[Honghuang] After dressing as the goddess of laurel, I came to Honghuang again

"My monkeys and grandchildren all fought with me, so naturally we can't treat them badly. What position is suitable for them in this heavenly court?"

Taibai Jinxing laughed: "Jade Emperor, this matter cannot be arranged like this. In addition to the fairy servants, heavenly soldiers, land, mountain gods, city gods, etc., there are already hundreds of positions in the heavenly court. If the number is randomly arranged, it will only lead to chaos in the heavenly court. It's a trick, let the number of immortals be too many, and enjoy the status of the immortal official for nothing, but they can't fulfill their obligations. What's more, if you want to be an immortal official, unless you have special talents, you have to be assessed."

Sun Wukong heard that he was a little annoyed by the reading, and couldn't help but said: "Where are those who are there? I think you just don't want my monkey grandson to come to this heaven to be an official."

How could Taibai Jinxing dare to do this, and explained repeatedly: "Jade Emperor, you really wronged Xiaoxian. If you really don't believe me, I'll bring the roster and you can take a good look."

"Bring me to see!" Sun Wukong said.

Taibai Jinxing handed him the roster, Sun Wukong looked at it for a while and said: "What do you look at, 36 Tiangang and 72 Disha, I think there are quite a lot of people, and it doesn't matter if you add a few more people to it. can do."

Taibai Jinxing held the list with a sad face, and wanted to persuade him again, but finally heaved a sigh and left.

Just two days later, when Sun Wukong thought that managing the Three Realms would be easy, invitations for the banquet and various specifications for the banquet came out.

Sun Wukong took the list and looked at it for a while, then asked: "Why is the spirit fruit and fairy fruit on it so small, what about the flat peach?"

All the immortals looked at each other, and finally Taibai Jinxing came out and said: "You forgot, before the Pan Peach Conference, you enjoyed a lot of pan peaches. The Queen Mother of the West is not willing to give any extra pan peaches."

"If I want it, she won't give it?" Sun Wukong was surprised.

"Isn't that just coercion? Every year, there is a quota for the flat peaches that the Empress gives to Heaven. This flat peach was also given to the Queen Mother of the West by the Taoist ancestor, and it is owned by the Queen Mother herself. What's more... this year's stock is running out."

"The elixir..."

"It's the same." Taibai Jinxing said, "The elixir that this old gentleman gives every year is also a certain amount. When the old gentleman came to the heavenly court, the heavenly court promised it, and... there is also a batch of golden elixir, which has already arrived in your belly. Did you hit it?"

Monkey King was silent, feeling for the first time that the Jade Emperor seemed to be quite troublesome.

Fortunately, the so-called succession feast is over, although it is a little more shabby than before.

However, more trouble is yet to come.

When the Heavenly Emperor succeeds, the Three Realms will naturally announce it.And together with this news, there are also various sneaky thoughts.

Soon, the evil spirits in the world were in chaos, and news came from the lower world from time to time that it was urgent to send people to punish these gradually rampant forces.

But who to go to is a troublesome question.

In some places, the desire of the people is extremely urgent, and if it is fulfilled, incense will surely come.Some places are relatively barren, and it is difficult to report the news, not to mention the incense and so on in the future, so the former will naturally have immortals vying for it, and the latter will naturally have immortals to shirk.How to reasonably arrange for the immortals to go to the two places, don't favor one over the other, and let them do things well is also a difficult problem.

It's been a long time, Haotian understands, all the immortals understand, but Monkey King doesn't know.No one will point it out for him.

So when the former was asked which immortal officials wanted to go, there were naturally some people rushing to go, and when the latter was mentioned, the immortals refused endlessly.Seeing that Sun Wukong was very annoyed, he was very dissatisfied with their attitude, so he forced an immortal official to go down to eliminate demons.

However, this is only one of them. As time changed, more and more things piled up. Later, the heaven began to change.

A fairy official intends to resign his position and leave the heaven.

This phenomenon is brought about by the deepening of various contradictions.

Tianting's original ailment met Sun Wukong, who was unfamiliar with the internal situation of Tianting, and both sides broke out at the same time.

Outside the Chaos Orb, the immortal officials looked at the "self" inside who was blushing because of the incense, and their faces also turned red.

There are naturally good people who are truly dedicated to the Three Realms, but who can be without a little selfishness.It's not that some immortal officials don't want to take a trip to a place where incense is weak.But it’s not possible for others to go to good places every day, and just those few big grievances go to places with poor incense.Therefore, the Jade Emperor's scheduling is very important. Whoever goes to the good place will go to the bad place when the time comes.Everyone is naturally willing to do it, so don't let the family enjoy the benefits, and don't keep catching a sheep for wool.

It's just that these things are pointed out in a clear way now, and they all feel embarrassed.

Shang Zhi didn't say anything, just pretended he didn't see it.After all, Jade Emperor had to arrange many of these things himself.

In the water mirror, Monkey King finally got used to it after experiencing various periods of discomfort.Although busy, it is also orderly.

Seeing this, the immortal officials were a little worried, maybe it was really possible for Monkey King to handle this matter well.

But he didn't want to wait until he got started with his work, Sun Wukong suddenly took off the Jade Emperor crown on his body, put on a chain mail, rolled on the Jade Emperor seat and said: "Let me out, I don't do it anymore!"

Seeing this, the immortals suddenly couldn't help laughing.

Shang Zhi also laughed, but still released Monkey King.Sun Wukong's body suddenly lost his balance. When he looked up, he found that he had finally walked out of that ghostly place. He breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to Shang Zhi: "You Taoist is really different from them. You don't beat me, don't scold me, you are here!" Mentally tormenting me! Now when I see this group of people in Tianting, my head hurts."

Shang Zhi said with a smile: "This is also to help you simulate in advance what the Lord of the Three Realms will do. And this is only part of what the Jade Emperor has to do. It's a pity that you left too early, otherwise there will be more novelty Experience." Like this sage dispute, pressure on all sides.When Haotian was in front of the Jade Emperor, it was even more troublesome than now.

"No more experience, no more experience." Suddenly, Sun Wukong looked at Shang Zhi and asked, "I ask you, why don't you become the Emperor of Heaven?"

"Because I want to break through and pursue a higher realm. After I succeed, I am not suitable to stay in the prehistoric world. Second..." Shang Zhi put it off, and then said, "You have done something for thousands of years, and you will do it for thousands of years. Tired, I am a person who likes to be leisurely and carefree, and the position of Emperor of Heaven is gradually not suitable for me."

Sun Wukong said: "You are right. Although this position is good, it is not suitable for Lao Sun. Lao Sun is still in Huaguo Mountain. It would be better to be the Monkey King."

While talking, Monkey King said: "Old Jade Emperor, you, a god in the sky, have to take good care of it, take care of it."

The Jade Emperor said helplessly: "I know, I know." Now the Jade Emperor is helpless to Sun Wukong, anyway, it should be all right.

This matter finally came to fruition, and the Jade Emperor sent him away.On the side of Mount Sumeru, after waiting for a long time, there was no news of Sun Wukong from the Heavenly Court, Zhunti made some calculations, and was furious: "This Shangzhi knows to ruin my good deeds!"

However, if you get angry again, the problem still needs to be solved.

Zhunti sighed, and continued to prepare for the trip to learn Buddhist scriptures in the future.Anyway, that time is 500 years later, there will always be a chance to gather people who have learned from the scriptures.

And this effort lasted for many years. Under the operation of Zhunti's various parties, Emperor Tian paid off, and the scriptures from the west finally reached the east.

Although the current emperor of Dongtu emphasizes Tao restraint and interpretation, he treats Taoist priests in every possible way.They also respect Lao Tzu as their ancestor.But Zhunti believes that as long as his Western scriptures are gradually spread, one day more and more people will realize their goodness and carry forward the Western teachings.

Shang Zhi and Sanqing tried their best to stop him, they made him succeed.

I wanted to go to Shangzhi to show off, but before Zhunti chose the time to visit, I heard a roar 33 days away, and then a huge crack opened in the sky.When the weather calmed down, he couldn't figure out the location of Shang Zhi and the others for a while.

In the end, he was called back by a message: "About this matter, I asked the Taoist ancestors, and the Taoist ancestors said that they discovered a new place, which was very different from the wild, and the gods there lived on Mount Olympus. .”

"Mount Olympus? Where is this place?" Zhunti couldn't figure it out, and then said firmly, "No, this must be Shang Zhi's conspiracy. They must go there to let them give up the prehistoric times. There must be something good there, brother , let's go too!"