[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

On the way home, Ah Si was driving the car, and the Yang brothers in the back seat were all drunk, and they sat together lazily.

"Is your throat still uncomfortable?" Ah Chu rubbed his cheek against his younger brother's forehead.

"Do you still remember this?" Ah Ci yawned, "I thought you were busy calculating tonight's account entry."

"Am I such a money fanatic?" Ah Chu paused, as if realizing that empty talk is not convincing, and explained, "Collecting people's money is just to make fun. If I had known that Gu Xichao wanted to embarrass you, I wouldn't have... You too, why are you so honest? If Gu Xichao and I talk poorly, maybe we can push it away."

"He has put so much thought into it, and he specially asked Zhui Ming to transfer it. Can he give up because of your few words?"

"If I can't push it away, I should drink it, but you blocked it for me..." Ah Chu recalled that scene, feeling as if his heart was being grabbed, and couldn't help regretting why he didn't drink before Ah Ci, "'Sour, sweet, bitter and spicy', just listening to it makes me feel choked."

"Haven't you ever drank?" Ah Ci raised his eyes, saw his eldest brother shaking his head, and asked again, "Didn't you drink the wine last time?"

"... Last time I didn't invite Gu Xichao to make love like this." Ah Chu was afraid that Ah Ci would be upset, so he didn't talk about the details of the wedding with Ya Shu, "I really haven't drank it, do you have a special voice? ?”

"Want to know what it smells like? It's easy." Ah Ci hooked his brother's neck with one hand, raised his head and kissed him.

Ah Chu has been attacked too many times these days, and his reaction speed has improved significantly.He hugged Ah Ci's back, closed his eyes and indulged in a deep kiss, half drunk and half awake.

Liu Ahsi is also used to this scene, he puts his eyes aside and doesn't pay attention to the rearview mirror, humming Adu's song in his heart while driving as if nothing happened - I should be under the car, not in the car Here, see how sweet you are.

When Ah Chu arrived home, the children were already asleep.The two brothers exchanged glances, and both laughed wickedly.

Uncle Niu brought them two glasses of lemon pear juice to hangover.Ah Ci took a sip and found it sour, added two tablespoons of honey, then turned to ask his brother if he needed it.

"No need, I'm fine with drinking." Ah Chu shook his head, and sighed again, "You're so picky, but just now you snatched those two big cups of sour and bitter things to drink."

"Don't worry about that." Ah Ci scratched his hair and decided to confess, "Actually, the so-called 'sour, sweet, bitter, spicy' is just brown sugar water. I sent Zhui Ming a WeChat message in advance and asked him to darken the color. You can confuse the real with the fake."

"Really? Then you rubbed your throat all the time just now, all for acting?"

"It's not all acting, it's too much sugar, I just exaggerated a little bit. If you don't pretend to be decent, it's easy to pass through, and it will be difficult to chase your life when the time comes."

Ah Chu asked half-believingly, "How did you guess that Gu Xichao wanted Zhui Ming to transfer things?"

"I didn't guess it, I observed it. At that time, you were playing with Xia Yuechun's mobile phone. I saw Zhui Ming and Gu Xichao muttering something, and then Zhui Ming slipped out quietly. I sent him a WeChat message to ask about the situation, and he It's all recruited."

"He dares to disobey Gu Xichao and obey your orders?"

"It's not about directing, it's about helping him with ideas. Gu Xichao is creating problems for him, and I have provided the best solution. There is no need to publicly disobey Gu Xichao, and it will not offend me." Ah Ci said a little proudly.

"But the risk factor is still very high. This kid often makes mistakes. Are you sure everything will go according to your arrangement? If he retreats and chooses to listen to Gu Xichao, you are too passive."

"No. I have clearly told him that if what I drink tastes weird, I must spray it all on his brother."

Ah Chu couldn't help laughing: "You are not being honest anymore."

"Close to ink is black." Ah Ci raised his eyebrows, and said, "It can be seen that chasing life is still very reliable. Don't persuade me to deal with him less in the future."

"In this matter, Gu Xichao is still unreliable." After the ring-breaking incident, Ah Chu refused to give Zhuiming any praise.He thought for a while, then asked again, "You're not lying to make me feel at ease, are you? You really didn't drink that mess?"

"Really! If you don't believe me, read the WeChat records." Ah Ci flipped the chat records to his brother.

Ah Chu finally felt relieved after reading it, hugged Ah Ci excitedly, kissed him hard on the face, and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier? I really thought you drank chili vinegar juice, and you were upset for a long time." Come on."

"In front of Gu Xichao, I have to do all the tricks. There is Ah Si on the way back. If he hears it and tells Xia Yuechun, it will easily cause problems. I can't put the pursuit of life in it."

"You know how to be loyal to Zhui Ming. I don't know how worried I am about you." Ah Chu glared at him, and asked, "You said this mental damage fee, how should I charge it?"

"You make a price. Anyway, your money is my money. Take it out of your left pocket and stuff it into your right pocket." Ah Ci worked for his brother for a while, but he didn't learn anything else. Refined.

Ah Chu pinched his younger brother's cheek with a smirk, and said, "Don't mention money, of course love debts must be paid with flesh."

……

In the early morning, as soon as Ah Ci opened his eyes, he was entangled by Ah Chu to clean up from scratch.

"You reacted very quickly yesterday, didn't you pretend to be honest and responsible?" Ah Chu asked with his chin in his hands, narrowing his eyes, "I was thinking, how many times have you played tricks on me? "

"I'm an outsider, so I don't dare to be clever with you." Ah Ci looked wronged.

"You'd better tell the truth, otherwise you'll have to pay." Ah Chu smiled harmlessly.

"It's early in the morning, don't...let me think about it." Ah Ci thought for a while, and decided to blow up a harmless story, "Xia Yuechun had a USB drive that I deleted, and he wanted me to regret it, so he said that there was you in it." I tried to recover the data later, but I didn’t find what he said—he lied to me, so I’m not going to return the USB drive.”

"No wonder he always blackmails you, saying 'A man who quits smoking is cruel to himself, let alone others.'" Ah Chu smiled, and gently drew circles on his chest with his fingers, and asked again, "And Anything else to confess?"

Ah Ci gasped, and hurriedly said: "There is one more! Actually... Actually, I don't have so many keys, but I can pick locks. I learned from a thief I caught before. But I only picked it once, because you don't feel comfortable." That time, I pried open the bathroom."

"Really?" Ah Chu licked his Adam's apple.

"Uh... also, and! You even pried through the door of your office." Ah Ci felt the hairs all over his body stand on end, and said anxiously, "I've explained everything, why don't you stop?"

"It was meant to tease you, but now... I can't stop." Ah Chu said hoarsely.

Ah Ci said helplessly: "But I should send Ai Zhong Aihua to the Children's Palace!"

"It's not the class, so it doesn't matter if you're late for a while."

"I didn't say the class was important... I was just afraid that they would suddenly rush in to disrupt the situation halfway through." Ah Ci said awkwardly.

"Don't worry, I've locked the door!" Seeing that his younger brother didn't speak again, Ah Chu began to enjoy "breakfast" contentedly.

……

After the incident, Ah Ci hurriedly wiped his body with a tissue, and looked at his watch while putting on his clothes: "It's too late to take a shower, it's been too late, I have to send them there quickly, otherwise the teacher will be counting on the children..."

Ah Chu handed the coat to him, and suddenly asked, "Ai Zhong and Aihua and I fell into the sea at the same time, who do you save first?"

"What the hell kind of problem is this? You are father and son, don't get caught up in the problem of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law." Ah Ci put on his coat, ran out without bothering to button it, but was grabbed by Ah Chu's arm.

"You only need to answer a name, and it doesn't take two seconds before and after."

"Save you first!" Ah Ci finished without hesitation, and then complained, "They don't need me to save them, you are the only landlubber in our family." Seeing that Ah Chu still refused to let go, he frowned and said, "Do you still want to save me?" What are you asking?"

"The collar has to stand up, or it won't be able to cover it up." Ah Chu straightened his collar to cover the traces of Huan Ai.Seeing Ah Ci's shy face, it is even more difficult to part.In the end, he let him go helplessly, and said negatively, "When Ai Zhong Aihua grows older, I will definitely let them go to boarding school."

Ah Ci rolled his eyes and said, "I didn't realize until today, what kind of heart my father sent me to boarding school back then!"