean, not the director of a pharmaceutical factory. How can I identify each drug by its appearance?"

Ah Ci closed the medicine box and asked again: "Why did you give this to me? You should know that he deliberately kept it from me."

Xia Yuechun looked solemn: "I just want to care about my old classmate, I hope you can find out what happened to him."

Ah Ci sneered: "I think it's because of the two bottles of Jiannanchun? Since we decided not to keep it a secret for him, why don't you tell us about your illness? Why don't you go around and let me investigate it myself?"

"How is it possible? You think too much! Those two bottles of wine taste good, I like it very much." Xia Yuechun said sincerely, "I really care about him! After you find out about his condition, don't forget to tell me... …Remember to persuade him when you go back, don’t give up the treatment!”

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After Ah Ci returned to the unit, he directly handed the pill box to Xiao Wu in the technical team and asked him to test the ingredients.

Seeing his serious expression, Xiao Wu thought it was some important evidence collected from a certain suspect, and immediately began to analyze the ingredients.The result was quite unexpected.

"The main ingredients include calcium carbonate, magnesium oxide, zinc citrate, and maybe a small amount of manganese." Xiao Wu finally finished the task before leaving get off work, and sighed, "Oh, it's been a waste of work!"

"Why?" Ah Ci frowned, these elements were quite familiar, but he couldn't remember where he heard them.

"It should be calcium magnesium tablets." Xiao Wu moved the notebook in front of Ah Ci, and showed him the information he had found.

Ah Ci stared at the introduction on the webpage, and was speechless for a long time—the calcium and magnesium tablets are suitable for people: prone to cramps, prone to colds, prone to fatigue, growing teenagers, pregnant women, breastfeeding women, the elderly...

Xiao Wu was still sighing: "Brother Yang, I thought that what you tested was at least a poison for murder, murder, and profiteering. Who knew it was a health medicine!"

The three words "health medicine" deeply stimulated Ah Ci, he gritted his teeth and cursed "bastard". Of course, it is unknown who this bastard refers to.Comrade Xiao Wu only saw Yang Muci's sullen face, and his whole body seemed to exude evil spirits.

In fact, Ah Ci himself was not sure who exactly this "bastard" was cursing.But it is either Yang Muchu or Xia Yuechun who should "take this honor".Among these two guys, at least one of them plotted against him—maybe it was Ah Chu who moaned without illness and deliberately made him worry, so as to achieve the purpose of discipline in a disguised form.It may also be that Xia Yuechun replaced the first-aid medicine with similar-looking calcium-magnesium tablets, so Bu Yizhen wronged Ah Chu, and his motive was probably to settle the old account of the two bottles of Jiannanchun.Of course, the highest possibility is that the two of them have their own ghosts, and they are both playing tricks to varying degrees.

He had to find out the truth by himself, so Ah Ci decided to have a good chat with his elder brother first.

The plan has been drawn up, and the process is very simple - take out the medicine box, say that the ingredients have been tested, and then judge its credibility based on Ah Chu's reaction.Suppose there was a first aid medicine in the medicine box, but it was dropped by Xia Yuechun, Ah Chu didn't know it, and would definitely forgive him as before, saying something like "don't worry, my illness is under control".But if this guy is not sick at all, but just taking health care medicine to fool him, seeing the "evidence" in his hands at this time, he will inevitably say good things to beg for mercy in embarrassment.

In line with the principle of "not wronging a good person and not letting a bad person go", Ah Ci did not make complaints other than "bastard".With the medicine box in his arms, he walked out of the branch compound.

However, plans always fail to keep up with changes.Liu Asi was the only one waiting at the door.Apparently, Ah Chu was too busy to leave home again, and I'm afraid he won't come back too early tonight.Ah Ci patiently got into the car and went home without calling his brother—in order to achieve the best effect of the temptation, he must not reveal his emotions.If Ah Chu is aware of it and strengthens his precautions, he will not be able to ask the truth.

When Ah Chu came back, it was past twelve o'clock.People are so drunk that they have reached the state of "I won't go when the wall goes away".

In view of the guy's previous record of pretending to be drunk, Ah Ci half-carried him back to the bedroom.Then I found that the elder brother was really drunk this time - this guy didn't play hooligans at all today, if he was pretending to be drunk, it would be too unscientific!

Drunk well!Ah Ci thought to himself, everyone said that he uttered the truth after drinking, and only then could he ask the most truthful content!He asked Ah Chu to sit on the head of the bed, then took out the medicine box and shook it: "Brother, is this your medicine?"

"Ah?" Ah Chu closed his eyes, frowned and hiccupped.

"Look, is it your medicine?"

Ah Chu struggled to open his eyes, stared at the medicine box for a while, and was about to speak, when he suddenly covered his mouth with his hands, and bowed his body to moan.

Ah Ci understood immediately, dropped the medicine box, and carried him into the bathroom.As expected, Ah Chu hugged the toilet and confessed all the lobsters and sea cucumbers he ate at night.Ah Ci endured the smell of vomiting, and patted him on the back: "Are you still throwing up? Rinse your mouth?"

Ah Chu shook his hand and continued to retch into the toilet.

After a lot of tossing, he finally emptied the delicacies in his stomach, and Ah Chu leaned against the wall and sat on the ground exhausted.Ah Ci handed him a cup of water to rinse his mouth, and then moistened a towel to help him wipe his face and hands clean.

Ah Chu looked at the filth in the toilet, wiped his mouth, and said aggrievedly: "I seem to be pregnant...you have to take responsibility!"

For a moment, Ah Ci felt that the nerve in his brain that maintained his rationality was completely broken. He threw the towel on the ground, stood up, looked down at Ah Chu and said, "Okay! I'm in charge! I'll take you now Go to Chunhe Hospital, go to the gynecological emergency department, and take a B-ultrasound! If today's photo shows that you are not pregnant, I will do it until you are pregnant!"

Ah Chu was indeed very drunk, and he laughed unabashedly, and said something very courteous: "You, can you do it?"

Ah Ci stopped talking nonsense and responded with practical actions.He carried Ah Chu back to the bedroom, threw him on the bed, and then rudely tore off his underwear.A few buttons snapped to the ground, making a slight sound, as if he was sighing silently because he foresaw the tragic fate of his master.Ah Ci clasped his brother's hands behind his back, and then pressed his right elbow on the opponent's shoulder, as usual when arresting suspects, his movements were crisp and neat without delay.Ah Chu immediately yelled in pain: "It hurts!"

Ah Ci suddenly let go and jumped up from the bed.He was dazed, feeling like a bullying villain.The sense of social responsibility and mission kept whipping him, and the scene of Ah Chu transfusing him with blood in the dream, as well as the face of loving Zhong Aihua flashed through his mind chaotically.

Why?Why would you do such a bad thing?Ah Ci shook his head, unknowingly took a few steps back, and inadvertently glanced at the medicine box he threw on the bedside table.I remember that on the day when Ah Chu had an attack, Ah Si was asked to get the medicine from the drawer of the bedside table.Shouldn't first aid medicine be carried with you?Why put it in the bedroom?

Calcium magnesium tablets are suitable for people who are prone to fatigue, growing teenagers, pregnant women, breastfeeding women...

The answer was ready to come out, Ah Ci said in a deep voice, "Let me ask you one last question, is this medicine from Yashu?"

Ah Chu didn't listen at all, straightened up on the bed, turned over to make himself more comfortable.

"I'm so worried about you, but you treat me like an idiot!" Ah Ci kicked off the buttons at his feet, turned and walked downstairs, and formally checked into the guest room.

This stay is a whole year.