[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!
Chapter 1 The British White Rabbit
In this age of fighting for his father, Yang Muci is undoubtedly lucky. His father is a very powerful boss.
Of course, things are divided into two, and his misfortune also comes from the various oppressions of the "capitalist Lao Yang".
Being thrown into a boarding school since childhood—well, boys really shouldn't be too spoiled, and it's good to learn to be independent early.But every weekend when I go home, all I see when I open the door are aunts I don’t know, so it doesn’t make sense!As a son of man, you shouldn't make demands on your father in terms of private life, but this must be close!Can you find a suitable long-term relationship?Don't rotate like a model catwalk!He almost suspected that he had a face recognition obstacle.
Yang Muci couldn't sit still anymore, from flirting to complaining, and from persuading to running away, he couldn't change the frequency of the old man changing mistresses.He finally recognized the reality and went to Waseda, Japan to study at university, trying to keep his eyes clean.
However, he often has an urge to take revenge on society.
After graduating and returning to China, the opportunity for this newspaper has finally come!
When the old man was smoking a cigarette, holding his graduation certificate from the Department of Financial Management with satisfaction, he talked with him about the company's future plans.He said decisively: "I only have two words: I have no idea!"
The old man immediately became upset: "What do you mean you have no idea? Besides, these are three words!"
"Really?" Ah Ci scratched his head with a confused expression.
"Don't play tricks on me! You can't count 123, how did you get your college diploma?"
"What's so difficult about it? I have a classmate who is very good at mathematics, so I asked him to make up the exam for me. After the matter is over, I will give him a sum of money... I don't remember the exact amount. Anyway, I can graduate, and I don't need the small money. You care, right?" Ah Ci proudly pointed to the graduation certificate in his father's hand.
Many years later, he still remembered his father's dumbfounded look that day, as if he was frozen by his words.
In fact, Ah Ci was very sensitive to numbers when he was a child.But because I often pretended not to know how to count in front of my father, I gradually formed a habit.Later, when there was no need to pretend to be stupid, there were also sequelae. As long as it was related to numbers, it was said by intuition, and the error rate was as high as 99%.
However, this is just an innocuous little problem. More importantly, this little problem helped him close a boring and boring door, and gave him the opportunity to go over that wonderful little wall.
Now, let's go back to the era of fighting for fathers.Yang Muci's father, the avenue of flowers and brocades paved for him, suddenly became barren - how can a person who does not know how to count lead a team to create wealth?If you don't ruin your family fortune, you will be Amitabha!During the period when Father Yang was depressed and depressed, Ah Ci did not stop taking revenge on the society... No, it should be said to be giving back to the society now!He successfully passed the civil service examination and officially became a people's policeman with his fluent Japanese and extraordinary skills.
The old man is naturally angry!The number calculation questions in the civil service examination are not for three-year-olds, and they can pass the test, so how could it be that they are really ignorant of numbers?This is obviously playing him!
Knowing a son is like a father, the old man knows that Ah Ci is caused by rebellious psychology, and the more he is suppressed at this time, the more he resists.So he temporarily gave up the plan of letting him inherit the family business, and it is most reliable to find him a daughter-in-law who is well-matched first.Once you become a family and calm down, you will know what to do and what not to do.
The candidates were decided soon, the daughter of Heshi Enterprise and Yashu.She is a little princess who looks like a doll. Because of family friends, she and Aci made troubles at banquets when she was a child, and she often said "to be Aci's bride"... OK, that's not the point, The point is that Uncle Yang is an "extremely" smart businessman, and the combination of Yang's and He's will surely bring about a bigger market.
Yang Muci is not stupid, he can see that his father intends to match them up... Not to mention whether he has a good impression of Yashu, just analyzing this situation is enough to make people feel chilling!Marriage is not a transaction, and the parents of the two families actually sold the happiness of their children for the sake of wealth and profit!The life of the rich second representative with a bright face is not for people at all!This gave him the impetus for a second round of newspapers.
From that day on, as long as the old man made an appointment for Yashu to have dinner at home, Ah Ci would always be on duty.After coming down several times, the old man became anxious: "If you dare to hide again, don't come back at all!"
Yang Muchi nodded obediently: "Okay, I'll listen to you!" Then he picked up his luggage and rushed to the police dormitory.
In fact, life in the police station is not easy.
Although Yang Muci is only 23 years old, it is still early to talk about getting married, but he is also tall, rich and handsome. When he has no partner, he will always be missed by the wolves.Leaving aside those married elder sisters who help matchmakers, Yu Xiaojiang, the confidential secretary of the office, often comes to chat with him. Li Qinhong is a "leftover fighter" who is like a wolf and a tiger. He uses excuses such as "the tie is crooked" to "flirt" by his collar openly...
In short, during these days, Ah Ci was like a piece of tender and juicy pork belly, harassed by all the female wolves.And Liu Yunpu, the fat roommate in the dormitory, always avoids him like the plague.
Ah Ci is a straightforward person, and he felt that there is no need for elders to be twitchy like a girl, so he asked loudly, "Did I provoke you? Why are you always avoiding me?"
"Ah Ci, I didn't mean to hide from you." Liu Yunpu rubbed his hands, looking at the ground uncomfortably, "I know you're a nice person, but I already have a girlfriend... and I'm straight of."
"It's none of my business whether you're straight or not?" Ah Ci couldn't understand his logic.
"I've heard that there are so many female colleagues in the bureau who like you, but you didn't choose one to date... Everyone said that you are probably a crook... Uh, it's GAY."
Yang Muci became angry: "You are GAY! Your whole family is GAY!"
Liu Yunpu said timidly: "No, no, why are you reacting so strongly?"
To this kind of person, Ah Ci can only stare blankly.
……
For the first time, Ah Ci felt as if he was riding a tiger.Maybe it's time to avoid scandals, stay away from right and wrong, and move back home.But when he left home, he was so tense, there was no room for it, how could he go back and show his father's cold face?
One day after a month, the old father couldn't hold back anymore and called him: "Is the money still enough?"
Ah Ci still put on airs: "The wages have not been changed. The sub-bureau includes board and lodging, uniforms, laundry room, gym, KTV, reading room, I can't find a place to spend money!"
"Oh, that's good. If you're happy, you can continue to live." Lao Yang said lightly.
"Of course I'm happy! I've never been so happy!" Xiao Yang answered through gritted teeth.
The two were silent for a while, and Lao Yang sighed: "I called to tell you that your mother passed away..."
Ah Ci frowned unconsciously.When he was 6 years old, his parents divorced.According to his observations over the years, the reason for the divorce must be on the father's side, but this does not mean that the mother is a kind and innocent woman - how could she have the heart to leave her 6-year-old son behind and ignore him from now on? It's been 17 years, and he doesn't even remember what she looks like.And now, the person who brought him life has passed away, as if he never existed...
My father seemed to have aged a lot, sighed, and continued to finish the sentence: "Her last wish is to stay in England... Your brother promised me that he will return to China after the funeral next week, and you can pick him up at the airport then."
Ah Ci was still unhappy.When he is unhappy, he likes to play with his temper, no matter the big or small things, he just doesn't cooperate!So he said coldly: "How free do you think I am? Why don't you arrange for a driver to pick you up at the airport?"
"How can you arrange a driver to pick up your important relatives when they return home?"
"He is an important family member, so I picked him up, right? I came back from Japan on vacation, but the driver picked him up!"
The old man knew Ah Ci's stubborn temper, and knew that he had said the wrong thing again, so he could only comfort him: "When you were studying abroad, I was the only one in the family. I couldn't get out of the family, so I had to let the driver go."
Ah Ci snorted coldly: "Oh, then are you free next week? Wouldn't it be more sincere to meet important relatives in person?"
Lao Yang was at a loss, wiped his sweat and said, "I want to go, but Ah Chu said that you are easier to recognize, and it is not easy to go astray... Otherwise, we will go together?"
It turned out that the legendary twin brothers hand-picked him to pick him up at the airport!Then you must prepare a "meeting ceremony" to make sense!Yang Muci felt that the revenge factor in his blood was clamoring again, which made him full of energy, and he responded decisively: "I'd better go alone, you just wait at home."
……
The day Yang Muchu returned to China was a sunny day.
Ah Ci was half an hour late on purpose.After parking the car and walking towards the airport pick-up hall, he was thinking about what kind of prologue to calm down that guy.
"You are Ah Chu? You have already grown so tall!" No, it's too old-fashioned.It's better to say innocently: "Huh? Isn't the plane late?" It's even more annoying.
Plans don't always keep up with changes.When he walked into the reception hall, he was almost dumbfounded—it was too exaggerated!Girls holding sunflowers are everywhere, and reporters with microphones are mixed in. Is this a battle to welcome some big shot?
A ground attendant beside her asked suspiciously, "Young man, are you a fan too?"
"I'm not a fan, I picked up people." Ah Ci was a little anxious.The reason for being late was to show off Yang Muchu, but if he really went astray and couldn't pick up anyone, how would he explain to the old man when he got home? "Have you ever seen someone who looks like me?"
The eldest sister shook her head: "I have no impression, you should ask someone else."
Ah Ci had no choice but to search among the crowd.He inadvertently saw the man in the long windbreaker in the corner, and that man was also looking at him - it was Yang Muchu, he couldn't be mistaken.
Ah Ci couldn't help being startled, this feeling of looking at each other was quite frightening.It's as if you look in the mirror blankly, only to find that the person in the mirror is looking at you with complicated expressions, and horror movies are nothing more than that.Ah Ci looked at his other self with a tired expression and confused eyes, but he smiled lightly the moment he saw him.
What is the opening statement that you just thought of?Ah Ci cleared his throat, walked over and said as calmly as possible: "The plane is not late..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the buddy had already dropped his luggage, opened his arms, and hugged him tightly: "Ah Ci..."
The hug was tight and trembling.Perhaps because of the blood connection, Ah Ci didn't hate this hug, and even felt lucky that he didn't have to look at each other in horror.Thinking about it, Yang Muchu was only a 23-year-old young man. He had just finished his mother's funeral, and he must have felt extremely sad, but he was unable to confide in outsiders.Hugging him like this is treating him as the closest person.At this time, Ah Ci also forgot to take revenge on the society, and felt that this brother needed comfort like a weak little white rabbit, so he patted him on the back: "It's all over... go home."
Ah Chu still didn't let go of him, and didn't let go of his embrace until there was a burst of screams from the fan team.
Ah Chu glanced over there, thoughtfully: "Are all the little movie fans in China putting on such a big show when they pick up the plane?"
"I don't know, it's the first time I've met." Ah Ci shrugged and walked towards the door with his luggage.
At this point, the plan to get rid of Mawei was completely shelved—Ah Ci is a master who is strong when he encounters the strong, but he doesn't like to bully others.It would be too unreasonable to scare him after meeting such a little white rabbit brother.
Sitting in the passenger seat, Ah Chu said softly, "Mom was very peaceful when she left, and she didn't suffer anything."
Do you know how to comfort others?Ah Ci didn't care much, lit a cigarette, and let out a faint "oh".
Ah Chu obviously didn't expect him to be so indifferent, and he was silent for a long time before he said, "Have you heard of the 'Yin Sui Phenomenon'?"
Ah Ci raised his eyebrows: "What do you want to say?"
Ah Chu explained on his own: "The newly hatched animal will rely on the first action target it sees as its mother. This is imprinting behavior."
Ah Ci didn't take it seriously, and smiled mockingly: "You don't want to emphasize to me that mothers are more important than fathers, are you?"
"Wrong! I was the first person you met in your life—I spent the ten months in your mother's womb by your side!"
Ah Ci didn't expect the little rabbit to say such words, so he couldn't help but cast a glance at him, thinking: So the rabbit will really bite when it's in a hurry.
Of course, things are divided into two, and his misfortune also comes from the various oppressions of the "capitalist Lao Yang".
Being thrown into a boarding school since childhood—well, boys really shouldn't be too spoiled, and it's good to learn to be independent early.But every weekend when I go home, all I see when I open the door are aunts I don’t know, so it doesn’t make sense!As a son of man, you shouldn't make demands on your father in terms of private life, but this must be close!Can you find a suitable long-term relationship?Don't rotate like a model catwalk!He almost suspected that he had a face recognition obstacle.
Yang Muci couldn't sit still anymore, from flirting to complaining, and from persuading to running away, he couldn't change the frequency of the old man changing mistresses.He finally recognized the reality and went to Waseda, Japan to study at university, trying to keep his eyes clean.
However, he often has an urge to take revenge on society.
After graduating and returning to China, the opportunity for this newspaper has finally come!
When the old man was smoking a cigarette, holding his graduation certificate from the Department of Financial Management with satisfaction, he talked with him about the company's future plans.He said decisively: "I only have two words: I have no idea!"
The old man immediately became upset: "What do you mean you have no idea? Besides, these are three words!"
"Really?" Ah Ci scratched his head with a confused expression.
"Don't play tricks on me! You can't count 123, how did you get your college diploma?"
"What's so difficult about it? I have a classmate who is very good at mathematics, so I asked him to make up the exam for me. After the matter is over, I will give him a sum of money... I don't remember the exact amount. Anyway, I can graduate, and I don't need the small money. You care, right?" Ah Ci proudly pointed to the graduation certificate in his father's hand.
Many years later, he still remembered his father's dumbfounded look that day, as if he was frozen by his words.
In fact, Ah Ci was very sensitive to numbers when he was a child.But because I often pretended not to know how to count in front of my father, I gradually formed a habit.Later, when there was no need to pretend to be stupid, there were also sequelae. As long as it was related to numbers, it was said by intuition, and the error rate was as high as 99%.
However, this is just an innocuous little problem. More importantly, this little problem helped him close a boring and boring door, and gave him the opportunity to go over that wonderful little wall.
Now, let's go back to the era of fighting for fathers.Yang Muci's father, the avenue of flowers and brocades paved for him, suddenly became barren - how can a person who does not know how to count lead a team to create wealth?If you don't ruin your family fortune, you will be Amitabha!During the period when Father Yang was depressed and depressed, Ah Ci did not stop taking revenge on the society... No, it should be said to be giving back to the society now!He successfully passed the civil service examination and officially became a people's policeman with his fluent Japanese and extraordinary skills.
The old man is naturally angry!The number calculation questions in the civil service examination are not for three-year-olds, and they can pass the test, so how could it be that they are really ignorant of numbers?This is obviously playing him!
Knowing a son is like a father, the old man knows that Ah Ci is caused by rebellious psychology, and the more he is suppressed at this time, the more he resists.So he temporarily gave up the plan of letting him inherit the family business, and it is most reliable to find him a daughter-in-law who is well-matched first.Once you become a family and calm down, you will know what to do and what not to do.
The candidates were decided soon, the daughter of Heshi Enterprise and Yashu.She is a little princess who looks like a doll. Because of family friends, she and Aci made troubles at banquets when she was a child, and she often said "to be Aci's bride"... OK, that's not the point, The point is that Uncle Yang is an "extremely" smart businessman, and the combination of Yang's and He's will surely bring about a bigger market.
Yang Muci is not stupid, he can see that his father intends to match them up... Not to mention whether he has a good impression of Yashu, just analyzing this situation is enough to make people feel chilling!Marriage is not a transaction, and the parents of the two families actually sold the happiness of their children for the sake of wealth and profit!The life of the rich second representative with a bright face is not for people at all!This gave him the impetus for a second round of newspapers.
From that day on, as long as the old man made an appointment for Yashu to have dinner at home, Ah Ci would always be on duty.After coming down several times, the old man became anxious: "If you dare to hide again, don't come back at all!"
Yang Muchi nodded obediently: "Okay, I'll listen to you!" Then he picked up his luggage and rushed to the police dormitory.
In fact, life in the police station is not easy.
Although Yang Muci is only 23 years old, it is still early to talk about getting married, but he is also tall, rich and handsome. When he has no partner, he will always be missed by the wolves.Leaving aside those married elder sisters who help matchmakers, Yu Xiaojiang, the confidential secretary of the office, often comes to chat with him. Li Qinhong is a "leftover fighter" who is like a wolf and a tiger. He uses excuses such as "the tie is crooked" to "flirt" by his collar openly...
In short, during these days, Ah Ci was like a piece of tender and juicy pork belly, harassed by all the female wolves.And Liu Yunpu, the fat roommate in the dormitory, always avoids him like the plague.
Ah Ci is a straightforward person, and he felt that there is no need for elders to be twitchy like a girl, so he asked loudly, "Did I provoke you? Why are you always avoiding me?"
"Ah Ci, I didn't mean to hide from you." Liu Yunpu rubbed his hands, looking at the ground uncomfortably, "I know you're a nice person, but I already have a girlfriend... and I'm straight of."
"It's none of my business whether you're straight or not?" Ah Ci couldn't understand his logic.
"I've heard that there are so many female colleagues in the bureau who like you, but you didn't choose one to date... Everyone said that you are probably a crook... Uh, it's GAY."
Yang Muci became angry: "You are GAY! Your whole family is GAY!"
Liu Yunpu said timidly: "No, no, why are you reacting so strongly?"
To this kind of person, Ah Ci can only stare blankly.
……
For the first time, Ah Ci felt as if he was riding a tiger.Maybe it's time to avoid scandals, stay away from right and wrong, and move back home.But when he left home, he was so tense, there was no room for it, how could he go back and show his father's cold face?
One day after a month, the old father couldn't hold back anymore and called him: "Is the money still enough?"
Ah Ci still put on airs: "The wages have not been changed. The sub-bureau includes board and lodging, uniforms, laundry room, gym, KTV, reading room, I can't find a place to spend money!"
"Oh, that's good. If you're happy, you can continue to live." Lao Yang said lightly.
"Of course I'm happy! I've never been so happy!" Xiao Yang answered through gritted teeth.
The two were silent for a while, and Lao Yang sighed: "I called to tell you that your mother passed away..."
Ah Ci frowned unconsciously.When he was 6 years old, his parents divorced.According to his observations over the years, the reason for the divorce must be on the father's side, but this does not mean that the mother is a kind and innocent woman - how could she have the heart to leave her 6-year-old son behind and ignore him from now on? It's been 17 years, and he doesn't even remember what she looks like.And now, the person who brought him life has passed away, as if he never existed...
My father seemed to have aged a lot, sighed, and continued to finish the sentence: "Her last wish is to stay in England... Your brother promised me that he will return to China after the funeral next week, and you can pick him up at the airport then."
Ah Ci was still unhappy.When he is unhappy, he likes to play with his temper, no matter the big or small things, he just doesn't cooperate!So he said coldly: "How free do you think I am? Why don't you arrange for a driver to pick you up at the airport?"
"How can you arrange a driver to pick up your important relatives when they return home?"
"He is an important family member, so I picked him up, right? I came back from Japan on vacation, but the driver picked him up!"
The old man knew Ah Ci's stubborn temper, and knew that he had said the wrong thing again, so he could only comfort him: "When you were studying abroad, I was the only one in the family. I couldn't get out of the family, so I had to let the driver go."
Ah Ci snorted coldly: "Oh, then are you free next week? Wouldn't it be more sincere to meet important relatives in person?"
Lao Yang was at a loss, wiped his sweat and said, "I want to go, but Ah Chu said that you are easier to recognize, and it is not easy to go astray... Otherwise, we will go together?"
It turned out that the legendary twin brothers hand-picked him to pick him up at the airport!Then you must prepare a "meeting ceremony" to make sense!Yang Muci felt that the revenge factor in his blood was clamoring again, which made him full of energy, and he responded decisively: "I'd better go alone, you just wait at home."
……
The day Yang Muchu returned to China was a sunny day.
Ah Ci was half an hour late on purpose.After parking the car and walking towards the airport pick-up hall, he was thinking about what kind of prologue to calm down that guy.
"You are Ah Chu? You have already grown so tall!" No, it's too old-fashioned.It's better to say innocently: "Huh? Isn't the plane late?" It's even more annoying.
Plans don't always keep up with changes.When he walked into the reception hall, he was almost dumbfounded—it was too exaggerated!Girls holding sunflowers are everywhere, and reporters with microphones are mixed in. Is this a battle to welcome some big shot?
A ground attendant beside her asked suspiciously, "Young man, are you a fan too?"
"I'm not a fan, I picked up people." Ah Ci was a little anxious.The reason for being late was to show off Yang Muchu, but if he really went astray and couldn't pick up anyone, how would he explain to the old man when he got home? "Have you ever seen someone who looks like me?"
The eldest sister shook her head: "I have no impression, you should ask someone else."
Ah Ci had no choice but to search among the crowd.He inadvertently saw the man in the long windbreaker in the corner, and that man was also looking at him - it was Yang Muchu, he couldn't be mistaken.
Ah Ci couldn't help being startled, this feeling of looking at each other was quite frightening.It's as if you look in the mirror blankly, only to find that the person in the mirror is looking at you with complicated expressions, and horror movies are nothing more than that.Ah Ci looked at his other self with a tired expression and confused eyes, but he smiled lightly the moment he saw him.
What is the opening statement that you just thought of?Ah Ci cleared his throat, walked over and said as calmly as possible: "The plane is not late..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the buddy had already dropped his luggage, opened his arms, and hugged him tightly: "Ah Ci..."
The hug was tight and trembling.Perhaps because of the blood connection, Ah Ci didn't hate this hug, and even felt lucky that he didn't have to look at each other in horror.Thinking about it, Yang Muchu was only a 23-year-old young man. He had just finished his mother's funeral, and he must have felt extremely sad, but he was unable to confide in outsiders.Hugging him like this is treating him as the closest person.At this time, Ah Ci also forgot to take revenge on the society, and felt that this brother needed comfort like a weak little white rabbit, so he patted him on the back: "It's all over... go home."
Ah Chu still didn't let go of him, and didn't let go of his embrace until there was a burst of screams from the fan team.
Ah Chu glanced over there, thoughtfully: "Are all the little movie fans in China putting on such a big show when they pick up the plane?"
"I don't know, it's the first time I've met." Ah Ci shrugged and walked towards the door with his luggage.
At this point, the plan to get rid of Mawei was completely shelved—Ah Ci is a master who is strong when he encounters the strong, but he doesn't like to bully others.It would be too unreasonable to scare him after meeting such a little white rabbit brother.
Sitting in the passenger seat, Ah Chu said softly, "Mom was very peaceful when she left, and she didn't suffer anything."
Do you know how to comfort others?Ah Ci didn't care much, lit a cigarette, and let out a faint "oh".
Ah Chu obviously didn't expect him to be so indifferent, and he was silent for a long time before he said, "Have you heard of the 'Yin Sui Phenomenon'?"
Ah Ci raised his eyebrows: "What do you want to say?"
Ah Chu explained on his own: "The newly hatched animal will rely on the first action target it sees as its mother. This is imprinting behavior."
Ah Ci didn't take it seriously, and smiled mockingly: "You don't want to emphasize to me that mothers are more important than fathers, are you?"
"Wrong! I was the first person you met in your life—I spent the ten months in your mother's womb by your side!"
Ah Ci didn't expect the little rabbit to say such words, so he couldn't help but cast a glance at him, thinking: So the rabbit will really bite when it's in a hurry.
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