Uchiha is at it again!

There is no thousand hands holding him tightly, no modern incandescent lamps, the clothes on his body have been changed, and the bedding on his body is no longer the same as when he slept last night.

When Queyou came back and fell asleep, the avatar had already finished the finishing work for him.

He dazedly spent about ten seconds digesting the memory that his clone/body synchronized. He was startled by a certain message and suddenly woke up in a cold sweat. He hurriedly turned over, and sluggishly met Madara who was looking at his research materials at the desk. out of sight.

"...Brother, you're awake."

Ban Yang, who came back from the mission, took a thick stack of documents in Yang's hand, and showed a slightly sinister smile: "It's just right, come and explain to me what's going on."

"..."

Uchiha, who is not afraid of anything, lies back in the futon with a blank expression in slow motion and pulls up the quilt to cover his head, desperately escaping from reality.

Yes, when the avatar left, it was very vile to put out the research materials that had been packed up!It is still on the table that can be seen as soon as the door is opened!

... The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old, why do you cheat me like this, what good is it for you, we are alone! QAQ!

Part/body: Who told you to run and play alone:)

Uchiha Sparrow on this side complained endlessly, and Senju Bashirama on the other side was also in dire straits.

Staying in the elder brother's room where he blamed himself, and in the room where the thousand-handed Buddha came to enlighten his son, the two witnessed with their own eyes what it means to "make a big change into a living person".

One second there was an empty tatami, and the next second there was a Senshouzhujian sleeping soundly with his arms around the quilt.

"..."

"..."

The missing eldest son/big brother came back, but Qianshou Buddha/Feijian couldn't smile at all, the two of them stared at the quilt in Zhujian's arms, their faces livid.

Ha, when they were blind and couldn't see the Uchiha clan crest shining brightly on the quilt?

With her belly exposed, she was sleeping on her back, but if you look closely, you can find traces of crying in her eye sockets, but there is a silly and somewhat satisfied smile on her face.

Thousand-handed Buddha took a deep breath: "Thousand-handed pillars!!"

"Yes! Enenen?!"

Years of bodily reactions made Senshou Zhuma's conditioned reflex jump, even though he himself was still dazed and dazed.He covered his forehead, and it took him a while to wake up. When he saw the Thousand-Handed Buddha Room and the Thousand-Handed Door Room in front of him, his eyes widened: "...Father?! The Door Room?! I, I'm back? Aww!"

He let out a cry of pain, covered the top of his head that had been severely punched by the Thousand Hands Buddha, and kept gasping for breath: "What are you doing, father, you will be beaten stupidly, it hurts..."

"You are not stupid."

Thousand Hands Buddha was furious: "Where have you been these days? Do you know that we are looking for you everywhere, and you actually want to sleep under Uchiha's quilt - you have such a good relationship with Uchiha, are you Didn't you want to change your surname to Uchiha?!"

"I didn't, and I've been trying to come back these days!"

Hashirama hurriedly complained: "But how can it be so easy to come back? If it wasn't for Uchiha's help, I would have frozen to death there."

"So brother, are you okay?"

Fei Jian took a step forward and asked, Zhu Jian looked at his beautiful younger brother, felt sad, and took Fei Jian's hand: "I'm fine... Fei Jian, you must not be ruined!"

Brother Queyi's younger brothers grew up to be prettier than the other. How did my younger brother turn from a handsome boy to a tough guy?Although, although he is quite handsome, he has completely changed his style!

With a trembling hand, Fei Jian gave Zhu Jian a mallet with twitching veins: "...be more serious! Brother!"

"Aw! Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain will really be silly!"

Hashirama jumped in pain, Senshou Buddha saw that the eldest son was still thinking about making jokes, and finally let go of the heart that had been raised high these days: "What happened these days, and how did you get involved with Uchiha? Make it clear to me."

"I'd like to say it, but I don't know if you are willing to believe it."

Hashirama rubbed his red forehead in depression: "Don't think I'm talking nonsense again, it really made me stupid."

"Go ahead."

Thousand-Handed Buddha took a deep breath and sat down cross-legged: "I want to see where you can go with your nonsense."

"...You said so."

Zhu Jian glanced at him, then at him again, and moved back cautiously: "I'd better stay away from you."

Thousand Hands Buddha was about to be laughed out of anger.

"Actually... I was teleported to another world."

After Zhu Jian finished speaking, he immediately dodged to the side, avoiding his father's iron fist: "Look! You don't believe it at all!"

"Who would believe such a ridiculous thing!"

Qianshou Buddha said angrily, Zhujian glared at him: "If you don't believe me, don't ask me to say it."

"……you say."

Fojian wiped his face: "I'd like to see what flowers you can come up with."

Hashirama just picked and picked a few things, omitting the golden vortex that can store items, ninjutsu similar to ice escape, eternal kaleidoscope sharing eyes, and Konoha.However, he couldn't hide Queyou's identity no matter what. Without him, all these things would not be connected together. In order to increase his credibility, he even handed over his mobile phone.

His small thoughts were not enough in front of Patriarch Qianshou, Fojian sneered in his heart, and listened to the eldest son's guidance and opened the item called a mobile phone.

Thousand Hands Buddha did not believe the eldest son's nonsense.

In his opinion, Hashirama was just affected by Uchiha's illusion, and his brain was filled with false memories so that the time was confused.

However, when he clumsily clicked on the photo album on his mobile phone, he couldn’t help seeing the old self and his wife showing peaceful smiles and eyes in the photos, and the grown-up Banjian and Wajian acting as scissors to the camera. His eyes were red, and his heart trembled fiercely.

"...You just said that Banjian and Wajian are still alive?"

he said hoarsely.

"Yes, brother Queyou told me."

"You can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing. I watched the burial of Banjian and Wajian with my own eyes."

Fojian took a deep look at his eldest son: "He is a Uchiha, and that Uchiha Chosuke, Senju Hashirama, are you sure you want to believe him?"

"I believe in Brother Queyou."

Hashirama puffed up his chest, and faced his father's oppressive gaze stubbornly and fearlessly: "Even though you don't believe it, Brother Queyu did protect me and Uchiha's mortal enemy, Senshou. If it wasn't for him, It is absolutely impossible for me to appear in front of you now."

He frankly exposed his own strength and hole cards in front of me, proudly and recklessly, even the secret of Sharingan did not shy away from my Brother Queyou.

"I trust him." I trust me just as he does.

Thousand-handed Buddha's eyes changed.

"... Let's talk about this matter tomorrow."

"Father?"

Tokaima turned his head to look at his father standing up in surprise, Fojian was holding the phone in his hand, and on the screen were Banjian and Wajian standing next to Hashirama and laughing: "Why must tomorrow?"

"I have something to confirm tonight."

Fojian looked at the smiling faces of the third son and the youngest son, with deep and dangerous eyes: "That kid...you better not lie to me, otherwise, even if he doesn't appear in front of me, I will rush to the Uchiha clan and kill him! "

Opening his mouth, his eyes were full of disbelief: "Father, you, do you want to..."

"Yes."

Fojian cast a gloomy glance at the eldest son and the second son, and the two little thousand hands shuddered together: "Tonight, I'll go look at the corpses of Banjian and Wajian to see if it's what he said. substitutes for real ones."

If it is true, all of this is not an illusion encountered by Zhu Jian, then what a terrible thing this will be!

Senju Buddha has every reason to believe that the Uchiha Queyou he knows now is just the tip of the iceberg, not just what the outside world knows now.

But if it's fake... Uchiha Sparrow!

A killing intent flashed in his eyes.

"!"

Qi Qi sneezed between the boards and the tiles, Yizhen hugged the textbook, and moved to the side with a look of disgust.

"Yizhen~"

Seeing the person he likes dislike him so much, Qianshouwajian wrinkled his face in grievance, leaned up pitifully to act like a spoiled child, and leaned forward reluctantly when pushed away by Yizhen's dark face.

Senju, who was rubbing his nose, turned green.

Ruined.

The third brother really wants to change his surname to Uchiha.

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Although it was said that we would talk about it the next day, Qianshou Buddha couldn't help calling his two sons that night.

His complexion was terrible, and his whole body seemed to be suppressing a volcano that was about to erupt. Brother Qianshou didn't dare to let out a breath, for fear that the two of them would become sparks that would detonate.

"—Uchiha Sparrow."

Thousand Hands Buddha gritted his teeth and said the name: "He is really playing tricks on everyone in the ninja world!"

"Father? That is to say..."

Qi Yi asked cautiously while suppressing the sudden surge of his heart in the door, but his red eyes did not hide his mood and became sparkling.

"That's right, he didn't lie to Hashirama."

Fojian wiped his face: "Banjian and Wajian may really be alive - the blood on the clothes belongs to them, but the corpse is not. They may have used some method to hide the past."

"Great, great!"

Feijian couldn't help crying with joy, and hurriedly lowered his head and raised his arms to wipe away the tears. Fojian looked at the proud Qianshou Zhujian, and was too lazy to care about it: "Does he have any conditions to let Banjian Wajian come back?"

Hashirama immediately lowered his face: "...Yes."

"What is it."

Fojian asked, and Feijian looked over patiently and excitedly.

As someone who has been here, Senshou Zhuma glanced at his younger brother, as if he saw himself yesterday: "Medical expenses."

"……How many."

Judging from Zhujian's expression, Fujian knew that there would be a lot, but when he heard the number that popped out, his expression went blank for a moment.

"...You can contact Uchiha Sparrow."

"Hey... a mobile phone may work, I haven't tried it yet."

"You contact him now and let me talk to him."

Thousand-Handed Buddha said with a dark face: "——So much money, did he rob it?!"