Uchiha is at it again!

[I developed a new ninjutsu today! (*'▽'*person) - self-produced and sold mushroom piles]

[Go to hell. —— sparrow]

[Not bad, what type of ninjutsu?Got a name?If you have time, let me take a look. —— sparrow]

After receiving the text message, Hashirama clenched his fists hard against the ceiling and bowed his head: [I haven't named yet, what are you doing now? 】

[I was training the junior shuriken, and I kind of wanted to strangle him to death. —— sparrow]

"Should I say you are a genius? Or should I say you are a fool?"

Que Yu pulled out the shuriken from the tree trunk, and shook his head helplessly: "I thought Uchiha Kei's shuriken was the best in the world, but I didn't expect that the world is full of wonders, there are even strong hands in the strong. Soil is the real number one in the world.”

Which ancestor is Uchiha Hui?

With a guilty conscience, Obito reached out to catch the shuriken, and didn't dare to ask any more questions, when a sentence suddenly popped up from the wall: "You called me?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Xiao Uchiha screamed and jumped up, hugging the heart that jumped out of his throat and trembling with each other, the shuriken deeply plunged into the ground in front of his feet.

"I said you, obviously a few steps away is the gate..."

Queyou looked at the curly-haired young man with a "hey" and came in over the wall with a black line, while over the wall, he said plausibly: "Why do you have to go through the main entrance when you have over the wall?"

Why climb over the wall when there is a main entrance?

The patriarch Uchiha, who has always been upright and unparalleled in doing tasks, rested his forehead with one hand and sighed heavily.

"I passed by and heard someone talking about me being so handsome, so I couldn't help but see who has such a good eye."

Hui patted the dust on his clothes, and winked at them: "Long time no see~"

"It's been a long time, didn't you go to xx dessert shop to buy new products together the day before yesterday? You asked me to borrow money because you didn't have money to buy the latest yokan for Kong."

Queyou snorted and dismantled the stage, Huibai POSS showed a contemplative expression: "The day before yesterday? The day before yesterday? Huh? So it wasn't the year before last?"

Que Yu: ...

"This person is stupid. Come, someone, strip this mentally handicapped patriarch and throw him out."

Quan Na pressed Madara, who couldn't help but was about to get up, and watched them continue to act.

"Ah... what a ruthless man."

Hui couldn't help crying, and hid her face with her non-existent wide sleeves and complained quietly. Obito shuddered, and quietly hid behind Queyou.

Probably Uchiha will have a little bit of talent, Uchiha Hui's skill can only be regarded as the normal level of the clan, but the intelligence spy is the best among them, no one can see the usual dullness when wearing a vest.

As expected, he was the guy who almost got into the female dowager when he was doing tasks in the street. By the way, the person who competed with Uchiha Kei for the dowager at that time was Uchiha Sparrow who was doing the task together.

Does the result even need to be said?

Stand proudly on your hips for 1 minute.

"You are the heartless person who left me first, and you are the one who stands here and accuses me."

On the night of losing the election, a certain defeated dog 'eloped' with a certain samurai to quit the mission, and ran under the moon with his samurai Xiaoqingmei disguised as a man, leaving behind a series of barbell-like laughter.

The task target who was put down hugged the quilt and talked about the information they wanted one by one. The girl with red makeup sat on the window and looked down at the moon. Her green fingers gently brushed the mahogany on the window. There was a layer of coldness under the moonlight.

He sighed deeply.

Really, I can't tell whether I won or lost... Alas, there is nothing I can do about it, after all, I am born with such beauty that no one can match...

Get some cash and go.

"Did you ever think of me when you were flying away for your true love? You spent time with her, but I had to work hard for a few words (information). How can I compare to you when it comes to ruthlessness?"

Que You lightly touched the corners of his eyes, with a bit of sadness in his stubbornness, Uchiha Hui handed over his hands and felt ashamed, bowed down to the female husband who was still a mythical land of fireworks after the "fragrance disappears and jade died": "I admit defeat, it is better to admit defeat Bar?"

"Wouldn't it be better to say that earlier?"

Que You immediately withdrew her tears and wiped away the remaining water marks on her cheeks with disdain.Obito retreated to the eaves early, clutching Madara's sleeves and trembling, his awe of the Great Demon King was no match for his current panic.

Middle, middle evil?Ghost?Ghost? !Woohoo—(д;)

Xiaodaido didn't know that there was a kind of person called a "player".

He will soon understand.

Madara was pulled by the sleeve by some idiot as a life-saving straw, and helplessly pressed the top of his head, feeling some inexplicable nostalgia and embarrassment for a while.

——After all, every time the eldest brother sheds tears, there is a history of being played with insanity.

"Hey, I heard that you have accepted students?"

"Well, that little coward over there is."

Little counselor with soil: ...QAQ.

Queyou chatted with Hui: "I'm not bluffing you, this kid's shuriken is better than yours."

"Hahaha, me? Everyone is better than me at the beginning."

Uchiha Hui laughed at himself, and the laughter faded away in Queyou's eyes full of deep meaning: "...Isn't it? Better than me at the beginning?"

Is that human being?

"Do I look like someone joking with you?"

"Where do you get your confidence? Are you joking around?"

Uchiha Hui asked back, even so, he looked at Obito with a look of eagerness: "I want to see how powerful you say you are."

What happened afterwards?

"I'm going to thank the teacher for not killing him back then."

Uchiha Hui cupped his fists: "Farewell."

"Hey!"

Queyou stretched out his hand and watched Uchiha Kei quickly climb over the wall and leave: "You just walked through the door..."

Obito lowered his head in frustration, he has humiliated his ancestors in front of others, they must be disappointed in him, he is so stupid, he can't do anything well.

Queyou saw the rabbit's ears drooping and drooping, so he rubbed the fried hair vigorously.

"Okay, cheer up, we have to continue training!"

"Aren't you scolding me?"

Obito shrank his neck and asked in a low voice, his eyes were red.Queyou snorted, "Why did you scold you?"

"I'm so stupid, I can't learn no matter how I teach."

"So why scold you? Is there a connection between this?"

"Because I'm stupid..."

"Stupid? No. Don't think of yourself so badly, Obito, you are the man who wants to be Hokage. Would Hokage give up on reality so easily?"

Queyou squatted down, hugged his knees and looked at Obito: "The reason why you can't learn is because you worked too hard before, and made mistakes into instinct, and you can't adjust for a while... And your teacher is Us!"

He clenched his fists to show Hong's less obvious biceps: "Don't you believe us? We are very good!"

Of course, because I have done everything by myself, I am free now.

That is to say-

"We have plenty of time to drill you idiot."

The Madara Demon King and Quanna the Great Demon King suddenly appeared from left to right, and pressed Obito's shoulders hard with a smile: "—until all the waste in your limited brain capacity is removed, Obito."

!

I was so moved that I wanted to cry, but after being so scared, Obito Uchiha couldn't cry anymore.

Looking at the startled rabbits among the wolves, Uchiha Kazuma shook his head, feeling pity: How pitiful.

So, Obito, who was exhausted from training, bit his chopsticks repeatedly during dinner and almost fell into the rice. Yizhen slapped him on the face in a funny way, but it didn't do anything.

Still continue to pour the unswallowed rice into the bowl.

Even Uchiha Tajima couldn't stand it anymore.

"You guys are really messing around. Today's training volume must have exceeded the standard, right?"

Several people ate rice with their heads down, as if they were eating something more happy than sweets.

"Who led the way?"

Seeing Queyou raised his head, Uchiha Tajima glanced over lightly: "Shut up."

……Oh.

Queyou lowered his head to eat rice.

"You slept soundly."

Those who occupy the main force will take the responsibility of taking care of little Uchiha. Madara Uchiha sits cross-legged next to the quilt and watches Obito cover the quilt blowing his nose and bubbles, holding his chin and pinching his face with the other hand.

"It's obvious that you, a stinky brat, demanded double training, and I was scolded as a result."

Are you angry?

"Ugh..."

Obito hummed, drooling with a smirk.

Madara let go of his hand in disgust, this brat is dreaming a sweet dream, in his opinion, if he can't keep the content, he is a Hokage.

Hokage, Konoha.

A village that will be established in Hashirama in the future.

[As long as there are leaves flying, the fire will burn. 】

Madara snorted and laughed, quite liking this sentence.

They didn't ask Obito about the future, that didn't make any sense, and it would become an obstacle on the way forward.On the contrary, Obito himself said a lot, just to let them understand the meaning of Hokage's existence.

It doesn't matter.

Knowing that this is what Obito is striving for is enough.

"You did a good job today, kid."

Madara touched Obito's hair with a smile: "Have a good rest, future Hokage."

He likes people who have dreams and work hard towards their dreams, like Big Brother, like Kazuma, like Quanna, like Hashirama, and now there is an extra Uchiha Obito.

Uchiha Madara gently closed the door, and went to find his brothers unhurriedly.As the sound of footsteps faded away, Obito Uchiha who was sleeping soundly pulled up the thin quilt to cover his head, rolled around and howled silently and crazily.

Ahhhhhhhhhh he praised me ahhh he said I was the future Hokage ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Crazy show love to Ban ancestors.

This night's stay was just an accident, and Obito would definitely not stay here forever.

Although Queyou's birthday was approaching, several Uchihas had prepared gifts early, and after Obito returned home, they had nothing to do and began to panic again.

Quanna and Madara can still play with each other to pass the time, but Yizhen and Chosuke can only lie down on the corridor under the eaves, listening to the various sound effects of the two to count the number of ants passing by on the ground.

Tired of counting, Yizhen straightened his arms toward the two people on the training ground: "... I feel guilty for stealing time when I look at Brother Ban and Quan Nai."

Queyou leaned on his arm: "Is there? I feel good, very good."

"When Quan Nai hears this, she will definitely grab your clothes and make trouble with you."

"No way, Quan Nai is a mature and steady adult now." He would only chase and beat me with the unsheathed sword.

The two looked at each other and sniggered sullenly.

"After celebrating your birthday, brother, I plan to go to the Land of Earth."

"Huh? I also said to take all of you to play together!"

"Just for fun? Go to the different world that Quan Nai talked about? Or not, if we all ran away, wouldn't father be mad?"

Yizhen was a little embarrassed: "And I don't have the ability to protect myself like you. If we go together, you need to be distracted to protect me. It's better to stay at home and make money with your hands tied."

"It's not fair to you..."

"There is nothing fair or unfair, and I have not been wronged. I like making money, and I like it very much."

Yizhen squinted his eyes, evoking a shallow smile with intoxication: "Every decision is like gambling, this kind of thrill of tightrope walking on a cliff, I really love this kind of life with fate in my hands." Feel."

"Then I can't let you go to the Land of Earth alone. Who do you want to follow you? Me? Madara? Or Quanna?"

"Well... Quan Nai, let Brother Ban follow you to other places to play."

"You haven't played the same thing..."

Que Yu muttered softly, but still raised his arm and patted Kazuma on the shoulder: "Okay, I respect your decision. Don't worry, don't be afraid, you have Uchiha and me behind you. Kazuma, As long as you like it, as long as you are happy, everything I do has meaning."

"Well, I know."

Yizhen looked sideways at his elder brother and smiled.

—Brother idiot.

If all I'm doing makes it a little easier for you, then I'm not going to back off.

"I'll cook on my birthday, you haven't tasted my cooking, have you? Come on, tell me what you want to eat?"

On a whim, Queyou directly clapped his hands and broke his fingers excitedly: "Tempura? Sushi? Rice bowl? Ramen?"

[Coffee jelly. 】

"scare!"

"Who!"

As soon as he yelled, he immediately turned over and stood up, took out a kunai bar from the ninja bag in front of him, and looked vigilantly at the intruder who appeared quietly behind him.The pink-haired young man with a strange hair accessory looked at him calmly: 【I have no malice. 】

"Do you think I will believe this sentence? What is your purpose!"

Yizhen glared at him fiercely, Queyou hurriedly pulled him back: "No, wait, Yizhen, he's here to celebrate my birthday!"

"Brother, do you know someone?"

Madara, who rushed over, was tense and ready to extinguish the fire at any time but spit it out. Quanna also clenched her sword tightly and was ready to go, waiting for Queyou to say something.

"Yes, Saiki Kusuo, is my best friend, and in your words is my apocalypse."

Queyou pulled down his real arm, opened Madara's hands, and pressed down the knife in Quan Nai's hand bitterly: "I wanted to introduce you on my birthday, but I didn't expect him to come earlier."

and……

"Yo, Brother Queyou."

Looking at the person waving to him, Queyou clicked his tongue secretly, attracting Yizheng's attention beside him: ——and brought a big trouble.

[In fact, this is a last resort. 】

Qi Mukongsuke's formal attire was a bit of a gentle scum, but his tone still made him itchy as always: "I haven't seen you for 980 days, 41 hours, 12 minutes and [-] seconds. Do you miss me?"

How the hell do you remember so accurately? ?Pervert shaking m! !

"Brother Kongzhu, why are you here? I didn't prepare for it."

Queyou tried hard not to let his smile turn ferocious: "It's still so early, my birthday is the day after tomorrow."

Why don't you say hello, I'll put on a sack and knock people out as soon as possible, and artificially help you start the time lapse Dafa.

"Kusuo desperately invited me to come with him. As an older brother, it's really hard for me to refuse."

Que Yu snorted.

[What are you forced to do? I think you are going against me, Fat Tiger. 】

【it is true. 】

【You say, I want to see if it's Xiaofu, you are floating or Fat Tiger, I can't hold a knife anymore! 】

[I haven’t told you before——King Ma Cang Ye is here. 】

【……what? 】

While telepathing with Kusuo while dealing with Saiki Sosuke's Chiuyu got stuck, Kusuo's brows and eyes showed a look of lovelessness.

【Yes, you heard that right, it is the Ma Cangye King who is as scheming as Seimei. 】

Saiki Kusuo came to attend his friend's birthday, no matter how he thought about it, it was impossible for him to bring Qi Mu Kongzhu, a troublemaker.

But the bad thing is that King Ma Cang Ye came.With a full [-] favorability points on top of his head and the identity of the Shaman King, he appeared in his house under the pseudonym Ma Canghao, and easily coaxed his idiot parents into joy, and gently drew everyone around him into his side.

...It's scary, isn't it?

It's scary, okay?

The daughter of God, Shinmi Teruhashi, is already on the verge of rebellion!

That's why Saiki Kusuo changed his plan and went to Chosuke's world ahead of time, and brought Saiki Kongsuke with him.

Qi Mukongzhu's fighting strength alone is comparable to ten idiot parents, and if he is drawn over by King Ma Cang Ye, then he is really going to stage a desperate situation.

In this regard, Queyou took a sigh of relief: [——hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha, what domineering president is running and running his wife's plot, I let you laugh at me, Qi Mu Nanxiong, you also have today hahahahahaha ! 】

Saiki Kusuo grimaced: [Is it enough to gloat?If you laugh enough, give me an idea. 】

[What ideas can I have, I'm still single for 20 years.By the way, do you really have no feelings for King Ma Cang Ye? 】

Queyou had two things in one mind and asked curiously.

【No!I just treated him as a friend and didn't do anything out of the ordinary!Why did it become like this! 】

【That's the way things are about feelings. Love doesn't know where it started, and it goes deeper and deeper.Although I don't have any feelings for King Ma Cang Ye, but now I sympathize with him. I paid the water with infatuation, tsk tsk tsk, the book should be a big hit. 】

[Then this infatuated person is given to you, if you exchange infatuation for your sincerity, I can still feel relaxed. 】

[Don't, don't, I can't bear your love, big brother. 】

……

……puff.

※※※

On the day of her 20th birthday, Queyou drank alcohol for the first time.

Uchiha Tajima did not expect it, Saiki Kusuo did not expect it, and it can be said that everyone present did not expect it-Uchiha Sparrow, who seemed to be omnipotent, was actually pouring a cup.

Well, normal, Saiki Kusuo who can destroy the world is afraid of bugs.

The drunk Uchiha Chiuyu hugged and kissed and rubbed against people, asking questions and answering them, he was very obedient.Saiki Kusuo still remembered Queyu's ridicule to him the day before yesterday, and launched a retaliatory proposal. After all, Uchiha Queyu, if you don't ask about some things now, don't expect him to take the initiative to tell you in this life.

Like superpowers.

"I'll come, I'll come."

Quan Nai raised her hand first, squeezed in front of Que You and cleared her throat: "Brother, me, Brother Ban, and Brother Yizhen, who do you like the most?"

Oh, the first question is to make a proposition.

"I like them all, my favorite!"

Queyou said loudly with a smile, then lowered his voice mysteriously: "However, I'll tell you a secret, you can't tell it."

"Okay okay."

Quan Na nodded seriously, and then heard Que You say: "My younger brother Madara, in fact, he was almost called Quan Na."

He also pinched a distance with his fingers, as thin as a hair: "It's just a little short."

"??!"

Uchiha Madara on the side turned his head immediately.

"At the beginning, my father said that I could also name my younger brother. I read a lot of books, and finally came up with a name called 'Quan Nai'. But my father backed down, and he backed down! Do you think he is annoying?"

"Well, I hate it, it's too annoying."

Quan Nai immediately echoed and scolded, pushing and shoving with Kazuma and laughing in a low voice.Uchiha Tajima couldn't hold back his face, but his wife Risa smiled at him with her chin in her hand, obviously wanting to hear the end, so she could only drink with a blushing old face in silence.

Queyou waved his hand angrily again: "Then there is Yizhen, who was just a little bit closer. Isn't the name Quan Nai nice? Father, he actually went back on his word! It's necrotic!"

"Yes, it's too bad."

Kazuma said happily that he didn't care if he was stunned by Tajima.

While they were making noise, an uninvited guest came over the wall.

"Hi? I'm here to interrupt."

Hei Chang poked his head straight in to say hello, and quickly retracted to avoid the chopsticks that were shot at him.

"Kazuma, Quanna, drive this Senshou out."

Tajima said with a gloomy face, and Hashirama heard it: "Eh? Don't, I'm also here to celebrate Queyou's birthday!"

"You are not welcome, go quickly."

Quan Nai waved at him in disdain, and when she heard her name, Que You turned her head to look drowsily, and raised her voice happily to wave to him: "Hashirama, you're here too, come quickly, sit down."

Quan Nai covered her face: ...Brother! !

"What's going on here?"

Seeing Queyou's smiling face, Hashirama sat down and asked Madara in a low voice, and Madara looked at him helplessly: "Drunk...what are you holding?"

"It's a gift for Que Yu."

Hashirama showed off his son generously, but was smeared by his son.

He turned his head and licked the hair in his mouth a few times, and handed the restless cub to Queyou: "Happy birthday, didn't you say you wanted to raise a leopard? I caught it in the country of Sichuan."

Want to please humans with me?Oh, stupid.

The milk leopard shook its ears in disdain, and was full of vengeance after seeing the future human owner in front of it——

【dad! 】

It happily wagged its tail and instantly rebelled, its milky voice urging humans to quickly put themselves in father's arms.

"Leopard? Oh... I think I said it."

Queyou took the little leopard, which was so black and had a soft and sweet cry, and thought hard for a while before showing a joyful smile: "You still remember, Hashirama."

"Hahaha, how could you forget, you seldom say outright what you want."

Zhu Jian gently scratched his face with his index finger, and looked at Que Yu with a smile: "It's great that you like it."

"..." There is a situation.

Yizhen looked suspiciously.

"Little leopard, little leopard..."

Queyou happily held the milk leopard up high, the milk leopard tried to wrap its tail around his wrist, he placed it on top of his head, and opened his arms towards the column——

"Brother is going to hug someone!"

"Quick! Stop him! Don't let him kiss Senshou Bashirama!"

Qianshouzhujian:? ! ! !I beg you to let go!Please let him kiss me!

The scene was suddenly in chaos.

And Saiki Kusuo, a great superpower, stared fixedly at the top of Senju Hashirama's head, and slowly, slowly looked at his bamboo horse.

Uchiha Sparrow, my best friend.

——Your brother Senshou Zhuma's favorability for you... is also one hundred.

Should it be said that we are worthy of growing up together?The encounter is exactly the same.

This is probably a feng shui turn, why don't you laugh at him?

Saiki Kusuo thought seriously.