Uchiha is at it again!

In the dream, he was chased and killed by his best friend rubbing vitality bullets for eighteen miles. Que You woke up in a cold sweat, clutched his heart with lingering fear, wandered around in the space, holding a plate of cupcakes and shrunk down. Relax on the sofa.

He was also stunned to be able to summon Doraemon by accident, as there was no Command Spell in his hand.

So Doraemon is just an unlucky guy who was accidentally involved.

—— Doraemon's dream of making Nobi Nobita fall in love with learning is doomed to fail.If it wants to go home, the only way at this stage is to use the holy grail's wishing ability.

That is to say, we must seriously grab the Holy Grail with a group of heroic spirits?

"..."

Queyou suddenly felt that the cake in his mouth had become tasteless, and he let out a sigh of relief while slumping on the sofa: "I'm obviously here to play... Although it's good to be able to exercise, but I'm here to play Damn it, QAQ!"

As if to comfort him, there was a small table next to the sofa, and the fruit plate was filled with juicy cherries.

"...Yeah, it's not impossible, grab the Holy Grail, it's a small thing."

Queyou swallowed, gave in shyly, stretched out one hand to grab the cherry and repeatedly defended himself: "I'm so good, getting the Holy Grail is not the same thing as a game, and there is no clear rule that I must be positive Oh, right, I’m a ninja! A ninja! An assassin lurking in the dark with one blow!”

He emphasized that if Kusuo was here, he would definitely laugh at him. Now that he said he was an assassin, why didn't he remember that he was an assassin when he swaggered in through the main entrance when he was on a mission?

Seeing that he was happy, there was another fruit plate full of strawberries on the table, and the sinful hand that kept reaching for the cherries immediately turned around.

——I knew I was your sweetheart, Jiu Jiu Jiu! [Ke Jiner blows kisses

Filled with fruit in the middle of the night, the result is that the rice for breakfast tastes like sweet fruit to Queyou, and he can't forget the sweet taste even when he returns to the room.

happy~

"So, what should we do next?"

Doraemon said seriously that he was really worried about Nobita.

There must be a reason why high-end hotels are so expensive and difficult to make reservations. The soft carpet will not be stained even if you walk around wearing white socks. Queyou sat on the carpet and rubbed his hands expectantly: "Go to Matou first." How about burning down the wormhole?"

"The wormhole?"

Doraemon tilted his head in doubt, and Queyou explained to it: "The old immortal from Matou's house is an insect envoy, and he raised a basement insect to control it. Not only that, he also turned himself into a worm in order to live forever. insect."

A dirty bug that can only linger in the corner of the trash can.

As he spoke, he snorted softly, "——that's too ridiculous."

"Today doesn't seem like a holiday."

Ruler suddenly said: "It's not a holiday, so obedient children will obediently listen to the teacher at school, right?"

"That is to say, only the old worm is in the Matou residence now."

Queyou showed a smile that you understand me and everyone understands.

Doraemon, who didn't know the truth about the wormhole, showed an expression of pity for the lonely old man: "Is there no one else in his family?"

"I remember that the current generation of his family are ordinary people without magic skills, so they accepted the adoption of the Tohsaka family."

Queyou recalled: "With Sakura's qualifications, she should be one of the masters."

"The Matou family is not ignorant of the danger of the Holy Grail War. Given the importance they attach to the Holy Grail, it is not impossible to ask for leave and stay at home at this special time."

Ruler smiled and raised his fingers: "So this time we may face a pair of contestants and followers."

"Isn't that dangerous!"

Doraemon broke out in a cold sweat, jumped up and frantically took out his pockets: "No, no, quickly grab a weapon to defend yourself, a weapon, a weapon, this is [air/air/cannon], [Famous Sword Lightning Pill]! And there, 【Reflection Cloak】!"

"No no, you're too nervous, Doraemon."

Watching the eldest brother open the King's Treasure to catch the other props that Doraemon was looking for, falling in on one side and falling out on the other side, all piled up into a small pile.Madara had no choice but to hold down the round and cute doraemon to comfort the anxious one: "This situation is more desirable than dangerous."

"Right, brother."

"--what."

Queyou nodded in agreement, and smiled meaningfully: "It's really suitable to try the gift that Kusuo gave me."

Matou House.

"Teacher! You accompany me in, I have a shadow alone!"

Fujimaru Tachika held on to El-Melloi II's windbreaker, and he didn't believe that El-Melloi II could take off the windbreaker after the scarf.El-Melloi II had blue veins throbbing on his forehead: "Let go! What do you look like! It's just an engraving worm. Didn't you see it last time?"

"Yes, they gathered in a large group and flew over."

Fujimaru Tachika remembered the densely packed engraved insects flying over at the singularity point in Dongmu City last time, and shuddered and got goosebumps all over his body: "Then I had a nightmare of being eaten by insects in a hundred kinds T▽T"

"give it to me."

A black figure appeared quietly, and the blue-haired girl with a delicate face looked indifferently at the mansion with a distorted atmosphere, holding a few short blades between her fingers: "The existence that the master hates, I will give you pain, and I will give you pain." Bringing nightmares, letting their memories of fear fade away..."

"Ah, how rude."

The white-haired girl smiled lightly and unfolded her folding fan to cover her lips. Her golden snake eyes carried the ferocious intent of a beast: "—Isn't it better to burn it with fire?"

No, this is no different from Miss Jing Mi's proposal, Miss Qing Ji.

Without a suit of armor, Matthew, who was wearing Chaldean uniform, raised her hands and thought in shame.

"What are you talking about!"

Laiguang took a step forward and reprimanded: "Of course this kind of filth must be completely wiped out by Lei Ting! Ah, ah... my poor child, to be wronged like this in a place where mother doesn't know, what a shame! Simply, this is simply unforgivable!"

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

No, wait, how did you three come here!The servants I brought with me were Medusa and Sensei?

"Well, I can't help it either."

Roman rubbed his neck and laughed dryly: "The knife is on my neck...you think so?" He doesn't want to die, he will continue to read the blog of Magic Mei Lijiang for 100 years!

"Did mom do something wrong? I'm just too worried about you. I can't sleep at night when I think of you going to such a dangerous place alone..."

Minamoto Yorimitsu was on the verge of tears, there is no such thing as El-Melloi II, who has nothing to say to Berserker, alone?Are he, Matthew and the other followers who followed him air?

Fujimaru Tachika smiled wryly and hurriedly comforted the weeping mother Raimitsu. Chaldea has not summoned Jin Toki to share his mother's love for him, which makes him cry every time he thinks about it. The maternal love of Raimitsu's mother is really suffocating.

"Hey! There are so many people outside!"

Shinji Matou, who was looking at the group of people from the window, was a little broken, and the blond servant sitting on the sofa was arrogant but not flustered: "What's the hurry, it's hard to say if you can take care of us."

He sighed triumphantly: "Look, the fun has just begun."

"Lixiang, be careful, there is a magical reaction approaching, and it is very likely to be one of the participants in this Holy Grail War."

Roman suddenly shouted, and Fujimaru Tachika was surprised while thanking the servant for saving him from this terrible triangle: "Now? Here? It's daytime now! Isn't he afraid of causing chaos?"

"This is the Holy Grail War."

El-Melloi II flicked his arm, and the magic-treated cigarette was caught on his fingertips: "There are many gods from the age of mythology among the heroic spirits. Do you expect those maverick beings to bind themselves to the rules made by humans? Naive, they have no scruples. Get ready, we're going to fight—"

"The servants summoned by the Holy Grail War are much more difficult than the servants summoned by Chaldea!"

"Yes!"

Mash immediately changed into armor and held a shield to protect Lixiang behind the shield. The assassin in the trio disappeared into the air. Sha also arched her waist and was ready to attack.

"—At first I thought that Mr. Matou would be nothing more than a side dish here, but it turned out to be such a big fight at the beginning."

There was a voice that seemed to be complaining, and the handsome guy who appeared empty-handed frowned in embarrassment: "Is it the old bug and his servants, or the naive little boy Master and his six servants? Which one is it?" They're all very interesting, it's really hard to choose."

For some reason, Fujimaru Tatsuka suddenly said: "Children make choices, adults want them all."

El-Melloi II stuffed him back behind the shield with a black face, and punched him unceremoniously.

"That sums it up pretty well, well, it makes a lot of sense."

Queyou's eyes lit up, and he praised Fujimaru Tachika who was holding his head behind the shield and sucking in the cool air: "You child really likes me."

Fujimaru Tachika continued to gasp: "He thinks I appeal to him, he wants to eat me!"

"Your original goal was this Tong house."

El-Melloi II resisted the urge to hit someone and asked calmly. Queyou tilted his head and looked at him, always feeling that this person looked familiar.

"The current situation is that our side is more dominant, and you are only alone."

El-Melloi II calmly analyzed the pros and cons: "We can temporarily form an alliance, and our goals do not conflict."

"You too? It seems that this old bug is really unpopular."

Que You had a half-smile: "But it's impossible to expect me to give him to you, I really miss seeing his pile of bugs screeching after being burned."

"Then it's up to each other."

Qing Ji closed her fan: "Maybe my husband can't help it when he sees my heroic appearance... Hehe..."

Hmm... This haha ​​is very meaningful, miss.

"I won't show mercy either, the bugs should be wiped out."

Yuan Laiguang is not to be outdone.

"Wait, where is my chance to play? Is my chance to play just wiped out?"

The ruler pointed at himself and appeared next to Que Yu in aggrieved form. Fujimaru Tatsuka seemed to hear something breaking from the communicator.

Fujimaru Tachika shouted to the other side amidst the noise: "Doctor? What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, I suddenly lost my grip on the coffee. Ah, by the way, Tachika~"

The doctor's voice was unprecedentedly gentle: "See that trash with white hair, leaning on a wooden stick, and writing the word scum all over his body? Please show your momentum to beat the black beard, and move towards that hateful piece of paper." Beat your face hard!"

"Wow, someone is going to punch me!"

Ruler immediately hid behind Queyou, grabbed his coat and poked his head out nervously: "—protect me."

Fujimaru Tachika: ...Huh?Are you a follower?Are you a follower?

"...The magician who is not here knows my ruler?"

Que Yu strangled / trampled on the white hair and let the ruler use him as a shield, and looked at Fujimaru Tachika who was laughing dryly.

ruler?

Angrily, Roman paused, and after a closer look at the magic power analysis, he was really a ruler.

The scum he knew?Ha, ha, ha, absolutely impossible, it is impossible to become a ruler even if you become an assassin.

and so……

"It seems that I have recognized the wrong person, haha, hahaha...they look almost exactly the same, so."

Roman laughed a few times, covering his face in shame: "I'm sorry, please forgive me."

"Doctor..."

Fujimaru Tachika slumped his shoulders and sighed, then pulled himself together: "We've stood here long enough, let's go and see what's going on inside."

Ruler huddled behind Queyou's back and lowered his head, the smile on his face was a little complicated with unknown meaning, and the strangeness flashed by. If it wasn't for Roman being too obsessed with this appearance and staring at it without blinking, maybe Really just skipped it.

He frowned slightly, and quickly hid it under his weak smile, but secretly raised his vigilance level a few notches in his heart.

He looks so much like that bastard, he won't believe it if he says it's okay.

"Hey! Didn't you say they would fight!"

Walking in the corridor, Queyou and Chaldea heard the almost hysterical questioning: "It's all right now, not only did they not fight, they even cooperated to fight in!"

"Isn't this your problem? What kind of anger did you provoke to make the two groups of contestants attack you regardless of the Holy Grail!"

Another voice of shirking responsibility is also very broken.

"=A=?"

Fujimaru Tachika: This voice is a little familiar, it seems, it seems to be... ah!

"Jason!! It really is you!"

The boy pointed at the blond-haired servant in the room and screamed, Matou Shinji took a few steps back in fear, but was still not faster than Jason, and was grabbed by Jason and hid behind him.Looking at the large army that was quickly recounting in front of him, Matou Shinji fought in two groups, hating the followers behind him to death, his distorted voice was unbearably ear-piercing.

"Aren't you a rider, you should stand up and bombard them with your ship cannon!"

Jason didn't care about the pride of the servants, and shouted back with a higher voice than Shinji Matou: "Are you an idiot! This is the mainland! The mainland! How do you want me to drive my boat!"

"You can't use your Noble Phantasm if you're not at sea, you bastard!?"

"Would it be like this if it weren't for you being so useless? I should be angry that you are such a bastard who summoned me, why not your sister, at least I won't be arguing with an idiot here because of insufficient supply of magic power. Why can't I use treasures?" Tool!"

"Bastard rider!!"

Fujimaru Tatsuka's expression gradually calmed down.

"It's a win."

"...Well, it looks like this."

"Husband, let me burn them and bring you victory ~ as a reward..."

Matou Shinji trembled, thinking of the fate of the loser in the Holy Grail War: "No, don't kill me... I don't want to die, I don't want to die! Grandpa! Grandpa save me!"

why.

Why I don't have magic talent.

Why can the person in front of me summon such a powerful servant, but I can only make a contract with a waste servant.

Matou Shinji resented and envied all the people in this world who are talented in magic, such as Matou Sakura, Tohsaka Rin, Emiya Shirou, and the Master in front of him.

Envy, envy envy envy resentment.I don't want to die, I want to destroy them, I want to destroy these bastard geniuses who look down on him!

I don't want to die!

"—I don't know what your visits are for."

As if he really loved his grandson, the withered old man slowly appeared on the stage under the wailing of his grandson: "Can you let me, my unworthy grandson, for the sake of the old man?"

Pretending to be deeply affectionate.

Hiding behind Shinji Matou's back, Jason twitched his lips in disdain. Although he is a servant summoned by the Matou family, he doesn't like Matou Zouken's behavior.

Let's die together!

He thought to himself, you go to your endless hell, and I return to my seat of heroes, perfect.

"Jian Tong Dirty Research."

Uchiha Queyu pulled out a grim smile, and Fujimaru Tateka watched in horror as this man took out a handle from the king's treasure house, which looked like a hero king, pressed the switch, and a dark blue laser sword appeared from one end and rushed up .

Fuck, laser sword! ■■The laser sword in the war!Will this person also be able to fire cannons like the sabers in Gary!God, this man can breathe fire! !Ahhh so handsome!

Awesome!Can I touch his laser sword later! ! !

"Come on~ I'll give you a mental call~"

Ruler, as a servant, couldn't get the buff and didn't recite the spell. He just raised his hand and cheered. Roman looked at him through the screen, holding a fork to poke the strawberry on the cake viciously, thinking that this guy and that scum are exactly the same. .

Uchiha Sparrow was able to kill Matou Zouken once when he was less than ten years old, and he can naturally kill him a second time when he is 20 years old. As for the bug Matou Zouken——

"Hey, old bug, look what this is."

Queyou held up the rectangular ice cube in his hand. In the crystal clear ice, what Matou Zouken was most familiar with was frozen——

Queyou shattered the ice, and the worms in the ice shattered to pieces along with the ice: "That's right, I went to school to meet Sakura before I came here, haha, Kuhahahaha!! This is what a worm should be. Destiny!"

Amidst the loud laughter, Matou Shinji slumped to the ground with a 'plop'.

It’s over.

His trembling lips made no sound of begging for mercy.

Completely finished.