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After the performance, Yi Jiming did not leave in a hurry, he was waiting for the theater to be cleared.After confirming that no one was there, he and Huo Lou took the bodyguards and left through the back door of the theater. The nanny car was already waiting at the appointed place, and they could get in the car at any time.

The whole process was carried out with great care, as if they were doing underground work, but there was still a risk of their whereabouts being leaked.

Huo Lou chats with Yi Jiming to pass the time.It is said that since he was young, he has not been influenced by the traditional art of cross talk, and has always been lacking in interest in this aspect. Now he listened to the scene and realized that he wanted to return to the quintessence of China.He wanted Yi Jiming to introduce him to some cross talks that would get him started.

As far as the word "beginner" is concerned, Yi Jiming believes that Huo Lou has never heard of cross talk.

"There is no beginner in cross talk." Yi Jiming shared the links to Huo Lou one by one of the classic excerpts from his favorite cross talk masters, "Just listen to it."

If you like it, you will naturally listen to it again, and if you don't like it, you don't have to force it.

"Every master has its own characteristics, but my favorite is Teacher Zha."

Teacher Cha's full name is Cha Jin, and he is the leading actor in today's cross talk session.It's a pity that the old man went early. Teacher Zha can only be regarded as a wild person, and many skills are figured out by himself.He and his fan-favorite partner have supported each other and cooperated for many years. From living on a park bench with nothing, to being so popular in half of country C, it took them half a century.

Even though it has already spread its branches and leaves, and there are countless disciples and grandchildren, Mr. Cha still insists on being at the forefront of commercial performances.

Just like Huo Lou grew up watching Yi Jiming's movies, Yi Jiming also grew up listening to Mr. Cha's cross talk. He especially likes Mr. Cha's acting style. things.It is vividly displayed in the minds of the audience.Comedy is also a kind of performance, and sometimes it is even more difficult than ordinary drama.The speed of enunciation, the timing of shaking the burden, and even a clever eye coordination all require hard work to practice.

Just as he was speaking, the door of the box was knocked from the outside, and it was Mr. Cha and his partner who came outside the door.Teacher Zha is over half a century old, his temples are already gray, but he is very thin and full of energy: "Hey, big brother, what wind brought you here?"

Teacher Zha and Huo Lou have collaborated in a costume movie before, in which Huo Lou played the role of the elder brother in the Forbidden City.

"Of course I brought friends to cheer you on." Huo Lou naturally brought the topic to Yi Jiming, "We just said that he grew up listening to your cross talk."

"Big star! I know it!" Mr. Zha's voice was resonant, his words were correct, and with an unconscious Beijing accent, he stepped forward and greeted him politely, "Your works, I also started from youth When I saw you now, old-timers in the showbiz, it's a great honor to meet you."

Yi Jiming made his debut when he was still a baby, what Teacher Zha said was right.

After the two "old artists" exchanged pleasantries, Mr. Cha brought two apprentices to meet Huo Lou. One of them attended the Spring Festival Gala last year. In the past year, he wanted to develop a hobby of participating in movies: "Film, TV Circle, we are all elementary school students, and I hope the big brother will take care of it."

Big brother Huo saw the first apprentice who came in, he still wanted to take care of him from the bottom of his heart, but when he saw the second tall and thin one, he felt less comfortable: "Cross talk now has idols ?”

Generally speaking, the appearance of a cross talk actor needs to give people a comfortable and funny feeling.In Teacher Cha's words, everyone's parents are just playing around, so it's festive.But now the tall apprentice he brought has completely broken the stereotyped impression of the public. He looks like a fairy, and he is too good-looking.

Huo Lou didn't regard Yi Jiming's hobby of cross talk as a threat at first, but now the alarm bells sounded in his heart, and he felt that Yi Jiming's best hobby was still liking him.

"Isn't it good-looking?" Teacher Zha Bei'er proudly asked the little apprentice to come forward and show off, "Maybe someday we can also form a cross talk boy group, and we will make our debut in minutes."

"No wonder I saw someone calling with a light on the scene." Huo Lou's words were already very reluctant.

Fortunately, Mr. Cha just brought his apprentices to meet people, and he didn't plan to stay any longer. Soon, he was going to go to the backstage to drink tea to moisten his throat, and was ready to leave.In particular, he will grasp the degree that does not appear to be too enthusiastic, but also not cold.

Only now did Yi Ming come forward, his tone stiff, and he said with hands and feet together: "Yes, can I sign it?"

Teacher Zha was taken aback by Yi Jiming's oppressive shadow, and only when he heard Yi Jiming's words did he express surprise on his face.While signing Yi Jiming's dragon and phoenix dance, he said: "Man, you really like this?"

"Ah."

In Teacher Zha's astonishment, he became more happy: "I said, why did you hit it off so much at first sight? I have a problem since I was a child. I like to play with people with good eyesight."

The supportive partner habitually answered: "You're quite old, so hurry up and pick up the face you've left behind."

Everyone laughed, and the polite atmosphere finally became lively at the end.

Yiming was satisfied, and Teacher Cha was as happy as a child who got candy: "We will keep in touch in the future."

"Shall we take a photo together?" Teacher Cha's partner took out his mobile phone and offered.Although Mr. Cha and his partner are old gentlemen, they are more active on Weibo than anyone else, with tens of millions of followers.

When taking a group photo, Mr. Cha was very understanding, and with his supportive partner, Yi Jiming and Huo Lou were placed in the middle from left to right.From this point of view, Mr. Zha must have been eating melons on Weibo.

After the filming, Mr. Cha immediately posted on Weibo, never P-picture, even with such a rough personality, he does not rely on this for his own food.Huo Lou couldn't stop it so fast, so he could only forward it and explain vaguely:

[Huo Lou V: My male god and his male god.The lighting is not good, and the shooting was rushed, everyone forgive me. //

Is it Cha? Is it the one who should be shot under the moon? V: I was lucky to take a photo with the boy idol today.It's also the first time I've seen someone invite my male god to listen to cross talk, it's so fresh.

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As soon as the Weibo was posted, the number of comments skyrocketed, with the "haha" party as the main force.Occasionally there are some interesting comments, Huo Lou read a lot to Yi Jiming on the way back to Yi Jiming.

[Don't be afraid!Brother is the prettiest in everything! 】

[Call——!Mr. Cha, take it easy. 】

[I counted my fingers, I said Huo's explanation, it must be for his own [doge][doge][doge]]

[Huo Lou: My brother is the prettiest in everything! 】

[Mr. Cha, if you say that, where do you want Big Brother to put his face? [I’m so fucking laughing.jpg] PS: The first time I went out with the male god, it was to ask the male god to listen to cross talk. The elder brother is too weak and creative. 】

Huo Lou silently memorized this cauldron of creativity.

Huo Yifan was self-conscious, shrank in the corner, afraid to speak.I really don’t know how to evaluate this kind of unexpected situation where the date is in a cross talk show. I can’t face such a hard candy and I have to eat it raw. CP fans also have dignity!

They can look at each other with Huo Lou and Yi Jiming, imagining the inexhaustible affection, but when it comes to cross talk, they really have nowhere to say anything.

Ning Buchen, who was thousands of miles away, did not forget to send a congratulatory message after filming.

[Two traitors appeared among us (3 people)]

The minister is a superman: Hahahahahahahahaha, look, your CP fans can't hold on anymore.Very good, good, good, keep it up, probably there will be no fans soon.Just like me and Mingming back then.

Huo Lou: ...

Although he knew that Ning Buchen had good intentions and wanted to congratulate them for not having to worry about CP fans forcing him to match him, Huo Lou really wanted to be tied up with Yi Jiming!

When Huo Lou was unhappy, he wanted to make trouble.

Bear the brunt of being implicated is his manager Ah Luo.Brother Aruo really didn't have the energy to follow Huo to make trouble.He thought, it's not a problem to always be like this. He couldn't sleep all night, and suddenly he had a bold idea like enlightenment.

Aruo She was embarrassed, and on the third day of the holiday, he invited Yi Jiming and Li Lin to Dingfeng Media again.

Huo Lou must also be present, he was so excited that he almost didn't know his last name, and he was struggling to suppress it.Because obviously sat down next to him!There is really nowhere to put the two pairs of long legs, and they are sure to hit them with a little movement.

Li Lin had a half-smile, "It's really not easy to find only four chairs for the meeting in such a huge Pinnacle Media."

"Yeah." Huo Lou really recognized it.Serious and prudish, not hesitating to blame himself, the chair of Summit Media is so nervous!

Ah Luo pushed a proposal in front of Li Lin, which relieved Huo Lou: "Look at it first, I think this joint plan will definitely be very promising, and everyone will be able to make money."

Li Lin raised his eyebrows, the first thing that caught his eye was the word "business" on the plan.

Yes, Ah Luo wants Huo Lou and Yi Jiming to speculate on CP directly and officially open for business.In planning, he made various analyzes and introductions, presented facts and reasoned, and even played a wave, hoping that Yi Jiming and Li Lin would know that the best way to help Yi Jiming and Huo Lou's career development at the moment is to be true. Bind the two together.

Ah Luo had led the men's team back then, so it can be said that he is quite good at this aspect.

Moreover, gay marriage in country C has always been legal, so there is no need to worry about negative effects if you fire this kind of male CP.They can completely imitate foreign countries and formulate a mature gambling agreement.The commercial value that popular celebrity couples can bring is beyond imagination.

Sometimes due to the situation, these fake entertainment couples may even be arranged to get married and then divorced.Every news announcement can be used as a breaking point to promote a new career for both parties.

Those who broke up peacefully and blessed each other, when Ah Luo suffered from occupational diseases, he always felt that the other party had an agreement.

Huo Lou really didn't know about Ah Luo's bold idea beforehand, but after listening to it on the spot, he definitely wouldn't object.Even my heart was beating faster and faster, my mouth was dry, and I didn't dare to speak, for fear that my dream would be broken.Pretending to be in love, getting married by contract, etc. Once you accept this setting, it's really exciting!

Yi Mingming was here, and before Li Lin could speak, he said without hesitation: "Forgive me for refusing."

"Why?" Li Lin and Ah Luo asked in surprise at the same time.

In fact, Li Lin was a little moved when he saw the impressive data report.So where is it beneficial to them, is it really beneficial, okay?Ah Luo almost spared no expense, half sold and half gave away Yi Jiming, those who didn't know thought that he terminated the contract with Huo Lou and became Yi Jiming's manager instead.

"I don't want to." Yi Jiming's answer is only these three words.

But in essence, it was the original reason, he was an actor, not a star.What he sells is acting skills, not his private life. He doesn't want to speculate with anyone that looks fake.

Yi Ming doesn't think there is anything wrong with other celebrities doing this. After all, the way celebrities bring happiness to fans is by themselves. Personality can be managed, and so can romance.Fans may not know that those are fake, but as long as the heart that was touched at that time is real, wouldn't it be fine?You know it's fake when you read the novel, but don't you know it's a celebrity business?

It's just that Yi Jiming always remembers that his favorite job is to be an actor, not a star.

Ah Luo couldn't move Yi Ming, so he could only look at Huo Lou.

Then Huo Lou... must have only one emotion - "I am obviously right in everything I say!"

Ah Luo couldn't help slandering in his heart: "Lick the dog to the end, be careful that you have nothing!" It's a pity that Ah Luo's meticulous preparation, but he has a little more appreciation for Yi Jiming in his heart. People who are principled and conscientious are always admirable.

It was after Yi Jiming left that Huo Lou...

I was so regretful that I beat my chest and feet, and the table in the conference room was about to be replaced with a new one.

"Heh." Ah Luo had already guessed that such a scene would be ushered in, and was watching from the sidelines, gloating.

Huo Lou regretted it all, and was still a little uneasy. There was a sincere opportunity to be a CP with a male god, right in front of his eyes, and he just missed it!

He certainly didn't regret it, but his heart still couldn't stop bleeding.

Huo Lou stood up and paced back and forth in the conference room. He reached out to the criminal lighter several times, but he held back in the end.He picked up his phone instead, and sent a Weibo in a large size.

Crying and chirping.

【Ah Luo actually wanted me to do business with the male god so frantically!

The male god refused.

I am obviously the most handsome!

[Happiness written all over the face.jpg]]

The fans only thought it was Huo Dashao's whim, they slammed the table with laughter, deliberately coaxing Huo Lou like Ning Buchen's own mother fan.

[Of course we are not open for business, if you want to do it, do it for real! 】

[Don't cry, don't cry, mom knows the deep meaning behind your words, arrange!We can't open the business openly, then we will quietly... [Suddenly Arrogant.jpg]]

【Hold high the Huo Yi banner from today! 】

[Yes, yes, brother, we believe that you and Yi Jiming are true, and no one can say otherwise. 】

[Huo Yi girl, official stamp [Here is a stamp.jpg]]

This fake Huo Yi CP fan circle has started to be serious and decent, and it was even more popular than the real CP fan circle for a while.

The author has something to say: Huo Lou: ...you are enough.

*Cross talk circles are really engaging in idol groups recently.

However, this article has no prototype, no matter what character it is, there is no prototype, everyone is happy to read the article, don't talk about real people, thank you.