Uchiha is at it again!

The hill where it is located is not far from the city center. Standing on a tree, you can see the high-rise buildings in the city center.

"Should I go to a money store to exchange money first?"

As the two were walking down the mountain, Madara exhaled a mouthful of white mist and asked.Queyou leisurely hummed an unknown tune: "Don't rush, don't rush, according to my usual experience, there must be something to gain before then."

Madara doesn't know where the confidence of the elder brother comes from, maybe there is a reason for the elder brother to do so?After all, this is his first time in another world, so he doesn't have the experience of his elder brother: "Is it really good to not bring briquettes? It grabbed your leg and wanted to follow?"

"It's troublesome if you bring it. After all, it's a leopard. I don't want to enter the bureau and eat fried pork cutlet rice."

Queyou turned to look at him: "Instead of caring about that brat, why not take care of yourself first? After all——"

"You are almost turned into a hedgehog by the wind in the forest."

"..."

Madara pressed down on her gnashing hair.

"Pfft, octopus..."

"……Do not laugh!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Queyou rubbed his head, looking depressed at the sparrow flying away, Madara picked up what the sparrow threw down and hit Queyou, it was an ordinary silver ring.

"Chirp."

The sparrow flew away and came back and dropped a piece of paper at them.

Madara caught it: "... find the ring and get 50 yen??"

Uchiha Madara finally knew why the elder brother said he was not in a hurry.

——Money can really fall from the sky! !

[Yes, yes, 50 yen is a lot to you, right?Beauty, do you like this gift from me~]

The sparrow hovered above Queyou's head, speaking in an uncle's voice, and began to say: [It's a pity that you are a human being, otherwise I will stay with you even if I don't want eggs. Alas, this is the first time I feel the feeling of heartbeat... 】

Que Yu's smile was impeccable, what?Know animal language?No, no, the one who understands animal language is my twin brother Uchiha Sparrow, who has nothing to do with me, Uchiha Sparrow, I can’t understand what this sparrow said about the future, why is it willing to steal an egg for it to hatch , What kind of child is born to raise it, I don't know, I don't know anything.

【Why are you a human?my love! 】

The sparrow sighed to the sky and became a poet.

...Shut up!

In the busy commercial street, the girl standing under the street lamp took out her mobile phone to check the time.

Why hasn't Xingzi come yet... She's 10 minutes late, no matter what the reason is, call me anyway.

The girl stomped her feet on the spot, complaining in her heart about her best friend who invited someone out for shopping but was late.

Be sure to break the friendship for 1 minute!

She was thinking angrily, the pair of ponytails on her head were dangling with her trembling movements, the weather was so cold, she felt that her legs were going to be frozen blue: "Ah - never mind, I don't want Waiting here!"

She yelled angrily, shrank behind the surprised eyes of passers-by in a store to keep warm, rubbed her arms and met the clerk's eyes full of "I understand".

She belatedly began to look at the products in the store, uh... It's not good, it's not good, it's not good, it's not good, the store she randomly entered as a single mother was a men's clothing store! !

"Hey, my brother's birthday is coming, and I want to buy a dress for him."

The face-saving girl immediately stood up straight, coughed dryly and said solemnly.The image of her elder brother who is actually an only child comes from the template of her dream lover.

The clerk had a smile in his eyes, what brother, he still doesn't know?Out of ten female high school students who said this, nine of them wanted to buy it for their lovers.

"Okay, please come with me."

...Ah, so expensive.

Very expensive.

The girl followed the clerk to the youth area, pinching the label on any piece of clothing, almost gasping for breath with heartache, wanting to strangle herself who had just uttered the words.

At this moment, the door of the fitting room next door opened.She swears that she really just glanced there casually, without any thought, and took a quick glance——

She never looked back.

The young man with curly hair who walked out of the fitting room took a quick look and saw that it was a girl who was helpless, so he looked away boredly, pulled the cuff of his clothes uncomfortably, and called, "Brother? What are you doing?" Ok?"

"Wait, this tie is kind of hard to tie..."

The young man with vertically long hair and neckline opened the door of the fitting room, and watched the girl here suffocate, beauty attack x2!

Apricots... apricots!Thank you for dove me!We are forever sisters woo woo woo!

The two are naturally the Uchiha brothers who got the money to go shopping.

"I knew this dress would suit you."

Queyou was satisfied with her eyesight, and the girl also hid behind her clothes and nodded vigorously in agreement. She had seen many handsome guys, school girls, models in magazines, and stars on TV, but few auras could match the one in front of her. The existence of contending against brothers.

——When you see them, you will know what is dangerous and beautiful described in the novel.

"The clothes on big brother are also very suitable."

Madara looked around, picked up a gray plaid scarf and wrapped it around Que Yu's neck, took a step back and nodded: "This is better."

"is it?"

Queyou touched the scarf: "I wasn't very satisfied with this outfit, since Madara thinks it suits me, I'll buy it."

"This gentleman, why do you feel unsatisfied?"

The sales lady was also stunned by the double beauty: "In my opinion, this dress highlights your aura..."

"That's the point of dissatisfaction."

Queyou frowned in confusion: "Who can tell that I just passed my 20th birthday with this outfit?"

"Ah, indeed, I can't tell."

The sales lady covered her lips and exclaimed in a low voice: "You look like a successful person who has achieved something!"

This is actually not wrong...Brother, please put away the smugness on your face, it's too obvious.Uchiha Madara took a deep breath in his heart: "Then what kind of clothes do you want, big brother? I'll help you find it."

Queyou touched his chin seriously: "...a bit more lively and youthful."

When Madara searched for it and turned back, he was annoyed to see that his elder brother was chatting with the girl just now with a pleasant face. The girl's eyes were so blatant that they were almost glued to her body, and she was still smiling so prettily.

Enough is enough, stop giving off your charms, you flirtatious man!

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"so tired……"

After completing the hotel check-in procedure with the fake identity he bought, Queyou fell on his back on the soft big bed, closed his eyes and let out a long breath.

Ha, when I was shopping just now, I didn't see that you looked a little tired.

Madara, slumped on the sofa, rolled his eyes.

Queyou rested for a while, turned over and lay down on the bed, took out a stack of talisman papers from the treasure of the king, took out one and pasted it on the clothes he just bought, the red mantras drawn on the paper disappeared in a flash, leaving only A plain white paper was laid out.

Madara remained motionless: "What is that?"

Queyou took off the white paper: "I have nothing to do to study the cleaning talisman. Okay, put on new clothes, and we have to go out."

Who the hell was calling out for being tired just now! ! !

"What are you researching, who needs that kind of thing."

Madara slowly changed his clothes while making complaints, Queyou took off the talisman paper on his clothes: "The things I researched are useless to ninjas, but the nobles are very interested in it, change it up, and then Let the shrine maidens sell in the name of divine arts—"

Madara raised his eyebrows: "Will nobles really buy it?"

"Aren't you underestimating the absurdity of nobles, Madara?"

Queyou looked at his naive and foolish younger brother in surprise, suddenly realized something, and narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Madara... tell me the truth, you don't know that two-thirds of all our funds are What kind of sales from the nobles?"

"Two-thirds that much?!"

Uchiha Madara! !You little bastard! !

Queyou poked Madara's forehead repeatedly, angrily: "What's your shocked expression? Didn't you check out your own chamber of commerce?"

"Because big brother is here..."

Madara was poked back, and whispered a little guilty.Que You sighed softly, and threatened him: "Even if you are intoxicated, there must be a limit to your strength. Fortunately, I was the one who heard this. If my father is here, I don't see if you will be punished."

"Farewell... I'm already this old... It's too embarrassing to be punished to kneel down..."

Madara's voice became softer and softer, covering his face: "I will understand clearly when I go back."

"That's right."

Queyou caressed the top of his younger brother's head, gathered his unrestrained hair that no one in the whole clan could match, and tied it into a high ponytail like his own: "Okay, let's go."

"Aren't you going to buy clothes this time?"

Madara shook his head and was vigilant, a little timid about his elder brother's shopping fun.God knows how many clothes he changed in the morning dragged by his elder brother, and how many streets he walked with big bags and small bags.Queyou laughed and said, "I don't buy it, I don't buy it."

He promised so, and brought Madara into the beauty shop.

Uchiha Madara: "..." What's the difference? Wow!

"The color of this eyeshadow palette is good!"

"This makeup remover..."

"And this blush..."

You can take it back as a reference to launch new products.

Madara helplessly accompanies his brother to pick out cosmetics. He still knows a little bit about the cosmetics industry at home, but there is only a little bit.Seeing that the elder brother made an excuse to buy a birthday gift for his younger sister, and in order to get a recommendation from the clerk, he took out his mobile phone and showed her the photos of his 'sister' - he frowned, realizing that this was not an easy matter.

younger sister?They don't have sisters.

The photo of my younger sister that the elder brother showed the clerk, and the photo of the woman saved in the phone of the elder brother, could it be... the future sister-in-law!

Cough, cough, cough.

He pretended to inadvertently moved his body and glanced at it. The future sister-in-law, can he not be curious?

As a result... I saw Quanna in women's clothing, obviously on a mission: P

Uchiha Madara: When did the big brother take this... No, the point is, this was taken when Quanna was on a mission, and it was a candid shot, so, big brother won't have me here, right? ? [Think carefully and fear

……

…………

"Hey, that, big brother, send me a copy of the photo too?"

"Good talk, good talk."

Queyou smiled and nodded: "As long as you accompany me to play with that."

Madara Uchiha looked in the direction he was pointing, and saw a photo sticker machine full of cute stickers filled with girls——

Uchiha Sparrow smiled and grabbed Uchiha Madara who turned around and wanted to escape.

"I'm not going!!"

Madara struggled desperately, but couldn't resist Queyou pushing him step by step into the photo sticker machine: "Don't be shy, this can be regarded as leaving a good memory..."

"Who wants such a shameful memory as a souvenir!!"

Madara yelled in embarrassment, and stared fiercely at the female high school students who were laughing and looking at them, feeling their faces burning.

"Let me see how it works... Hey, Madara, there is also a cat ear hair accessory—"

"Don't even think about it! I won't wear it until I die!"

Uchiha Madara gritted his teeth and said grimly: "I won't even die!!"

Queyou pondered for a second, showing his most innocent expression.

"A photo of Senna?"

"..."

"Your photo?"

"..."

"As the son of the Uchiha patriarch, you don't understand the family's business?"

"..."

"('▽') huh?"

"..."

Uchiha Madara put on cat ears in humiliation.

At the moment when this black history that can be remembered for a lifetime was born, Uchiha Madara suddenly felt that he had found a reason for Kazuma not to come out to play.

Could it be that Yizhen had expected this situation!Yizhen... You have grown to such a point, and left your second brother without mercy, did I run away Yizhen!Brotherhood too!

Even if it were me, I would just run away.

... want to go home, want to go home, want to go home!

The city is illusory and flashy under the night, and finally finished a day of shopping. It can be said that the physically and mentally exhausted Madara sits on the window seat, watching the flow of people coming and going outside the window through the glass, feasting, like the starry sky belonging to the ground, reflecting In the glass, reflected in the eyes.

Madara tilted her head and leaned on Queyou's shoulder: "Brother."

"kindness?"

"I'm a little tired."

"That's right, I've been running all day."

Queyou didn't expose his lies, and said softly, "It's still far away from our destination, go to sleep, I'll call you when we arrive."

"kindness."

Madara tucked her hand into Queyou's arm to warm it up, rubbed lightly on her elder brother's shoulder, and closed her eyes.

The lights cast flickering shadows on him through the glass.Arriving at the station, the child with the schoolbag jumped out of the car excitedly, yelled and ran towards the snack shop, the office worker with the briefcase in his arms dozed off bit by bit, After waking up, she looked out the window to see if she had reached her destination. The long-haired girl with perm was wearing earphones and lowered her head to play with her mobile phone, tapping her heels rhythmically.

"It's nice here."

Stability, peace, and tranquility are too monotonous, but they are so luxurious and comfortable that they have never imagined a dream.

"—I, want to create such a world."

Queyou smiled softly: "That will be very tiring."

"How could I be afraid of being tired?"

Madara whispered: "I am Uchiha Madara, what I want to do... hiss!"

Before he finished speaking, he pulled out his right hand forcefully as if his hand was scalded——

His eyes fell on his hands, and Queyou's eyes darkened.