Heroines

It's about to kill me!

Vulkang's deadly thing is to occupy the latrine without shitting, and his nirvana is to put a pot of shit on people's heads, and the bonus effect is to destroy people's reputation! ——If she didn't kill such a bastard, she would have been Xia Ziwei for nothing!

"I asked you to 'make trouble for no reason' with me!" Wuying twitched violently, but when he was dodging, Vulkan bumped his head against the wall in the alley, and with a groan... fainted .

Jin Suo stayed behind Wuying all the time, poking his head out timidly, "Miss, if we're like this...will someone care?"

"Little crow's mouth!" Wuying squinted at her, and then slowly retracted the whip to her waist. Then she took the golden lock and walked in the direction of the exit, saying, "Little golden lock, remember! Such a shameless pedant, actually still playing around with idiots... You must be ruthless! When necessary, cross his eyes, kick his balls, and pull out his little dick! ——No mercy! Do you understand? "

"Jin Suo understands!" A certain stupid little maid straightened up her chest and replied proudly.

Satisfied, Wuying stuffed a large piece of warm pea yellow into Xiao Jinsuo's mouth with a smile, and pulled her away.

A moment later, a hidden door in the alley was tremblingly opened by the person inside.A petite figure looked at the direction Wuying was leaving, patted his chest tremblingly and said: "I was scared to death... that evil spirit finally left! Woooo... If I wasn't too useless and Hao frame wasn't here, I will find him to avenge my father!"

...Ah hey, who can brag.

She looked down, and there was a slender figure lying not far from the door... It seemed that she was unknown.Turning her eyes, she didn't want to care about this shit, and was about to close the door, but there was a burst of yelling outside the door——

"Yin Shuang! Yin Shuang! Come out and help!"

Bai Yinshuang cursed in her heart: She will meddle in her own business! ——But there was no other way, so he could only come out to help Fu Chahao and carry the man who had been beaten beyond recognition into the courtyard.

What made Bai Yinshuang the most upset was that Fucha Haojia didn't know whether he was really stupid or was testing himself. He didn't know the difference between men and women, and asked him to wipe the injured man!Emma, ​​did he just want to find an excuse to lose himself, so he framed her like this? !

...In any case, Fu Cha Hao frame left Fulkang in a coma, and Bai Yinshuang helped Fulkang clean up if he didn't want to.After Fu Erkang woke up, how he told the experience of being unkind to others and being beaten when he failed to pick up girls... are all for later.

If Wuying knew that the alley where she taught Fulkang that day was the famous Maoer Alley... She couldn't help guessing, she would definitely bring the pair of "sticky" Bai Yinshuang & Fu Chahao together. Bean bag" together for the sky.

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"Gege, please take a seat—"

"Gege, please go—"

"Gege, please salute—"

"Garge..."

"Garge..."

The concubine Ling sent to teach Little Yanzi how to behave was an old nanny who had been in the palace for many years and had quite a reputation among the palace people. Her surname was Chen. , but he is definitely a good hand at teaching the rules.

At present, Lingfei has not thought about the fact that it was Little Yanzi who made her temporarily fall out of favor, so she was more patient and hypocritical towards Little Yanzi, so she ordered Mother Chen in advance not to treat Er Gege too much, but she must also teach him well .

It's just that Concubine Ling didn't expect that little Yanzi was so... stubborn, vicious, vicious!

Listening to Chen Nanny's straight voice like a fly calling, the little swallow who is always doing her own thing and respecting herself finally broke out!She immediately jumped up from the ground, kicked Nanny Chen in the abdomen, and immediately kicked the latter out of the gate of Shufangzhai!

Little Yanzi pinched her waist with both hands, and smiled proudly, "Damn old woman! Let you bully me! Make me kneel down and walk around in circles, and don't let me eat properly! I'll kick you to death!"

Nanny Chen wailed and flew out, and when she fell to the ground, she was so painful that she could only groan twice. For such an old man, he suffered such a big crime at Little Swallow's place. Let the neighbors All the eunuchs and maids in the palace couldn't help worrying in horror whether her old life would be explained here!

Poor Mother Chen, because Qianlong knew that Little Swallow was fake and didn’t want to see her, because the queen knew that Little Swallow was fake, she didn’t want to see him because she was afraid of strangling him to death, and because Concubine Ling was pregnant and didn’t want to see him. Come on, Little Swallow was angry with her, hurt the child and couldn't see her... So, the current Shufangzhai is still dominated by Little Swallow, Chen Nanny is afraid that she will swallow her anger silently.

There is no unparalleled road, and God can't see that Chen Nanny is going to be tortured to death by a mad cow patient at such an advanced age. Qianlong is here!Qianlong pondered to see if he could get a little word out of this "Er Gege" and find out her background.He really can't believe now that this woman who appeared inexplicably is really as simple as amnesia and a snitch!

As a result, as soon as Qianlong entered the gate of Shufangzhai, he saw a shoe flying from the sky!The bottom of the flowerpot almost kissed Qianlong's head!

In the next second, he saw the slaves lying on the ground in the yard again, and Nanny Chen was lying on the ground silently as if she had made a heroic sacrifice!

If it weren't for a guard with quick hands and quick eyes, who quickly flew forward to block Qianlong's kill... Qianlong didn't even dare to think what it would be like to be the king of his country with a flowerpot on his head!

"you--"

Shouting angrily at Little Swallow, Qianlong found out ridiculously that the so-called amnesia made him not even know what to call such a fake!

"presumptuous!!!"

The emperor shouted angrily, and the palace people all prostrated themselves on the ground.Qianlong pointed at the little Yanzi, not wanting to save face for the little Yanzi at all, "Give me fifty big blows!"

He didn't want to talk to this shrew at all!

Little Swallow was startled, and felt that the ball on her neck was in danger!The beast-like intuition made her quickly make an action - escape!But with her three-legged cat skills, she was quickly brought back by the guards.

Little Swallow was pressed on the bench in the center of the yard, watching the eunuch beside him who was gearing up for warm-up exercises before hitting the board, and shouted at Qianlong in horror: "Huang Ama! Huang Ama, I was wrong! Please! Don't hit me ahhhhhhh—"

Qianlong sneered, "It's late! ——Dangtang, who didn't learn the rules well, but his temper got worse and worse? Who taught you these bad habits? Not to mention, just the bottom of your flowerpot, if you Hit me on the head—you will be punished for the crime of being unfilial and unfraternal!"

Little Yanzi was a little dazed, but what she was dazed about was——Qianlong was talking about magic horses, she couldn't understand!So she poked her neck and yelled: "Huang Ama! Huang Ama, you don't care what you say! Why don't you laugh or kick! Huang Ama, you clearly said that I don't have to learn the rules, why? Now let me learn again, and let those bad women bully little Yanzi! Huang Ama—it hurts! Huang Ama help! Little Yanzi is about to be beaten to death—”

Qianlong sneered, what a thing!He couldn't even understand human words, but he knew very well that he had to hang on to the end of his words, which was a scheming one!

The guards are also suffering. They don't know that the so-called Er Gege is a Xibei, and they think she is a real upstart. The hand seems to be raised heavily, but it is actually lowered gently, making the little swallow cry Calling mother, but in fact it can't hurt at all.

But Qianlong was angry, thinking that the bottom of a woman's flowerpot almost kissed his billions of precious dragon heads... I'll fuck it!Saying nothing, Long Wei was furious, stomping his feet and beating the ground... Keke, Qianlong pointed at the Xibei who still had the strength to yell and yelled: "Shut up her mouth! Hit her hard!—— Hmph, you still have the strength to speak, didn't you have enough to eat when you came out on duty today!"

... What else are you talking about?let's hit!

The crackling board fell down and beat down cruelly, and only then did Little Swallow know what was real and what was just a joke!The yelling just now had no room to make a sound under the new round of beating. Often when she was about to speak, the force that almost slammed her into the stool in the next second made her understand that she could still keep her mouth shut. Without losing physical strength, opening your mouth and shouting out the pain is not worth the loss...

Since the queen recently obtained the Sacred Heart, and because she and Qianlong share a common secret, this time she naturally came to Shufangzhai with her driver to talk to Little Swallow.However, compared to Qianlong's many thoughts about this fake, the queen who had seen Xiao Yanzi's rude, rogue, impulsive and vulgar behavior didn't think much about it at all. She just hated this thief who stole her daughter's identity, reputation, status and favor. Therefore, this time she accompanied Qianlong to inquire about Little Swallow, and the queen expressed that she was not under any pressure.

At this time, she was enjoying watching the play, and that old bastard who couldn't figure it out, Madam Rong, kept urging the queen to take the opportunity to say a few words about eye drops—ordinarily, the queen would have reprimanded her, but today Seeing that the female thief suffered from greed for wealth, the queen was happy, so she didn't pay much attention to the many nonsense of Nanny Rong, and didn't punish her for not keeping her mouth shut.

However, after all, Little Swallow is the only pig's horn that grandma has given NNNNN many golden fingers for, and this crappy two-dimensional world is also doomed not to allow Little Swallow to confess to this board today... Fifth Brother coming.

Qianlong looked at the Fifth Elder Brother who was kneeling in front of him, almost weeping and pleading...he thought a lot, a lot, a lot...but the first thought was: Why did Yong Qi come so fast?

As an emperor, no matter how much he likes to pamper someone, his throne is always above everything else.Suspiciousness may be a common problem of the Aixinjueluo family.

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