[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

Not long after He Yashu left, his father called Ah Chu to the study.

Ah Ci was in his own room, although he couldn't hear their conversation, he could still make a rough guess.The matter of birthday noodles is a bit outrageously eccentric, and the old man still has to smooth the little white rabbit.

Two days later, the old man wandered into Ah Ci's room, calling it a single talk, but in fact he closed the door and smoked.In order to cope with spot checks, Ah Ci opened the window to get some air, but accidentally discovered that there was an Audi A4 in the yard that hadn't had time to be licensed, and finally understood what the compensation for Ah Chu's birthday was.Can't help but run on the old man: "How much is my bowl of noodles? Do you still need me to say that you are partial?"

"Didn't you tell me? It's not easy for your eldest brother to live with his stepfather for more than ten years. It's his first birthday after returning to China." The old man gave Ah Ci a sideways look, "You really sound like you're singing , If you say change the tone, change the tone."

"It's true that I told you to favor him, but it's not so disparate, right? Even if I eat a bowl of beef noodles a day, until I'm 100 years old, I won't be able to eat a car's worth of it!" Ah Ci quarrels rarely win Ah Chu, but I have never lost against my dad.

"Don't be so stinky! Didn't I buy your Wrangler for you?" The old man looked at the cars in the yard and couldn't help but sigh, "Look, your brother's car is parked next to yours, it's quite short A head."

A look at it, it is indeed.Ah Chu's "little car" is lying next to his big jeep, just like a puppy lying next to a tiger!He snorted and continued to hurt the old man: "Boss Yang, are you stingy again? You don't need to spend any money to please your son!"

"You old man, am I a cheapskate? I want to buy him a jeep, but he insists on it. He said that he just changed his domestic driver's license, and it will take a while to get used to it. I feel bad for a good car, so I insist on buying one under 10! 35 for a car, he still thinks it’s too expensive, so he’s blushing and neck-deep in arguing with me. I don’t care about his trick at all, so I bought the car back.”

"Are you sure that 10 doesn't refer to pounds?" Ah Ci smacked his lips, "Isn't he so stingy? He's poor?"

"Hey, for so many years abroad, no matter whether you are poor or rich, you have to live under the fence of others! When I think of this, I...you can understand this feeling? So don't keep comparing yourself with your brother in material things..."

"Stop! I'm just teasing you casually, how can I really mean it?" Ah Ci smelled the smell of smoke in the room, and closed the window.

……

Ah Ci is recuperating at home for a while, and Ya Shu comes here quite frequently.

Every time Ah Chu was at home, Ah Ci was very nervous—I hope that Ah Chu had forgotten the phrase "Ayi Xidai Road", otherwise it would be difficult to explain such a sentence to Yashu on a whim.

Fortunately, Ah Chu never used this word to Yashu, but she said it to him.

Ah Ci was pushing the electric razor to rub his face that day, Ah Chu helped him take his breakfast upstairs, and suddenly said "Auntie washes the railway".

Ah Ci was stunned for a second before realizing what he was saying.Then he froze for another two seconds before realizing that there was nothing explosive in his distorted sentence.He turned off the razor and corrected it: "It's 'Ayside Road'." After he finished speaking, he regretted it, why bother to teach it again?Are you afraid that he forgot to tell Yashu?

Ah Chu studied the standard pronunciation carefully, and then repeated it.

"Then what..." Ah Ci felt that he needed to explain clearly to him, but he couldn't grasp the words well, and accidentally deviated from the topic, "Brother, no boy wants to be praised as beautiful."

Ah Chu suddenly realized: "Pretty and handsome are not interchangeable in Japanese? I can only say this to women?"

"No." Ah Ci rubbed his head and confessed straightforwardly, "Actually, the meaning of this sentence is not 'you are beautiful', but 'I love you'."

Ah Chu was surprised: "No way! Why did you start fooling me?"

Ah Ci's face was a little unnatural: "It's not a fool... It's just that the explanation is a little subtle."

"Yo, are you still shy?" Ah Chu firmly caught the eyes cast by his younger brother, and asked again, "Do you love Yashu?"

"It has nothing to do with love or not... Yashu always made me cry when I was a child, and she cried loudly, as if I had made a big mistake. She told me at that time that as long as I said I loved her, I would be considered a god." Big mistakes can save face. So this sentence is just a code for the two of us, it has nothing to do with love...it should be said to be a habit of getting along."

"She is very smart, and habits are often more stable than feelings." Ah Chu thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "But she is still not smart enough. Because if you tell a lie a hundred times, it will not become true."

Ah Ci shrugged: "Actually, she doesn't like me either, but she was brainwashed by those elders who were betrothed to her."

"If she really likes you, would you consider it?"

"No." Ah Ci said without hesitation, "I remember telling you that she is not my ideal type, and I only regard her as my younger sister."

Ah Chu nodded, but didn't answer.

Ah Ci narrowed his eyes and looked at him: "Why don't you ask me what my ideal type is?"

"I remember you said, it's just like me, right?" Ah Chu winked at him mischievously.

Ah Ci was amused by him: "That's right! It's really like you, you can go out of the living room and into the kitchen. If you can not be obsessed with forcing people to quit smoking, it will be even more perfect!"

"Perfection is a state. I admire perfect people, but I don't force myself." Ah Chu said with a smile, implying that he intends to carry out the anti-smoking campaign to the end.

……

While Ah Ci was recuperating at home, the criminal investigation team was still very busy.Liu Yunpu often made complaints on the phone, bluntly saying that he was doing eight jobs now, and was almost driven crazy by Li Qinhong.Ah Ci twitched the corners of his lips, expressing great sympathy for what happened to him, and then expressing with great regret that there was nothing he could do to help.

But he was under the supervision of Lao Yang and Xiao Yang all day long at home, not to mention smoking and drinking, he was nervous going down the stairs for a long time... He was so tired that he also thought of going back to work.So Director Du made a statement when he called to express his condolences, and went back to work on Monday.

On Monday morning, he put on his windbreaker, shook his car keys and walked towards the door, but his father stopped him: "It's so early, why are you going?"

"Dad, I'm fine with my injury. It's hard to justify not going to work."

"I can't hold you back after the injury is over, right?" The old man walked to the door, looked at Ah Ci face to face, picked up a long umbrella, and dusted it on his hand, "You have two choices: either now Go back to the house and stay in bed to recuperate, or I will beat you until you have to continue to recuperate!"

Ah Ci's eyes widened: "What do you mean? I'm going to work, not to cause trouble!"

"It's more dangerous for you to go to class than to cause trouble!" Lao Yang put his umbrella horizontally, as if he was a man in charge, "Anyway, you are not allowed to go!"

"Are you being reasonable?" Ah Ci frowned, and continued patiently, "I promised Director Du that I will return to the team today."

Who would have thought that the old man stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the phone number of Director Du, and I'll tell him!"

Of course Ah Ci couldn't give out the leader's phone number, so he could only rely on force to try to break through his father's line of defense. Anyway, getting out of this door is a victory!Unexpectedly, Father Yang was really angry, blocking the door like a mountain, and at the same time mercilessly whipped his little son with an umbrella: "It's not worrying! I see you run out again! Do you want to run away?" !Run or not!"

After being hit twice, Ah Ci realized that the old man was not just playing tricks and embroidering his legs for a show!The umbrella greeted him, and the umbrella frames collided with each other and immediately made the sound of falling apart.He quickly grabbed the umbrella, and from the perspective of the capitalist Lao Yang Aicai, he persuaded: "Don't open it! If you open the umbrella again, it will break!"

Lao Yang tugged at him twice, but he didn't move the umbrella, so he let go and gave him the umbrella.

Ah Ci breathed a sigh of relief, and found that the umbrella pole was bent, and he didn't know if it could still be used.I just put the umbrella back on the shelf, and when I turned around, I found that the old man took out a baseball bat out of nowhere, and made a pose for him to hit the ball...

Who is so wicked to throw this thing at the door!Ah Ci cursed secretly, and said bravely, "This is made of solid wood!"

The old man answered faster: "Yes! Stronger than an umbrella!"

Ah Ci sighed: "Father! Am I your biological child?"

"Nonsense!" The old man held the baseball bat in his hand and did not relax, "Don't worry, I've beaten you to a cripple, and I'll support you for the rest of my life!"

"Don't be impulsive!" Ah Ci suddenly discovered that his father who had lived with him for more than 20 years turned out to be a dangerous person, and it would be safer to grab the baseball bat first.After all, he was young and strong, and he snatched the "weapon of destruction" in a few strokes.

Panting heavily, the old man grabbed the poor umbrella from the shelf again and swung it at him.Ah Ci held a baseball bat to resist, only defending but not attacking, secretly sighed that his father's swordsmanship was self-contained, there was no routine to talk about, it was really difficult to deal with...

There was a lot of noise between the two of them, Ah Chu and the cook at home, Master Niu, rushed over to stop the fight.

Ah Chu held back his father, and said anxiously: "Stop beating! If you have something to say, he is just right, but what if he breaks it again?"

The old man was still angry, his face turned pale and he struggled: "I'll be the one who breaks it! Can you still point to the police station to protect him until he retires?"

Ah Ci was also dragged into the house by Master Niu, and his temper was a bit aggressive: "Uncle Niu, it is obvious that he hit me in this situation! Why are you pulling me!"

Master Niu persuaded him kindly: "The old man is angry, you should avoid the limelight first, and discuss it with him after his anger subsides."

Ah Ci stubbornly said: "I want to avoid the limelight, but he blocks the door and won't let me go out, what can I do!"

"Yang Muci!" The father seldom yelled at his son by name like this, and he was obviously extremely angry, "If you dare to go out through this door today, I will sever ties with you!"

Ah Ci had never seen the old man so angry, and knowing that now was not the time to reason, he suppressed his anger and did not continue to contradict him.

Ah Chu hugged his father who might run away at any moment, and winked at Ah Ci: "Go back to your room first."

Ah Ci didn't respond, turned his head and jumped up the stairs two steps at a time, and slammed the door shut after entering the room.

The bedroom door slammed loudly, which made Ah Ci feel that his anger had vented a little bit.At the same time, it also reminded him of how the baseball bat magically appeared at the gate. A while ago, the law and order were not good, so he asked the old man to put the bat at the gate in order to deal with the unexpected situation of robbers entering and robbing the house. Unexpectedly, the old man I really did it... self-inflicted!The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became. He didn't understand how the old man could be like this. Yesterday he was still acting like a cute and loving father, but today he turned green when he turned his back on him!

Fortunately, when Ah Ci was upset, he never beat the wall with his hands or kicked the door panel with his feet, because there was no need to make things difficult for him.He would just walk from the door to the window with his hands on his hips, walk from the window back to the door, and then continue to stroll towards the window.

After going back and forth several times, he leaned against the window and stopped, looking at the flowers downstairs, he had a plan in mind.

Going out through the door will sever the father-son relationship?Then go through the window instead!

Of course, he admits that he is a mortal, not a superhuman.Flying straight out like this, the chances of a perfect landing are low.If the purpose is not to seek death, only a fool will jump out of the window.After admiring his own reason and decisiveness in his heart, he pulled out a few sheets from the cabinet, tied them together, tied one end to the window frame, pulled it again to make sure it was stable, and then straightened the other end. When I went out the window, I could see that it didn't reach the grass. It looked like it was tens of centimeters away, but it was just enough.

After the preparations were completed, he took off his driving coat, rolled up his sleeves, and jumped neatly onto the window sill.Just as he was stepping out the window, there was an untimely knock on the door—obviously, if he didn't run, he couldn't escape!Thinking of this, Ah Ci picked up the speed and moved out by the window sill.He found a foothold, and when he was about to jump off, the door was pushed open.Instinctively looking back, he saw Ah Chu's panicked expression.

"Come back quickly!" Ah Chu rushed to the window in three steps at a time, grabbing his arm.

"Don't yell!" Ah Ci hesitated for a moment, and decided to crawl back first - if Ah Chu called the old man over and added a sentence of "climbing the window also breaks the relationship", he would be in vain.When crawling back, I emphasized to Ah Chu again, "Keep your voice down..."

Ah Chu kept a close eye on him, and didn't dare to let go of the hand that was holding him. Only when he saw him safely back in the room did he heave a sigh of relief, ready to start persuading him: "You're such an old man, you..."

"Shh!" Ah Ci gesticulated with his index finger on his lips, walked around him and closed the door tightly.

Ah Chu sat down on the bed, patted the mattress and said, "It's really you! It's the first time I saw a bed sheet used like this!"

Ah Ci sat next to him by the bed: "This is the common sense of self-rescue in fire!"

"Of course I know! But it's not a fire now, and I'm not sure if the sheets are strong or not. There's no need to risk your life, right?"

"I don't want to do this either. But he has let go, how can I go out through the door?"

Ah Chu thought for a while, then asked again: "Do I have to go to work today? Can't I ask for leave?"

"I've been asking you for a long time." Ah Ci bumped him with his elbow, "If you're a brother, just pretend not to know, okay?"

"No way!" Ah Chu raised his legs and walked towards the door, fearing that something might happen to him again, he said, "Wait, I'll find a stronger rope."

Ah Ci understood immediately, and shoved the sheets into the cabinet: "Justice! Even if you continue to force people to quit smoking, it will not destroy your perfection!"

"Stop flattering!" Ah Chu said as he walked, "I'm looking for a rope to tie you up! Don't even think about going anywhere!"

Ah Ci didn't believe his trick at all, so he snorted softly and said, "Then try! Let's see who binds whom in the end!"