5t5 got rich after being trapped in prison

Yana Yukino went to Gojo Satoru's rented house and found the bank card he mentioned.

His rented house is very simple, without too many decorations.

The wooden floor is decorated in cool tones, and there is a hidden basement, where there is a TV and several boxes of discs. On the sofa, there are a few doll-like skeletons scattered around.

Yukino Yana picked it up and played with it for a while, then dropped it when she felt bored.

[At first glance, it looks like a single dog's residence, not popular at all. 】

Wutiaowu: "..."

Yukino Yana is used to attacking him personally all the time.

Gojo Satoru's bedroom is very monotonous, with a bed, two cabinets, and a table, that's all there is to the bedroom.

Yukino Yana rummaged through the closet, and there were some shirts and a few coats inside. She took out every pocket, but couldn't find what she wanted.

【hateful!How could he hide so well? 】

【I even rummaged through the sofa cushions, but I didn't find the money he stole. 】

[How could Gojo Satoru only have 200 million in his bank card?A shirt in his closet costs 20 yuan, I don't believe he only has 200 million yuan in his bank card! 】

[So cunning!He even scattered his money! 】

Inside the prison gate, Gojo Satoru shook his head nonchalantly, with a smug expression on his face.

These are all basic operations, no need to exaggerate, no need to exaggerate.

The quilt on the bed was stacked up, and it could be seen that the owner hadn't come back for a long time.

Yukino Yana picked up a group photo on the bedside cabinet, which was of Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie.

[The friendship between men is really strange. They have been in opposite directions for so long, and they can still put a photo of the two of them by the bed. 】

Yana Yukino stroked the frame with her fingertips, feeling angry again for some reason.

[Rely on! 】

[The more I think about it, the more it gets hotter!I'm not as good as a man! 】

[Bullshit man, there is no good thing! 】

Gojo Satoru, who heard her voice, was at a loss. He only felt that Yana Yukino was fickle and would change every now and then.

Yana Yukino put down the photo heavily, and the photo frame touched the table, making a particularly loud sound.

Gojo Wujo said, "I gave you all the presents for the fifth anniversary, won't my house be demolished?"

Yana Yukino is in a very bad mood now, and hearing Gojo Satoru's voice is even worse, which makes her realize very clearly that she is not as important as Gojo Satoru in that person's heart.

In fact, she didn't forget her old relationship with her ex-boyfriend, but she just couldn't swallow that breath.

Can't compare to Gojo Satoru, what a shame!

"Heh." She sneered, "Just give me 200 million? Gojo Satoru, your gift is really cheap."

Gojo Satoru: "...?"

"I'm speechless. You don't have money that's sincere and cold, do you think I'll like it?"

Gojo Satoru: "...Then what kind of sincerity do you want?"

"Hmph, you can't afford the sincerity I want."

Yana Yukino was just looking for an excuse to vent her anger on Gojo Satoru, no matter what he said or did, she could criticize him.

"Yanai." Wutiao Wuyu said earnestly, "Do you know how to make your wish come true?"

"what?"

"That's what is possible."

The unspoken meaning is that if you want him to be sincere, there is no way!

Yukino Yana was furious: "I don't care about it!"

She closed the door vigorously, with a cold face on the car, the driver in the front seat saw that she was in a bad mood, and asked tentatively, "Patriarch, are you going back to Wutiao house?"

"I won't return." Yukino Yanai spat out two words coldly, and reported an address to the driver, asking him to drive there.

The earrings around Yana Yukino's ears automatically moved without wind, and Gojo Satoru's annoying voice came from inside.

"You're angry?"

Yukino Yanai replied to him stiffly: "Angry with you? It's not worth it."

【I'm furious! 】

This is not angry?I'm about to explode.

Gojo Gojo shook his body and yawned: "Since I'm not angry, I'm going to sleep, I'm so sleepy."

Yukino Yana: "..."

【go to hell!Gojo Satoru! 】

Gojo Satoru turned over indifferently, scooped up a few bones and piled them together behind his head as a pillow.

It is said that happiness is based on the pain of others, seeing her so angry, Gojo Satoru was calm and calm.

I feel better.

……

……

Yana Yukino rushed into the bar angrily, grabbed the wine that had just been mixed from Toyama Xingye's hand, and poured it down directly.

She put down the wine glass, twisted the olives in the glass and stuffed them into her mouth, chewing and creaking.

"Who messed with you again?"

Yuanshan Xingye poured her another glass of wine and picked the expensive one, since Yuye Yanai was not short of money anyway.

Yukino Yana sniffed and wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corners of her eyes: "I'm so miserable, today is the fifth anniversary of my marriage with my husband. In the past five years, I have seen him only a handful of times. It’s like not having a husband. I finally thought that he was going to die and I could inherit the family property, but who would have thought that he could do sit-ups and live again.”

Yana Yubino took a swig from her glass.

"Oh~"

The man who heard her cry next to her didn't know when he came to Yukino Yana's side, took her hand and said distressedly: "Ma'am, you are so pitiful. Dazai would like to murder your husband with you and take it for you." Get the family property. The reward is that we die in love together, how about it?"

Yana Yukino held his hand instead, and hooked his palm with her little finger.

A sly smile flickered across her face, replaced by fake sadness.

"Mr. Dazai, even if my husband is a scumbag, I don't want to treat him so cruelly."

Osamu Dazai understood in seconds, and cooperated with her performance: "You can choose a way of death that makes him painless. This is exactly what I have been researching."

Yukino Yana asked with interest: "Is there any way to die without pain?"

"Hmm..." Dazai Osamu thought for a while, "Push him directly into the river and drown him. With swimming fish accompanying him, he must not be alone."

Yuan Shan Xingye twitched his lips when he heard their conversation, what a dog!

Yukino Yana shook her head: "No, it's not elegant, my husband won't like it."

【Look, I am such a good wife who is considerate. 】

Gojo Satoru: "..." I thank you for being so considerate of me!

……

Atsushi Nakajima, who followed Dazai Osamu on a mission, didn't pay attention for a while, and was fooled by him to the bar.

In the blink of an eye, the person is gone.

Atsushi Nakajima put on a distressed face, and called Kunikida: "Mr. Kunikida, Mr. Dazai...you're gone."

"what!"

Atsushi Nakajima unconsciously moved the phone away from his ears. Kunikida's roar was very penetrating, and he could still hear it clearly from such a distance.

"Where are you?"

Atsushi Nakajima replied cautiously: "I followed Mr. Dazai to the door of a bar. I was underage, and the security guards at the bar wouldn't let me in."

"It's really a bar with a conscience." Kunikida said something inappropriate.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Is now the time to say this!

"I'll be right there." Kunikida gritted his teeth and said, "Dazai, you're dead!"

Before the phone was hung up, Kunikida's roar was heard again.

"My purse!!!!"

Atsushi Nakajima shook his body, feeling that his eardrums were about to burst.

He put away his mobile phone, wandered around the door of the bar, and poked his head to look inside from time to time.

An older woman who came out of the bar winked at Atsushi Nakajima and made fun of him casually.

Atsushi Nakajima's cheeks flushed, and he walked on the same hands and feet, praying that Kunikida would arrive soon.

Ten minutes later, Kunikida arrived angrily, with the golden braids behind him raised.

He negotiated with the security guard at the door for a while before bringing Atsushi Nakajima in.

With a glance, he found Osamu Dazai sitting at the bar talking to a strange woman.

Osamu Dazai: "How about burning charcoal to stun him and kill him?"

Yukino Yana: "It's too elegant a way to die, I will be upset."

Dazai Osamu: "Drop him from the tenth floor, and you can still experience the feeling of freedom like flying before you die."

Yuno Yana: "It's too cheap for him, isn't it? Change it."

Osamu Dazai said in distress: "Please allow me to think about how to kill your husband and satisfy your wishes."

Atsushi Nakajima opened his mouth wide, his eyes were gazing back and forth between Dazai Osamu and Yukino Yana.

What?What terrible thing did he hear?

Dazai-san, have you finally made it this far?

"Kill your husband?!"

Kunikida's eyes widened: "Dazai, have you become so insane?"

Yana Yukino and Osamu Dazai turned their heads at the same time and blinked at the same frequency, in a tacit understanding.

Kunikida couldn't put it into words: "At first, I just thought that your private life, Dazai, was a little messy, but I didn't expect that you had already started to attack people and wives."

Yukino Yana explained: "My husband doesn't mind."

Another woman who was tricked by Dazai's rhetoric.

Kuniki Tiannu glared at Dazai, and said sharply, "Scum! You're filthy!"

Atsushi Nakajima nodded like a chicken, and said with contempt: "That's it."

Osamu Dazai: "?"

He is just keen to help others, helping people who are ignored by his husband. His wife is just a scumbag husband, so why is he a scumbag and a mess.

Yukino Yana defended Osamu Dazai: "Mr. Dazai is helping me solve my troubles and giving me a perfect way to kill my husband."

Kunikida Sankan exploded: "Dazai! What kind of brainwashing did you do to such a lady!"

Osamu Dazai: "?????"

Yukino Yana carefully looked at the man in front of him, he was dressed rigorously, and there was a pen in his vest pocket.Judging by his attire, he is a calm and well-planned man.

Yukino Yana's eyes moved up and fell on his tense face.

[Yeah, I don't think I've ever come into contact with this type of man. 】

[Calm, serious, with the unique charm of mature men. 】

[It's a bit like the mixed-race conjurer I met once. 】

Yukino Yana paused with the hand holding the wine glass.

【The conjurer seems to have died in that battle. I heard that he was an excellent conjurer and a descendant of Gojo Satoru. 】

Inside the prison gate.

Gojo Satoru sat with his legs bent, his wrists on his knees.

He looked far away, the prison gate was vast and boundless, it seemed to be another world.

It was very quiet inside, so quiet that only his own heartbeat could be heard.

His slender white eyelashes drooped slightly, trembling for a moment.

You can't touch the sky with your hands, and you can't touch the ground with your feet.

The cage of the prison gate trapped him, and it only took him a short minute to miss his best friend.

[Well, people with a calm face are usually sullen. 】

【I'm sure, just look at his sexy braids. 】

Yana Yukino's heartfelt voice fell into the empty prison gate like a stone.

Ripples continued to spread out from the flat river surface, and the waves hidden under the calm river surface were set off.

Wujo Wujo smiled lightly, and the voice with a low laugh came from the prison gate hanging by Yukino Yanai's ear, and fell into Yuyano Yanai's ear: "Change the target?"

Yukino Yana used the cover of the wine glass to move her lips. Although her voice was low, Gojo Satoru could still hear it clearly.

"Who said there can only be one goal?" she said.

The loneliness that was still entwined around Gojo Wu just now was swept away, and he said with great interest, "Do you want my help? Do you want my help? I must help!"

Yukino Yana: "..."

[I'm teasing someone, why is Gojo Satoru more excited than me? 】

[I saw a ghost. 】

"I have experience with this kind of calm and sullen man. Don't worry, with my help, it's not easy to catch."

【Wow, he's so confident.Who gave him such confidence? 】

[He seems to be so confident all the time, it can be seen from the self-proclaimed strongest in high school. 】

【He is strong, but he is also too immodest and too revealing. 】

Ignoring Gojo Satoru's thoughts, Yukino Yana asked the person beside him, "This gentleman is your colleague, why don't you introduce him?"

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyelids, and said disgustedly, "Oh, greedy."

"I appreciate it. It's normal for me to appreciate a mature and steady man."

Osamu Dazai snorted: "You can't do it, he wrote several pages of thoughts about his future spouse, and none of you met the standard."

"No way." Yukino Yana complained, "Do you want to be so rigorous?"

Osamu Dazai shrugged: "He is such a person, he even planned the color of the urn after death."

Yukino Yana: "...you successfully dispelled my thoughts."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't understand, so he pulled Kunikida's clothes and asked in a low voice, "Kunikida-kun, can you understand what they are saying?"

Kunikida put his hand to his lips and coughed, but didn't answer him.

He is in a daze right now, and has not figured out what the relationship between these two people is.

Osamu Dazai whispered: "He has never been in a relationship, and the first kiss is still there."

Yukino Yana was shocked: "So innocent?"

"It's too hairy. The requirements for treating the other half are outrageous. I have seen that even the woman's hair is required to be 21.5 centimeters."

Yana Yukino had complicated eyes.

[Obsessive compulsive disorder?Forget it, I can't bear such a man. 】

【People and wives are definitely not in his choice. 】

Gojo Satoru stared with displeasure on his face.

Give up so soon?She gave up before he used his skill of chasing a calm man?

"I gave up on him." Yukino Yana asked, "I think you are quite familiar with Nakahara, how should I pursue him?"

Osamu Dazai looked disgusted: "He, he can't."

"No, no?!" Yukino Yana said sadly, "Which aspect is not good?"

"No way!"

Yana Yuno: "I don't believe it, you must be slandering him."

"I'm too lazy to slander him, it's all facts, and you can't help it if you don't believe it."

Dazai shrugged, looking indifferent.

Crashed.

Yana Yukino took a swig.

Atsushi Nakajima's opened mouth never closed.

The adult world is a bit too complicated.

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